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- >Today's the day
- >Once a week
- >You and all the other fluffies live in a fenced-off area with no grassies that daddy keeps you in
- >You are just a week-old filly
- >Your little sister is really scared because she thinks her name will be called, but you comfort her saying you won't let them take you
- >This morning you barely managed to get some extra kibble from the piles daddy leaves in the village
- >Because daddy always leaves such little piles of kibble, a lot of fights start in the fluffy town
- >Everyp0ny shares a mutual fear on thursdays, though
- >Your name is Catnip, and your sister's name is Prim; they are the names daddy gave you when you were born
- >All the fluffy ponies gather in the center of the fenced area, where daddy appears and is drawing fluffy names out of two hats
- >One boy and one girl
- >As always, ladies first
- >"Today, we will be drawing the names of two lucky fluffy ponies who will participate in the 74th weekly Spaghetti games."
- >Wait, did he just say something about sketties?
- >"Sketties?" "Wan' spasketties!" "No! Wissen smawty, no wan' skettie gaems!" "Pway game?"
- >Daddy stops the ruckus by shooting the boom-boom stick in the air
- >He has to do this every week
- >He reaches into the girls' hat and pulls out one name
- >"Prim!"
- >That's your sister!
- >You start to tear up, but you don't want to cry or else you'll get the boom-boom stick shot at you!
- >But prim's gonna go away forever!
- >You stop her as she's going out to the aisle - you have to stop her
- >You go out to the aisle
- "Fwuffy wan' pway skettie games! No take babeh fwuffy!"
- >Daddy is pleased and allows you to stand in for your sister
- >She chases you up the aisle, begging for you not to leave her
- >You can't let her cry or else she'll get the boom-boom stick
- >You boop her in the nose as hard as you can, and she sits there, confused
- >You and a boy fluffy named Peeta are chosen to participate in the Spaghetti Games
- >"May the odds be ever in your favor."
- >He takes you both away to whrever Spaghetti Game fluffies go
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