Mystiqueanon Finds Amy's House (Episode 22)

>Google Maps is my spirit guide
>Her house is out of town
>In the country, actually
>Not sure if that's a good thing
>Drive out of city limits
>Start seeing orange trees
>LOTS of orange trees
>Is there an end to these orchards?
>Oh, now it's olives
>Never even knew this many olives existed within 10 miles of my house
>Christ, now it's back to the oranges
>Google maps says I'm near her house
>There is no house here
>Can't even see the sun anymore
>Fucking trees
>Almost dark now
>Actual fear creeps in
>Slowly keep driving
>If I don't stop, murderhobos can't jump out of these godforsaken orchards and carjack me
>Pass a bigass three story house
>It's got her address over the door
>The fuck?
>Mental facepalm
>That whole block was her property
>Her family owns one of these orchards
>Pull into driveway
>6:57
>Glad I left early
>Get out
>Walk up to door
>Is this a mansion?
>How big does a house have to be to qualify as a "Mansion"?
>Ring doorbell
>Westminster chimes
>Classy as fuck
>Glad I dressed nice
>Wait a few seconds
>Door opens
>Amy
>Black long sleeve shirt
>Tight fitting
>Makes her boobs look bigger because she's so skinny
>Black skirt with pink pleats inside
>Knee high socks
>Black with two wide horizontal pink stripes at the top
>No shoes
>Her makeup is minimal, but has black eyeliner and some blue eye shadow
>Same color as her hair tips
>"Oh! Hey, Anon! come on in, I'm almost ready."
>Walk in
>Two story entry hall
>6 tier chandelier hanging from the ceiling
>Curved flight of stairs up to a balcony that overlooks the entryway
>Hardwood floors
>Floor length carpet
>Yep
>This is a mansion
>"Alright, cool."
>"My room's this way, you can help me pick the shoes."
>Follow her
>The rest of the house just screams money
>Get to her room
>4-poster bed
>Walk in closet
>A mirror covers the wall to the left of the bed
>Floor to ceiling bookshelf to the right of the bed
>Sliding ladder attached
>Solid wood desk with a flat screen TV above it
>She walks into the closet