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  1. Four Ore’s and More Season 2 Episode 10: “Censor Everything”
  2.  
  3.  
  4.  
  5. Intro
  6.  
  7.  
  8.  
  9. Dun dun dun dun dun dunn!!
  10.  
  11. F-o ur o-r-e, join the world of the ore family!
  12.  
  13. (dun dun dun dunn)
  14.  
  15. Cuz’ we got it alll!!
  16.  
  17. (guitar riff x4)
  18.  
  19. Coal, Gold, Sapphire and Emer-ald!!
  20.  
  21. (DUN!)
  22.  
  23. It’s Four Ore’s and More!!
  24.  
  25. (guitar riff)
  26.  
  27. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  28.  
  29. (The episode starts with the family watching TV)
  30.  
  31. Emerald: Dad, your fav show is on!
  32.  
  33. Daddyore: Is it the one where the boy thinks his gym teacher is an alien overlor-
  34.  
  35. (He starts falling down the stairs)
  36.  
  37. Daddyore: F*** P*** S*** motherf****** fishpaste animal cross*** lig**b**** tri*** !!!
  38.  
  39. (He falls to the floor, the family run towards him)
  40.  
  41. Mellia: Oh s***, honey are you OK?
  42.  
  43. Daddyore: Hey, your swear got beeped.
  44.  
  45. Sapphire: So did yours!
  46.  
  47. (Random people show up behind them)
  48.  
  49. Daddyore: Who the h*** ar-, grrrr!
  50.  
  51. COC: We are the COC (Corporation of Censorship)
  52.  
  53. (Daddyore snickers)
  54.  
  55. COC: What is so funny?
  56.  
  57. Daddyore: It's just that it sounds like c***- grrr!!
  58.  
  59. Later, at the dinner table, Mellia serves vegetables
  60.  
  61. Gold: What the h*** (loud horn sound), I don't want these d*** (loud horn sound) vegetables!!
  62.  
  63. Emerald: This is the protest all over again.
  64.  
  65. Daddyore: Excuse me, COC, we're trying to have a decent meal here, so just get the **** (loud horn sound) outta here or else I'll **** (loud horn sound) your **** (loud horn sound) and then **** (loud horn sound) with my ***** (loud horn sound) and *** (loud horn sound) all over and then I go **** (loud horn sound) my ***** (loud horn sound)!!
  66.  
  67. Daddyore: Hey, Mellia, I heard this very bop song on Spotify, it goes like:
  68.  
  69. Hey Hey time for the **** ****
  70. Yeddy yeddy *****
  71. Crey crey to the *** ***
  72. Wot ur gonna *** ***
  73. Teddy wanna *** ***
  74.  
  75. **** do** the get go
  76. My gr*** f**m *he *** ***
  77. I **t this l***le note t**ay ****y!!
  78.  
  79. (Later, at the park, the kids are at the seesaw)
  80.  
  81. Sapphire: I love the seesaw, you just go up and down and repeat the cycle again.
  82.  
  83. Emerald: What baffles me is that you can somehow make anything that's interesting, so boring.
  84.  
  85. Ryder: Hey, little missies, let me get on the seesaw!
  86.  
  87. Sapphire: But who are you seesawing with?
  88.  
  89. Ryder: With Kenton.
  90.  
  91. Emerald: Ugh, no way, we're not letting you guys here, so just leave.
  92.  
  93. (Ryder pushes both of them off)
  94.  
  95. Emerald: S***, DUDE!!
  96.  
  97. Ryder: HAHAHAHA, you're so petty that you can't even swear at will anymore!!
  98.  
  99. (Later, at the cinema)
  100.  
  101. Coal: Alright guys, time to watch our first 18 comedy, with a VIP card
  102.  
  103. Dan: It's not MY first, but I'm in.
  104.  
  105. (They enter the viewing and sit down)
  106.  
  107. (The film starts)
  108.  
  109. Charlie: This is so exciting!
  110.  
  111. (The COC starts censoring everything)
  112.  
  113. Coal: WHAT!! I PAID OVER 20 POUNDS JUST TO SEE A BLACK SCREEN?!!
  114.  
  115. Wille: Look, there's some guys down there.
  116.  
  117. (Coal goes up to them)
  118.  
  119.  
  120. Coal: Why are you guys censoring this, it's literally an 18 comedy.
  121.  
  122. COC: First of all, we don't care and second, we cut off the audio of the entire movie and thirdly, you're 15, but don't ask us how we know this.
  123.  
  124. Coal: Come on, guys. Let's get out of here and demand a refund.
  125.  
  126. (Later, at the ice cream bar)
  127.  
  128. Daddyore: I'd like a Ice Cream Crumble
  129.  
  130. (The COC but a black box over the ice cream)
  131.  
  132. Daddyore: Why are you censoring ice cream?!
  133.  
  134. (The COC point to a person who ate the ice cream)
  135.  
  136. Man: HAhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhha,.. the monkeys will invade our island...bloop. (he collapses)
  137.  
  138. Daddyore: I don't care.
  139.  
  140. (He tries eating the ice cream, but he ends up biting the black box)
  141.  
  142. Daddyore: OK, that's it!
  143.  
  144. (Daddyore runs away and goes to the highest place of the town with a large megaphone)
  145.  
  146. Daddyore: DEFEAT THE COC, THE ANNOYING CENSORING!! DEFEAT THE COC!!!
  147.  
  148. (Coal and his friends tell people about it, they join them, so do Mellia, Sapphire, Emerald and Gold)
  149.  
  150. (They all start swearing, the COC can't control the amount of swearing they are doing and run away from the town)
  151.  
  152. (They all start celebrating)
  153.  
  154. Later...
  155.  
  156. Mellia: Honey, your least fav show is on
  157.  
  158. Daddyore: Yes, I can't wait to mock it repeatedly-
  159.  
  160. (He starts falling down, but cartoon noises cover up the swearing)
  161.  
  162. Daddyore: This isn't funny.
  163.  
  164. (The episode ends)
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