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- A male patient is lying in bed
- in the hospital,
- wearing an oxygen mask over his
- mouth and nose,
- still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure
- A young student nurse appears to give him a
- partial sponge bath.
- Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
- testicles black?'
- Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
- 'I don't know,Sir.
- I'm only here to wash
- your upper body.'
- He struggles to ask again,
- 'Nurse, are my
- testicles black?'
- Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
- she overcomes her
- embarrassment and sheepishly
- pulls back the covers.
- She raises his gown, holds his
- penis in one hand and his
- testicles in the other,
- lifting and moving them
- around and around gently..
- Then, she takes a close look and says,
- 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong
- with them, Sir !!'
- The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
- smiles at her and
- says very slowly,
- 'Thank you very much. That was absolutely
- wonderful, but listen
- very, very closely.....
- ' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'
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