Today
Jared Davies
12:52
Jared Davies

jesus christ west coasties are nuts

before I start to give the low down...I did mention that I only invited Ian, and he just brought Jenna along too right?
Sameer Patel
12:53
Sameer Patel

yeah

like he didnt even ask if he co uld bring her
Sameer Patel
13:00
Sameer Patel

I AM ANXIOUSLY AWAITING THIS EMOTIONAL ERUPTION OF GRIZZLY PROPORTIONS JARED
Jared Davies
13:02
Jared Davies

yeah, well, things were okay Friday, I was at work and they were doing their thing till I got out, I had some places in mind.  Saturday went okay until Jenna decided she wanted Mexican food for dinner...

I just gave a coworker this story cause they asked at the same time I messaged you lol
Sameer Patel
13:03
Sameer Patel

hahah
Jared Davies
13:03
Jared Davies

so I didn't really have a Mexican place in mind, so I was like okay give me like 10 minutes to look for like, THE PLACE to get mexican food in the city.  And I DO know an awesome Spanish Restaraunt

and she's like no, I want Tortilla Soup, Margaritas, chips and quac.

so before I can even find a place she's got my brother to call an uber, we get into it and she asks him to take us to his favorite mexican restaraunt

dude is like ??? well okay I'll take you to one, and he takes us to this over the counter one with really great reviews.  She says its not good enough cause it doesn't have ambviance, so we need to find another one

we dip into a bar (that she chose), and 90 minutes later we're leaving after finding one five blocks down

we get like a block down before she starts saying she wants shots NOW, and keeps trying to drag us into places to get tequila shots

I just drag them all the way down, we get there, order a pitcher of frozen margaritas, but she wanted on the rocks so she won't drink it and instead goes to the bar to get tequila shots
Sameer Patel
13:06
Sameer Patel

jesus christ...if i was also there...i would have just ditched her after the first restaurant incident

DID YOU GUYS EVEN EAT MEXICAN?
Jared Davies
13:07
Jared Davies

well...that's the first half of the night...she decided we were going clubbing, and they started looking up dance clubs.

but they musta thought this is like seattle and they can just show up at midnight and get in, cause its a small city

by 10 all of the clubs are full, VIP tables only
Sameer Patel
13:07
Sameer Patel

HA NOT IN CHITOWN BRUH
Jared Davies
13:08
Jared Davies

they almost threw down 1800 dollars for a VIP table for 3 cause she REALLY wanted to dance
Sameer Patel
13:08
Sameer Patel

does she work?
Jared Davies
13:08
Jared Davies

so after a lil pouting we instead go to another bar (that she had to choose), and the music is so loud we can't even really talk, so I'm just sorta sitting there watch them yell into each other's ears...

throughout all of this, Ian just is acting normal, like this is totally just normal behavior for them or something???

and all they talk about is their plans for their parties next week, or the week after

yes, she does sales for Coke in Seattle.
Sameer Patel
13:10
Sameer Patel

alright...she's definitely not making anything near us let alone Ian
Jared Davies
13:10
Jared Davies

Sunday was annoying too cause she decided we were renting bicycles to bike all over the city or some shit.  And I remind my brother and inform her...I don't know how to ride a bike

she's like, oh, you could just like, get ubers and follow us
Sameer Patel
13:10
Sameer Patel

what a fucking twat
Jared Davies
13:11
Jared Davies

they ended up just going to rent bikes on their own, and I went grocery shopping and did adult shit

then they went to that bougie sky scraper w/o telling me, when I finally tried to meet up for them for dinner, it was a repeat of yesterday

super, super picky eater

we spent 90 minutes walking around and her not wanting to go places till Ian convinced her to go to a place near my apartment

oh and she invited herself to family xmas and planned our entire xmas trip

this is going to go so well