GIFT REACTION LIST

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MEDIOCRE:
NEUTRAL:
GOOD:
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WITH KAEDE;;

Angie
WORST: Kaede... God will forgive you if you ask. Come, let's pray together for His forgiveness. Or else... God will curse you for your next six generations.
MEDIOCRE: Hmm? What's wrong, Kaede? Are you sad because you can't hear God's voice? It's okay; I'll tell you what He's saying. You don't need to worry about a thing. Oh, you can just throw that offering away. ||| The academy has mysterious miracles like this? This can only be a blessing from God.
NEUTRAL: Oh, I see... This offering will earn God's favor somewhat, Kaede. I will pray to God for you, Kaede, so that you may become a gold member someday.
GOOD: I see, I see... Kaede, you know how Angie is feeling today. With all the offerings you've brought me, Angie must be having lots of fun. I will be happy.
BEST: This is it! This is what I've been after! How did you know, Kaede? Did God speak to you? Nyahahaha! Good job, Kaede!

Gonta
WORST:
MEDIOCRE:
NEUTRAL:
GOOD:
BEST:

Himiko
WORST: Are you bullying me? You're bullying me cuz no one else is around, huh? I wanna turn you into a lowly worm with my magic.
MEDIOCRE: ...Nyeeeh... I'm at a loss. What are you thinking giving me something like this?
NEUTRAL: Hmm... offerings for the mighty Himiko... Yes, this will do. This thing has no magic. A gift for a mage should be magical, got it?
GOOD: Hmm... yes, this will do. Now my MP can recover. Well, it's still not enough to power a big spell...
BEST: Oooh... you clearly know what's important for a mage. As a thanks, I'll show you some of my magic.

Kirumi
WORST: Kaede... Even if it is a prank, it is not nice to give people these kinds of gifts. I never imagined you would do such a thing...
MEDIOCRE:
NEUTRAL:
GOOD:
BEST:

Kokichi
WORST: I... I didn't know you hated me that much, Kaede... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Even if you hate me, this is going too far! Well, at least this isn't boring... But you gotta make it up to me later, 'kay?
MEDIOCRE: *sigh* ...You disappoint me. I thought you would've made it more fun for me, Kaede. Or are you hinting that I should make it fun for you instead?
NEUTRAL: Hmm, for me? I'll take it, but... You're not getting any thanks from me, buddy! Well, I might repay your kindness... with tricks. Since I *am* the supreme leader of evil.
GOOD: Wooooah! This is niiiiiice! I've always wanted something like this! By the way, that's not a lie, 'kay? Don't worry, I'm actually happy.
BEST: Hey, I'm surprised you had something so interesting on you, Kaede. But if you think something like this would make me happy, you got another thing coming! ...Just kidding. Thank you.

Korekiyo
WORST: I cannot accept this. Are you taking the occult lightly?
MEDIOCRE:
NEUTRAL:
GOOD: I may have this? Kehehehe... much appreciated. You enjoy giving gifts? Perhaps we can discuss cultural gift giving practices.
BEST:

Maki
WORST: What is this...? Where did you even get this thing? It's for me? Why would you even think about giving this to me?
MEDIOCRE: ...Did you think this would make me happy? You really don't know about anything other than the piano, do you?
NEUTRAL: I don't think it's bad to give presents after spending time... But you should really think about the present first before giving it, don't you think?
GOOD: I didn't think I would get something like this from you. But I have nothing to give in return... Is that okay with you?
BEST: This is... something you should give to a child. You shouldn't give this to someone my age. Well... when we get out of here, I'll give it to the kids. That's why you gave it to me, right? ||| ...Thank you. I'll cherish this. Why are you surprised? I got something I like, so of course I'm going to thank you for it.

Miu
WORST: Huh...? Do you really hate me that much? Why else would you give this to me? N-No way...
MEDIOCRE: Hm? What's this? I mean, I guess I'll take it... This is what you're giving to my lovely self? I figured you for a fuckin' idiot, but... ||| The hell were you thinkin', giving this to *me*?! Do you have any idea how valuable my time is!
NEUTRAL: Hmm... Well, I could probably use it for my invention so guess I'll take it. What, ya want me to thank you? You should be thankin' *me* for takin' it off your hands!
GOOD: Damn, Kaediot! You actually brought me somethin' nice! All right, I'll show you an invention of mine! I bet you're so thankful, you're about to cry! Huh? Y-You're not interested? Whyyyyy?
BEST: Wha--! I-I've... wanted this... so bad... I took ya for an idiot, Kaediot, but it turns out you're actually pretty useful! Heh, I could give you one of my inventions as a show of gratitude!

Rantarou
WORST: Haha... my, this is a pretty dark gift. You look like a sunny and cheerful girl, but guess there's a dark side to ya.
MEDIOCRE: Really, you're giving this to me? Kaede, you have... unique tastes. I never expected this from you.
NEUTRAL: I always get butterflies in my tummy when people give me gifts. Thanks. Is there anything *you* want, Kaede? I want to give you something in return.
GOOD: You've got something pretty interesting there. Where did you find it? Oh, it's a present for me? That's so sweet. You're being nice to a guy who doesn't even know his own talent...
BEST: Now *this* I like. I knew you had good taste, Kaede. I can learn from you.

Shuichi
WORST: Ah, um, I don't think I can accept this. I do appreciate thought, but... I'm sorry.
MEDIOCRE: I didn't know the academy had things like this... I wonder if this was prepared for us. If it was, they have quite the budget... They can afford to have aesthetic items like this.
NEUTRAL: Can I... really have this? Thank you, I'll take good care of it. It'll help to soothe my anxiety at dark times like these.
GOOD: I can tell that you put a lot of time and thought into this... Thank you. You giving me something this wonderful... I wish I could give you something in return.
BEST: Ah! For me? Kaede... you're amazing! How did you know I wanted this?

Tenko
WORST: I-I wasn't aware there would be such a huge difference in sensitivity between girls! W-Well, I'm not denying your taste, but... I think I'll pass on this. ||| K-Kaede! What's going on here?! Did those males influence you to be vulgar and insensitive?! I will teach you Neo-Aikido then! Your mind will become calm!
NEUTRAL: H-Huh, a present? T-Thank you so much! I'm sorry I can't understand the value of this gift, but your good feelings have reached me! ||| Kaede, you have a... umm... unique taste. Well, you're a pianist so... Do you feel like you were a bit sheltered and it affected your taste in things? {MISTL'D: "do you think experiencing lots of different things has a positive influence on your ability to express yourself?"}
MEDIOCRE: Whoa! I didn't know there was something like this at school! Where'd you find it, Kaede? I wish I could give you something in return... Would you like to see some Neo-Aikido instead?!
GOOD: Wow! Amazing, Kaede! This is a wonderful gift! It's probably because you're a pianist that you know how to pick gifts! Please teach me!
BEST: K-Kaede, what a wonderful gift! Truly, only girls understand other girls' delicate hearts! It'd be great if I could thank you in some way... How about I teach you a Neo-Aikido move?!

Tsumugi
WORST: Is this some sort of a bad joke? I don't know what to say... Sorry... I think I don't feel well. I'm gonna put some ice on my head, so can you give me some space?
MEDIOCRE: I know what you're trying to say. This plain item's good for plain old me. Just kidding... I knew you didn't mean that. It's just a joke, okay?
NEUTRAL: Umm... It seems like our tastes don't match that well. Oh, I'm not ungrateful. Even between otaku, likes and dislikes can be completely different.
GOOD: Oh, this is nice. You've got good taste, Kaede. If you're offering it to me, I'll gladly accept it. I'm really happy now!
BEST: What?! I can have this?! Really?! I mean... no one else here can even appreciate this thing like I can!


WITH SAIHARA;;

Angie
WORST: Shuichi... God will forgive you if you ask. Come, let's pray together for His forgiveness. Or else... God will curse you for your next six generations.
MEDIOCRE: God has spoken... Such an offering is unacceptable. Shuichi, I think this offering will offend God. I know I'm certainly disappointed. ||| Hmm? What's wrong, Shuichi? Are you sad because you can't hear God's voice? It's okay; I'll tell you what He's saying. You don't need to worry about a thing. Oh, you can just throw that offering away.
NEUTRAL: The academy has mysterious miracles like this? This can only be a blessing from Atua. ||| Do you think this is a divine relic, Shuichi? I don't really see it. But God says you have decent taste. Good for you, Shuichi.
GOOD: Oh, I see... This offering will earn Atua's favor somewhat, Shuichi. I will pray to God for you, Shuichi, so that you may become a gold member someday.
BEST: This is it! This is what I've been after! How did you know, Shuichi? Did God speak to you? Nyahahaha! Good job, Shuichi! ||| I see, I see... Shuichi, you know how Angie is feeling today. With all the offerings you've brought me, Angie must be having lots of fun. I will be happy.

Gonta
WORST: Shuichi... you can't give gifts like this! It's not gentlemanly at all! O-Or... does Shuichi... hate... Gonta? Gonta... *sniffle*... is so sad!
MEDIOCRE: S-Shuichi... do you hate... Gonta?! Oh, was Gonta wrong? Gonta just doesn't understand, then.
NEUTRAL: Is this for Gonta? Thank you! Gonta will treasure it from now on. How was that? Did Gonta show gentlemanly gratitude well?
GOOD: What? Is this for Gonta? Thank you, Shuichi! Gonta doesn't get gifts often... so he's happy! Very, very happy!
BEST: Oh wow... Gonta think bug friends will like this. Shuichi likes bugs, too? Gonta's so happy!

Himiko
WORST: Are you bullying me? You're bullying me cuz no one else is around, huh? I wanna turn you into a lowly worm with my magic.
MEDIOCRE: Nyeeeeh... I don't want it... I don't know what you want, but put that away already.
NEUTRAL: Nyeh...? For me? Sorry, but saying thanks is too much work...
GOOD: You must have used a 'Find Himiko a Good Gift' spell. Hm, well done. I don't mind you giving me more stuff from now on.
BEST: Oooh... You clearly know what's important for a mage. As a thanks, I'll show you some of my magic.

Hoshi
WORST: You're giving that to me? What's your game...? I'm not sure if you're being a punk or just nosy, but I'm not accepting that.
MEDIOCRE: That's just not cool.. I thought you'd have better taste than that. Hmph... I don't have anything to say to a gift like this.
NEUTRAL: Hm? You seemed like the conscientious type, but did I misjudge you? Well... I guess having a side like that is just part of your charm, huh?
GOOD: Oh... you've got good taste. I hope I can return the favor. But I'm not great at giving gifts.
BEST: Hmph... not bad at all. Sometimes, even I want to feel happy... so I'll accept this. Thanks.

Kaede
WORST: This isn't okay, Shuichi... Even if it's a joke, there are some things you shouldn't do. If we weren't in such a weird situation, I might be able to laugh it off...
MEDIOCRE: Ummm... I'm sorta curious why you chose to give this to me... I don't hate it. Well... I'm actually happy!
NEUTRAL: I see... So you carry these things around, huh, Shuichi? How did you find them in this academy? Or did you have them before you came here?
GOOD: Oh! I was just thinking about getting one of these! I can't believe you already know what I like, even though we just met... Well, that's a detective for ya!
BEST: Whoa! Can I really have this?! Thanks, I'm so happy right now! You really know what makes me smile, Shuichi. But, I guess YOU would know what I like! ||| Shuichi... I'm just so ecstatic! I thought I had been the only one looking at you, but I guess you've noticed me, too. I think that, because... you gave me such a pretty gift.

Kaito
WORST: H-Hold up... don't put that near me. Got it? Why do you even have such a weird thing?! Toss it into the trash!
MEDIOCRE: Are you kidding me? What am I supposed to do with this? What's up with you? This isn't like you, man!
NEUTRAL: Huh? What's this? Where'd you get it? Well, if it's a gift from you, then I'll totally accept it.
GOOD: Are you giving this to me? Haha, you know me so well! All right! As thanks for this cool gift, I'll tell you a cool story!
BEST: A-Are you serious?! I didn't think you could even find this around here! As expected... no, great job! I'm so happy!

Kiibo
WORST: W-What's wrong with you?! Why would you give me a gift like this?! This isn't some kind of robophobic microaggression, is it?!
MEDIOCRE: I'm sorry. I can't do anything with food or beverages except stare at them... This kind of gift is wasted on me. You should probably give it to someone else.
NEUTRAL: ...I don't know how to react to being given a gift like this. It would be insincere of me to just accept this gift, so I must politely decline it.
GOOD: This is nice. It aligns with my preferences. You understand me.  I feel... happy.
BEST: Shuichi... Thank you very much. I am humbled by your generosity. Did you give me this simply because I am a robot? I will report your robophobic actions.

Kirumi
WORST: Shuichi... Even if it is a prank, it is not nice to give people these kinds of gifts. I never imagined you would do such a thing...
MEDIOCRE: I am not impressed with the kind of gifts you choose for people. If you order me to throw it away, then that would be more efficient.
NEUTRAL: Are you asking me to throw this away? I understand. Leave it to me. Am I wrong? Please accept my apology. I failed as a maid to misunderstand your goodwill.
GOOD: It seems I do not have to give you any advice on how to select the right gift. You have made me... incredibly happy. ~ *blush* Even though I am here to serve you, I cannot believe I received such a great gift. The only way to return the favor is to serve as your maid... Is  that all right with you?
BEST: I never told you I needed this, but... Is it truly all right for me to have this? Thank you, this will help me immensely. If I use this, I can help everyone as well.

Kokichi
WORST: Wooooow, this is just aaaaawful! Its soooo boring that it's funny! Um, I don't really want this. Toss is somewhere else.
MEDIOCRE: Um... why would you think I'd like this? You have pretty bad taste, Shuichi. I thought we were of one heart and soul.
NEUTRAL: How do I put this nicely... Well... it's not bad, but it's not good either... And by that, I mean it's bad.
GOOD: This is a pretty decent present, Shuichi. Are you starting to get me now? It feels good to know that you thought long and hard about what tribute to give me.
BEST: H-How do you have something this amazing, Shuichi? Did you steal this?! The supreme leader of evil lost?! Grrrr... Dammit! This pisses me off!

Korekiyo
WORST: I cannot accept this. Are you taking the occult lightly?
MEDIOCRE: Honestly, I cannot understand your reasons for giving me this. Do tell... what were your intentions giving me this?
NEUTRAL: Hmm... so this is something you like, Shuichi? I see... I'll keep that in mind.
GOOD: This is a fine gift... It almost makes me sorry to be the one receiving it. I would like to at least tell you some stories in return. Which one though...? ||| I may have this? Kehehehe... much appreciated. You enjoy giving gifts? Perhaps we can discuss cultural gift giving practices.
BEST: This is...! Shuichi, where on Earth did you find this thing?! Ooh... I never dreamed of encountering such a splendid item here.

Maki
WORST: *wanna get killde face* ...Sorry, but I don't need this.
MEDIOCRE: What is this...? Where did you even get this thing? It's for me? Why would you even think about giving this to me?
NEUTRAL: ...You have surprisingly bad taste. If you don't want it, then I don't mind keeping it.
GOOD: I didn't think I would get something like this from you. But I have nothing to give in return... Is that okay with you? ||| Hmmm...
You must not worry a lot if you're giving presents in a situation like this... Well, it's not like I mind. I'll take it.
BEST: Is this for me...? Hmm... Huh, do I look mad? I don't show it, but I'm actually pretty happy.

Miu
WORST: Huh...? Do you really hate me that much? Why else would you give this to me? N-No way...
MEDIOCRE: Huh?! You're givin' THIS to me? You really are a piece of shit, arent'cha?! I was right to start callin' you "Pooichi"!
NEUTRAL: Hmm? What's this? I mean, I guess I'll take it... This is what you're givin' to my awesome self? I figured you for a piece of shit, but...
GOOD: Damn, Pooichi (Dasaihara)! You actually brought me somethin' nice! All right, I'll show you an invention of mine! I bet you're so thankful, you're about to cry! H-Huh? Y-You're not interested? Whyyyy?
BEST: Wha--! I-I've... wanted this... so bad... Not bad, permavirgin! When are ya plannin' to slip some fliff between these big ol' titties?! Well, if you're tugging it to me every day, I guess I can let that slide!

Rantarou
WORST: Haha... my, this is a pretty dark gift. You look like an introverted guy, but I guess you're hiding your dark side.
MEDIOCRE: Really, you're giving this to me? Shuichi, you have... unique tastes. I never expected this from you.
NEUTRAL: Oh... for me? No no, it's not that I don't like it... Just the thought makes me happy, Shuichi.
GOOD: But this looks really valuable. Are you sure you want me to have it? I'll get you something special one day, too. I have some pretty rare things myself.
BEST: Now *this* I like. I knew you had good taste, Shuichi. I can learn from you.

Tenko
WORST: *I'll tear your asshole apart face* ...Sorry, I'm just surprised how bad this gift is EVEN for a degenerate! I assume you want me to throw you across the room, right, Shuichi?!
MEDIOCRE: There must be an ulterior motive when a degenerate male gives a gift to a girl... So that's why I'll take this. It's better than you giving it to Himiko or the other girls!
NEUTRAL: O-Oh, is this for me...? This gift didn't do any wrong, so I'll take it... But even though you're a detective, you're still a male who can't understand girls' feelings!
GOOD: Urgh... Not bad, Shuichi! You actually made me really happy! But don't assume you can appease me! Girls are not that simple! ~~ I can have this? Thank you. Proper girls show gratitude. Even if male degenerates do wrong, the gifts do not!
BEST: You gave me exactly what I needed... Shuichi, do you understand the way of Neo Aikido, too?! Then maybe I can smash your body onto the floor with a Neo Aikido move!

Tsumugi
WORST: Is this some sort of a bad joke? I don't know what to say... Sorry... I think I don't feel well. I'm gonna put some ice on my head, so can you give me some space?
MEDIOCRE: Hmm... well, things like this aren't that bad. Do you like stuff like this, Shuichi? Why did you choose it? I'm curious about other people's tastes.
NEUTRAL: I know what you're trying to say. This plain item's good for plain old me. Just kidding... I knew you didn't mean that. It's just a joke, okay?
GOOD: Oh, this is nice. You've got good taste, Shuichi. If you're offering it to me, I'll gladly accept it. I'm really happy now!
BEST: