Best Buddy Weekend (Casual Sexx)

>It was a sunny afternoon
>It had rained this morning, so the smell of it was still in the air
>It wasn't warm, but it really wasn't cold either
>In this weather, you could wear a sweatshirt and a pair of shorts if you wanted
>You were Anon
>You were also very excited
>Today was the day that your favorite little horse homie was coming down from his big, pretty castle in the Crystal Empire to visit you
>Him, his wife, and that adorable little bundle of destruction were coming down for the whole weekend
>Flurry was getting sent to Canterlot so the princesses and the Sparkles could baby the shit out of her, which meant that you had them all to yourself
>You had spent the last two days getting everything ready
>The last unit of Bugbears had been painted and varnished in preparation for the many battles that you and Shining would no doubt have
>The ol' DVD player had been dusted off and movies were ready
>You had also taken the liberty of stocking your kitchen with enough junk food to feed thirty people
>Hopefully it'd last you the weekend
>There you stood on Ponyville's one and only train station platform, eagerly waiting for their train to arrive
>Twilight had wanted to be there to greet then as well, but princess duties had come up and she couldn't be there
>You were pretty sure she was full of shit
>Probably just wanted to go to the local hobby store so she could buy some OP bullshit and speedpaint everything so she could kick the shit out of all of you
>Again
>Jokes on her though, you had a deathstar of Bugmen Shamans waiting for her back at the house
>You were pacing the train platform, trying not to let your excitement get the better of you

>The train was supposedly running right on time
>Another five minutes they'd be here
>You looked down at your watch--the ten time you had done so in five minutes-- tapping your foot against the wooden floor
>Five more minutes
>That was it
>What was another five after you had waited here for an hour?
>Time would zoom by!
>You'd blink and the train would be here!
>Looking down at your watch, you saw that thirty seconds had passed
"...Fucking hell."
>A pony also standing on the platform snorted
>You threw the stallion a dirty look, causing him to quickly look away
>You fucking HATED waiting!
>Time seemed to slow down the moment you didn't want to
>The worst part was that as soon as you left the platform to go do something they'd be here wondering where you were!
>You groaned, covering your face with your hands
>This was bullshit
>Why could--
>There was a whistle
>A very train whistle sounding whistle
>You looked between your fingers to see a train steaming toward the platform, a grin exploding across your face
>FUCKING FINALLY!
>As the train grew near you bounced in place like a little kid
>Steel screeched as the conductor hit the breaks
>Steam filled the train station as all of the train's doors were opened
>"All leaving for Ponyville please step off," someone from inside of the train called
>A second passed
>You heard a commotion inside of it

>There was some yelling, some glass breaking, and a few hurried apologies, before your lil' horse homie launched himself out through the train's doors
>His head snapped around
>As soon as his blue eyes focused on you he grinned
>"Anon!" he yelled with a little hop
"Shining!" you yelled back, throwing open your hands
>You both race toward each other
>Shining, being the tiny horse man that he was, leapt into the air
>Last time that he had done this had accidently sent you to the horsepital with a bad case of horn in the shoulder, but you were ready this time
>You snatched the prince out of the air, pulling him into a hug that didn't quite crack his ribs, but would probably leave bruises
>Shining gave as good as he got though, wrapping his hooves around you neck and squeezing as he laughed
>The two of you spun around a few times, laughing like idiots, before you lost your footing
>The laughter turned into cursing and yelling as you both toppled
>You found yourself lying on your back, Shining standing over you with a smile
>"You alright there, buddy?" he asked, nosing your cheek
"I'm fine, you dork," you said, ruffling his mane. "Now let me up."
>"You know, you're not supposed to fall until your Bugmen get whipped by my bicorns."
"Your bicorns suck shit."
>"Says the army with no mortal wounds."
"Fuck you and your mortal wounds, you 5+ save nerd. Bugmen for life."
>Shining helped you to your feet with his magic
>You immediately leaned down, wrapping your arms around his neck and nuzzling his mane
>Goddammit did you love this little horse
>Shining giggled, pawing at you head until you let go of him
"So, you ready for the best weekend ever?" you asked
>"If you mean am I ready to make you and Twily cry with my mighty bicorn army and watch your movies until we all pass out then yes, yes I am."

>You laughed, standing up to your full height
"If you think that core of Dreadfighters is gonna help you this time you're out of your mind."
>You looked over at the train
>Ponies were making their way out of it
>Some looked a little hot under the weather, others looked plain exhausted; a symptom of being near love horse for too long
"You've probably already lost your mind, since you thought it was a good idea to let your wife carry all of your shit out of the train."
>Shining frowned
>"I didn't..."
>His eyes widened
>"Oh horseapples!"
>He raced back into the train, weaving around mares and stallions
>The platform quickly cleared
>You waited
>Knowing Shining, he probably brought every one of his models, so it'd probably take a minute
>And you were right
>A good five minutes later, Shining trotted out of the train once again, this time with a mountain of baggage held aloft in his magic
>The prince looked a bit strained from the weight, a bead of sweat dripping down his forehead
"You tryin' to have a twenty thousand point battle there, big man?" you teased
>"S-Shut up and grab some of this," Shining replied, placing two big containers on the floor with a sigh
>You took a step toward the stallion, intent on helping him, when the pressure on the platform changed
>The air grew warmer, filled with... something
>That something made your heart race for a moment, as well as make your stomach tense

>Empress Mi Amore Cadenza, Pride of the Crystal Empire, Lady of Love, The Flower of the Immortals, stepped out of the train
>Gone was her royal finery, even her cute lil' horseshoes
>If not for the wings and horn and being a head taller than most ponies, she would have fit right in
>She looked around the station, eyes lighting up and she saw you
>"Anon!" she chirped, trotting over toward you
"Condense!" you said, walking over toward the alicorn
>You tried to go for a hug, but Cadence was too fast for you, darting forward to nuzzle your groin
>"I missed you," she murmured, her lips brushing against your cloth-covered length
>She lifted her head, nuzzling your cheek as she wrapped a hoof around your neck
>You hugged her back, trying your hardest not to shake your head
>You could almost feel her lust pouring off of her in waves
>When she got like this, you knew from experience a normal stallion would spray his load all over the floor if she so much as looked at him
>Thankfully, not being a magical boy protected you from this somewhat
>It make the hairs on your arms stand up, got you a little warm, but that was pretty much it
>Honestly, you don't know how Shining dealt with it
>Poor guy must have been cumming all day when they started dating...
"I missed you too, Candy," you said. "You guys don't come down here enough."
>"The Empire needs somepony to run it," Cadence replied. "Our duties don't give Shiny and I as much time for fun as we'd like."
>You made a face as she licked your earlobe
>"But now we can have ALLLLLLL the fun we want for the next three days~"
>Giving you one last nuzzle--and your dick a squeeze-- she broke your hug, trotting off the platform toward your house
>Both you and Shining watched her go
>As if feeling your gaze, the alicorn put a sway in her hips, her tail raised just enough to leave nothing to the imagination

>Tearing your gaze away from her, you looked at your horse homie
"She alright?"
>"Yeah. You know how she gets when she comes to visit," Shining said, placing a few more containers of miniatures down. "She hasn't had sex for the past week. Said that she wanted to save up to make it extra special. It was so bad on the train that the other passengers had an orgy since we got onto it."
"I can imagine."
>"She misses you, you know. You really need to come visit us more."
>Walking over to Shining, you gave his head a pat
>He took the pats with grace and dignity, leaning into your hand
"Yeah, you're right buddy."
>"You could even move up to the Empire if you wanted. Me and Candy would love you have you at the castle. It'll let flurry see her uncle more too."
>You picked up some of the containers
"You know how I feel about castles. I gotta wait until I get my horse credit up so I can buy a house, man. Until then I gotta stay stay here and save up."
>You looked back toward Cadence
>The alicorn was a pink blur in the distance
"So... I have a feeling the two of us are gonna have to take care of her before I can kick the shit outta this army."
>"The only thing you're kicking is the trash can when you throw your army away, my monkey friend," Shining shot back. "And I'm pretty sure you're right. Candy isn't gonna let us do anything until she's had her fun first."
"I'm guessing that fun is the same fun she always has?"
>"Probably."
"...Awesome."
>"I know right?"

~_~_~_~_~

>Your house was pretty nice
>A lot of your neighbors said that it needed a mare's touch
>You liked it just fine though
>There wasn't a lot of shit, but it was your shit and that was all that mattered

>The pride of your house though was the couch in your living room
>It was the most comfortable couch that you had ever owned, covered in a black fabric that was completely resistant to tears and stains
>Shining was sitting on that very couch
>The stallion looked comfortable, his eyes half-lidded as he wiggled between cushions
>"Hmmm... I know I've said this a million times, but I really love this thing," he said. "Those Cloudsdale ponies really know how to make a piece of furniture."
>You were on your knees in front of the couch, knelt in front of Cadence
>The alicorn had her rump presented to you, tail fully lifted
>You could see everything
>Her large, shoft, heart-shaped rump
>Her soaked, tight little marehood
>Those fat teats of hers
>It was perfection given form
>You licked your lips, reaching up to grab Cadence's tail
>Cadence bit her lip as you wrapped it around a hand tightly, getting a good handful before giving it a tug
>She knickered, taking a step back
>You tugged again, watching as her clit popped out, giving you a wink
"So you get those Dread flingers finished?" you asked, placing a hand on her rump and spreading her cheeks
>"I got them and two whole units of Murderers," Shining replied, sounding awfully proud of himself
"Murderers? Oh you and your spamming bullshit."
>"It's not bullshit. It's strategy."
"Don't you come into my house and lie to me, nerd. We both know that's spamming bullshit and you can't tell me any different."
>Cadence, willing her hips, took a step back on her own
>Her marehood was just a few inches from your face now
>You could feel the heat coming off it, smell the sweet scent of her arousal
>Sticking your tongue out, you gave her slit a lick from top to bottom

>Cadence twitched, sucking a lungful of air through her teeth
>She tried to pull away, but a hard yank of her tail forced her back, mashing your face into her pussy
>"Oh fuuuuuuuuuck~!" she moaned
>You felt her wink against your lips
>You tickled her clit with the tip of your tongue, making her knees wobble
>Out of all the mares that you had eaten out, Cadence was the best tasting hands down
>All of the alicorns tasted AWESOME, even Twilight and her cute purple butt, but Candy was on a whole other level
>It was like less sugary caramel with a fruity, barely noticeable aftertaste
>It was awesome
>Almost addicting if you were being honest with yourself
>You parted her lips with your tongue, pushing your wet muscle inside of the mare, trying to get more of that taste
>Cadence rocked her hips as you dragged your tongue along her walls
>"Hmmmmm~"
>Her inner muscles squeezed your tongue, trying to pull it deeper
>You hummed, rubbing your nose against her slit as you forced your tongue as far as it would go
>There was a spot that drove this little horse crazy
>It was almost too far back for you to get, but if you really tried hard you might...
>Your tongue brushed against a spot that felt different
>Cadence tensed, eyes crossing
>"O-Oh, Celestia. Oh, f-Fuck me..."
>You dragged your tongue across it again, trying not to laugh as Cadence shoved her rump back
>Your free hand reached between her legs to play with one of her teats
>It felt warm and soft in your hand
>These suckers had been pretty big before Flurry, but after the baby they had ballooned
>If you closed your eyes, you could almost imagine that you were groping a human woman
>You placed a kiss against the alicorn's pussy, your fingertips finding her nipple

>You squeezed
>Hard
>You felt her rump tense as she let out a scream that shook the windows
>Milk spurted from her teat, coating your fingers
>You tugged on them, rolling that nipple between your fingers
>Now you began attacking with a vigor, licking, sucking, and gently biting
>You'd clean her slit of her juices, only for a wink to make a mess of things again
>Your lips wrapped around her clit, sucking hard
>Pulling back, you nipped at her rump, biting just hard enough to make her tense
>Your fingers left her teat, replaced with your mouth as you began to suck like a newborn foal
>Somewhere during this Cadence's back legs had given out
>You were holding her up by the rump, fingers digging into that fat ass
>Her scent was beginning to make your mind hazy
>Everything was hot and wet
>Your face was coated in her cum
>You didn't care
>All you cared about was making her scream
>You could feel Cadence's body wiggle and shake, her wings flapping
>The alicorn was panting, moaning, even neighing
>Her clit was winking rapidly now
>If you were a meaner man you would have slowed down
>Built up her finish
>But right now you needed this as much as she did
>Slowly, she leaned down, wrapping your lips around her clit
>You began running the tip of your tongue around it in circles, never slowing down, never stopping
>That did the trick
>Cadence tensed up, legs spasming
>Her marehood went wild
>You were forced to close your eyes as a she came, covering your face
>You continued lapping at her clit, making her scream again

>Her back legs gave out
>You could hear her blabbering nonsense, her body twitching sporadically every few seconds
>Her clit winked one last time before disappearing behind it's hood
>You give spot where it would be a smooch before licking Candy clean one last time
>Gently, you set the alicorn down, giving her rump a light pat, and looked over at Shining
>"You always know just how to make her scream, buddy," he said with a smile, levitating a towel over to you
>You took it, wiping your face, neck, and chest off
"I can't get her as loud as you can, you lil champion of a stallion," you replied
>"Oh, don't say that, Your tongue work is amazing."
"You can butter me up all you want, buttercup, but it's not gonna help you when we play."
>Cadence let out a moan, pawing at your carpet
>You got up, taking a seat right next to Shining
>The stallion wiggled closer to you, resting his head on your shoulder
>"You smell like Cadence now," he said, sniffing
"I hope so. She came all over me," you replied
>Both of you looked down at the mare
>"You know she's probably gonna want more when she stops twitching like that."
"Yeah, probably. That's fine though. We still have all night to game, and I know a pizza place around here that stays open most of the night."
>"You know a guy?"
"I know a guy."
>Cadence tried to rise, only to flop onto her side
"How long you figure she'd gonna be like that until she's rearing to go again?"
>Shining hummed, his brow scrunched up in thought
>"You got her pretty good... I'd say five minutes. Maybe ten."
"Hey, that's plenty of time to show ya some of the new terrain I've been working on," you said, nudging his side. "I got these ruins that I worked on for two months. I'm not gonna toot my own horn here, but they're pretty spectacular."