Alan's Manifesto

11:42alanbutternubs: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hik hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
11:42alanbutternubs: how is everyone?
11:49alanbutternubs: nice nice
11:49alanbutternubs: man don't yall think that people who talk to themselves are weird?
11:49alanbutternubs: DUDE i know right
11:49alanbutternubs: they look and sound really dumb too
11:49alanbutternubs: especially when they are in an offline chat of a stream
11:50alanbutternubs: W-Well, I guess you're right
11:50alanbutternubs: but what if they are just trying to support their favorite streamer
11:50alanbutternubs: cmon man, that doesn't happen in real life
11:50alanbutternubs: YEA IT DOES
11:50alanbutternubs: BE QUIET
11:50alanbutternubs: wait
11:50alanbutternubs: if you're saying that
11:51alanbutternubs: this must be real
11:51alanbutternubs: wait of course it is, it's just one dude typing in chaet
11:51alanbutternubs: why would it not be real
11:51alanbutternubs: bruh moment
11:52alanbutternubs: I wonder what people were to think if they saw all of this by one dude
11:52alanbutternubs: your mom
11:52alanbutternubs: woah woah woah there jimmy, just because i'm asking a slightly dumb question
11:52alanbutternubs: it doesn't give you the right to insult my mom like that
11:52alanbutternubs: you bully me too much
11:53alanbutternubs: wait, don't take it that way it was a joke
11:53alanbutternubs: im so sorry, please for give me
11:53alanbutternubs: I'll do anything
11:53alanbutternubs: anything
11:53alanbutternubs: for you
11:53alanbutternubs: for me?
11:53alanbutternubs: yes for you
11:53alanbutternubs: b-but why...
11:53alanbutternubs: well, I
11:53alanbutternubs: I--I
11:54alanbutternubs: *breathes deeply*
11:54alanbutternubs: well ever since I met you
11:54alanbutternubs: it's been a rollar coaster
11:54alanbutternubs: wait
11:54alanbutternubs: you spelled roller coaster wrong
11:54alanbutternubs: don't interrupt me, I'm trying to do a deep speech to you
11:54alanbutternubs: o-ok
11:54alanbutternubs: go on
11:55alanbutternubs: alright, dang, you always interrupt
11:55alanbutternubs: *underneath breath* I love that about you
11:55alanbutternubs: what did you say?
11:55alanbutternubs: I SAID YOU ALWAYS INTERRUPT
11:55alanbutternubs: alright alright, chill
11:55alanbutternubs: *underneath breath* oh yea alphabutternubs
11:56alanbutternubs: say that again?
11:56alanbutternubs: say what?
11:56alanbutternubs: the thing you just said?
11:56alanbutternubs: I SAID YOU ALWAYS INTERRUPT
11:56alanbutternubs: ok ok
11:56alanbutternubs: ill be quiet while you give this ever so important speech
11:56alanbutternubs: ok
11:56alanbutternubs: thnk you
11:57alanbutternubs: ever since elementary school
11:57alanbutternubs: ive seen you
11:57alanbutternubs: but never really got the chance to talk to you
11:57alanbutternubs: wait wait wait wait wait
11:57alanbutternubs: you stalked me in elementary school
11:57alanbutternubs: you creep
11:57alanbutternubs: STOP INTERRUPTING ME
11:57alanbutternubs: sorry force of habit
11:57alanbutternubs: ok
11:57alanbutternubs: well since then I've practiced techniques and trained with many masters
11:58alanbutternubs: in order to speak with you
11:58alanbutternubs: in middle school
11:58alanbutternubs: it was the time
11:58alanbutternubs: the time
11:58alanbutternubs: the time in which I would stand up and tell you
11:58alanbutternubs: tell you the most important thing ever
11:58alanbutternubs: something most people won't even believed happen
11:58alanbutternubs: something so important that you probably forgot about
11:59alanbutternubs: I went up to you and I said
11:59alanbutternubs: "ohio cosine moss stew"
11:59alanbutternubs: you looked at me as if I were a weirdo
11:59alanbutternubs: I thought that would make you laught
11:59alanbutternubs: but i didn't
11:59alanbutternubs: so i went home crying
11:59alanbutternubs: #bruhmoment
12:00alanbutternubs: the next day, my knees were shaking
12:00alanbutternubs: my knees were week arms were heavy
12:00alanbutternubs: something something, and i had some of my mom's spaghetti
12:01alanbutternubs: I look at you
12:01alanbutternubs: and you look at me
12:01alanbutternubs: you look away
12:01alanbutternubs: and I look at you
12:01alanbutternubs: and you turn your head even more
12:01alanbutternubs: and I look at you
12:01alanbutternubs: your head turns more
12:01alanbutternubs: and I look at you
12:01alanbutternubs: your head has done a 720
12:01alanbutternubs: and I look at you
12:02alanbutternubs: your neck looks like a spring ready to explode
12:02alanbutternubs: and i look at you
12:02alanbutternubs: man, I examine that neck
12:02alanbutternubs: I can probably use it as a washboard for my clothes
12:02alanbutternubs: I walk up to you
12:02alanbutternubs: your neck fully untwines, making a tornado
12:03alanbutternubs: I eat the tornado
12:03alanbutternubs: "yum yum"
12:03alanbutternubs: you instantly get seduced
12:03alanbutternubs: oh yea
12:03alanbutternubs: but then you look away
12:03alanbutternubs: kawaii desunee
12:03alanbutternubs: i grab your chin with the full force of a bull
12:04alanbutternubs: your chin began to turn purple
12:04alanbutternubs: feelbadman
12:04alanbutternubs: that's it for that chapter I guess
12:04alanbutternubs: this is getting boring
12:04alanbutternubs: ima skip to liek college
12:04alanbutternubs: oh yea
12:04alanbutternubs: college
12:04alanbutternubs: that's the live
12:05alanbutternubs: me and you walking all fine in the courtyard
12:05alanbutternubs: pointing to people randomly like in spiderman
12:05alanbutternubs: then we point to eachother
12:05alanbutternubs: oh yea
12:05alanbutternubs: that's the life
12:05alanbutternubs: we just stand there
12:05alanbutternubs: 5 hours has past
12:05alanbutternubs: man
12:05alanbutternubs: you tell me
12:05alanbutternubs: "how long are we going to do this"
12:06alanbutternubs: I told you to wait a little longer
12:06alanbutternubs: sooon
12:06alanbutternubs: our knees get weak
12:06alanbutternubs: our arms get heavy
12:06alanbutternubs: somesomething, and my mom gets us some spaghetti
12:06alanbutternubs: oh yea
12:06alanbutternubs: some moms spaghetti
12:06alanbutternubs: that's the life
12:07alanbutternubs: you look at eachother
12:07alanbutternubs: we both furiously pog at eachother
12:07alanbutternubs: spaghetti flying out of our mouthes
12:08alanbutternubs: oh yea
12:08alanbutternubs: spaghetti facs
12:08alanbutternubs: faces*
12:08alanbutternubs: that's the life
12:08alanbutternubs: we interlock fingers that day
12:08alanbutternubs: wait wait wait wait
12:08alanbutternubs: why are you saying all of this
12:08alanbutternubs: STOP INTERRUPTING GOD IT'S SO ANNOYING
12:09alanbutternubs: im sorry
12:09alanbutternubs: but like this is really pointless
12:09alanbutternubs: what's the point in telling me all of this
12:09alanbutternubs: well..
12:09alanbutternubs: wel...
12:09alanbutternubs: it's because
12:09alanbutternubs: I
12:09alanbutternubs: I...
12:09alanbutternubs: aishteru
12:09alanbutternubs: stop speeking weeb stupid poo poo head
12:09alanbutternubs: but it's so cool and romantic right?
12:09alanbutternubs: no
12:09alanbutternubs: no it's not
12:10alanbutternubs: why would you ever think that
12:10alanbutternubs: #bruhmoment
12:10alanbutternubs: get a life
12:10alanbutternubs: *you go into you're room and cry*
12:10alanbutternubs: *a large brick comes into the window of your room*
12:10alanbutternubs: *i doesn't break the window, but it just stays there on the window*
12:11alanbutternubs: you pry the brick away from the window
12:11alanbutternubs: there's a paper on the brick
12:11alanbutternubs: it's from alanbutterbubs
12:11alanbutternubs: your heart flutters
12:11alanbutternubs: the note says...
12:11alanbutternubs: this isjust a brick
12:11alanbutternubs: get rktd
12:11alanbutternubs: noob
12:12alanbutternubs: *you cry even more*
12:14alanbutternubs: BAD ENDING