Jump 130: Invader Zim

Jump #130: Invader Zim
NOW WE'RE TALKING.
>Page of Swords, reversed (The approach of an unexpected challenge, met with muddled thought and unjust action. A person filled with a destructive appetite for all matters of mind and logic.)
>Age: 100
>Location: Free Choice (Earth, just to screw with Zim)
>Identity: Irken Defective (-200)
>Drawbacks: You Need Tacos (+50), Conspiracy Theorist (+100), Keef (+200), With Great Power (+200)
I have a MIGHTY NEED for tacos. Also, Conspiracy Theorist and With Great Power look like they describe invaders to a T. Especially defective ones. Fortunately, I don't intend to conquer Earth, because that's Zim's job. Unfortunately, I'll happily smash everything up with ridiculous Irken tech whenever there's a reasonable excuse.
But mostly I'll be using Irken tech to make tacos. THE BEST TACOS IN THE UNIVERSE.
Which I will be bribing Dib with in order to try to make him not expose me as an alien.
Little do I know that such tacos will inevitably lead to my being exposed AS an alien.
>Agility (Free, Irken)
The playground is a most dangerous place. I cannot be at a disadvantage here!
>Regeneration (1050, Irken)
Damaged! By balls of kicking! But I will be back on my feet soon. And soon... REVENGE!
>Superior Irken Organs (900, Irken)
FULLY AUTOMATIC BALLKICKER- NO, NOT THAT! MY SQUEEDLYSPOOCH!
>Room with a Moose (600, Defective)
Was someone talking about Scion? I intend to find a sufficiently shitty world without 10^80 parallels and set him loose there.
>Inferior Human Organs (200)
And now you know why I need tacos. Or else I will explooode.
>Variable Time-Stasis Field (0, Defective)
HOW ELSE could I make such DELICIOUS tacos? SUCH A WONDER CANNOT BOW TO THE WHIMS OF SPACE AND TIME!

Seriously, this sort of thing writes itself.