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- >be psychology major at Fancy State University
- >Part of the course grade is to do various psychological tests and studies with your partner
- >Unfortunately there's an uneven number of people in class, and you're the odd one out.
- >You need to pass this class, so you have to find a test subject elsewhere
- >After asking around campus and posting flyers everywhere, no one wants to help
- >As a last ditched effort, you decide to go to the adoption center and use a fluffy pony as your lab rat
- >The employee there leads you to a room in the back full of fluffies in various boxes.
- > as soon as you enter the room, you're greeted with a cacophony of sound
- >"New fwen?" "Pway!" "Wan huggies!" "Fwuffy wan sketties."
- >The sheer volume of fluffies babbling is destroying your ears
- >you walk up to a cage with six fluffies of various colors in it
- >"New fwen?" "you new daddeh?" "gif sketties?"
- >This is the perfect time to start a psychological test
- Okay, here's the deal. We're going to play a game, and the winner gets to come home with me.
- >"Game!" "pway!" "wan pway!"
- You go to the side of the cage, and I'm going to put a ball in there, and the last one to touch it is the winner.
- >They continue to babble "Pway!" "wan baww!" You're unsure as to whether or not they even understood what you told them
- Okay, go!
- >you place the ball in the center of the cage. Immediately, two fluffies go straight for it
- >"Fwuffy get baww fiwst. Fwuffy am winnew. Fwuffy get sketties!"
- No, you lose. good fluffies listen to directions.
- >you put the two fluffies in a different cage as they start to cry. the fluffies already in the cage start to babble
- >"new fwens?" "new fwens need huggies."
- two down, three to go
- >one fluffy is staring intently at the ball. another is looking around, it appears to have forgotten what it was doing. "new daddeh?" it asks you.
- >the third fluffy falls down "fwuffy feew owwies in tummy." It then shits itself.
- Yeah i don't want to have to deal with that.
- >you pick it up avoiding the shit and put it in a new cage
- >the last fluffy looks nervous. "fwuffy wan pway, but no can has pway." "fwuffy wan baww!"
- >it starts shaking "fwuffy wan huggies!"
- >the fluffy pony then ceases to babble and dies.
- Apparently the little things can die from lack of playing. Good to know, i guess?
- >two remain. the one staring at the ball, and the one who has apparently forgotten the last five minutes already.
- >after a few minutes, you get tired of waiting
- >first fluffy is still staring
- >other one is just realizing that others are gone
- fuck this i've got better things to do
- >you pick up the fluffy that's been staring at the ball
- congratulations, you win
- >"fwuffy am winnew? fwuffy get sketties?"
- yeah yeah let's just go already
- >fluffy is a light gray earth fluffy stallion with a brown mane
- >you take new lab rat to front desk
- >fill out adoption forms
- >"whats fwuffys name?"
- uhh...
- >you consider naming him lab rat, but you don't want to be too mean...yet
- how bout sigmund?
- >"sigmuwn?" "fwuffy am Sigmuwn?"
- yeah, you're sigmund.
- >"yay! sigmuwn haf new daddeh, get sketties!"
- >you take sigmund home and make sketties for dinner
- >lock him in safe room with all the essentials
- tomorrow's a good day for some tests
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