Lolcode

// LOLCODE C++ Header by Entar
// Version 1.0
// http://entardev.wordpress.com
// Loosely based on LOLCODE by Adam Lindsay - http://www.lolcode.com
// Include in your project for instant LOLCODE keywords and syntax in C++
// For best results, you may want to turn Caps Lock ON.

// This code is released under the BSD License. For any other arrangements, please contact the author.

// OPTIONS

//#define LOLCODE_LOWER to enable lowercase equivalents
//#define LOLCODE_LOWER

//#define LOLCODE_CPLUSPLUS to enable C++ keywords
#define LOLCODE_CPLUSPLUS

//

// functions
#define HAI             {
#define KTHXBYE         }
#define WIF             (
#define ALL             (
#define KDONE           );
#define DONE            )
#define FOUNDYR         return

// classes
#ifdef LOLCODE_CPLUSPLUS
#define DOOHICKY        class
#define MINE            private:
#define SHARE           protected:
#define ALLCANHAS       public:
#define DOES            ::
// inheritance
#define LRNS            :
#endif

// misc
#define OHHAI           int main (int ARGC, char *ARGV[])
#define DIAF            exit(0);
#define MAEK            new
#define NEWONE          new
#define DELEET          delete
#define OMNOM           delete
#define STAY            static
#define WIN             true
#define FAIL            false
#define PRT             .
#define LOOK            ->

// conditional
#define IZ              if(
#define ORLY            )
#define KTHX            }
#define YARLY           {
#define NOWAI           } else {
#define SRSLY           ?
#define NOPE            :
#define CHOOS           switch (
#define PICK            case
// use KTHX to close curly braces mid program/function - HAI ... IZ(...) YARLY ... NOWAI ... KTHX ... KTHXBYE

/* loops - example:
IM IN YR LOOP
    IZ A BIGR THAN B ORLY
    YARLY
        OKBYE
    NOWAI
        A UP MKAY
    KTHX
KTHX
*/
#define IM              while
#define IN              (
#define YR              1
#define LOOP            ) {
#define OKBYE           break;
#define KEEPGOIN        continue;

// operators
#define BIGR            >
#define SMALR           <
#define LIEK            ==
#define BIGRLIEK        >=
#define SMALRLIEK       <=
#define MKAY            ;
#define K               ;
#define R               =
#define ITZ             =
#define UPD             ++
#define DOWND           --
#define LEFTOVRZ        %
#define NOT             !
#define UP              +
#define UPZ             +=
#define NERF            -
#define NERFZ           -=
#define TIEMZ           *
#define TIEMZD          *=
#define OVAR            /
#define OVARZ           /=
#define AND             &&
#define OR              ||

// bitwise (itteh bitteh kitteh committeh)
#define MOOVLEFT        <<
#define MOOVRIGHT       >>
#define ANDBITTEH       &
#define ORBITTEH        |
#define XORBITTEH       ^
#define NOTBITTEH       ~

// syntactic sugar
#define CALLED
#define LOL
#define THAN
#define AS
#define OF
#define ALSO ,
#define IHASA
#define I
#define HAS
#define A
#define U

// variables
#define VOID            void
#define IHASAVOID       void
#define NUFFIN          void
#define NUMBR           int
#define INT             int
#define IHASAINT        int
#define NUMBAR          float
#define FLOAT           float
#define IHASAFLOAT      float
#define DOUBLE          double
#define IHASADOUBLE     double
#define CHAR            char
#define IHASACHAR       char
#define TROOF           bool
#define IHASATROOF      bool
#define THISCALLED      typedef
#define IHASASTRUCT     struct
#define STRUKSHUR       struct
#define POINTY          *
#define RLY             &

// array indexing
// creating
#define THISBIG         [
#define WOW             ]
// accessing
#define WHICH           [
#define OKAI            ]

// output
#define VISIBLE         printf(
#define SEEZ            printf(
// input
#define GIMMEH          gets(

#ifdef LOLCODE_LOWER
// functions
#define hai             {
#define kthxbye         }
#define wif             (
#define all             (
#define kdone           );
#define done            )
#define foundyr         return

// classes
#ifdef LOLCODE_CPLUSPLUS
#define doohicky        class
#define mine            private:
#define share           protected:
#define allcanhas       public:
#define does            ::
// inheritance
#define lrns            :
#endif

// misc
#define ohhai           int main (int argc, char *argv[])
#define diaf            exit(0);
#define maek            new
#define newone          new
#define deleet          delete
#define omnom           delete
#define stay            static
#define win             true
#define fail            false
#define prt             .
#define look            ->

// conditional
#define iz              if(
#define orly            )
#define kthx            }
#define yarly           {
#define nowai           } else {
#define srsly           ?
#define nope            :
#define choos           switch (
#define pick            case

// loops
#define im              while
#define in              (
#define yr              1
#define loop            ) {
#define okbye           break;
#define keepgoin        continue;

// operators
#define bigr            >
#define smalr           <
#define liek            ==
#define bigrliek        >=
#define smalrliek       <=
#define mkay            ;
#define k               ;
#define r               =
#define itz             =
#define upd             ++
#define downd           --
#define leftovrz        %
#define not             !
#define up              +
#define upz             +=
#define nerf            -
#define nerfz           -=
#define tiemz           *
#define tiemzd          *=
#define ovar            /
#define ovarz           /=

#ifndef and
#define and             &&
#endif
#ifndef or
#define or              ||
#endif

// bitwise (itteh bitteh kitteh committeh)
#define moovleft        <<
#define moovright       >>
#define andbitteh       &
#define orbitteh        |
#define xorbitteh       ^
#define notbitteh       ~

// syntactic sugar
#define called
#define lol
#define than
#define as
#define of
#define also ,
#define ihasa
#define i
#define has
#define a
#define u

// variables
#define ihasavoid       void
#define nuffin          void
#define ihasaint        int
#define ihasafloat      float
#define ihasadouble     double
#define ihasachar       char
#define ihasatroof      bool
#define thiscalled      typedef
#define ihasastruct     struct
#define strukshur       struct
#define pointy          *
#define rly             &

// array indexing
// creating
#define thisbig         [
#define wow             ]
// accessing
#define which           [
#define okai            ]

// output
#define visible         printf(
#define seez            printf(
// input
#define gimmeh          gets(
#endif

#include <stdlib.h>
#include <stdio.h>