Kiryu Shizuka's self-introduction

[Hero Club room]

Kir: Heya there! I'm Kiryu, busy as a bee being a Miko.

Kir: Name's Shizuka. And you're not gonna find a louder Shizuka than me.

Kir: Well, sort of like that. I'll introduce myself in more detail now.

Kir: I'm came from Zouzu in Kagawa, from the beginning of the Divine Era.

Kir: 3rd year of middle school, spunky and vivacious. I'm pretty confident in my body.

Kir: By the way, I've got 5 boyfriends... Okay, that's a lie. I've got zero. Boy, 5 was a hell of an exaggeration!

Kir: And if you're thinking "What's up with your speech?", then let me explain to you gentlemen.

Kir: I was born more than 50 years after the Divine Era began, but...

Kir: Still, the scars of the apocalyptic war that nearly drove humanity to extinction ran deep.

Kir: It was an age where people joined hands and were slowly moving forward.

Kir: And that's where smiles come in. I think laughing is important. So I decided to power my comedy up.

Kir: Laughing is nice. It makes your heart warm. It lets you forget the painful things.

Kir: I myself had zero friends when I was little, I was lonely. And comedy saved me.

Kir: I've got friends now though. Could be because comedy made me more cheerful.

Kir: And all that influence from comedy got me talking like this.

Kir: It's like, you know, a comedy version of chuunibyou.

Kir: If someone who actually knows the dialect saw me, they'd probably find so many issues they wouldn't know where to start, but sorry about that.

Kir: I'll talk more about myself. Height's around 160 cm. Blood type is AB.

Kir: My hobby is going to performances. Also I watch those free entrance events artists do when they visit places.

Kir: My favourite food is, and this is just between us, udon.

Kir: I said my duty was being a Miko earlier, but of a slightly special kind. The duty is to purge evil.

Kir: And the evil in question is, well, those who disturb the peace. You can guess the rest.

Kir: Divine powers bestowed or not, this really isn't the kind of job youthful middle schooler girls ought to be doing.

Kir: But still, it's a job someone has to do. I'll do my best.

Kir: To bring about an age where people can laugh when they want to.

Kir: By the way, the other members of the team are Akamine Yuuna - Akana, and Miroku Renge - Rokku.

Kir: Akamine Yuuna, so Akana for short. Miroku, so Rokku for short.

Kir: They've a quirky bunch, but they're good girls. Get along with them, alright?

Kir: Well, nice to meet you. Let's keep things fun.