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- 5:30 PM - Wizard: I'm serious
- 5:30 PM - Wizard: Bye
- 5:30 PM - The Deer Hunter: HW=W
- 5:30 PM - The Deer Hunter: WOH HOLD UP
- 5:30 PM - The Deer Hunter: Wait a sec
- 5:31 PM - The Deer Hunter: Wizard
- 5:31 PM - The Deer Hunter: please qq
- 5:31 PM - The Deer Hunter: Don't break our friendship because I drink once in a while
- 5:32 PM - The Deer Hunter: join our skyp ecall
- 5:32 PM - The Deer Hunter: :C
- 5:32 PM - The Deer Hunter: :(
- 5:32 PM - Wizard: You seriously would rather drink than be friends with me?
- 5:32 PM - Wizard: what the heck is wrong with you
- 5:32 PM - The Deer Hunter: no no
- 5:32 PM - The Deer Hunter: like I don't think you should deal with absolutes
- 5:34 PM - Wizard: I'll let you drink once I know you've kicked the habit
- 5:34 PM - Wizard: that's my final offer
- 5:34 PM - The Deer Hunter: let me tell you what my behavior is like
- 5:34 PM - The Deer Hunter: I get urges every night
- 5:35 PM - The Deer Hunter: and I've had them for a while now
- 5:35 PM - The Deer Hunter: but I drunk really heavy for two nights straight
- 5:36 PM - The Deer Hunter: so now I'm good
- 5:37 PM - Wizard: so you're not going to drink anymore?
- 5:37 PM - The Deer Hunter: not as heavy as I did
- 5:37 PM - Wizard: NO
- 5:37 PM - The Deer Hunter: like just a lil bit
- 5:38 PM - Wizard: alright i'm doing it
- 5:38 PM - The Deer Hunter: please Wizard. Can't we make a compromise?
- 5:38 PM - Wizard: my only compromise is that I will let you drink when I think you've done a good job of kicking the habit
- 5:39 PM - Wizard: if I find out you've drank I'm removing you from my friends list
- 5:39 PM - Wizard: sure why not
- 5:39 PM - Wizard: you don't trust my judgement enough to even listen to me
- 5:39 PM - The Deer Hunter: I trust your judgement all the way
- 5:39 PM - The Deer Hunter: I know its dangerous
- 5:39 PM - Wizard: i'm serious.
- 5:40 PM - Wizard: I'm not going to talk to you ever again
- 5:40 PM - Wizard: until you send me the message 'Okay wizard I will stop drinking'
- 5:40 PM - The Deer Hunter: what if my bad habit ends?
- 5:40 PM - Wizard: only I will determine that
- 5:40 PM - Wizard: final offer take it or leave it
- 5:41 PM - Wizard: starting now:
- 5:41 PM - The Deer Hunter: The offer to not drink and you won't remove me?
- 5:41 PM - Wizard: yes
- 5:41 PM - Wizard: i'll let you drink at a time when i see fit
- 5:41 PM - Wizard: which basically is when i've decided you've kicked the habit
- 5:42 PM - The Deer Hunter: mmm
- 5:42 PM - The Deer Hunter: alright fine I won't drink saturday
- 5:42 PM - Wizard: FIVE THOUSAND YEARS
- 5:42 PM - Wizard: seriously?
- 5:42 PM - Wizard: okay i'm serious about the whole not messaging thing
- 5:42 PM - Wizard: you won't get another message from me starting now
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