Please allow me to introduce myself,
I’m a man of great pedigree
I’ve been around for twenty-odd years,
So many nations CTE

I was around when Francos Spain
Had his power, stole away
Made damn sure the admins
Gave him back his, rightful claim

Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guess my name
But what’s troubling you is my
Role within this game

I was around sweet Lazarus,
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Emerald Kingdom,
Onderkelkia screamed in vain

I formed the flank of the Warden ranks
While the Hawks would raid, and be duly spanked

Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you is my
Role within this game

I watched with glee while the R and D
Fought for two decades
On the site I made
I shouted out, who killed the Riders?
When after all, it was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I have no hair but a face
And I make sites for teenagers,
Who get drawn in and then lose their way,

Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guessed my name
But what’s confusing you is my
Role within this game, ohhh yeah

[instrumental]



Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you is my
Role within this game

Just as every mod is a criminal,
And all the DOS folks saints,
As heads is tails,
Just call me [violet]
‘Cause I’m in need of some restraint

So if you meet me,
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy
And some taste

I’ll legalize Reliant,
As I give so,
Do I take

Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you is my
Role within this game