d2 op copypasta

old: https://pastebin.com/2jdWMdK8

/v/iablo 2 OP Pasta

Recycled edition.

==F.A.Q.==
>Where can I get Diablo 2, mine's broken, missing, I lost my cd-key, and/or some other fucking excuse to having lost or misplaced the game.
Right here: https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/6098061

>What version is this?
We're running a slightly different version than the default 1.13c vanilla patch called Konkey Dong
It does very slight changes that increase the difficulty of nightmare and hell,  adds the ability to get back into the cow portal if you fuck up and kill the king, and SLIGHTLY increases drop rates. Otherwise everything else
is still very much vanilla. (you'll still want a party to get the good shit)
Go here to download the patch http://www.mediafire.com/?nyc122n77lok2cl and drop it in your d2 folder

>Is it a virus?
No, BUT
You should scan it for yourself like every piece of software you download from the internet.

>Can I hack/bot/use redvex and other gay shit?
Turned off the warden **I think** so feel free to do it if you can get your shit to work. Just keep in mind that you will be mocked if you use anything other than map hacks.

>Why the fuck does my screen look pink? Fuck this game.
See below for a possible solution.

To install and play the game:
1.Extract it and run d2vidtst.exe to eliminate most graphical glitches. (I recommend you use 7-Zip to do this.)
2.Run Diablo 2.exe.

If problems persist do the following

1. Go here http://www.svenswrapper.de/english/downloads.html
2. Download the newest version.  this is an emulator tool that tricks diablo into thinking your new fancy graphics card is an old voodoo2 compatible card.
3. Run the program
4a. PANIC SHITS IN GERMAN
4b. Dont be retarded and click the second from the bottom option to turn it into english.
5. Run the identificaiton option.
6. Close the program.
7. Drop the .dll or everything into your Diablo 2 folder
8. Repeat the d2vidtst.exe step and select the gfix slide third option this time

To connect to the server:
1a. go here and download the editor http://www.icyhell.net/2008/05/06/blizzard-battlenet-gateway-editor-v3010702
1b. Run BNGatewayEditor.exe.
2. Switch to the SECOND TAB. (IE the Diablo 2/ LOD Tab)
3. Click Add Gateway and fill out the following information:
Name = SRoVQ
Zone = 6
IP = gay.shiptoasting.com
4. Set to Chosen Gateway.
5. Hit the detect gateway button to see if you can connect.
6. Run Diablo 2.exe.
7. Click Battle.net and create your account. (EMAIL REGISTRATION IS NOT REQUIRED.)
8. Have fun reaching the top of the short ladder!

==---------changelog----------==

Major Changes:
-You can teleport and use barbarian shouts in town
-Increased stash space
-Monsters in Nightmare have +3 to All Skills, monsters in Hell have +6 to All Skills.
-Cow levels have an increased ammount of cows and those cows are higher in level. Expect a much harder challenge.
-Cow level has a Waypoint (replace Inner Cloyster). You can kill the CowKing and rejoin through the Waypoint. No more worrying about the Cow getting killed
-Typing "/ann message" in chat sends a message to all the server
-Uber Cows (New dungeon with Uber cows that now drop great loot but prove a challenge)

See the links below for the rest of the changelogs:
http://pastebin.com/QTizfccw - v1.3.4? (current)
http://pastebin.com/4Gn3H0r4 - v1.3.3
http://pastebin.com/ZCbEJzAu - v1.3.2
http://pastebin.com/2VUTRtMU - v1.3.1
http://pastebin.com/bqeR0CfR - v1.2
http://pastebin.com/XwLfnSs6 - v1.1
https://web.archive.org/web/20130910004032/http://pastebin.com/beiQC5AQ - v1.0

NEW Cube Recipes (All original recipes are working):
- Create rare item: item + Um + Pul
- Respec token (1 use): Um + TP Scroll
- Lower quality of runes: 1 rune (example, put Um in cube, transmute, receive pul)
- Horadric staff (A2 shortcut): Amulet of the Viper + TP Scroll
- Khalim's Will (A3 shortcut): Khalim's Flail + TP Scroll
- New rare ring: 3 rare rings
- New rare amulet: 3 rare amulets
- Upgrade item: Item + 3 io runes

List of useful commands - These can be used while in chat lobby or ingame:
/ann *message* - Sends a message to the whole server. Everyone will read it, unless they muted you.
/f add *accountname* - Adds that account to your friends list
/f list - Displays your friends list, who's online and where they are right now (game name or lobby)
/con - Lists all the players online, their account names and where they are
/games - Lists all existing active games