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- Jump #106: Firefly
- >Eight of Swords (Inability to focus on the crux of a problem and free oneself from a difficult situation.)
- You must think you're so funny, tarot deck.
- >Age: 30
- >Location: Persephone
- But not for long! Say, do you accept payment in platinum?
- >Identity: Drop-In
- >Drawbacks: Reaver Scent (+300), Hands of Blue (+300)
- Okay, these drawbacks are rather cruel to inflict on the people who I'll be joining, but honestly it might help them build character. And I want that encyclopedia. If only it were discounted.
- >Leaf on the Wind (Free, drop-in)
- Watch how I soar. Protip: soaring is best done after charming the ship's hull to be impenetrable by debris.
- >Calm and Steady (1500, drop-in)
- Oh yes, we are going to have all KINDS of call for this to be a thing.
- >Can Stop The Signal (1100)
- This actually is a function that I don't think anyone on the ship has. Here's my meal ticket, all right.
- >Welcome On My Boat (900, drop-in)
- Probably going to be needed if I want to tag along with the crew, considering how insane things are going to get, but maybe this time River won't FIND A WAY TO END MY CHAIN AGAIN.
- >Browncoat (850)
- ... it's a very snazzy coat, all right? It's hard to find a good coat that I DON'T have to make myself.
- >Biometric Cut-Outs (600)
- Shiny. These are most certainly being incorporated into my glasses.
- >Encyclopedia (0)
- The sum total of human knowledge in a cube eight centimeters on a size. Oh, I have every intention of updating this with everything I know and everything I can learn, every jump.
- How do Reavers clean their spears? Fucked if I know, Wash just kamikazed Serenity through three Reaver ships after he realized what I'd done to make the ship itself invulnerable and put cushioning charms throughout. Who needs a weapon when the ship itself is one?
- This? This is why I made sure to study ancient runes at Hogwarts.
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