I got a message for these little fags trynna
Be a mommy's boy and a teacher's pet, pimple face, asswipe
Looking like they just had a gynecologist
Stick five fingers in your ass, no lube
So what'cha gonna do?
If you're number one, shove it up your ass and make it number two
(Oh)

Ladies getting mad in the comments, and I'm hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods
(Oooh)
Ha ha, no comma, bitches with their self esteem, get out of the sauna

My shit lies in the sewers, closing the hatch
I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch
(Ew, oh my god)
And if you think you're fucking grown up
Keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora
Hands around your dick with the kung-fu grip
Stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips bitch

Go outside and ride a bike or something
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are nothing
And then, get hit by every car or truck that ever passes
Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it's your Google Glasses
Never mind faggot
Just pick your ass up and take you to the closest sign, faggot

I'm not done yet, you get up and you go home
Sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
And then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home
And then you can hang yourself
Is that the end of the story?
Ha ha ha ha ha, no, son

Kill yourself, please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves
Please, please kill yourself
You should really kill yourselves