The Anon named Chappy (part 9)

"First thing first, a tour of the town."
>"You're no fun."
>You just can't win, can't you?
"Well... You can just tell me what's where by using landmark or s-"
>"Alright, if you look there you can see the town hall."
>"Around it you can find, Sugarcube corner, marketplace, Spa.... Basically, almost everything."
>A very centered town, which is nice.
>"The other places.... Most of them will stick out like a sore hoof."
>Sore hoof, heh
>"With your height and hands, it's easy to spot everything from the town hall."
"Yea... Wait. Hands? What hands got to do with it?"
>She started to make movement looks like she's swimming...upwards?
>Oh
"Alright, gotcha."
>"So... I guess that's all for the tour. LET'S GO."
>Arse... Yet you too want to go to the forest faster.
>Suddenly you heard a scream.
>"Stay away from me!"
>Was that.... Rainbow Dash?
>"Quick! Let's go Chappy. When there's a cry, there's an adventure!"
>With that, she's off!
>Wut
>Can't say she's wrong though. There's always something going on behind a scream
>You ran after her and eventually catch up
"Here I thought ponies are faster than hu--bronies."
>"This is just a fast jog. I'm not even breaking a sweat."
>Ouch. Your pride. It hurts
>You're no /fit/izen anyway. Just... take it all in
>As you came to the source of scream, you see a man on the ground while a group of bronies running towards him.
"What do you think happened here?"
>"I...Don't know. All I heard back then was Rainbow Dash screaming, and that's something."
>"Oh, if you don't know who, she's the fastest flier in all of Equestria."
>Better not to say anything yet
>Knowing you're a product of someone writings is...scary at best
"No kidding. She's gone."
>"Help him out?"
"Nah, there's a group with---"
>Are you really seeing this with your eyes?
"What the fuck."
>"Indeed."
>Shoe and you stand in disbelieve as the group walks away from the fallen guy
"Did they just left the guy?"
>"Seems like it... Wait, there's a brony kneeling down helping him up."
"Good. At least one of them know common sense."
>"True, only one of them."
>Ouch. She really likes to make sharp remarks
"Too many cooks spoil the broth. Trust me, nothing good will ever come from a commotion."
>"Whatever you say, Chappy. Whatever you say."
"Can't convince you, eh?"
>"Not even the slightest. Looks like the brony is alright."
"Yeah. We'll leave them then. Don't want to burn daylight"
>"Right. The entrance to the forest is not that far away. We'll visit the local shaman first."
>Shaman? Oh, Zecora. Wonder if she knows more about this situation than the Princesses
>Though... Celestia or Luna should have more insight to these matters than her.
>Whatever, they probably keeping it a secret to test Twilight or something.
>"Watch your step!"
"Woah!"
>You almost hit a house!
>"You're alright? You look likes in a heavy thought "
>Shoe and you stand in disbelieve as the group walks away from the fallen guy
"Did they just left the guy?"
>"Seems like it... Wait, there's a brony kneeling down helping him up."
"Good. At least one of them know common sense."
>"True, only one of them."
>Ouch. She really likes to make sharp remarks
"Too many cooks spoil the broth. Trust me, nothing good will ever come from a commotion."
>"Whatever you say, Chappy. Whatever you say."
"Can't convince you, eh?"
>"Not even the slightest. Looks like the brony is alright."
"Yeah. We'll leave them then. Don't want to burn daylight"
>"Right. The entrance to the forest is not that far away. We'll visit the local shaman first."
>Shaman? Oh, Zecora. Wonder if she knows more about this situation than the Princesses
>Though... Celestia or Luna should have more insight to these matters than her.
>Whatever, they probably keeping it a secret to test Twilight or something.
>Maybe I sho---
>"Watch your step!"
"Woah!"
>You almost hit a house!
>"You're alright? You've been spacing out since we started walking."
"It's...Nothing. Just something on my mind."
>"...Okay. Just keep your mind in reality."
>Pfft. Reality
>The meaning feels so distance right now
>Better make the best of it in this technicolour world
>After a few minutes of walking, you come close to the forest border
>It feels like... A normal forest.
>Strangely, she just kept walking beside it without entering it
"Shoeshine, the forest next to us is the Everfree Forest, right?"
>"Yes. Too scary for you?"
"No...Just why aren't we entering it?"
>"You nuts!?"
>Okay. Didn't expect that after all the blood pumping back then
>"This IS the Everfree Forest we're talking about. Everything is unnatural."
>Yeah...Unnatural
>A magical winged unicorn controlling the sun and moon is natural
>"...And dangerous."
>Weird
>She was excited for this
>Even prepared you equipments
"And back then you were that excited. What happened to miss-I-want-go-adventuring?"
>"Oh shush you."
>"Besides, we'll just visit known locations. You can see it from the map."
>She gestured her eyes towards the bag on her left side.
>Oh right, no thumbs or fingers. Can't open it while walking.
>Probably some crudely drawn map
>You were wrong
"Impressive. This is one detailed map. How did you came across this map?"
>"Traded it for some of my finest horseshoes."
>She said with pride
"So your true work is making shoe? I thought it was really clear, Shoeshine."
>"I like to shine horseshoes back then. After awhile, making horse shoes is a better paying job."
"Anyway, did you make some copies of the map?"
>Please say you did
>"Yes. I'm not some brony that comes with only clothes on their back."
"You know, some part of that was unnecessary. It's a waste of energy."
>"You know, a shrug will save much more energy rather than talking."
"Ugh"
>You just can't win, can't you
>She chuckled
>"Just messing with ya. Don't want to be all silent, now."
>Several minutes of walking, running, debating and overall just flinging indirect insults, you arrived to the entrance.
>"Everfree forest, the more you look at it, the weirder it gets."
>No kidding. There's no pony to clear the snowy path. At least it's still visible
>"I haven't travel this place during winter before. Weather gets crazy."
>You look up the sky
"Looks like it'll be fine from the looks of it."
>"How do you know?"
>Uhhh
"I used to observe the skies in my world. It's pretty similar to the forest. No pony controlling it."
>"Right. I'm going to trust you one that one."
>ADVENT--
>"One more thing, get the machete ready. Some creatures here won't run away from a hoof or two. Even with my finest battle shoes."
>No matter
>ADVENTURE, HO!