Mon Mon Nepu Nepu 1 (edited)

"Wakey wakey Nep Jr.!"

"Nnngh, just a few more minutes Neptune..."

"Aww come on, it's getting weird having to wake you up all the time!"

As soon as she says that I hear the strangest noises as she leaves my room.  Now that I think about it, her voice sounded strange as well...like she was gargling or something.  I should probably wake up now anyway, I think Neptune is up to something.
Ooh, but I'm so cozy right now...

"Nep Jr., I need your heeeeeeeeelp!"

I don't want to sound like a bad sister, but Neptune being in danger was just the push I needed to get up out of bed.  I wearily get up and prepare to help my sister out of whatever mess she's gotten herself into...but hopefully it isn't too serious and I can take my time getting to her.  "Don't worry Neptune I-"  I step out of bed and after a few steps my foot lands in something warm...and gooey.  I brace myself for a hard landing, but I find myself myself landing on something nice and fuzzy.  "Goodness Neptune, for once I'm glad you've left something laying around."  I didn't even bother checking to see what I landed on, but at least I'm wide awake for the most part.

Watching my step I avoid the little globs of...I think pudding my sister left behind in her rush to the kitchen.  I hear the sounds of something really loud and gelatinous bobbing about, and I see what looks like my sister barely reaching for the sink.  "Oh goodie, you finally got out of bed.  Would you be a doll and scoop me?"  I look at the small pink figure jiggling about to turn at me, and notice that is in fact...my sister.  "Ne-Ne-Neptune!?"  She looked at me quizzically as if nothing was out of the ordinary with her head tilted.  "Yes, my fluffy younger sibling?"  F-fluffy?  No, I can't get sidetracked by her odd comments.

"Um...nothing.  What was that about scoops?"  I ask as I head toward the sink, only to see it filled with the same goop that made up my sister, draining away very slowly.  "Wh-what the goodness is this!?"  I'm taken by surprised and I step back in shock, but Neptune throws herself in the way.  "You were still asleep and I was really craving some cookies, so I was gonna help myself to some..."  She giggled as she nudged me back forward.  "...so I hopped up onto the counter to get them, but then I slipped and almost got stuck in the sink.  But seriously I need you to scoop me outta there, it's a pain losing a chunk of me that large."

That doesn't sound good, so I grab the nearest pair of bowls and furiously start scooping out  globs of...my sister.  Eww it sounds so wrong, but I have to do this, who knows where she could've ended up had she gone down the drain!  Oh no, I can't think strange things like that, I don't even know what's happening...why is my sister so icky and slimey!?

"Thanks Little Sis, although you could have done a better job at not flinging it all over the place."  She said with what I think is a smile as she went to collect her...pieces.  "Goodness, I'm going to be sick!"  Clutching my mouth and holding my stomach, I hurried past her and ran as fast as I could to the bathroom before...no, I can't do that, I have to keep it together.  I make it to the bathroom and wash my face as I try to grasp the situation...but before I can even attempt to make sense of it all I look into the mirror and see my face, but it's not exactly mine.  At least...it isn't mine from what I remember last time I saw my face.

The first thing I see is my little D-Pad accessory has been replaced by a strange curved horn, and when I try to pull it...  "Ngh, is this...real?"  I pull and pull, but I only succeed in yanking my own head foward in my attempt at prying this...thing out of my head.  I take a strand of my hair and notice that it's a little curly now, as if someone had...no, the only ones here are Neptune and Histoire, and they wouldn't mess with me in my sleep.  "Wha...what is this!?"  My wrists are covered in...the most adorable wristbands I've ever-"Goodness, what am I thinking!?  This is all just a weird dream!"  I back up in a mixed torrent of horror and admiration as I see myself clad in a wooly replacement of a dress.  I look down and see little wooly anklets cov-Ah, what am I thinking?

"No, this can't be!  What's happened to us!?  Ne-!"  I call out to my sister as I turn to run and search for her, but she was already approaching the door, probably checking up on me.  I tripped trying to stop myself from bumping into her, and instead landed...inside her!?  I'm completely surrounded by...Neptune as she loses her the shape in her legs, with me stuck inside.  My cries for help go unnoticed as I fail to even make a noise through her jelly.  "Oh come on, I just pulled myself back together!"  As quickly as I had gotten in her, Neptune makes some strange gestures and gently forces me out, leaving me at her...base...dazed and confused.

"What's gotten into you lately?  You've been acting all kinds of weird."  She said as she started to rebuild her self from the ground up.  "Seriously, if I had known you'd be acting like I wouldn't have bothered trying to wake you up."  How am I the weird one, you're a....a...goo girl!

"H-how long have we been like this!?"

"Ummm...always?"

"Wh-what...what the GOODNESS!?"