Greetings.

For days, I have been sitting here watching the ridiculous and almost celebrity status that the press and others in #prosec have given a douchnozzle named SparkyBlaze.  The glorious lulz attributed to him for his participation in Anonymous activities has only been touted by himself, and regurgitated by others over and over to the point that the press picks it up and interviews this awesome hacker on the levels of Captain Crunch, Kevin Mitnick, and Sabu himself.  We are devastated that he has left Anonymous.  We can't function without his LOLCOCKS comments in IRC.  In fact, we want him back.  PLEASE PLEASE SPARKYBLAZE COME BACK TO US. We laugh at how he has social engineered you, and how you believe how amazing he is: In fact, won't you please give him a job?  In the US?  So he can own a gun? Yes, watching this media disaster go on is like watching Nancy Grace masturbating over the corpse of Casey Anthony.  Nigga needs a j.o.b. and hacking for $$$ PROFIT is much more well... profitable than hacking for "ethics" (of which you have to wonder if there are any involved given the people involved).

Please have a nice cup of STFU about some troll that S/E'd you... and he probably read a copy of Kevin's book before he did all of that, just because he can't be original.  The more you publicize how wonderful people are for giving up their anonymity and joining the church of slobbering ex-IT professionals who have had their jobs outsourced, the more they will use it as a platform to try to score a job better than Walmart greeter that they currently may or may not possess.  Tools.  All of you.

Sincerely,
Anon