Dry Bowser Dislikes Pie

Dry Bowser looked at all the different pies being produced in the palace of pies that was in the too sugary domain that was the Sweet Sweet Kingdom. The skeletal reptile did not enjoy pie, for it always ended up making his bones too sticky, which caused quite a problem as whenever he would break apart, the bones would stick to each other too much, causing him to be more or less rendered useless.

"Pie... argh... why was I sent here...?" Dry Bowser grumbled, being hit in the face by a cherry pie as there was laughter, with there being sentient pies within as they were all chucking pies at him.

The sentient pies liked to hit people in the face with themselves, due to being able to reapply the creamy top to them. Dry Bowser emerged from the pie pile as he got angered, clenching his bony fists as he felt some heat forming in his mouth.

Dry Bowser: Oh, if only there was an oven nearby... I'd burn you pie punks with class...

Deciding to keep to his burning practice, Dry Bowser began bellowing bright burning blue flames, burning up the pies as they began running away, trying not to be burnt to a crisp as this somehow killed them. Within moments, Dry Bowser had the entire pie palace burnt in fire, with the reptilian skeleton walking out as he dusted off his pied hands, satisfied that he managed to defeat the pie menace as he began heading home, with the land he was on just so happened to be a pie as there were several pies piled on it.