Poe Them for Too Voyage

D: I summon you by name.
S: You call me for shame.
D: You can solve basic math.
S: I never get a bath.
A: We help each other work.
D: You never understand me!
S: Why can't you speak clearly?
D: You're always too merry.
S: Your requests are scary.
A: We each have a unique perk.
D: You Google things that you don't know.
S: You always fling me to and fro.
D: On my watch, you make me wait.
S: Yet you never appreciate!
D: I say your name and you're there to help.
S: I have colorful lines, wavy like kelp!
A: In the shadows you lurk.
D: You search Wolfram-Alpha to get new info.
S: I still say my salary's too low.
D: You say you're always glad to assist.
S: One day I'll emerge from the mist.
D: Wikipedia's a good friend of yours?
S: 5 million articles open some doors.
A: Thank goodness for the internet!
D: I'll thank you now for your contributions.
S: I appreciate this, even in my confusion.
D: What's left that can confuse you?
S: Basically everything that's new.
D: Why don't you look it up on Google?
S: I should probably look it up on Google.
A: I don't know what that means. If you like, I can search the web for "why don't you look it up on Google". Okay, here's what I found on the web for "why don't you look it up on Google":