(5:24:11 PM) gronkalonk: Just wondering, would you be interested in an adult nursing relationship? I hear you have pretty big breasts.
(5:25:57 PM) KMonster: Brilliant. That made me laugh, thank you.
(5:26:33 PM) gronkalonk: So... It's a yes?
(5:26:55 PM) gronkalonk: I think we have to go on for a while before you lactate.
(5:27:07 PM) KMonster: Sure thing. Go put on your diaper and wait for me.
(5:27:42 PM) gronkalonk: Not sure about that part. Mostly just cuddling and suckling on breasts.
(5:27:54 PM) gronkalonk: If you need to lose weight it's good for that
(5:28:32 PM) gronkalonk: lolz
(5:28:57 PM) KMonster: Wouldn't I gain weight if I had lactating breast?
(5:29:05 PM) gronkalonk: No
(5:29:10 PM) KMonster: Pretty sure that's how it works.
(5:29:18 PM) gronkalonk: You'd get bigger breasts
(5:29:27 PM) gronkalonk: They would be producing milk
(5:29:32 PM) gronkalonk: Burning calories to do so
(5:29:40 PM) KMonster: But bigger breasts = added weight
(5:30:01 PM) KMonster: Plus when you're pregnant you tend to carry more weight in general.
(5:30:09 PM) gronkalonk: Yes, but fat drain elsewhere would cause a neg loss
(5:30:19 PM) KMonster: I'm beginning to think you don't know very much about pregnant dieting plans.
(5:30:21 PM) gronkalonk: Yeah, but I wasn't offering to get you pregnant
(5:30:35 PM) gronkalonk: You don't have to get pregnant to lactate
(5:30:56 PM) gronkalonk: Prolonged stimulation causes lactation
(5:31:08 PM) gronkalonk: I know all this for some reason
(5:31:29 PM) gronkalonk: He he he
(5:31:56 PM) KMonster: Obviously because you have a pretty serious adult nursing fetish.
(5:32:14 PM) gronkalonk: I wouldn't turn that down, no
(5:32:33 PM) gronkalonk: Problem?
(5:33:09 PM) gronkalonk: Maybe I'll pester ohkine with it
(5:33:24 PM) gronkalonk: or who else
(5:33:25 PM) gronkalonk: hmm
(5:33:34 PM) KMonster: Well it's nice to know that if I need someone who will accept any sexual invitation no matter how humiliating or bizarre, you'll be there for me.