VeloCITY Neon 8: Kill All Cops

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Cyprien:
WAKE UP GET UP GET OUT THERE. . .
Butts has connected.
Butts:
im aliiive
Agi has connected.
Agi:
Layla just refuses to go onto the hardwood floor
Agi:
I don't get it

Cyprien:
Did y'all just impulse buy a dog?
Agi:
no
Agi:
this has been a purchase years in the making

Breach:
Morgan where's your mask
Thrice:
LAST TIME ON VELOCITY NEON: Cy got locked up and interrogated, then had a little one-on-one with the deputy! Morgan and Renee shot some hoops with Team Y and got chased by a semi! Upon learning their teammate was LOCKED UP, they began to hatch a plan...
Thrice:
oh this is gonna take up more space than I though
Thrice:
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Renee:
mayb
Thrice:
did you forget how to change token images lol
Thrice:
u just
Thrice:
browz
Renee: (( No I just don't have this image on my desktop ))
Renee: (( gonna get some water so my voice won't be dead ))
Thrice:
Said plan apparently involved Renee spilling EVERY single bean - none left behind - to the reporter Maggie. Rather than turn you in, she was ecstatic, and agreed to help you out instantly! Gotta thank that less-than-scrupulous side of hers, at least when it comes to nabbing the perfect scoop.

Renee:
I haven't the faintest idea what the plan was OOC
Thrice:
The peppy reporter lent Ignite some of her clothes as a disguise(she does ask you don't damage them, cause she doesn't have many...), and some props to get you in - a camera, and some forged credentials to 'prove' you're part of the newspaper syndicate.

Renee:
but it's aaall up here.

Renee:
*taps forehead*

Renee:
that's the sound of empty
Thrice:
Inc. has made some outfits for everyone else. Well, most people. Eyesoar just took her disguise OFF. Figures she won't need it. Solid plan, that. As for Inc. himself, well he's changed into more of a 'herself', supposedly. Doesn't look much different, really, but he claims it's a foolproof disguise. Renee and Morgan...sorry dudes IDK what kinda disguise you'd want, but you got it!
Butts:
oh wait how do i change img

Breach:
Brought to you by Tirk's horniness
Thrice:
open your token
Thrice:
at the top left there's your image, with a green + sign
Thrice:
Click the plus sign and just browse your computer
Cyprien: (( agi, do you still have the original Cy token so I can quick swap the images? ))
Thrice:
Renee sent Cy a letter - concealing a portal. Kiyoko tossed it through the bars, a bit grouchy for some reason. Anyway, through the portal, Renee's shipped a few...arrangements to help Cy get out of his cell, if he can. Gotta be discreet about it, though...
Cyprien: (( I only have the token, not the image :V ))
Breach: (( uh humn ))
Breach: (( it may be on my laptop? ))
Breach: (( let me also check my chat history with you ))
Thrice:
Right now, Renee and Ignite are prepared to blast their way in - but they're gonna have to avoid cameras and cops - or take 'em out - to get in position! Thankfully, Maggie got you a little map, so finding a good place to break in isn't tough.
Cyprien: (( Not a big deal if you don't. I can work around it ))
Cyprien: (( It's not on Discord lol ))
Breach: (( yeah ))
Breach: (( I'll go grab the 'top ))
Breach: (( I'm also in VC ))

Eyesoar:
Morgan, Inc., and Eyesoar are all at the front of the building, ready to get in through more, uh, conventional means, using the forged papers and a bit of charisma. They're gonna need to distract the police so the others can break on through to the other side.
Cyprien: (( So what has she snuck to me ))
Morgan: (( i dont have the og one either but here we goo ))
Breach: (( I ain't hear shit on VC ))
Cyprien: (( I want to see what I can see from the cell. But in actual chat so it's recorded for the log. ))

Morgan:
"So like, are you sure this disguise will fly?"

Eyesoar:
She's snuck you things like a file, probably some small lock-picking stuff, maybe like, SOMETHING to use as a weapon, idk what kind. Probably a dildo

Renee:
yea

Renee:
We DID get those bolt cutters.

Morgan:
dibs

Renee:
May as well put them to use?

Renee:
dibsdo

Inc.blot:
"Absolutely! You look marvelous. No one will suspect a thing."

Eyesoar:
"Ahaha~ You're gonna get caught and die!"

Eyesoar:
shit this character uses tildes

Eyesoar:
that's my touch to talk button
Cyprien: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk2eUGISZpk ))

Morgan:
"I feel... unattractive."

Eyesoar:
as per usual then

Eyesoar:
the three amigos arrive at the entrance to the building, and are quickly stopped by officers

Eyesoar:
because you know you're not the most fuckin' inconspicuous lot around

Renee:
"Cyyy. Cyyyyy." You hear a voice coming from the letter - and suddenly, an ovular part falls away, no larger than idk a bar of soap? Kind of an awkward size to describe

Detective Dan:
"Whoa, whoa, stop right there. Who d'ya think y'are? This' a jail, you know."

Morgan:
this jail looks awfully pixelated

Detective Dan:
that's what you get when you port the Sims to GBA

Renee:
Renee is stationed in a building offsite of the prison, surrounded by a scrounged-up pile of miscellaneous bullshit
Renee: (( You know, a phone would have been a good size description. Better than a fkn bar of soap what was I thinking ))

Cyprien:
"Renee...?" he perks up, looking around to make sure the coast is clear of pesky guards. "Ahaha.." he laughs softly, "I'm...very sorry about all of this..."

Investigator Brandt:
The investigator nods toward Morgan, the only non-minor here, "There a reason you've come?"

Renee:
"Well you better be. I'll give you an earful later."

Cyprien:
"Deserved, ahaha..."

Renee:
"Let's not worry about that right now though. Morgan and I are working with Team Y to organize a breakout."

Igknight:
hrng renee i'm trying to sneak around but i'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the cops

Morgan:
Morgan awkwardly clears his throat and deepens his voice, "We're here... because we're detectives. And we've got to interview an inmate."

Cyprien:
"Oh? What have you got planned?"
Morgan: (( method acting ))

Renee:
"Here, let me just-" Your view shifts a bit, scanning over the pile of bullshit. "Check all this out!"

Cyprien:
"Ah, I'm sure you've got it under control...the deputy is actually expecting this, to be honest."
Morgan: (( do i hear cy and rens convo ))

Detective Dan:
"Detectives, huh? Same here. Don't look like no detectives I've ever seen. what're you detecting?"

Detective Dan:
Nah prolley not, they;re talking through a portal
Renee: (( naw I'm WAY tf away from y'all ))

Renee:
"What kind of cell they have you in? We've got a heck of a distraction planned, I just - well - ehe, I'm not sure how to get you out of your CELL in the first place..."

Renee:
"But once we've crossed that hurdle it should be smooth sailing."
Cyprien: (( Is there indication of what cellblock I'm in or anything? ))

Investigator Brandt:
Inc, doing his best falsetto, attempts to speak up, but is quickly silenced, "Be quiet and let the adults talk, honey."

Morgan:
"We're detecting a... theivery. By a thief. Yeah."
Renee: (( so it's just Team Y we collaborated with then? ))
Renee: (( Could Igknight have made any explosives? ))
Thrice:
You can tell you're in the Women's Block, but not exactly which area. You know it's not A, though - you've heard Kiyoko talking about a ruckus there
Thrice:
You do not know WHY you're in the women's block
Cyprien: (( So why exactly am I in- ))
Thrice:
but nobody cares, apparently
Renee: (( tbf it would probably be harder to find him in most circumstances ))
Renee: (( we would not have thought to look there ))
Renee: (( unless he had already escaped of course ))

Igknight:
With the help of the gear shop lady's shady connections, I can

Renee:
Nice.

Cyprien:
"I umm...well, I'm in the same cell block as couple women...I-...I'm not too certain why...I've heard guards talk about cellblock A..so it's not there..." Cy perks up, "Ah, I could possibly tell you where it is in relation to the interrogation room? I remember that much...I was blacked out for the rest of it however..."

Detective Dan:
"A theivery? Can't you even spell it right? Sheesh... You must be trying to cash in on that jewel theft, right? Doesn't surprise me."

Renee:
"...they have co-ed prisons here?"

Renee:
"That could help actually, we have a pretty basic map to work with..."

Cyprien:
"...that's the part you took note of?" He sighs and then explains her the rough location in comparison to the interrogation room to the best of his abilities.

Renee:
She scribbles down some notes on the map

Morgan:
"Spell?" Morgan, confused, adjusts his fake glasses, which also adjusts his fake nose. "Yeah, so now if you'll excuse us..."

Renee:
"Alright alright, so... you want to cut your way out? Bombs, you want em? I have a broken taser here that I THINK I managed to fix. Half of the time, it works all the time."

Eyesoar:
"Yeah, yeah~! Exactly that! See we're from, uh..." She re-reads the documents Maggie gave them, "the Scally Ho papers!"

Investigator Brandt:
"Hold up, buddy! The what? I'm gonna need to see some ID."

Renee:
"I'm on borrowed time here, I need to reuse this portal pretty soon..."

Investigator Brandt:
You do have the papers Maggie gave you, but you shouldn't let them get TOO good a look. they are forgeries, after all
Renee: (( Cobrastan is not a real country ))

Cyprien:
"Ah..I wouldn't know the first step about breaking out..."
Cyprien: (( You said I could see an alarm on the wall from here? ))
Thrice:
yes
Cyprien: (( Is it like one of those "Pull in case of emergencies like the inmates are out" kinda dealies? ))
Thrice:
it's labeled "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY ONLY" tho
Thrice:
it'd just be dishonest to pull it

Morgan:
"Yeah, right here," Morgan quickly, but confidently, flashes the papers to the detectives.
Thrice:
gotta escape first, making the emergency real, obviously

Renee:
Renee presses her eye against the hole, scoping a peek at the room. "Bed looks sturdy. Let's just go for the bomb."

Morgan:
"Anyways, we are kind of on a tight schedule, so..."

Detective Dan:
"Hey, let me see those! For all I know that could be a drawing of a stegosaurus."

Cyprien:
"Ah...but what am I supposed to do with that?!" he hesitates, "I have no idea where I am in relation to you guys..."

Igknight:
"I've been waiting for those words!"

Renee:
"It's adhesive, sticky side goes against what you want to blow up. Pull the tape and take cover, the bomb'll do the rest!"

Igknight:
"But you sure we got the go-ahead yet?"

Cyprien:
"I can see an alarm across the way...I could possibly pull that as a distraction..."
Thrice:
The papers would pass a quick scrutiny, at least. You could use them as a quick distraction, too
Thrice:

Thrice:
>
Thrice:
those
Thrice:
wrap an i in those
Thrice:
and then like, /i>
Thrice:
but with the opener
Thrice:
at the end of the text
Morgan: (( uhriaweuhfawheif ))

Cyprien:
"Oh..but no matter what, I'd avoid the deputy.." He quiets down a bit more, "It seems like he may be on our side, but he's incredibly strong..."

Morgan:
"Listen, that's a little condescending. I'm not asking you whether or not you're a real detective."

Renee:
"Dreysen?"

Renee:
"He's the one that caught you, yeah? It's all that's in the papers right now."

Cyprien:
"Yeah, did the papers mention that he picked up a firetruck and hit me with a million volts of electricity?"

Detective Dan:
"HMMMM...."

Renee:
"...is THAT what happened?"

Detective Dan:
Give me a charisma roll Morgana

Renee:
"We went by the area and saw the scorchmarks, I was wondering about that."

Morgan:
(1, 1, 3, 3, 3, 6)

Cyprien:
"I was almost a scorchmark myself, to be honest. I was out for the better part of the day after that..."

Renee:
"Anyway - on your end, wait to blow the thing up until you see the bubbles."

Renee:
"Keep an eye on the courtyard. You'll know."

Detective Dan:
He lights up his cigarette, taking a long, slow drag, and blowing smoke into the entranceway. "HMMM...."

Detective Dan:
"Yeah that checks out."

Cyprien:
"Ah..." He turns the paper to face the alarm. "I might be able to cause a distraction inside as well..."

Investigator Brandt:
"Huh? Seriously?"

Renee:
"There's gonna be so much going on, they won't know where to strike."

Eyesoar:
"Yeah, seriously?"

Morgan:
suck it binches

Renee:
"Alright, Ig - I think we're good to get going."

Inc.blot:
"Thank you very much~ This is a big story, so we just couldn't miss it... You've been a real help, officers!" He swoons up to the officers, passing by them. Unfortunately, it'd blow your cover to shout GAAAAAY right now, so the opportunity is missed

Cyprien:
"Anyway, I love this plan, ahahaha, it's perfect! I'll see you soon. Oh, they also took my phone..."

Renee:
you're too kind

Morgan:
"Thanks," Morgan hurriedly walks inside. "Let's go."

Renee:
okay so since maybe I went over it too quickly

Investigator Brandt:
The investigators, who are sadly not part gator, let you pass, fooled by the papers and Morgan's confident bullshit

Investigator Brandt:
you should do shell games on the street

Renee:
We're going to be throwing two frisbees over the prison courtyard with Igknight's ridiculous arm

Igknight:
wait i can't use that here

Igknight:
guns aren't allowed in prisons

Renee:
On the first one, I'm going to be dumping a bigass-sack of industry-grade soap through a portal out the bottom of the frisbee

Renee:
On the second one, water

Renee:
we got the FOAMIEST

Morgan:
"Okay, so now what?"
Renee: (( Morgan's uh ))
Renee: (( Rendezvousing ))

Breach:
Suiting UP

Morgan:
"Through... here? I mean, ahem, through here."

Breach:
"You ready, Ig?"
Thrice:
Inside the station, you see plenty of officers, and one is running the info desk. If there's anyone to talk to about finding Cy's cell, it's probably them. Best to know where you're going, right?
Cyprien: (( I am setting us up the bomb on the lock of my door, it should be concealed from this side. I'll wait for the bubbles, then when that happens, I use a clone to pull the alarm, when the guard or guards or whomst've ever come in, my clone will bolt in the opposite direction, then I crawl out, set off the bomb and escape my cell. And then ??? ))
Cyprien: (( WE SECURED A ROUTE TO THE TREASURE. LET'S SEND THE CALLING CARD :V ))

Igknight:
"Well, yeah! I mean, isn't that what we're here for?"

Policewoman:
"Hey, hey, who're you?" She, unlike the other detectives, actually gives you a once-over, noticing your cameras, "Oh, wiat, you guys reporters?"

Morgan:
"We're looking into the jewel thief case."

Igknight:
The plan is seemingly to go for EVERY distraciton possible at once! Or maybe they're just getting in to actually help you fucking escape

Igknight:
that's probably it

Igknight:
who'd've thought

Igknight:
help?
Breach: (( yea we're getting in ))

Igknight:
Igknight launches the fuckin' frisbee as hard as she can!

Igknight:
I meant Morgan's team lol

Breach:
"Wait for it... waaait for it..."
Cyprien: (( You should've portal'd the frisbee and then came out of it mid-flight. ))

Igknight:
the ones who're in the police department.
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Morgan:
"Since we're detectives and everything, is there a map of this place that could help guide us?"

Policewoman:
"Detectives? Sheesh. You reporters get more uppity every year, huh?"

Policewoman:
"What, are you gonna be prosecutors tomorrow?"

Fatter Cop:
You hear GUFFAWING as something lumbers ominously out of the cell area. A bailiff the size of new hampshire chortles with delight, leaving you in disgust. "HA. GOOD ONE, JANET."

Policewoman:
"Anyway, he's in... Uh..."

Fatter Cop:
seduce me, firecrotch

Igknight:
"HOW LONG DO I GOTTA WAIT??"

Morgan:
"Listen, I didn't come here for sass, I just came to do my assignment."

Igknight:
"This isn't like an airgun! I'm not gonna get stronger the more I pump my arm!"

Breach:
"I thought that was exactly how it worked?"

Fatter Cop:
She SLAMS her fists on the table, shaking the whole room - and worse, her jelly rolls, "Don't talk to an officer that way!"

Igknight:
"It's not immediate!"

Breach:
"Alright alright! Whenever you're ready! Gives the foam more time to rise anyway."

Policewoman:
"Calm down. Anyway, the criminal's in Women's Block C. I...don't know how we mixed that up. And how nobody caught it until now."
Cyprien: (( Ace Detective. . . ))

Policewoman:
"I guess it'd make sense he wouldn't protest... How revolting."

Morgan:
"... Women's, huh? I mean, alright. Thanks."
Cyprien: (( I WASN'T CONSCIOUS OR INFORMED OF THIS. ))

Policewoman:
"Anyway, these things aren't complicated - straight down this hallway, you'll run into Block A. You're gonna need keys, though. Escort them, Guntha."

Fatter Cop:
"Yes, ma'am! Come on, hot stuff. We're gonna spend some time together!"

Inc.blot:
crossdressing was the correct decision

Morgan:
"Oof."

Fatter Cop:
Guntha leads you down the hallway, towards Women's Block C. Obviously, she has the keys to unlock the doors, but there's only a couple. There's probably a separate set for the cells themselves

Morgan:
"Alrighty, so where's... everyone?"
Thrice:
There's a few girls in cells down here, and they come out to holler at you as you walk by. One SEEMS to recognize you, almost calling out your name, but her cellmate shuts her up
Thrice:
Most of them are cooing at morgan, but Inc. and Eyesoar have some fans too

Policewoman 1:
"Those don't look like prisoners. Conjugal? Who gets THREE conjugals at once?"

Breach:
Morgan gets a boop. "We're ready to go. Almost done with errands?"

Morgan:
Morgan texts back, "... Wait, what?"
Morgan: (( sry am muted for a second ))

Morgan:
"Yeah, huh?"

Morgan:
Morgan looks around at the prisoners. "So, where's the thief?"

Fatter Cop:
"Couple blocks down!" She inspects you again, "Hmmm... Whatcha gonna ask him?"

Fatter Cop:
She leads you through Blocks A and B, and right to the door of C

Morgan:
"It's, err, confidential."

Morgan:
"Why, do you want me to ask him something?"

Fatter Cop:
"Aw, that's not fun! Heck, I'll find out in a coupla days anyway. We ain't got nothin' to do 'sides read the papers here."

Breach:
get his number for her

Delinquent Girl:
"Ask him his number!!"
Cyprien: (( I don't have a phone anymore, what a shame. ))

Morgan:
can we break out a delinquent qt
Cyprien: (( Delinquent Girl can get my number. ))
Cyprien: (( She a freak ))

Morgan:
"Haha, that's funny," Morgan mouths Cy's number to the girl while the police aren't looking.

Delinquent Girl:
"Nice...."

Morgan:
"So, what're these people even in for?"

Morgan:
"They don't look like the usual... prison type."

Fatter Cop:
"Oh, he's a hardened criminal, true and true! Well he ain't been tried yet, but who cares?"
Cyprien: (( "3/5 stars, Porc is mad ghey" ))

Fatter Cop:
"Guilty's guilty far's I'm concerned."

Fatter Cop:
"..wait, ain't you reporters? How th'hell you not KNOW? What the hell're you here for, then...?"

Morgan:
"I meant the girls."

Fatter Cop:
"Oh. Vandalism, mostly! Skating in prohibited areas, tresspassin', shopliftin'..."

Cyprien:
(2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5, 5, 6, 6, 6)
Cyprien: (( "EATIN' ASS IN PUBLIC." ))

Breach:
hey, we do those things!

Fatter Cop:
don't shit your pants: VeloCITY edition

Igknight:
"ARe they close enough yet??"

Igknight:
ye prolley
Cyprien: (( Okay, so how's agi's part of the thing goin' :V ))

Igknight:
Hell I'm an inventor

Breach:
roll that strength girl

Igknight:
Let's say I made a Frisbee slingshot
Cyprien: (( Frolf ))

Igknight:
nobody told HER that

Morgan:
"Oh, yeah, of course, terrible." Morgan mouths nice to the delinquent girl.

Morgan:
"Who would do that..."

Igknight:
(1, 4, 4, 6, 6, 6)

Fatter Cop:
She points to the geisha, "That'n there's a prostitute. Calls herself Gay-somethin'."

Fatter Cop:
"Little on the nose."

Morgan:
"Hmm, that's not a very nice thing to call her."

Breach:
"Hoo! Straight shot!" Renee hefts the bag of soap, draining it into a groundportal.

Morgan:
"Now where is this kid..."

Porc:
"Hah! Can't be feelin' sympathy for these crooks, punk! That's how they get you. First comes sympathy, then empathy, then you start treatin' em like they're PEOPLE or something!"

Eyesoar:
"Oh, wowee! Wouldn't want that, officer! Who do they think they are, citizens?"

Breach:
"Shoot a liitttle bit higher on this one - I'm going to leave it active as the water pours in, then we run!"

Morgan:
"Haha, yeah, totally, hmm, terrible, yes."

Morgan:
Morgan disregards the terrible things as he peers around the cells.
Thrice:
Cy can hear the people approaching now - they're just around the corner
Thrice:
You recognize MOrgan and Fatter Cop's voices
Thrice:
Though you dunno who the other two are. One sounds vaguely familiar
Cyprien: (( But really girly. ))
Cyprien: (( I SEE ANY BUBBLES YET? ))
Cyprien: (( CAUSE I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME? :V ))

Breach:
toil and trouble
Thrice:
And yes you can see the bubbles

Morgan:
Morgan texts Renee, "So what exactly are you doing? I'm approaching Cy."
Thrice:
The courtyard is starting to foam on one side! For some reason.

Morgan:
"Oh."

Breach:
man u just wanna have the most incriminating text history don't you

Morgan:
Morgan tries his best to move around big cop.

Breach:
You get a winky emoji

Fatter Cop:
big cop charges 400 dollars per handcuff

Fatter Cop:
they have a monopoly

Morgan:
"Excuse me, pardon, officer."

Cyprien:
Cy sees the bubbles going from the outside courtyard; it's go time...! Whatever go time is for this plan...! He takes his position under the cot and projects a clone out through the bars to the alarm! His clone grabs the handle and pulls it...! And nothing happens...his hand goes straight through that shit.
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Fatter Cop:
ROLL TO SQUEEZE BY

Morgan:
(5, 5)

Fatter Cop:
You dive through the jellyrolls untouched!

Cyclone:
"Ngh?! Come on...I was able to do it earlier...!"

Morgan:
As Morgan sneaks by, he also tries to snatch one of the prisoner keychains off the very big body.

Cyclone:
Boom! Alarm time! The clone manages to pull the lever via sheer will power!

Eyesoar:
Eyesoar sees the clone, because naturally - but she clamps her hand over her mouth to keep from alerting anyone

Eyesoar:
prematurely

Morgan:
(1, 3, 4, 6)

Fatter Cop:
(2, 6)

Fatter Cop:
You grab the keys off her belt, but not unnoticed! Thankfully, she doesn't know what you did. She just thinks you slapped her ass. "Hey! Whatcha think yer doin? If ya want that...I kin arrange it... See me after ya get done, honey..."

Breach:
"Nnnn...! Hah..." Renee smacks her helmet a couple times. "That's about all I can manage for now, I hope it's enough.

Breach:
"Okay, so if the interrogation room is HERE..."

Morgan:
"Ergh," Morgan tries to play along but he's so disgusted that words don't come out.

Inc.blot:
You're saved from that awkward moment by the alarm going off!
Breach: (( Morgan makes an approving grunt ))

Inc.blot:
However, Inc knows. He saw.

Inc.blot:
He wishes he didn't.

Morgan:
"Whoa! Get the cameras rolling, this is juicy."

Fatter Cop:
>juicy

Fatter Cop:
rawr

Morgan:
xd

Fatter Cop:
"WHOA, SORRY HOT STUFF, I GOTTA PUT OUR LITTLE RENDEVOUS ON HOLD FER A MO'! What's goin' on??"

Fatter Cop:
there is retching from some of the cells

Fatter Cop:
and Porc

Imprisoned Girl:
holly wails in despair, knowing not even the soap outside her window can cleanse her soul of this blight

Cyclone:
Around the corner, the Cy-clone holds onto the alarm lever, facing the hallway where the voices are coming from ready to roll!

Imprisoned Girl:
but not knowing why there is soap outside her window

Imprisoned Girl:
why is there

Fatter Cop:
"Ah! What the hell's that!"

Morgan:
"Are you gonna check that?"

Porc:
"HOLD ON! That's the criminal! How'd he get out?!"

Porc:
you're lucky I saw your ass

Morgan:
"Huh?"

Porc:
you can see the cyclone

Breach:
jump on her head

Cyclone:
"Officers~! It's been a pleasure!"

Porc:
More officers pour out from the B block door, charging in

Morgan:
Morgan turns to Cy's cell. "Soooo..."

Fatter Cop:
"CATCH HIM!"

Cyclone:
The clone slips past, running down the hallway to the interrogation room, running off of the memory of being brought to his cell from there.

Inc.blot:
"Oh, dear...and I was so looking forward to seeing him.."

Fatter Cop:
(4, 4)

Cyclone:
The clone even makes it extra convincing by pretending to dodge around everyone instead of just phasing throught them accidentally.

Fatter Cop:
She manages to squeeze in, barreling down the hallway!

Porc:
"OUTTA THE WAY, ASSHOLES! IMPORTANT PERSON COMING THROUGH!"
Agi:
The foam continues to build outside the windows. It's about waist deep now.

Igknight:
So

Igknight:
'm I good to blow this fuckin wall up yet
Agi:
yeh

Igknight:
Or what

Igknight:
(1, 1, 3, 5)
Morgan: (( did the officers leave the room ))
Thrice:
the cops are piling into the hallway toward the interrogation room
Thrice:
Chasing after the clone

Fatter Cop:
"HAH, DUMBASS! THAT WAY'S A DEAD END!"

Cyclone:
The Cy-clone makes a break for the dead end interrogation room...!

Fatter Cop:
Her rolls jiggle menacingly as she charges

Morgan:
"Well that was convenient." Morgan goes through the keys to try to unlock the cell door.

Morgan:
"I've done... things for these keys..."

Morgan:
"I need to wash my hands."

Eyesoar:
"I'll say~ Heeeey, cutie! You in there??"

Morgan:
"Shh, don't bring them back in here."

Cyprien:
Cy crawls out from under the bed, "Ah, Morgan what a sight for so-...what are you wearing...?" He shakes his head, "If you've got the keys to lock that door behind them, that would be superb!"

Morgan:
"I feel like we need a more permanent solution. Inc, can you wall off that pathway?"

Fatter Cop:
Fatter cop, Porc, and a couple of others chase the clone into the interrogation room, and begin to close in! "Hahaha! Weren't ya just in here?? What an idiot!"
Morgan: (( do i unlock the door ))
Thrice:
Roll smart!

Cyprien:
"Ah, my time's about up on my clone, one moment~!"
Breach: (( there are like 50 keys ))

Morgan:
(3, 4, 5, 5, 6)

Morgan:
"Do we have a disguise for Cy?"
Thrice:
It takes a moment, but you find the key! It rattles around, but eventually unlockst he cell!

Eyesoar:
"I could give him mine! Oh, but then they'd recognize it..."

Morgan:
"Come on! I gotta do some other stuff."
Breach: (( Morgan breaks out his second pair of Groucho Marx glasses ))

Geisha:
damn u gonna break out the Gay Shah?

Morgan:
Morgan runs over to the geisha cell to unlock her door, then the weird imprisoned girl who's totally not dangerous at all.

Inc.blot:
"Oh, what a wonderful idea! I'm sure they're all falsely imprisoned!"

Morgan:
slash remake

Imprisoned Girl:
Cy: you know you prolley shouldn't let these girls out

Cyclone:
The clone spins around to face the wall of officers...well, mostly the fatter cop and the much smaller wall of other cops behind her. "Ah, our time is up. But it's been a blast!" He lifts a hand up to his mask and yanks it off...! In a flash of blue flame, the clone disappears! Poof! Don't you all feel silly now?

Cyprien:
"Ah, and who is this delightful young miss?"

Morgan:
"Oh God."
Thrice:
While you're fiddling around unlocking other cells, something comes over the intercom - a woman's voice that you all recognize. "You idiots, get out of there! The real one is escaping!"

Chief Catherim:
"Ggghhh...I'll do it myself!" She shouts through gritted teeth, "Hold them off for just a moment! Agh, why'd he have to be out today of all days..."

Morgan:
"Inc! Block the paths!!!"

Igknight:
Renee and Igknight blow a hole thorugh Cell Block A, right into the midst of the compound!
Breach: (( so whatever ended up happening on my end? You had me- ok there it is ))

Breach:
"Whoo!"

Inc.blot:
"Um, okay. First, the direction they ran..."

Morgan:
Morgan texts Renee, "I think there's a bomb emoji."

Inc.blot:
He summons up a big wall of vines to block the Fatter Cop and Porc getting back

Cyprien:
"I've never met this delightful young lady, but...ohhh, what a pleasant disguise, Inc.!

Morgan:
"MMmthis is weird."

Morgan:
"This way!"

Inc.blot:
"Oh my, were you infatuated with me? Haha, I don't mind!"

Breach:
"Knew you'd have it, Ig!"

Igknight:
"Well I'd hope so, uh...Re...??? Anyway, we've secured the exit route!"

Breach:
"I'll check out evidence, his phone should be there somewhere!"

Geisha:
"Ah...Well, I won't get another chance like this. Thank you!" She starts to run toward the exit, but you're ALL stopped as you enter the B block!

Geisha:
Well all of Cy and Morgan's party anyway

Imprisoned Girl:
"Oh...do I...truly deserve freedom? Has fate decided I am worthy..."

Morgan:
"No problem!"

Morgan:
Morgan thinks to himself, Oh no, maybe I should've have freed the weird one...

Kiyoko:
"I KNEW you'd try something like this! I KNEW it! I'll stop you, for Chief Catherim! If I can just hold you off..." Kiyoko snaps her whip at you! She's much more serious than usual, but, is she really a threat?"

Imprisoned Girl:
did you free her

Morgan:
shouldn't have************

Imprisoned Girl:
she's a cute goth gf who comes with her own choker

Imprisoned Girl:
what's not to like

Morgan:
she scary

Breach:
she's pointing right at it

Morgan:
"We don't want to hurt you! Just let us through."

Kiyoko:
Kiyoko lashes out - at the light fixture, tearing it down on you! "Excessive force has been authorized!"

Morgan:
oh

Inc.blot:
"Oh, dear..." DODGE, JOKER

Inc.blot:
Inc. barricades himself inside a wall of plants, but most of you prolley ain't got that power, so Quick/etc

Inc.blot:
(1, 1, 3, 4, 4, 6)
Thrice:
(2, 3, 5, 5, 5)
Thrice:
oh
Thrice:
that's uh
Thrice:
the roll

Morgan:
(4, 6)

Igknight:
"Yo, we should clear out the rifraff!"
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Penitentiary' by player Ci Tsukino (Player)

Old Policeman:
"I may only be two days from retirement, but I can handle this!"

Breach:
Renee scoops up a bin full of "to be filed" papers.

Cyprien:
(1, 2, 4, 5, 6)

Eyesoar:
(1, 4, 5)

Morgan:
we're all dying

Imprisoned Girl:
(4, 5)

Geisha:
(4, 6)

Inc.blot:
Inc. notices Cy is about to get FUCKIN WRECKED, and attempts to extend his barrier to help him! You get two extra dice!
Inc.blot uses 15 Endurance!

Breach:
She scatters them everywhere in front of them, all over Policewoman 1!

Cyprien:
(3, 5)

Inc.blot:
He grits his teeth, "Agh...S-sorry. I couldn't protect everybody..."

Breach:
Blinding +20, No Damage -20, Accuracy +10?
Inc.blot lost 14 Health!

Breach:
(1, 1, 3, 3)
Eyesoar lost 20 Health!

Eyesoar:
ow FUCK
Imprisoned Girl lost 20 Health!
Geisha lost 14 Health!

Kiyoko:
"Hahahahaha! See?! That's for the other day, inmate!"

Kiyoko:
you take 18 @morgan

Policewoman 1:
(4, 4)

Cyprien:
"Ngh...thank you for trying..agh that hurt..." Cy looks up at Kiyoko, "I apologize for my rudeness the other day, Miss Kiyoko...my behavior was unacceptable towards a lady and I hope, in time, you can come to forgive me for it. In the meantime, I really must be off. My team needs me far more than this jail does."

Policewoman 1:
The policewoman pulls out a REPLICA KATANA from a sheathe at her side and SLICES THROUGH ALL THE PAPER! "This is nothing compared to my tatami mats!!"

Breach:
shit no one told me we could have swords

Kiyoko:
"U-uh - No flattery, inmate! You're getting back in your cell!!"

Kiyoko:
I mean you COULD

Cyprien:
(4, 4, 4, 5, 5)

Igknight:
"Whoa! Is that a sword?? That's...sweet! And dangerous!"

Delinquent Girl:
The delinquent girl rattles her cage, "Hey, hey! Lemme outta here! I can help ya out!"

Rio:
Rio prepares to, as they say, sic 'em

Breach:
"Nice trick. I'm impressed!" And scared, fuck. Wasn't ready for a sword.

Kiyoko:
"I-I...I can't be swayed! N-not in this matter!" She seems a little shaken, though. She's averting her eyes from you

Kiyoko:
which probably isn't the greatest idea

Kiyoko:
morgan: yo did anyone bring any pizza? I gotta heal this concussion real quick

Breach:
"Who were you planning to tell that you sliced up weeks of paperwork though?"

Policewoman 1:
"Anything to catch a crook like you!"

Policewoman 1:
"...well, it's the first time I've ever seen someone break INTO jail, but still! regardless of how stupid you are! You belong in a cell!"

Morgan:
Morgan runs up and... tries to pry the whip from Kiyoko!

Kiyoko:
"Heh... hehe! Yes! Just stay right th--oh no"

Breach:
"Not a bad idea!"

Kiyoko:
Make your roll kid
Cyprien: (( OH WORM? breath ))

Morgan:
(1, 1, 2, 2, 5, 6)

Kiyoko:
Strong is probably your most applicable trait here

Morgan:
dfaujhfawf

Kiyoko:
to mandhandla her

Kiyoko:
(4, 5, 5)

Kiyoko:
fukin

Kiyoko:
nice

Kiyoko:
You can burn Endurance, yes

Kiyoko:
It won't recover with your next rest

Breach:
Renee holds up her hands, and falls backwards.

Kiyoko:
It's 5 end for 1 die

Morgan:
(2, 3, 4)

Morgan:
did it work

Old Policeman:
"Oh shit, she died!"

Old Policeman:
"Well, whatever. Throw her in a cell anyway."

Breach:
She slips into the cell, running backwards towards the Delinquent

Morgan:
(2, 3)

Kiyoko:
well

Kiyoko:
now it's an 8

Morgan:
im gonna cry

Kiyoko:
Kiyoko grabs your hand! She flushes a bit, but won't let go! "Nice try, weakling!"

Kiyoko:
and yes

Kiyoko:
you can awkwardly sidle past them

Breach:
"Hey." She puts an arm around her and rushes her towards the wall.

Kiyoko:
disapprovingly

Delinquent Girl:
"Whooaoaoa! What's up with you?! How'd--"

Morgan:
Morgan gets shaken back a little. "I was.. going easy on you!"

Cyprien:
Cy kind of awkwardly scoots past the two of them, "M-..my apologies again..."
Breach: (( last portal I had, just gonna zip us both out of there ))
Breach: (( and back out of the ground I fell int ))

Kiyoko:
"He-hey! Get back here, inmate!"

Kiyoko:
Kiyoko knees Morgan in the gut to get him off her!

Kiyoko:
(2, 6, 6)

Kiyoko:
oh

Breach:
"Better think twice about cells!"

Cyprien:
"Sorryyyyyyy...."

Delinquent Girl:
"Wooow...how'd you do that..."

Igknight:
"Does it matter? She did! Now hold up your end, help us out here!"

Eyesoar:
everyone stares at Morgan

Eyesoar:
pityingly

Morgan:
can i roll to counter

Morgan:
is that a thing

Morgan:
how does it work

Eyesoar:
yea sure

Morgan:
i read the book i swear

Eyesoar:
Usually you declare it first lol

Morgan:
o

Eyesoar:
But it's an attack roll

Eyesoar:
vs theirs

Eyesoar:
The loser gets no defense roll

Morgan:
Does strong also count

Eyesoar:
Strong affects damage multiplier, not the attack roll

Eyesoar:
unless you wanna dump all your Endurance into the attack rolrl

Eyesoar:
idk if I'd recommend countering her 12.

Breach:
"I'm totally expecting her to bail, I just wanted to prove a point."

Morgan:
im just gonna

Morgan:
normie

Morgan:
(1, 3)

Eyesoar:
So that's 18 damage! Her knee connects POWERFULLY, and you double over!

Kiyoko:
"I...huh...I didn't expect that to work..."

Morgan:
"Ah!" Morgan falls back.

Inc.blot:
"Don't worry! You'll be okay!"

Morgan:
"Ouchhh please stop I didn't mean it."

Eyesoar:
"I told you you were gonna die~"

Policewoman 1:
"W-what is up with you... You're some kind of...SUPER criminal!"

Policewoman 1:
"Like, is there a word for that??"

Morgan:
"You haven't been helpful this entire trip, eyesoar!"

Inc.blot:
"I have complete confidence that we will make it!"

Eyesoar:
"But I haven't been wrong yet, either~"

Eyesoar:
You all file into WOMEN'S CELL BLOCK A, where Agi has kidnapped another vaguely blonde girl, and there's a giant hole blown into the wall!

Breach:
"No one's going to blame you if you back off now. Unless you WANT to risk every single person in this prison getting out?"

Breach:
"I'd say you have enough work ahead of you already, huh?"

Policewoman 1:
"Hah! As if! The CHIEF is here! You'll never escape her!"

Breach:
oh look it's every single person in this prison

Cyprien:
"Aha, I have an idea!"

Policewoman 1:
she turns around, to see every single person in the prison

Policewoman 1:
"oh no they escaped"

Kiyoko:
"So...are uh - are you gonna fight back? This feels a little...wrong, somehow..."

Cyprien:
Cy gets around the corner, out of Kiyoko's line of sight. He holds his hand up to his face, the X burning in blue flames as his master disguise forms!
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Penitentiary' by player Ci Tsukino (Player)

Cyprien:
A clone appears and retraces its steps back to where Kiyoko was! He approaches the girl, with sexy results~

Breach:
"There you are! What happened to - ah, screw it, Marx?""

Delinquent Girl:
"That's not my name!"

Delinquent Girl:
"Hey wiat, are you just breaking out everyone??"

Breach:
"His own fault for not picking out a tag by now, seriously!"

Delinquent Girl:
"Wow! Even the arsonist! Hardcore..."

Morgan:
"Um, it probably is."

Morgan:
Morgan scurries off as Kiyoko pities him.

Cyclone:
"Ah...Miss Kiyoko, please...surely, you wouldn't want to hurt someone on my behalf..." The clone approaches awkwardly close.

Kiyoko:
"H-hey! T-this is sexual harrassment! Y-you can't do this!!" She tries to back up, hitting the wall, "S-stop, or I'm calling the poli--wait..."

Morgan:
"You just beat up a citizen!"

Morgan:
Then he scurries away into the next room.

Kiyoko:
"You attacked me first!"

Kiyoko:
"Besides, citizens are just future criminals!"

Cyprien:
Cy gives Morgan an approving nod of "I gotchu." Not wanting to talk outloud and have his clone shout out "Glad I was able to distract her" as well.

Breach:
"Single file line everyone!"

Morgan:
Morgan walking into this room: https://giphy.com/gifs/community-fire-shocked-nLhdSinRtaL2E
Thrice:
A voice echoes down the stairs, "Okay, okay! I'm here! Aw, jeez...Tatsuun, I'm gonna kill you... why'd you have to make this so embarrassing..."

Chief Catherim:
The Police Chief herself jumps down the stairs, clad in what looks suspiciously similar to a superhero outfit, like one of those Ramen Kiters you've heard about. You wanna laugh, but on the other hand, she's carrying a giant fucking railgun! And a pistol at her side. "Hands up, and I'll shoot you once!"

Breach:
I love it so much

Morgan:
"... Catherim?"

Policewoman 1:
"Chief! Thank god!"

Morgan:
"Why are you wearing that?"

Kiyoko:
"They're bullying meeeeeee!!!"
Cyprien: (( WHY ARE YOU WEARING *THAT*? ))

Morgan:
"Is this normal in every police department in this world?"

Breach:
"Whoo! Rocking the look, Cath!"

Chief Catherim:
"Q-quiet! I won't have this mockery! That's it, I've upped the ante! Two shots!"

Morgan:
"I mean, I'll have two shots with you after this is over, sure."

Cyprien:
"Oh my god..."

Chief Catherim:
She reels back with the gigantic railgun, aiming it vaguely in your direction! "T-that's not what I meant!"

Chief Catherim:
(1, 3)

Morgan:
"It's been so stressful, you don't even know."

Breach:
oh she's ADORABLE

Chief Catherim:
The shot goes totally wide!

Morgan:
"OH MY GOD."

Chief Catherim:
And destroys the Women's C Block entirely!

Morgan:
"You were totally gonna shoot me."

Morgan:
"It didn't even hit me, yet... I'm hurt..."

Chief Catherim:
It rips a GIANT, pulsating crater into the ground, tearing straight through the wall!

Chief Catherim:
"Look, I don't know who you are, but stop talking to me so casually!"

Breach:
"...Now THAT is a gun."

Inc.blot:
"T-that almost hit me..."

Policewoman 1:
The police woman steps in the way!"

Policewoman 1:
-"

Morgan:
Morgan sighs, mildly offended. "Can we just leave?"

Breach:
Breach nudges the delinquent. "Hey. 10 bucks if you just go and deck her."
Cyprien: (( Go get her, Morgan. ))

Old Policeman:
"Chief, aim better!"

Delinquent Girl:
"Ten bucks?! Hell no! At least fifty!"

Delinquent Girl:
she kinda shouted it

Chief Catherim:
"NO! Why would I let you just leave?!"

Chief Catherim:
She takes the pistol at her side, and shoots at the closest person!

Chief Catherim:
closest non-officer

Morgan:
wat

Breach:
Old Policeman

Chief Catherim:
which

Breach:
he will be missed

Chief Catherim:
is morgan

Chief Catherim:
(1, 1, 3, 4, 5, 5, 6)

Cyprien:
"This is exceedingly bad...the deputy said she's the shoot first...shoot a whole lot and then ask questions lat-...yep, see?"

Breach:
(2, 2, 3, 4, 6)

Chief Catherim:
(1, 3, 6, 6)

Morgan:
"AH!" Morgan tries to dodge the bullet!

Morgan:
(1, 1, 1, 2, 6)

Morgan:
oh

Inc.blot:
none of these fuckers have quick

Morgan:
im actually gonna die

Inc.blot:
(1, 6)

Morgan:
"Catherim, whyyyy"
Thrice:
It's not a real bullet - it's a tazer
Thrice:
But you're still gonna die
Thrice:
That's 8 damage!
Thrice:
unless anyone wants to try jumping in the way to save him

Chief Catherim:
"STOP CALLING ME BY MY NAME!"

Breach:
"Cashing in that favor!"

Chief Catherim:
"How do you even KNOW my name??"

Breach:
Renee rushes up and pushes the policewoman. "Help!"

Delinquent Girl:
"Huh? Wha--oh, hell yeah!"

Delinquent Girl:
She TACKLES the bitch toward Morgan!

Delinquent Girl:
(1, 1, 4, 4, 5)

Policewoman 1:
(5, 6)

Policewoman 1:
"WHAT THE HELL?!"

Cyprien:
"...this is wild."
Policewoman 1 lost 12 Health!

Chief Catherim:
"Eep! Sorry! Jerard, stop them from getting away!"
Cyprien has received initiative.

Old Policeman:
TIME TO BEAT UP PROSTITUTES LIKE IT'S SAN ANDREAS

Old Policeman:
(1, 3, 4, 6)

Geisha:
(2, 5)

Morgan:
Morgan quits cowering as the policewoman takes his shot. "AHH, I don't know your name but thanks and I like your shirt!"
Geisha lost 2 Health!

Geisha:
nah

Geisha:
she's actually an oiran named Geisha
Breach: (( does Policewoman have a weapon on her to salvage? ))

Geisha:
just a coincidence

Geisha:
"O-ow... Help me, someone!"

Delinquent Girl:
"Yeah I know! Can't believe they let me keep it!"

Policewoman 1:
The woman is too stunned to attack

Inc.blot:
Inc uh, pushes through everybody, and erects another wall of vines, in the way of Catherim! "I'm sure this'll work!"

Morgan:
"Why didn't you do that sooooneeeer!"

Eyesoar:
"Cuz there's no way it's gonna work, ahaha~"

Morgan:
"Are you even on our side?!"

Eyesoar:
"Did you see what it did to the wall? Run, run away!!"

Eyesoar:
yea

Eyesoar:
"Without my blades, I'm dead weight! Sorry....~"

Cyprien:
"That would sound like our best bet...we definitely want to be far away before the deputy shows up again..."

Morgan:
Morgan runs over to Breach and Pepe le Pew. "We gotta get everyone outta here!"
Cyprien: (( OH WORM? ))

Igknight:
"Okay, well...I'll hold her off! Uh, I look like...I'm in the best shape, so..."

Igknight:
she's gonna die

Chief Catherim:
"Okay, now you're just messing with me!"

Breach:
"Even if we do escape, she still has that gun! Do we have any more explosives?"

Chief Catherim:
The chief leans back, and the railgun starts to charge! It's building up even more energy than before!

Chief Catherim:
"There's NO WAY I'll miss this time!!!"

Breach:
well, knowing YOU...

Cyprien:
"Ah, yes! I had no need for the explosive after all; he simply unlocked the door in the chaos." He takes ten to lightly, underhanded toss the bomb to Renee

Chief Catherim:
Light erupts all across the hallway, sparking from Cath's GUN'S

Chief Catherim:
It hasn't fired yet but it's FUKN BOUTTA

Chief Catherim:
"I don't know who you mysterious criminals are, but I'm going to shoot!"

Breach:
"Oh. ...well I GUESS that works."

Morgan:
"Don't hurt her! ... But uh yeah please stop her."

Breach:
(3, 6)

Breach:
catchu

Delinquent Girl:
"Yeah, kill the cops!"

Morgan:
"Whoa."
Cyprien has received initiative.

Breach:
I'm gonna DODGEROLL over the counter

Breach:
(1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 6, 6)

Policewoman:
Man, sure is noisy back there

Policewoman:
Journalists, I tell you

Policewoman:
makin

Policewoman:
noise

Policewoman:
you uh, dodge the

Policewoman:
counter

Policewoman:
it wasn't really ATTACKING you

Policewoman:
but you have dodgened it

Breach:
well SINCE I GOT THE 18 can I slide under the counter here

Breach:
and schlap the bomb on
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brahman Penitentiary' by player Ci Tsukino (Player)

Chief Catherim:
HMM

Chief Catherim:
(2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

Chief Catherim:
You slap the bomb on the fucking gun! It's gonna blow!

Chief Catherim:
And kill everybody!

Breach:
"Drop it and run!"

Chief Catherim:
"Hey! Don't touch my gun!"

Chief Catherim:
"This was expensive! No slapping!"

Breach:
schlap

Cyprien:
"We should...exit. Very quickly."

Chief Catherim:
"You know how many of your taxdollars went toward this thing?! More than the education sector, I bet!"

Breach:
"Save it!"

Chief Catherim:
She ain't droppin it

Chief Catherim:
she hasn't even noticed the bomb

Chief Catherim:
She just saw you walk up and slap her gun on the ass

Morgan:
"Everyone get out!"

Delinquent Girl:
"Don't gotta tell me twice!"

Eyesoar:
"Want me to carry you, Red~?"

Breach:
Renee raises her visor, looking her in the eyes. "Drop the gun and move, Cath!"

Breach:
(2, 4, 4, 4)

Cyprien:
Cy stands by the hole in the wall, waving everyone to GET THE FUCK THROUGH AND GET THE FUCK OUT.

Morgan:
"Ah, just get outta here!" Morgan scurries out.

Chief Catherim:
you probably need a bit more context than that - Catherim doesn't know there's a bomb, and she doesn't know who you are. She just sees you as some criminal telling her to drop her weapon for some reason

Breach:
I raised my visor so she'd see my face yeah

Chief Catherim:
"W-wait! Why are you here?!"

Chief Catherim:
"...oh...right..."

Chief Catherim:
"W-wiat! How'd you know it was me?! My disguise is perfect!!"

Breach:
"It really is!"

Cyprien:
"Hello?! Explosive! Everyone out...!"

Chief Catherim:
"B-but...that doens't mean I can go easy on you! Ugh...I shouldn't have trusted you vandals..."

Chief Catherim:
Cy: Hewwo??

Cyprien:
UwU...

Morgan:
OwO is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Chief Catherim:
cy is the biggest, most powerful cumdump in the whole wiiide city

Cyprien:
No comment.

Breach:
"Cath! Bomb! Gun!" Renee pulls the tape, waving it aggressively in her face. "Move!"

Morgan:
geisha and arsonist girl owo

Breach:
u have X seconds

Chief Catherim:
"W-what...? A bomb?! You're trying to blow me up, now?! I knew you were vandals, but to this extent! You're incapable of redemption!"

Cyprien:
"Ladies first, Morgan. Especially in times of great crisis." He motions for Eyesoar and Deligirl to gtfo this police station.

Breach:
"If I wanted you blown up would I have TOLD YOU ABOUT THE BOMB?"

Morgan:
"Urgh, why do you talk like you're wearing a fedora?"

Chief Catherim:
She drops the railgun, the hefty machine CLANGING against the ground, far too heavy to just up and toss. She pulls her other gun, aiming it Renee, "N-now...say goodbye!"

Silver:
Hewwo? Pwease hewp me. Don't weave me hewe...Oh no...this pwace is going to expwode...

Morgan:
oh m ygod renees gonna die
Unresolved value "dice".
Chief Catherim uses 20 Endurance!

Chief Catherim:
(1, 1, 2, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 5)

Morgan:
not the dog owo

Chief Catherim:
goddamn

Cyprien:
"Forgive me for having manners."

Chief Catherim:
She aims at Renee, trying to blast her away with all her force!

Breach:
I think I can just get carried by my natural quick/evasive rolls lol

Chief Catherim:
buuuut her aim's not great in this time of crisis so you can probably dodge that

Breach:
(1, 2, 2, 3, 5, 5, 5, 6)

Chief Catherim:
"Oh...I guess you didn't...need that..."

Inc.blot:
well

Inc.blot:
Shit

Inc.blot:
I ain't got the time to erect a barrier

Inc.blot:
(2, 5)
Inc.blot lost 10 Health!

Morgan:
omg

Morgan:
after all he's done for us...

Breach:
"Inc? What are you doing back here? We have to get out!"

Inc.blot:
The tazer hits him in the chest, but it doesn't kill him! "A-agh...I-I'll be fine...Don't worry about me!"

Inc.blot:
"Everyone else is in worse shape!"

Igknight:
not me

Igknight:
i'm good
Cyprien: (( Eyesoar is good too. ))
Cyprien: (( BUT NOBODY WILL FUCKING LEAVE. ))

Igknight:
Iggy grabs the geisha, and Eyes takes Holly and Morgan's hand, and they both run for it!
Thrice:
Everyone's making for the exit, and Inc flips over the counter just as the bomb goes off!

Silver 1:
we're gonna FUCKING DIE

Silver:
I've made peace with my god.

Silver:
Also, I'm not actually here right now. I'm just a hallucination by a dying Kiyoko.

Morgan:
we're in limbo

Silver:
"Thou hast fallen and lost thy life, unbeknowst to thee the name of the thief. Thou hast lost thy wager and becomest but a cog to the strong. So thy rehabilitation endeth incomplete, and thy baseless indignity shall become reality..."

Silver:
https://youtu.be/jcYzZjIpSek

Chief Catherim:
You all bail out of the building, Inc and Renny included, but as you run away, the whole thing goes up in electrified smoke! The giant field of electricity radiates out from the building, enveloping all in its path! You stumble into the parking lot, but the field is right behind you! It's encroaching quickly, electrocuting everything in its path!
Cyprien: (( So wait, we have a chance. ))

Cyprien:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfGL8jx36Ik

Morgan:
"Keep running!"

Breach:
"Ohh crap! I should have placed that charge better!"

Cyprien:
"No really?!" Cy cries out in exasperation. He stumbles over himself briefly before regaining his footing.
Cyprien: (( Where's our goddamn cat van? ))
Thrice:
It's about to catch up to you completely, and to make matters worse, a fuckin trailer TRUCK is making a beeline straight for you! Does this place never fuckin' give up?! But wait, this one's different than the gold-plated one from before, and it doesn't look like a police truck. Looks kinda...extra, really. It's adorned with insignias of roses, and out the open back, a gruff voice yells, "GET IN, DUMBASS!" at Cy

Breach:
"You say that like you had a better idea! Jesus, what was she USING a gun like that for anyway?!"

Pomp:
we don't do cats, kid
Cyprien: (( Cat van, alright! ))

Pomp:
"What the hell did you guys DO??"

Cyprien:
"Jailbreak! Explain later! Get in the van!" he shouts, waving everyone on ahead.

Breach:
"More than we bargained for!"

Cyprien:
Cy lowers his head and pumps his arms as fast as he can and hops up, scrambling into the back of the truck. He quickly turns around and gets ready to help the next person in, "Hurry!"

White Belle:
The woman in the passenger side croons, "I see you've amassed quite the number of adjutants yourself..."

Bangs:
of course, the blind one is driving

Bangs:
naturally

Morgan:
"... Are these your friends, Cy?"

Cyprien:
"Looks like I owe you again. You're becoming a real expensive date, Miss Belle..."

Igknight:
damn

Igknight:
that guy's like half the size of the truck

Morgan:
how do we fit

Breach:
we just fit

Breach:
Tardis truck

Cyprien:
Cy hangs out the back of the van, his hair blowing from the rushing wind, "Ahaha, well that was truly something else...!" he gives the fucking demolished police station a salute with his free hand.
Cyprien: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjLWGyx4zoA ))
Thrice:
The station's not GONE, though the A block is pretty badly damaged. The entire place is totally off the power grid now
Thrice:
tho

Renee:
"I hope Cath made it..."

Policewoman:
real loud back there

Fatter Cop:
but what about ME

Fatter Cop:
what if I died??

Morgan:
"Maybe we should've planned better..."

Pomp:
"You know, I didn't think you guys had the balls to pull some kinda stunt like that."

Delinquent Girl:
"That was fuckin' AWESOME! When're we doin' that again??"

Cyprien:
Cy pulls himself back into the van, "You had me a little lost with the whole bubble thing, but I think we pulled it off nicely in the end...!"

Delinquent Girl:
oh go

Delinquent Girl:
d

Renee:
"I promise you I was going somewhere with that."

Delinquent Girl:
the ubbles just

Delinquent Girl:
conducted the electricity

Delinquent Girl:
toward the other blocks

Delinquent Girl:
that was her plan all along

Chief Catherim:
i'll have you know

Chief Catherim:
i'm double arresting you for this

Morgan:
"... So what's everyone's name and fun fact...?"

Delinquent Girl:
"I'm Clover! Man, I'm so glad this crazy bitch grabbed me!"

Cyprien:
"Right...we did pick up a few more people along the way..."

Pomp:
(1, 4, 5)

Pomp:
you escape my sight...for now....

Delinquent Girl:
"So how many pigs ya think kicked it from that?"

Cyprien:
"Not too bad for a bunch of amateurs, eh?"

Renee:
"Wasn't just going to let you rot in there."

Geisha:
"Oh my...this is far more than I ever envisioned..."

Morgan:
Morgan takes off his mask. "Phew, I can breathe so much better."

Morgan:
"I dunno, 2, 3, 17, what do you think, Renee? HM? HMM?"

Inc.blot:
pls don't grab my ass renee

Renee:
no promises

Igknight:
"This is not what I signed up for."

Renee:
"I-i'm sure they'll be fine...? I don't know! I just panicked at the end, she was going to shoot us even if we did get away!"

Cyprien:
Cy's mask burns away because rule of cool, "But...regardless, thank you all..."

Eyesoar:
"Ahahahaha~~ She'd shoot us, she'd shoot us! Wow, everyone's nuts, huh??"

Eyesoar:
esp our couch for some reason

Pomp:
"Yeah, well...I mean, the boss needs ya. We got unfinished business, after all. I expected to hafta break you outta there, but, damn, you really went full throttle, huh?"

Inc.blot:
"This went exactly as I surmised it would!"

Cyprien:
"Ahaha...I suppose we do, don't we?"

Renee:
"DID IT THOUGH?"
Cyprien: (( FOUGHT IT OUT IN THE DEBRIS... ))

Igknight:
"I don't buy it! I'm amazed we survived at all..."

Igknight:
"We almost died!"

Policewoman 1:
yea...almost....

Policewoman 1:
so bad for u....

Imprisoned Girl:
"But that is not what fate had in store... we have greater things to aspire to..."

Imprisoned Girl:
greater demons to summon

Cyprien:
"Well, I'm not sure of the situation now...but the deputy had said he'd try and get the cops off our...well, my, back once you had broken me out...he was counting on it..."

Inc.blot:
"I'm positive he will hold to his word!"

Cyprien:
"Ah...my phone...I don't suppose anyone had time to grab that..."

Morgan:
"I think that was before we blew up the place and his wife."

Cyprien:
"Not that I would've expected anyone to look for it..."

Eyesoar:
"We're all gonna die~"

Morgan:
girlfriend*

Morgan:
idk

Cyprien:
"Ahaha, I adore your upbeat demeanor!"

Eyesoar:
"Hey, hey...where are we going?"

Renee:
"I was hoping to, but... life had other plans."
Cyprien: (( Life Will Change ))

Xiri:
"Look at what you've done, and weep."

Xiri:
"Now how will you get that breakfast feast?"

Morgan:
"We're all gonna die~"

Pomp:
"We're goin' to the boss' hideout. We got business to settle. Don't worry, we ain't gonna kill ya..."

Cyprien:
"Ahahaha, see? It's contagious. You're good energy!" He smiles faintly at Eyesoar.

Morgan:
Morgan slumps back into whatever he's sitting on. "It never endsssssssssssssss"

Renee:
strongly considering just leaving the car and going back

Bangs:
To piss on everyone's corpses?