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> You chuckle softly and look at the two.
"I guess its decided. Friends 'til the end"
> With that said, you put your hand on their hooves.
"All right. You two both know what you have gotten into right? "
>"Anon, stop worrying! We got your back" Dash was now fully back to her usual self.
>"And....I'll help too..." Fluttershy was a timid one, but she always put her friends first. 
>You smile at both of them.
"Great! No-uhf!" 
> In a poof a purple powder a sack gets tossed into your arms.
"What th-?"
>It was bundled in cloth, on top of it a note.
>"I hope this gets to you, you never leave home without it. I'll wait for you to come home-
"-Love Twilight..."
>What perfect timing, Twi's being a big help without even realizing it.
>You owe her more help than ever now.
> You check inside the backpack.
> Thank the based gods, you have everything you need. 
> Well most, the porno mags were thrown away because Spike got into them.
> You check the ammo box
>10 shells...
> You take out the Winchester and check the barrels.
> 1 in the chamber
> You load the other with a shell and put them back inside.
>You sling the pack over your shoulders.
"All right. Do you guys know where we are?"
> You ask making sure you can pull the gun out in an instant.
> They both shake their head.
>"Nothing...seems familiar..." says Fluttershy, looking around
>"I'll just fl-"
"No!"
> The sudden raise in the tone of your voice put Dash's wings down.
"I'm sorry Dash, I really wish you could, but right now...right now we have people following us. You flying up there would attract some attention."
> She nodded slowly. 
"From now on, just do as I say. And we'll get back home with no problem."
> They stand at attention. Their front leg in a salute.
"And one more thing..."
> They look at you with ears at the ready
"If we ever do get into trouble, and we can't do anything...I want you two to fly away as fast as you can. Dont ever stop, no matter what you hear."
>"Bu-"
"You fly away! Got it?!"
> they nod 
"Good. Now c'mon, we gotta find out where we are."
> You begin walking in a random direction, the two girls following behind
> You look around for anything that looks familiar. 
> Alas, nothing looks to resemble anything.
> You reach for your pack of smokes.
> You take one out and check the box.
> 3 left.
> Gotta make them count.
> You take one your matches and rub it against the tree, making it light.
> You bring it to the cigarette, lighting the addictive tube.
> You take a nice slow drag.
> You exhale the smoke, letting it waiver before waving your hand to dissipate it.
>"Anon..!"
> You turn to face Fluttershy.
"Yeah?"
>"Dash found a path..."
> Dash you lovable scamp!
"Fuck yeah! Maybe that'll lead us back to town."
> Dash beamed at your answer. Her smile as wide as her mane. 
> You pet her and follow the path.
> A fork in the road
> How cliche...
>"I think we should take the right path"
>"I uhm...I think the left is better.."
> Nothing is ever easy.
> The left path has a river right beside it, no trees over head to protect you from being detected, but is easy to camp by.
> The right path has much cover, but mostly covered in brambles and rough terrain. 

> The left side does seem to be great for camping and drinking water, plus it may lead to a town, but its too open.
"We have to go right. I'm sorry Fluttershy, but we may as well have targets on our head if we go that way."
> She nods slowly 
"I'm...sorry..."
> You pet her head
"Buck up Kiddo."
> You take one last drag of your cigarette and stomp it out.
> You head right with the others, navigating the bramble bushes and branches.
>"Awooo!!"
>You instinctively grab your gun
>"Timberwolves..." said Dash quietly as Fluttershy ran under your legs and cowered.
> You keep moving forward, gun at the ready.
> Growls and snarls are surrounding you, yellow eyes watching, waiting. 

> You are now Twilight.
> You hope that the backpack made it to Anon.
> You did the math twice, so it should have.
> Nothing really noteworthy happened to you.
>*knock knock*
>"Who is that?" You ask, walking towards the door.
> You open it to see two ponies in uniform.
>"Ms. Sparkle?" One asked
>"Yes, that's me" you reply
>"You are close to someone named Anon, no?"
>You nod
> Oh no, did something happen?
>"Why? What's wrong?"
>"Do you know his whereabouts?"
> You shake your head.
>"All I know is that he went with some of our mutual friends to go see the Wonderbolts show."
> They both look at each other.
>"Miss, do you have any idea what happened today?"

> You are now Anon
>*BANG* direct hit in the wolf.
> Tiny pieces scatter as more keep coming.
"Keep moving!"
> You yell as you take another shot. 
> Miss
> The two girls are right behind you as you walk backwards, fending off the damn invasion.
> These gunshots are gonna attract more unwanted attention than needed.
> You reach into your bag f-
> No, no, no. You can't be out of ammo already!
> You hold the gun by the barrel and begin to swing it frantically, hoping to connect at least once.
> It isn't working, and the wolves know you aren't dangerous anymore.
> They move slowly, waiting for their chance to strike.
> Guess you really aren't made for wilderness. 
> You take out the canteen and open it.
> One last drink...
> Wait, alcohol!
> You throw the whiskey on the ground, spilling it all over.
> You light a match and throw it on the spilled liquor.
"Run now!"
> You needn't say much more as you turned away from the fire.
> Embers continued to make a barrier between you and the wolves.
> Although you managed to set the forest on fire in the process. 

> You come to a clearing, slowing down and making sure you aren't being followed.
> The two ponies are panting
>"Anon, you were...AWESOME!" Dash shouted as she reenacted the gun shots.
>"You did...what you had to Anon..." Fluttershy said
> You nodded.
> Yeah, killing things isn't that hard for you.
> Especially when its not just your life in danger now.
> The forest fire seems to be spreading away from you.
> Not sure ho-
> Oh, Dash is just putting out the one near you three.
> Nice!
"Its getting dark you two."
> They nodded
>"Are we gonna sleep here?" Asked Rainbow Dash
>You didn't know. It was safe enough to sleep until morning, but you also needed to find a town. 
> You sit and lay down. 
"We'll rest here for the night. We'll find a town in the morning."
> You yawned and in turn the two yawn as well.
> You use the backpack as a pillow of sorts.>
 Not very comfortable but what do?
> The two ponies lay down on each side of you, snuggling up for warmth.
> You put your arms around them
> They only snuggle closer.
> They both are very cute, and hell you might even find them attractive. 
> But this isn't a time to fantasize about anything.
> You follow the ponies' lead and fall asleep.

>"Mmf..."
> You wrinkle your nose and yawn silently
> What was that noise?
> You rub your eyes and open them a smidge.
>"Ahh..~"
> In front of you was something you thought you'd never see. 
> Rainbow Dash is rubbing her sweet spot.
> You little soldier stood at attention.
>"Oh yes~ Just like that Anon...~" she lusted
> Wait, she just said your name.
> Oh hell yes
> You crawl up behind her and smile evily
"Does it feel good Dashy?"
>"Oh ye- Ahhh!" She jumps at the sight of you
>"What are you doing?!" She yelled, her cheeks now crimson
"I heard you calling out, so I came to help" 
>She plays with her hooves.
>"W-well...I mean...we can try that..."
> She's really cute when she's nervous.
> You wait no further and drop your pants.
> You commando is ready to go into battle.
> She stares at it for a bit.
> "Oh Anon...why have you been hiding this from me?"
> She begins to lick the tip, then sucking on it
> Her tongue feels amazing around your member.
> She begins to bob her head, reaching the base with no problem.
"A-ah, Dash"
> "You like that Anon?" She says in a very sultry tone
> You can't answer, it feels too good.
>"Do you Anon? Anon? ANON?!" 

> You jerk your head up and meet Dash's head full force
>"Dammit!" She yelled "Fuck my head!"
>You hold your head as you can feel the blood pounding 
>"Anon!" She yelled once more "Come on, we gotta go!"
> You look up at her
>"We found a town! We can go back home!"
"Seriously? Lets go!"
> You jump up instantly, grab your things and follow Dash.

> You are now Twilight.
> You looked through tons of books last night.
> You tried all you could to appeal to the Princesses but to no avail.
> You recall what the officers said.
>"Anon is on death row right now. Any guard or officer that sees Anon is ordered to kill."
>"Dammit! I gotta prove its wrong!"
> you continue to search books for the answers you need 

> You are now Anon
> You have just finished buying supplies for the journey home.
> All three are well fed and nourished.
> You can't help but think of last night's amazing dream.
> Houston, we have a problem.
>You try to calm your manhood down, and so the girls do not see.
> Crisis averted, systems are green
>You continue walking with them, idle chatter and such
>"Hey Anon, you think we're gonna get Twilight to help with the Princess?" Dash asked
>"Yeah...I mean she would be able to stop this...wouldn't she?"
> You nod
"First we gotta get home, and we can sort everythi-"
>*Click*
> A sharp pain lodged itself into the back of your knee.
"Ack!"
>"ANON!" Both girls yelled
"Stay back!"
>You pull out your Winchester.
"Where are you ya bastard?!"
>*click*
> Another shot through the other knee.
> You drop to the ground
"Both of you, run!"
> You yell as you keep looking for your attacker
>The two stand behind trees, they aren't gonna leave you.
>You sit in pain for a good bit.
> Nothing but pure silence 
> That bastard, whoever they were.
> You take off your shirt and rip it in half.
>You tie the pieces around the wounds.
> You can't stand, now going home just got harder. 

>The two ponies run to help you.
> You look up at them
"What did I say you guys?"
> They looked down and mumbled 
> You try to stand, but end up falling back down each attempt
>You told the two girls to keep a lookout, maybe they could find the attacker.
>You lean against a tree and wince in pain at the pressure on your knees.
>"Anon, just lean on me and shy. We'll get there faster" Dash pulled up to your side and Shy did the same on the other side.
>You take steps bit by bit, each one more painful than the last
> This is gonna be a long day...

> You are now Twilight
> You've managed to convince the Princesses to give Anon a trial.
> Thank the gods for books
> Now all you have to figure out is who would frame Anon?
> Maybe they would have something to do with Anon's appearance in Ponyville
>"I've bought you some more time at least..." 

> You are now Fluttershy.
> You can't sleep.
> You look over to see the others sleeping.
> How can they sleep after everything.
> Especially Anon, he took a bullet through each knee!
> You sigh softly.
> You look up at the sky.
> The moon looks much bigger tonight.
> You look back down at Anon.
> He looks so peaceful in his sleep.
> Much more relaxed than when he's awake
> Why does your heart beat faster just by looking at him?
> You lean down, your face near his.
>Just one little kiss wouldn't be a problem...
> You come close to touching his lips with yours.
>"I...can't do it..."
> You lay back down and move in as close as you can to Anon.
>"Good Night..." 

> You are now Anon
>You feel sunshine hitting your face.
>You grumble and rubs your eyes.
> Soon you sit up, you open your eye, getting adjusted to the light.
> You look around for the girls and see no sign of them.
"Probably went to go find some food."
> You nodded and sat still, awaiting their return

>"Yes, yes, this one will do good. They were with Anon weren't they?"
>*tsk click*
>"Well then, how about we give Anon a proper introduction?" 

"Okay, they've been gone for way too long."
> You grab onto the nearest tree and pull yourself up to your legs
> Its stings but not unbearable.
> Suddenly a small breeze rolls in. 
> You feel something cold on your neck.
> Shit, that's a knife.
>"Mornin' Anan" said the mysterious figure. 
> You gulped
"Morning.."
>"Nah don't worreh, I jus came to leave ya this."
> He hands you a small diamond shaped crystal.
> And as suddenly as he appeared, he vanished.
"What the hell was that?"
> You touch your neck, right where the blade was touching.
> You're surprised that your legs didn't give just then.
> You look at the crystal.
>It doesn't seem special at all. Just a regular ol-
> Is that shit glowing?
> You place your finger on it and a beam of light shoots out.
> The light becomes smaller and flattens out like a screen.
>The screen shows a picture.
> A picture of...shit...

> Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash...
> They're unconscious. 
> Out of the corner a hooded figure walks onto the screen.
>"Salutations Anon" 
"Who are you? And why do you have my friends?"
>"Well, how does this jog your memory?"
> He takes off his hood.> Wait a minute, that motherfucker looks like you. 
> Well, his nose is a bit higher and his ear are bigger.
> Right then and there realization strikes
"Were you the fucker who set the bomb off during the Wonderbolts' shows!?"
> He chuckled and raised his hand "Guilty as charged~"
"Do you have any fucking idea what I've been going through after that happened?! I've been beaten up, shot, and I've been running from everything!"
>"Oh, I know. After all, I've planned all that. The bombing, the chase, and I even had my sniper shoot your knees off."
"But why? What the fuck did I do to you?!"
> He laughed, a disturbingly loud laugh. 
>"The better question is, what /didn't/ you do to me. I came into this world under your same circumstances Anon. I was scared, alone and needed help. The only who actually cared was..."
>he walked over to the yellow pegasus and stroked her cheek softly with the back of his hand, "my darling Fluttershy...." 
>"But everyone else! They all rejected me! Found me disgusting, strange even. And they never took the time to talk to me, I tried so damn hard to fit in!" 
>he punched the wall in between the cells the two girls were in.
>"And you, you little fucker do the same thing, and they instantly make you their friend! Even Apple Fuckin' Jack! What the fuck do you have that I don't?!"
"Whoever the fuck you are, let the ponies go."
> He looked straight at you, his eyes pitch black. "Ah, yes, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Anom. And no I will not let them go. Well, at least not unless you complete my challenges." 
> You chuckle softly, in complete disbelief 
"Challenge? Is this a fucking game to you?"
> Anom nodded and smiled a wicked smile "Of course. A lot of the citizens treat many things as a game, so why shouldn't I?"
"Because its their fucking lives you sociopath!"
>"Oh but its not just theirs, its everypony under the sun of Celestia and the moon of Luna. So do you accept the challenge?"
"Its not like I have a say in this matter. So of course I accept it. But what exactly is it?"
>"All in due time Anon. Speaking of time, you might want some to prepare. So I'll give you a month. In one month, the crystal will open a portal. You fail to step through, well, lets just say it'll be an explosive experience. And don't worry, ill take care of these two." 
> He laughed his awful laugh, and the crystal shut off. 
"Don't worry you two, ill get you out.."

> You are now Rainbow Dash.
> You ears flick as something that can be comparable to a screech enter them.
> "Ah...five more minutes..." you mumble as your eyes slowly open.
> You go to rub your eyes but you find that you can't.
>"Huh..?" You turn to look and see that you aren't next to Anon anymore.
> You also see that your legs are shackled to iron bars.
>"Huh? Um, help. Anyone!?"
> You move your legs to grab anyone's attention.
>"Calm down Dashy. No need to be afraid."
>"Wh-What? Who's there?!" A door opens and a gut-wrenching stench enters the room
>"Don't you remember me Dash?"
> You look over towards the direction of the voice
>"Oh no..." you say softly 

> You are now Anon.
>And boy you have no idea what you're gonna do
>That damn Anom, threatening the lives of many innocent people, ponies? 
> Whatever! All that matters is that you have to stop him and save Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.
>You shake your head and grunt in frustration.
"Okay Anon. Okay. Think about it. You have a month until the challenge takes place. More than enough time to get ready."
> You finally reach the entrance of Ponyville. 
"Thank...the based gods..."
> You fall from exhaustion and stress

> You are now Twilight
>You lay down on the couch.
> All this stress is catching up to you.
> The front door flings open. 
> Its Rarity and she looks like she's about to cry.
>"Twilight...its Anon..." 
> You jump from the couch
>"He's all right?" You ask hopefully
>"Follow me.." Rarity said walking out the doorway.
> You do as she says.
> No less than 3 steps are a group of ponies gathered around a single area.
> You run towards them and push past.
>"Oh Celestia..."
> There on the floor is Anon.
> He's barely breathing as the doctors are trying to get him to wake up.
> Shock after shock with a defibrillator doesn't do the trick.
> Ivs are sticking out of both his arms and a blood pack to boot.
> You slowly walk up to the fallen human, trying not to sob
> You lean your head down and put your ear on his chest.
> Its still beating, but very faint.
>You take the defib device from the doctors and infuse it with your magic.
> You shock him time after time, hoping to get a reaction. 
> A simple twitch would suffice!

> You are now Anon.
> You yawn softly and stretch out.
> You always loved sleeping in, but could never do it as often as you'd like.
>"Anon! Breakfast is ready!"
> Aww yiss. Mom's pancakes are the tits.
> you quickly get up and run downstairs.
> There they were, golden brown and begging to be eaten
>"Morning Anon, ready for your big day?"
"What big day?" 
> You dive into the pancakes
>"Well you have to take that boys Anom's challenge don't you?" she asked 
> Wait, what the hell did she just say?
"Come again mom?"
>"That challenge you have to win to save Ponyville. That's coming up soon isn't it?"
"Mom, how do you know about that?"
> The walls of your house seem to be pressing in on you.
> "Are you gonna...win...son?" Your mother asked in a very distorted voice
>In a flash your surroundings vanish, as does your mother
> A light flips on, showing Fluttershy in a cage with Rainbow Dash
>"Anon's gonna be here soon Flutters...and we'll go back to living our lives...like normal"
> Fluttershy dissapears leaving Dash alone. Scared and crying
>"Why Anon...I thought we were friends...friends til the end!!!"
> Those last words rang in your ears like sirens. 
> You jolt up, finally awake and drenched in sweat.
> "Anon! Guys, Anon's awake!"
> next thing you know, you're being hugged by ponies one and all.
>"Oh darling...you had us worried sick.." Rarity said behind sobs
>"Don't ever play that joke again!!" Pinkie yelled as tears cascades down her cheeks.
>"Ya big lug. Jus' wake up faster nex' time..."
> Even Applejack was choking up a bit.
> Last but not least was Twilight. 
> She didn't say anything, her tears said enough.
>She walked up and hugged you as tight as she could.
>"Welcome home Anon..." she finally said 
> That's right, you are home.
> But you still need to bring back two more.