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Tower of God 3 - 135 Translations

Narrator: Three days after Khun was captured 

[Po Bidau Mothership Public Library.]


Pudidy: This is such a drag. It's books for breakfast, lunch, dinner here. Who the hell even started this event?

Holan: It's their family head himself. Apparently he's been at this since they Ten Family Heads were still climbing the Tower...

Pudidy: I think I'm starting to understand why our family head wants to fight the Po Bidau family.

Extra: Are you heading in now, our castaway guests?

Pudidy: ...! Hello.

Extra: Are you finding inner peace from these books?

Pudidy: Ah, uh, yeah, sure.. Thanks to these books we're finding a shit load of inner peace. (I sleep well every night.)

Extra: Now that I think about it, you are lucky, castaway guests. 

Holan: Excuse me?

Extra: You came to the mothership at the perfect timing, getting to see the Family Head himself conduct a Book Recital.

Pudidy: The Family Head himself?

Extra: Yes. Soon, the family head will conduct a Book Recital // and all aboard the Mothership will come to watch.

Season 3 - Declaration of War 2


Narrator: Last Week of Book Recital Season, The day of the Family Head's Book Recital.

Pudidy: Yet more books... What a headache... // I get that they're an entire family of bookworms, but do they really need to have the head of the family come read for them too, right? How long is the thing?

Holan: 6 hours. Because he had to cancel last time, they're having an extended session this time apparently.

Pudidy: Damn it! This is insane!! FUCK!!

Holan: But if you think about it, we're seeing the head of the Po Bidau family in person for six whole hours. This would be unthinkable for our family head.

Pudidy: Well, yeah, but that's not unique to our family. Having the head of the family make so many public appearnaces is certainly unique to the Po Bidau family. Even the Ha Family, you don't get to see the family head unless you're a finalist at their Martial Arts tournament... // I mean, our family head may be a shut in, but at least he's better at chess than theirs.

(Big Ship Glowing)

Pudidy: That's him..! // He's...

Perseus: I've only seen him in pictures...

Narrator: Head of the Po Bidau Family

Gustang: Be silent,

Narrator: Po Bidau Gustang...!

Gustang: And heed these words.

Narrator: Those were heavy and quiet first words. He did not raise his voice, but those first words were enough for all gathered there 
to feel an enormous power. 

Gustang: The First Chapter.

Gustang: Hear these words. "In this place - a band of evildoers have been hidden among us. From another family, they come, spreading heretical rumors, and have defiled history. In the name of curiosity they have distorted truth, and with crude smiles and laughter they seek to hide their sins.

Pudidy: What is he talking about? It doesn't sound like he's reading from a book, more like...

Gustang: In various places through the Mothership, unauthorized Book Recitals are taking place in secret, and every one of those Book Recitals had this book there. This is a forbidden book. I have traced those who have smuggled in these forbidden books into the mothership and spread them in the Mothership. 

Khun AA: It's that book I saw from before..!

Gustang: Most of them were related to the Lo Po Bia Family. This was uncovered by the Public Order Task Force. These people have been in collusion with children of heretics from our family, and these books have been found in their studies as well. In addition to this, we have hidden among as branch heads of the Lo Po Bia Army. They have hidden their identities

Pudidy: What...?!

Gustang: And pretended they were ordinary castaways as they came aboard.

Pudidy: Th... this is...

Gustang: Come forth, heretics of the Lo Po Bia.

Pudidy: This is a trap!!

Extras: Kyaa!! What's that big monster? This is really happening!! Branch Heads of the Lo Po Bia Family, in the Mothership!! It's was the castaways!! They tricked us by saying they were poor castaways!!

Pudidy: Damn it... This is crazy. He knew who we were all along, and pretended not to know on purpose.

Gustang: You dare show yourself before me, knowing not how high the ceiling is, when the only rightful place for you is the ground where you shalt crawl, like the insects you are.

Pudidy: To reveal our identities at the perfect moment...!

Gustang: Heed my words. In the Mothership, there are many rumors about the war with Lo Po Bia Army, and because this could become a total war with Zahard's Army or another one of the Ten Families as well, many fear it. But I ask you this: What does our family exist for? We take letters of truth, bind them one page at a time into books, and ensure those books transcend time and get passed down throught the generations. Is this not the source of we the Po Bidau Family? At the face of those who spread false history, and fabricate truth, will you turn a blind eye to their fall out of a fear of war? No. In order to protect truth, we may sacrifice ourselves to create an ocean of blood, but we shall not allow the sanctuary of our libraries be violated. Burning lies, and shedding light to truth: this is the purpose of we, the Po Bidau Family. 

Gustang: We fight against lies! Heed my words!! I declare from atop this cradle of knowledge!! The Lo Po Bia Family is spreading false history! To fight lies and heresy, we will fight the Lo Po Bia Family!!

Pudidy: This is bad... They have us completely trapped... But we can't let them just kill us!! Mal! Holan!! We escape now!!

Holan: Yes sir..!

Perseus: Damn it!! Go for broke!! 
[The White Horse of Perseus - Persheron Atteke]

Pudidy: scatter!! We need at least one survivor to return to our mothership!!

(Pudidy gets fried.)

Extra: O, how those evil black feathers scatter grimly!! Be purified!!

Perseus: Owl!!

(Stingray Cameo)

Perseus: Keuk! What the hell's going on...!

Gustang: Insect. Your buzzing annoys me. Burn.

Perseus: Damn it!

(Perseus gets fried)

Gustang: Gir, do not allow their unclean corpses to fall within our sacred Mothership.

Gir: GIIIIIIIIIIII!!

(Gir throws a spear at Perseus, killing him)

Holan: Lord Pudidy!! Lord Perseus!!

Po Bidau Bellerir: Little bug, I shall spare you. You live. Take this filthy book back to your family. And let everyone in your family know -

Holan: Wh... why this...!

Gustang: that while it takes an instant to fall to darkness, the pain that comes with it is permanent. And if you do see Traumerei, tell him this: While your audacity to approach our territory first is commendable, you will here be faced with a blazing hellfire. If you do not speak my words properly to him, you will burn to ash, tongue first. Now go. Go to your family. Be the herald spreading the disaster that is war.

Narrator:: A show. Yes. This is a clearly artificial show. The Po Bidau family has been traditional guardians of history and knowledge. What they hate the most is fabrication of history. Charging them with spreading it, this is a shallow show that serve to foster the animocity against the Lo Po Bia Family. Even without this show, none here would dare oppose a war that the Head of the Family desires. But right now, the Family head wants to start a war the family is at least a little more ready for. This war is such that the Family Head cares about something trivial like public opinion -

Po Bidau Bellerir: How masterful, father. You lit the flames of war yourself.

Narrator: A war of a magnitude never before seen. This war could see the end of one of the Ten Family Heads.