Create a new version of paste:

18:57:27 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jabjek chuckles as he slides the mask over his head and onto his face.
18:57:42 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: "No pill this time?" she smirks as she crosses the tiny island away from him. "Not that you got much out of it, anyway."
18:58:28 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: His chuckle grows into roaring laughter. "If ya tink ya can 'it me I'll take anoddah."
19:02:01 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: "Hitting you isn't going to be hard. Hitting you more than you hit me, though. That might be." She chuckles, fully aware of her streak. "Depends on if you want to just fight, or roll around in the bloodbath naked after."
19:03:27 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: He smiles under his mask. "I alweys love rollin 'roun nekked witchya baby. I wouldn' sey no ta finalleh givin ya wat ya axed me foa de nigh' of de tournamen"
19:04:43 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: Her brow quirks and she tips her hip, digging into her pouch for the little envelope with the two remaining pills in it. "Refresh my memory. What was that again?"
19:05:54 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jek folds his arms over his chest. "Ta put anoddah baby in ya."
19:10:05 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: "Did I ask for that?" she grins, clearly having been playing coy the entire time, or being really good at pretending to be. She bites one of the pills in half, swallowing the piece dry. 
19:12:03 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jek closes the distance between them, his stride more confident than it has been in months. "I mean, if das not wat ya wan aneymoa..." He holds his hand out for his share of the pleasure inducing drug.
19:14:06 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: She holds up the other half of the pill. "I didn't say that." Her mouth curls into a grin as she stuffs the final full pill back into her pocket. "I wanna still feel most of it. And if I ain't gonna hit you much we don't wanna waste it. Yeah?"
19:16:13 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: He chuckles, still hand palm up at her. "Well den akshulleh 'it me eh? I dun wanna feel like I'm jus' avoiding one a de babies spit ups." He is clearly egging her on now.
19:19:17 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: Glaring up at him, she immediately pops the other half of the pill into her own mouth and swallows it, too. "Why would I do that when you hitting me is so much more fun?"
19:20:32 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jek drops his hand. "Oh. Dass de wey it gunna be eh?"
19:21:38 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: "That's exactly how it's gonna be," she grins, ear to ear, and chuffs.
19:22:13 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jek spins on his heel, sending a spinning kick in her direction at her ribs.
19:26:48 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: The pill hasn't had time to kick in yet, so when she takes the kick to the ribs she grunts, squeaming as she hits the ground. She stands up relatively quickly for the hit, though, and immediately puts her weight into an attempt to get his leg with her »
19:26:48 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: » blade.
19:29:16 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jek takes the blade to the leg, leaving a trail of crimson on his flesh. He winces as the blade slices his skin. He plants his foot and lunges at her, shifting into a bear while airborne in an attempt to pin her to the ground.
19:31:03 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: She's too excited about the landed hit that she's immediately on the ground again with his weight atop her. Dropping one of her blades, she rears her arm back and tries to punch his jaw.
19:34:34 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jek knows his wife and knows what to expect from her when she fights. He turns his head ever so slightly to brace for the fist he assumes coming for his face. He shifts his head so that if she was to punch him, her fist makes direct contact with the 
19:34:34 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: golden skeleton lining his body.
19:36:09 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: Banging her fist directly on metal isn't pleasant, but it isn't enough to cause enough damage to her fist that she can't still use it. She's only so big, but even an attempt at a low blow has to help her -somehow-. She kicks her knee up, trying to hit »
19:36:09 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: » whatever soft spot of his underbelly she can.
19:39:30 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jek takes the knee right in his ribs. She may be smol but she packs a punch. The blow was enough to knock the wind out of him. He takes a step back and dissipates into the shadows. Almost immediately he appears a few yards away at her side, bearreling 
19:39:30 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: towards her in a ball of red and fuzz.
19:44:53 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: Once he's off of her, she rolls from back to foot, until she's standing again. Just as he knows her, she knows him. All it takes is listening for him to come out of the shadows to know what direction he's going to come tearing at her from. She doesn't »
19:44:53 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: » dodge him, rather jumps and tries to latch herself to his back via the skeleton he arms himself with.
19:46:35 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jabjek doesn't change his direction but instead allows her to cling on to the -spinning- bear ball and bowl over her.
19:48:10 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: Since he's not stopping, she lets go of him, but not before trying to get at one of the daggers on her belt to jab into one of the slats between bone to get at his flesh.
19:51:15 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: The dagger finds the soft fur beneath the golden bones and the softer flesh beneath that. He grunts from the pain as he stops rolling. A tendril of shadow reaches up from beneath them and attempts to fling the elf from his back towards one of the stones.
19:53:28 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: Her letting go is only momentalized by him throwing her at the same time. Her back slams against the shrine stone, and now that the drug is starting to kick in, she lets out more of a moan than a groan of pain. Pushing herself up against the stone »
19:53:28 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: » quickly after, she pulls the remaining dagger from her belt and charges at him with it, aiming to dig it into another slat of vulnerability.
19:57:30 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: He learned from the first time and opts for another approach. He jumps to avoid the slice and takes to the sky, a giant red owl loops in the air before dive bombing through the sky, talons outstretched aimed for her shoulders.
20:00:54 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: As soon as he's off the ground, she's focusing on where he's going. Once he starts to come down, she waits until the last second before rolling out of the way, just enough that when he hits the ground she can try to shank him with her dagger again.
20:03:39 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: The dagger plunges into his already wounded leg, An avian screech leaves his beak as he continues to fly. Flying close to the surface of the water his wingtips skim the surface as he circles back around for another pass. The giant red owl guns for the elf
20:04:45 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: As he loops around, she goes back for her larger blades, and as he comes towards her, she drops down to miss his talons, jutting her blade up in an attempt to skid along his underside with it.
20:09:39 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: The blade slices the muscles that keep his wings flapping and he crashes to the ground head first. "Ow." is all he mutters before disappearing into the shadows again. He reappears directly behind her as a bear, towering over her on hind legs. He lurches 
20:09:39 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: forward in an attempt to bring both paws down onto her.
20:13:25 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: She's starting to get the hang of fighting with the drug in her system and with him. It's taken long enough. When he appears out of the shadows, her ears rotate back towards him, and as he starts coming down she jerks herself off to the side, coming »
20:13:25 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: » back towards him with her blade's tip aimed at his side.
20:16:21 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: The blade finds its mark, sinking past the fur and into his side. He roars in pain. "Fuck. Okay, okay. You win." He shifts back into a troll and brings a hand to the wound as the hand glows green to heal the wound. "Meybeh I shoulda taken it aftah all"
20:17:58 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: Grinning, she drops her blades and does a little victory jump, clapping her hands together. "I win? I win! HA!" Cackling, she jabs her fists up in the air a few times. "I win, I win, I win! Wait a minute... You didn't -let- me win, did you?"
20:18:23 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: I wanna lawyah
20:18:36 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: (ignore that)
20:19:06 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jek chuckles as the wound closes under his hand. "I aint seyin shit witout a lawyah."
20:20:31 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: Her grin returns and she bounces towards him, her excitement overflowing, just as a bit of gold starts to dribble from her nose that she wipes away with a glowing hand of her own. "Right so what's my prize?"
20:22:30 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jek chuckles, pulling the mask from his face and dropping it to his side still in hand. "Well 'ow bout a baby?"
20:25:18 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: Already beginning to unbutton her shirt, she tilts her head, pouting a bit. "Just one? I thought we were going strong for two."
20:26:41 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jek simply blinks at her. "Uhh..." He chuckles. "Ya tink we could realleh 'andle anoddah two?"
20:29:08 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: "It'll be another six months before they come... The twins'll be almost a year old, and the way they're growing they'll be cognitive enough that they can help take care of themselves." She stops her unbuttoning with the bandages that hold her breasts »
20:29:08 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: » down in full view, her hands going to her hips as she shrugs. "That is, if you get me pregnant tonight, which isn't guaranteed. You don't think we can?"
20:31:04 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: He stammers a bit, now distracted by her unbuttoned top. "Uhh. I mean I know we could. Easy. An i got no doubts bout knockin y'up baby. Aint ya got somewhea ya gotta go tho?"
20:34:35 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: Frowning, she looks at her wrist, like there's a watch there that she wouldn't be able to see anyway. "Damn... Do I?" Starting to button her shirt back up, she sighs and shrugs. "I guess you'll just have to get your ass kicked again later so I can ride »
20:34:35 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: » out my victory like the champion I am." She's grinning. "And I wanna do it here. Where it sounds pretty."
20:35:24 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Grins wickedly at Gwen. "Well ya gonna 'afta kick ma ass again fa dat ta 'appen ma atha"
20:36:12 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: "Done and done. When I'm finished then, or you wanna postpone your second beatin' to another day?"
20:38:19 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jek keeps the grin on his face. "Ya got me all riled up now. I'm gonna spank ya latah tonigh'."
20:41:57 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: Smirking, she takes a step closer to him and puts her hand on his leg since that's all she can really reach. "There's something else I've been thinking about for a little while now. Partly because of something in Ryo's catalogue, partly because I'm »
20:41:57 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: » tired of making a new necklace to go with all my clothes. I'll tell you about it later when you spank me, hm?"
20:44:25 [Jäbjek-WyrmrestAccord]: Jek chuffs. "Ire baby. Sounds like a date. I'm gonna go an spen some time wit da babies. I'll see ya in a bit." He leans down as he cups her chin in his fingers and plants a lustful, hungry kiss on her lips.
20:45:44 [Ilfryth-WyrmrestAccord]: After parting from the kiss, she's still grinning. "I'll see you later then, ma atha. I'll let you know when I'm finished." And with that, she steps back and whistles for Squeaky.