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>Dawn of the 237th day
>Wake up feeling like shit. Look up to the window, "Ughh, fuck you sun."
>"Fuck you too Anon!" picture related
>Too much cider, too little fucks given last night.
>Stumble to the kitchen
>Crack open a bear. hairofthedogthatbityou.gif
>Feelsbetterman
>Shower. Feeling a fuckton better now.
>Hungry now, too lazy to cook. That cafe down the street ain't too bad.
>Unlock the six locks on your front door, look for Flutterapist traps.
>None sighted.
>Fucking Fluttershy
>Head in to town. A couple ponies you know spot you and wave.
>Wave back, happy that not all the pone are sex crazed nutbags. 
>Whistle P. Diddy song
>Passing the market you spot Fluttershy talking to Applejack at her stand. They've spotted you.
>Shit.

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>Fluttershy trots up to you. Ignore as hard as you can. Continue to cafe.
>"Oh, um, hi Anon, I was wondering if you were doing anything ...",
>ignore
>"I reeealy need a big strong man to com",
>ignore more, Jeebus this bitch never gives up. Jimmy rustle lv.1
>"e to my house and move my couch."
>Fuck you and fuck your couch. Jimmy rustle lv.2 active
>"It's sooo heavy and I'm s, are you listening? Anon? Um, hello? Hey, hey listen! Anon, I nee.."
>ignore powers overloading, Jimmy rustle lv. 3, getting pissed
>"Oh! Wait I see! You're playing hard to get! Is, is that your fetish Anon?"
>She turns, looking back over her shoulder and flashes you a trollface grin.
>ragedsohardthefloorislava.gif
>Suddenly your foot snares in a loop of rope. A tiny sapling springs upwards barely tugging the rope around your ankle as you stand there.
>Worst. rape. trap. ever. 
>enough.
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Snap! Ripping the rope off your ankle and uprooting the tiny tree in one motion.
>"A-anon? Are you alri..."
>"WHY IN THE BLUE FUCK CAN'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!", you shriek. Fluttershy cringing at your voice
>"Anon what did I..", eyes tearing up, lip quivering
>"SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M SO GOT-DAMNED TIRED OF THIS STALKER BULLSHIT! YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?"
>"Anon, I-I, ....sob. Just..." she's terrified of you now, crying openly
>"FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU THINK RAPE IS A GAME? THAT WHAT? I'D ENJOY IT?"
>Flash of inspiration,
>I'LL FUCKING SHOW YA SOME RAPE BITCH!" you advance towards her.
>Gonna cash this bitches check with rape dollars.
>reapface.gif
>Her eyes widen in shock. IT UNDERSTANDS.

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>She bolts, running for the Everfree forest. Forgetting in her panic that she can fly.
>You sprint after her, "GET DAT ASS THE FUCK BACK HERE!"
>She dives into the dense underbrush of the forest, you lose her.
>Tracker mode on
>You creep through the growth looking for signs. Spot a trail of what may be tears in the dirt. Fuck yeah, got you now.
>Follow the trail, up ahead a bush rustles. Stop, get down and creep foward.
>You can just make out Fluttershy's face through the leaves.
>She's barely moving, frozen with fear. Cunt can't hide from me.
>rape powers activate, zzzipp
>You slink foward pantsless, eyes locked on target.
>Just as you reach to grab her she turns and meets your leering gaze.
>She smiles. The fear instantly vanishing from her face. Her eyes flick to your left side.
>wut
> A voice in your ear, so close you can feel her breath. "Hey sugah-cube."
>Clever girl.

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