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... You can almost hear someone talking ...
...You almost hear someone talking...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
...You almost hear someone talking...
  Araskael: I realize I have nothing else to do right now
...You almost hear someone talking...
  Araskael: So I guess I'm stuck here
Taras Kozlovo stuffs Kir Iziki into the body bag!
  Araskael: Playing SS13 forever and ever
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "Wait."
Haylie Olphert (follow) asks, "Should I...clone him? Or is he dangerous?"
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "No."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "Trried to steal AI."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) complains, "Sincerely hate, hate hate hate hate the AI. I should have just insta-killed."
 [Common] Visual Basic (follow) states, "I have been tampered with"
Haylie Olphert (follow) says, "So, not clone him. Got it."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "But no, guess roleplay is not good here."
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "i dont know how to politely tell you that you fucked up"
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "but, you fucked up BAD"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "Fucked up?"
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "You were underprepared as hell."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) moans, "By them fucking shooting me to death?"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) moans, "When the goddamn AI has stun rounds?"
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "i was afk up until you blew the door open"
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "It's an AI. It's going to protect itself with what it has available, mate. The hardsuit protects almost all stun damage."
 [Common] Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "Machine, doorrr."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "Machine, doorrr."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "No, I was insta in crit from stuns."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) moans, "One more shot and I would've been down."
Taras Kozlovo has thrown the steel hatchet.
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "that sucks"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "Yep! Story of my fucking life here on this server."
 [Common] Haylie Olphert (follow) asks, "Visual Basic, can you open the morgue?"
Haylie Olphert (follow) asks, "Visual Basic, can you open the morgue?"
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "coulda subverted me with the freeform module."
 [Common] Haylie Olphert (follow) says, "I don't have access to it."
Haylie Olphert (follow) says, "I don't have access to it."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) complains, "Could have, would have, should have."
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "could have cut the camera, could have disabled the turrets."
Haylie Olphert (follow) says, "By the way, the AI said it was tampered with."
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "i can go on and on"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "If I knew you would simply kill me, I would've just fucking killed you without any RP."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "So, yeah, I'll remember it for next time."
Haylie Olphert (follow) asks, "I mean, what does that mean?"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "Next time I'll just throw a fucking EMP."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) asks, "Basic?"
Haylie Olphert shrugs.
Taras Kozlovo (follow) asks, "Did the unathi get to you, orr arre you unharrmed?"
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "ok"
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "Ease your salt, friend."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) moans, "God damn, is this server just a fucking meme and troll server?"
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "ease your salt."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) complains, "fSeriously, is this a test of my patience?"
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "yeah"
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "Araskael."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) complains, "I've had enough of it!"
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "i see"
  BlackLynx3: howdy do.
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "I'm calm right now. I know how to keep myself calm."
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "ok"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) blubbers, "But I'm still pissed. My brain is still here, I'm not being unreasonable, just very unhappy."
 [Common] Arrivals Announcement Computer (follow) states, "Lokya Ariel, Bartender, has arrived on the station."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) asks, "Did you hearr what he asked?"
  That's Evelina Bell. 
It's a g-g-g-g-ghooooost!
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "why where you even in the AI core to begin with"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "So I can disable the AI so they just don't fucking insta-lock me in without any interraction whatsoever. The AI ruins the round all the time."
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "I mean."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) complains, "I had the intellicard."
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "Do you blame them?"
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "you made it into the upload, you could have subverted me"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "Hell yes I do."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) asks, "Did the unathi get to you, orr arre you unharrmed?"
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "Also, he needs to deposit this body."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "Because the only way I am able to create any sort of meaningful interraction is powergaming, and as far as I'm aware that is against the rules."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, ";But aparently, that's acceptable here."
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "why are you ignoring the fact that you where in the upload"
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "and could have subverted me"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) moans, "Jesus fucking christ."
Central Command Update


Biohazard Alert


Confirmed outbreak of level two biohazard aboard NSS Exodus. All personnel must contain the outbreak.


  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "If you're in the AI upload, you are valid salad. People don't expect a mile of textwall for that. Subvert, then talk when you're not literally in between 2-4 turrets."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "Right. Okay."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) asks, "And yourr own integrrity, laws?"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) complains, "I see. Well. Next time I'm antag I'll remember that. I'll be sure to make myself as powerful as possible, kill anyone who opposes me, because that's what the antag is supposed to do."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) asks, "Did not manage to change anything?"
Haylie Olphert (follow) asks, "Do you feel any symptoms of illness?"
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "He hopes they arre joking."
Haylie Olphert (follow) says, "I mean, you heard the announcement."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "He did earrlierr."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) blubbers, "Seriously, what an absolute joke "high roleplay"."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "He feels betterr."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "I am ashamed."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "And out again."
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "you still havent answered my qestion. you cannot defend yourself here"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "I'm just going to be the dick here, I don't care anymore."
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "this is YOUR fuck up. YOU screwed up"
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "do not blame anyone else"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "Screwed up with what exactly? Not playing the game correctly?"
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "uhhh. yeah"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) blubbers, "Nice! My point is validated."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "And you are unaware."
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "it might be better to say"
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "you played the game badly"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) moans, "Yes, because I'm trying to roleplay."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) blubbers, "But aparently, that's being bad at the game, correct?"
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "There are times when reaction comes before RP, mate."
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "lol"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "But then what the fuck is "high RP"?"
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "Like. In the middle of a firefight you're not going to stop to drop a textwall."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) complains, "HIGH. RP."
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "Get the fuck off your high horse."
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "Cmon."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) moans, "If this server is low on RP, then make it LOW RP"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) blubbers, "It's not rocket science!"
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "I hope you're joking."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "Basic."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) complains, "No. I've seen how servers have done it, and I've seen how it has been done much better."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "Stop arrguing with the fuckerrs in DSAY forr a moment and let him o- he means. Uh."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) coughs.
Now following Taras Kozlovo
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "And, a break of character as well."
  HEAD ADMIN(Garnascus) says, "I dont think im going to get through to you"
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "so ban me, people like to joke."
Lokya Ariel (follow) says, "my bar shutters seem to have malfunctioned."
Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "And yet, more irony."
  That's a floor. 

  Araskael (Kir Iziki) complains, "Okay."
Haylie Olphert (follow) says, "Someone probably opened them beforehand."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "Can he be let in to rreturrn these."
Lokya Ariel (follow) sighs.
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "Ara. I think you need to take a long step back."
Lokya Ariel (follow) says, "well, in any case"
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "And seriously re-evaluate your position here."
Haylie Olphert (follow) says, "I was pretty thankful I could at least get a cafe latte, instead of that terrible vendor instand crap."
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "You are making a mountain out of a molehill, and it isn't reflecting well on yourself."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "I've evaluated this position for two years."
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "It's childish."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "This."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "Please elaborate on how it is childish?"
Lokya Ariel (follow) says, "bar is now open again, thanks to your favorite resident nutjob...me."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) laments, "I genuinely want to know."
Lokya Ariel (follow) says, "oh, and by the way"
Lokya Ariel (follow) says, "all drinks on the house"
Lokya Ariel (follow) says, "Hiya"
Haylie Olphert (follow) says, "Welcome to the grave-jardiest of shifts."
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "You're being incredibly immature. You don't get your way (IE: The AI doesn't hand you your win on a silver platter because you wanted to stop and drop a textwall), and proceed to make a fit how EVERYTHING ELSE and EVERYONE ELSE is wrong, not you."
Lokya Ariel (follow) smirks.
Lokya Ariel (follow) says, "I've seen quieter."
Taras Kozlovo (follow) says, "Grreets."
Haylie Olphert (follow) asks, "Can I get a  Tequila Sunrise?"
Lokya Ariel (follow) asks, "What can I get you this fine morning?"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "Look. You are completely wrong."
Lokya Ariel (follow) says, "Sure"
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "Again."
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "It can't be you that's wrong, possibly. Of course, it's everyone else around you, amirite?"
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "If it was properly roleplayed, I wouldn't care if my character died, it would be interesting! I'm all for it."
Haylie Olphert (follow) says, "I mean, drinking on the job isn't exactly by the book, especially since I'm the only person in Medbay that's not sleeping on the floor."
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "Sit down and take your death for the round."
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "It's SS13."
Haylie Olphert (follow) says, "But boy, are things slow."
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "But not simply 'lol insta death'--"
  SECONDARY ADMIN(AimlessAnalyst) says, "This shit happens."
Lokya Ariel (follow) laughs.
  Araskael (Kir Iziki) whines, "Okay. You're right. I'll stop. You are completely right."