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Pieri: There! Joker!
The Joker: Pieri. I’ve met a troublesome person.
Pieri: You know, Pieri is thirsty! So, I want you to make tea!
Joker: | refuse. If you want to drink tea make it yourself.
Pieri: Why?! You’re a butler!
No butler can say no to Pieri!
Joker: I’m not a butler. I’m butler-like.
Pieri: No! You’re lying!
Now immediately go make the tea for Pieri!
Joker: Absolutely refuse.
Pieri: Higu~tsu ... Higu~tsu ... Ueeeeeeeen!
If you don’t make me tea, you are gonna kill the people around us!
Joker: I have no relationship with these people.
But if you kill them, you might be exiled.
I thought, “No, that’s not right,” maybe you’ll be executed.
Pieri: Such hate!
Pieri will kill you! I hate you so much!
Joker: Give up. I can make tea and murder. 
Pieri: Fe~e~e~e~e~en! Joker stuuuuuuuuuupid!

Pieri: There’s … no… Joker...
Joker: Pieri.
Pieri: Pieri doesn’t want to talk to you! Pieri hates Joker!
Joker: It cannot be helped. Sorry…
Pieri: Stupid! You wouldn’t make Pieri tea! (?)
Pieri: After all, I hate you! Hate hate hate!
Joker: (laughs) I’m thoroughly disliked.
Pieri: Because Joker is not nice at all to Pieri!
Pieri: And wouldn’t make me tea, and called me useless!
Pieri: Why do you hate me?!
Joker: I don’t hate you.
Pieri: …Eh?
Joker: Rather, I have a very high evaluation of you as a soldier.
Joker: Your rate of killing is certain.
Pieri: Is that so? I think the same of Joker.
Joker: Oh.
Joker: You annihilate the enemy while crying large tears, it’s remarkable.
Pieri: Fufufu ~
Joker: At least, on the battlefield you have value.
Pieri: I like you, Joker!
Joker: When you hated me a little while ago?
Pieri: (laughs) But you complimented Pieri!
Pieri: I like you!
Pieri: So, I’ll work hard to be praised in the future.
Joker: (laughs) You’re a simpleton.

Pieri: Yay, yay! It’s delicious~!
Joker: It’s no big deal. I made it.
Pieri: No, thank you!
Joker: (laughs) This time, I did it.
Pieri: To thank you, I’ll make the meal!
Joker: You can cook?
Pieri: Pieri, actually is very good at cooking!
Pieri: Everyone praises me for my knife skills ~.
Pieri: Even cutting the meat, it’s no different from cutting a person.
Joker: No, but I think it is the same… 
Pieri: I’ll make a delicious meal! You have fun waiting.
Joker: (laughs) You’re a strange person.
Pieri: I wonder? Strange? 
Joker: Whenever I think you’re just a child, you show remarkable force on the battlefield.
That you can kill them and cook…
I thought, that is indeed strange.
Pieri: Betsuni nani mo fushigi janai no yo? (Sorry, I can’t figure it out)
Joker: So?
The Pieri: Pieri cries when scared, and the other Pieri likes to kill people.
All of these are Pieri. So, why wonder?
Joker: That’s true.
Although it would not but accept the remains there. (???)
Pieri: You’re right! It’s good!
Joker, praise all of Pieri!
Joker: (laughs) That might lead to broken bones.

Pieri: What do you think? Tell me your first thoughts.
Joker: Delicious.
Pieri: Hooray! Pieri’s dish gets compliments!
Joker: | was surprised. You’re really good at cooking.
Pieri: Do you think differently of Pieri now?
Joker: Yeah. I have to admit, the arm of the murderer can cook. (?)
Pieri: Once again did I got praised!
Joker: If you make such good food, you’ll surely be a good wife.
Pieri: Yeah, yeah. Pieri also think so.
Joker: Pieri, listen to me.
Pieri: What?
Joker: I fell in love with you.
Pieri: I fell in love ...
The anger turned into love?
Joker: Oh, it is likely.
Joker: And I had been attracted to you of a pure mind.
Joker: Well… precariously pure of…
Joker: So, will you marry me?
Pieri: Aha! So Pieri is to marry Joker~
Joker: Is it good to answer so easily?
Pieri: It’s good.
Pieri: I mean, if I married Joker ...
Pieri: He will take care of my belongings!
Pieri: Cleaning also, washing, nor your sewing ... all, all, and for me to do.
Pieri: And I think that it means you even have to make tea~
Pieri: So, I will marry Joker!
Joker: I won’t be your butler, I’ll be your husband.
Pieri: I know.
But you’re the kind of husband to also do housework, right?
I think you surely will…
Joker: It’s troublesome…
Pieri: Please don’t misunderstand me!
Pieri: Pieri also likes Joker. So, did I want to get married.
Pieri: Only as a bonus, housework.
Pieri:Pieri will make the food. So you should help me with other things.
Joker: I’m relieved. 
Joker: So, you’ll marry me?
Pieri: Yeah! Thank you!