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"Well, I can finally enjoy myself without all the constant demands people make of me." Joker snorted as he pulled out a book and began reading it, sitting under a tree. He had finally found time to relax and he wasn't going to let anyone or anything get in the way of that. "At least things can't get any worse."

Suddenly, there was a loud roar from Joker's left, startling him. "What the hell?!" He turned to the direction of the noise and saw his mistress in dragon form, looking at him with a glint in her eye. "Oh, gods, no." He tucked the book into his jacket and hopped to his feet, breaking into a run as Kamui chased him down, letting out an annoyed snarl.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" Joker cursed as he ran towards the direction of the camp. "Gotta get to the camp...!" He then was thrown back onto the ground by a certain something blocking his path. "Oh, no. Not you."

Kamui looked down at Joker, tilting her head as if to say, 'Really? Did you really think you could out-run a dragon?'

"Look, I know what you're planning, and I just want to say something before you have your way with me, ok?" Joker held up a hand and coughed into it. "If you must assume direct control on me, please, be gentle. That's all I'm asking. Can you understand-OOF!" The butler let out a groan as he was pounced on by an annoyed Kamui, who snorted loudly at him. "I suppose that's a no, then..."

The dragon princess licked her maw as she placed a claw on Joker's pants and carefully ripped the crotch off, revealing his semi-erect cock. "Guuuuurrrr..." She purred hungrily.

"Please tell me you aren't going to ride me." Joker gulped nervously. "I prefer my pelvis to be intact, thank you." 

Kamui's response was to lower her tongue onto his dick and began licking it, coating it in saliva. She then moved down to his testicles, giving them a good lick as well. 

"Ahh...! Damn, I almost felt that one..." Joker felt a shiver run up his spine as the dragon princess licked his genitals all over. "Clever girl..."

Kamui removed her tongue from Joker's groin and gave him a wink, before turning around and presenting him with her rear, showing her draconian pussy and anus. "Rrrrrr..." She wagged it playfully in front of him, making seductive growls at him.

"...You have GOT to be kidding me." Joker groaned as he looked up to the sky. "Gods, what did I do in a previous life to deserve this?"

The dragon princess snorted and then lowered her ass down towards her butler's cock, her pussy swallowing it up. "Grrrrragh..." She let out a breathy growl of lust.

"Wait, wait, wait!" Joker waved his hands panicked. "Before you break my pelvis, may I have some last words?" He looked at the dragon princess, who just gave him a deadpan look. "My only regret is that I never got to apologize to Felicia for insulting her choice in literature- GAAH!" 

Kamui let out a howl as she grinded her rear against Joker's crotch, her tail thankfully raised in the air. She then began to ride him slowly, panting huskily as she took her pace with her butler.

Joker groaned as he grabbed at the base of his mistress's tail and began to thrust inside her tight pussy. If he was going to die, he wasn't going down without a fight. He was going to give her the fucking of her life.

Kamui let out a growl of pleasure as she felt Joker pound his cock inside of her. She knew Joker would give his all if he thought he were about to die. The dragon princess felt her butler grasp her haunches as he cried out and released his seed inside of her pussy. "RAAAAAGH!" She roared out in ecstasy into the dusk sky.

Joker fell onto his back as his mistress released him from her pussy. He saw the sky spin around, clouds dancing with one another. "Ughh..." He let out a groan. "I can't feel my legs..." 

"And who's fault is that, I wonder?" A woman's voice rang out in his ears. Joker looked up and saw a humanized Kamui staring down at him, smirking smugly.

"...My life is one long cosmic joke." The butler groaned as he slapped his palm into his face.