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>You head to Sugercube corner to report back to Pinkie.
>"Well, the Flour is being taken care of, what`s next?"
>Pinkie stops bouncing around the kitchen for a second, long enough to toss a list at you.
>"Go get eggs from Fluttershy, we`re gonna be making lots of cakes!" You give a half-hearted salute and head out the door.
>You geta sick feeling in your stomach for your second, the ley-lines of magic on this world were fluxing.
>They`ve been acting strange since you cast your spell.
>You shrug and pay no mind to it, whatever it was can`t be that bad.
>In Canterlot, a certain statue quakes, a sickly green energy pulsing around it....Then the cracks, faint at first, But they begin to grow, and grow and grow...
>You`re about half way to Flutter's place, you had to go the long way and it was eating up time.
>It should be getting dark sonn, but it wasn't.
>You hope there's some kind of night/day ratio.
>You finally make it over the crest and see Flutter's place, wait..why is it boarded up? Is she possibly in trouble.
>You haul your ass over as fast as you can, armour clanking and leather straps creaking and squeaking.
>You lower your shoulder at the door and ram with all your strength.
>The door gives way with a loud crash, and you stumble into the Butter Ponies living room.

>A 'Eeep' from behind the couch. "Fluttershy, why is the house boarded up? Did something happen?"
>You`re staring at her and she stammers something out "D-discord-d." Discord? What was that?
>"Is it some event?" She shakes her head. "A pony?" Another shake. "A monster?" Well, at least it`s something you can deal with.
>"Where is this thing?" She scoots father behind her couch. "R-Rainbow Dash said he was heading to town, Luna herself warned them."
>"Luna?" She whimpers and if you had a heart, it would`ve broken. You may not care much about these things but you didn`t like to see them scared shitless. 
>"She`s Princess Celestia's Sister." Ahhh, the large Night themed pony.
>"Don`t worry Fluttershy, I`ll see what i can do about this Discord. Can you go make sure the others are safe?"
>She nods and creeps out, she looks horible frankly. You step out of the broken door way and she shuffles out.
>Something is getting a Runeblade up the ass for that.
>You sprint through the forest, going as fast as your undead muscles can carry you. If it`s scared the Princess's sister bad enough to warn a whole town, this is gonna be a hell of a fight.
>Ethreal bones began floating around you, slowly hardening by draining life force around you.
>The clouds are turning pink and the few animals you`ve passed have freakishly large legs.
>This must be what it`s like inside Pinkie's head.
>You enter into the outskirts out town and all the ponies seem...diffrent.
>You just saw the Mail mare buck Lyra in the face.
>You shouldn`t have laughed at that, but you did. Serves her right for raping your arm.
>You rush past them, torward the center of town. Bright flashes of black, purple, and light blue magic go off and there are short bursts of rainbow energy.
>You hear the tell-tale sound of the Party cannon going off. She`s not firing Confetti or soap from the sound of it. You slide across the smooth stones that make up the road and grimace at what you see in the town square.
>Applejack is laying under a pile of carts, and you`re pretty sure a ponies legs don`t bend that way. 
>Pinkie is firing everything she can get her hands on at a large creature that`s being hit with a barrage of unicorn spells.
>twilight, Rarity and who you guess is Luna are firing everything the have at a Large, floating...thiing.
>It`s like a jigsaw of animals.
>Rainbow dash is laying on the grund. It seems her wings are broken.
>You take your horn in hand and blow it. The sound catches the sound of the fighter and there's a lul in the combat. You never even knew ponies knew about combat..well, Celestia and Twilight...and the guards...
>Fuck it.
>"Lok'tar Ogar! Victory or Death!" You let out your factions base war shout and rush at the creature.
>The unicrons, though battered, seem to find our presence a moral booster and they re-double the efforst in the spells.
>You draw your sword and leap at it, a faint green glow covering the blade. It tries to grab yor blade, probably expecting it to be a simple piece of metal. Wrong action.
>You grin as your slice deep into this 'Discord`s' arm. Blood Plague and the Scarlet fever will set in.
The creature jerks back in surprise. "Well now, if that`s how you want to play it." It can talk?
>Your tossed through the air, straight up by this tnhings magic. "Have a nice trip, see you next fall!" It starts laughing. He think`s someething as simple as gravity will stop Ebon Knight Anonymous? You will rip his heart from his chest.
>Let`s see what else your little shadow hand can do. You shove your hand at a statue just behind Discord and an ethreal black hand grips it. You feel the energy pulling on the statue for a second before you`re slingshottted at the Statue. No, not the statue but at Discord.
>"Hey Fuckface, guess i can fly now? Guess where my blade is going to fly into?" You slam into Discord with your shoulder and you can feel the plate of the armour give slight lee-way.
>You surf the surprised Discord to the ground where you both smash into the statue you had grabbed onto.
>The jarring landing sent you bouncing off Discord but he just rolled to his feet. This guy would be a pain
>Discord gives you a toothy grin as he tosses....chocolate milk? "Anon, look out!" A cupcake meets the milk in mid-air and you stumble from the explosion. "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
>Discord is rolling on the ground laughing his ass off. You giive a snort of amusemant and wave your hands torwards him. The ground below hm is coverd in red energy and a runic inscription covers the outer circle.
>The bastard leaps up, the fur on one of his legs grey and matted. Rotting. He seemed to have forgottten Luna and the others due to your appearence and took a cart to the face, knocking him back into the crumbled statue. 
>This was it? This was the big threat?