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Heya, just came by to add this http://picosong.com/fk8Q/
Thanks MST3K, you're a pretty alright guy.
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It was a pleasant night at the Freddy Fazbear Pizzeria(tm). The place was calm and devoid of life, sans the recently-hired security guard. Bonnie walked down the halls and approached the door to proceed with their sort of hazing ritual; stuffing the night guard into a suit. There was one thing they didn't account for though; the guard was as possessed as they were.

The unknowing rabbit entered the room, and did their signature screech.
"EEEEEEEEEE-"
The bunny was cut off by an extraordinarily-powerful whip from a belt, wrapping around their mouth.
"WUZ GYUD NIGGAH?!"
"w-wha-" The robot actually spoke to the guard for a change.
"BITCH-ASS NIGGA, THIS IS HOW YOU START BEATIN' SHIT NIGGUHHH! HELL AIN'T SHIET!"
The enraged dark man proceeded to throw Bonnie out of the right window.
"BITCH NIGGA GET ME A PIZZA MAKE YUHSELF USEFUL, EAT A DICK NIGGUH!"
Bonnie started 'crying' and headed towards the kitchen to get some assistance.
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After about 15 minutes, Chica came back alongside Bonnie.
"Ch-chica that's not a normal person, that's not a normal guard. Please please please understand get him a pizza-"
"Oh moi gawd Bonnie calm down, we can stop them togetha dontchya worry."
"O-okay."
"BIETCH NIGGUH WHERE'S MAH PIZZA?!"
"EXCUSE ME?!" The bird started, "Don't you dare call my friend that ag-"
"WHAT'RE YOU GUNNA DO 'BOUT IT BIG BIRD?!"
"DID YOU CALL ME FAT?!"
"DAMN RIGHT I DID BIETCH, YOU GOT MORE GREASE THAN A POPEYE'S CHICKEN!"
"THAT DOES I-"
It didn't even last a second before the guard started whipping Chica and tossing her out in the same manner.
"AND GET ME YO FINEST PIZZA BIG BURD, LOTSA CHICKEN!"
Bonnie broke down crying and carried Chica back to the kitchen. Another 15 minutes passed, there was a pizza being handed to him by the pair.
"BITCH DIS PIZZA AIN'T SHIT. FUCK YO PIZZA GET THIS SLOPPAY SHIET OUTTA MAH OFFICE."
The guard started pelvic-thrusting wildly on the floor "FUCK YO PIZZA BITCH NIGGAS FUCK YO PIZZA!"
Chica and Bonnie never went back into the room. If the guard bothered to watch the cameras, they would be howling with laughter as they were huddled and crying in the kitchen.
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By the end of the night, the guard had calmed down and was grateful for the nasty nigga spirit inside him that he made it out alive.
And got a bonus, too!