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"I would love to try, but could you help me Pinkie?"
> She nods quickly
>"Of course Anon! We are friends after all!"
> You crack a small smile as she goes and grabs the ingredients
> You grab the utensils 
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> As she comes back you look at the recipe
"Okay, one cup of flour..."
> You begin to pour a bit before Pinkie puts her arm in front
"Hmm?"
> She helps you pour the right amount
> She smiles and claps her hands
>"Perfect!"
> You dump the flour into the bowl
> Pinkie continues to watch over you, helping you when necessary
> You follow the recipe as best you can
> Before long the cake is now out the over and ready to be tasted
>You cut a slice for Pinkie and yourself
> You take the first bite
> You smile as it didn't turn out like shit
> You stand in disbelief as you tell yourself you made it
> For the most part at least
>"Anon! Not bad for being a first timer! I thought it would be bad!"
> Thanks for the vote of confidence Pinkie
> You continue to enjoy the cake before class rings out
> You decide to take a couple slices for Lyra and Vinyl
> You head for gym class and follow the same routine as yesterday. ( i.e. heading to the locker room, changing, and sitting in line)
> Oh great, you are going to the weight room
>"Time to pump some iron! Ready Anon?" Asks Rainbow Dash
"As ready as I'll ever be"
> There are plenty machines and bars
> You feel your arms need some work, but never skip out on leg day right?
> You go to one of the bar and put your max. 45 lbs on each side.
> You pass on the bar, positioning it on your shoulders
> With a heave you take a step back
> You squat down
"1..."
> Dash comes up from behind
> You pay her no attention and keep up the reps
>"You got this Anon" she says
> You smile slightly at these words of encouragement
> After 20 squats, you put the bar back onto the holding bars
> You wipe the sweat off your brow
> You turn to see Dash on the leg press
> 250 huh?
> Well, you'll work your way up
>You accidentally bump into someone working on the bench press
> You quickly help him out, as not wanting to have a death by apphixation
"You good?"
> A stupid question but one nonetheless
> All he did was nod and say "ye'up"
> You give a breath of relief
>"Yo Anon! You think we could hang out after school? You still owe me"
> You stare at the girl
> Well you have no plans for today anyways, but there's always something to come up
"I do owe you, so yeah, lets go fuck shit up."
> She beamed the biggest smile
>"Awesome! I'll meet you out in front."
>*Ding, Ding, Ding*
> You sat in the steps of the school once more
>You played around on your phone
>"Oops" 
> You've heard that before
> You get sent down the stairs
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> You put your arms out to brace for the fall
> Still hurts like a mutha
> The laugh coming from that lunatic rattles in your head
> Or was that just the blood? 
>"You better get out of the way next time loser!"
>"Ahem!"
> Sunset Sociopath turns
> Rainbow Dash meets her with a nice right hook, making her fall to the floor
> She walks down the stairs cracking her knuckles
> She walks up to you and lends a hand
> You take her hand and get to your feet
"Nice hit, I felt it from here."
>"Yeah, well no one messes with my friends"
>You smile and ruffle her hair
>"Hey, do you have idea what i have to do to get it to be this way?!"
> She gives you a slug on the arm
>"Where to?"
> You've seen the movie theater before but never gone inside, but you could use some new clothes
"Hey, how about we go see a shitty movie? We can go laugh about it"
>"Hey, I know the perfect one! Teens in Love 2: The Squeakeal."
>You laugh 
"That does sound terrible! Lets go!"
> You take her by the hand and head to the ticket booth, buying two tickets
>As you head in Dash waves a $5 bill in front of you
>"I could have covered my ticket y'know..."
> You wave your hand dismissively
"Hey its fine, besides you can use it to buy some snacks or something."
> She fiddles with her thumbs
>"Thanks Anon..."
> You pat her head and go to the concession stand
> Candy, nachos, popcorn, or a drink
> You pay for the popcorn and drink
> You check your wallet
> Only $70 left, welp you're gonna have to get a job soon
> You head to the screening room with Dash
> You choose the seats in the back> You sit with her by your side
> No one's even here, except a few people in the front
> The movie begins, boy meets girl, blah blah romantic shit
>"Predictable. Most of this crap is always the same." Dash comments as she eats a handful of candy
> You nod and eat some popcorn
> Big conflict, girl doesn't acknowledge boy
>"So much bull..."
> You've noticed Dash getting progressively angrier throughout the movie
> Maybe she just hates the directing or concept?
> Maybe it's actually something more.
> You lean over a bit
"Hey Dash"
> She jumped a bit in her seat
> A small (cute) "Eep!" Escaped her lips
>"Hey! Why did you do that?" She says, a slight blush of embarrassment on her cheeks
"Is something wrong? The longer this movie goes on, the angrier you seem to get"
> She opens her mouth but no words come out
"Hmm?"
>"Its...Its a stupid reason..." she says softly
>You put your hand on her shoulder
"Oh c'mon, it can't be stupid. Well at least not as stupid as this movie."
> She twiddled her thumbs, her face becoming more flushed
>"I...I just wanna..." she mumbles the last few words"What? I can't hear you"
> She takes a deep breath
>"I just wanna have a relationship like that okay?!"
> She says this as quickly as possible before staring forward, her hands in her lap
> You blink a couple of times and let it sink in
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"Dash, I'm sure you will."
> She looks up at you
>"I will?"
> You nod
"There's probably someone who likes you at school."
>"Well...I mean I do like someone..."
"Does he have any classes with you?"
> She nods
>"Gym class..."
> You give it a bit to process.
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"Oh really?"
>"Y-yeah...I just don't know how to ask him..."
"Want me to do it?"
>She shakes her head
>"I don't think you could do it..."
> You raise an eyebrow
> The movie ends
> You and Dash walk out of the room and theater
"That was such a shit movie." 
> You laugh as Dash just looks at the ground
"Dash? Hello?"
> You wave your hand in front of her face
>"Don't tell anyone. Okay? Or I'll beat your face in!"
> You chuckle and ruffle her hair
"You have my word."
> She smiles and gives you a hug before heading her own way
> You wave good bye
> You look around the plaza, maybe some of the shops will be looking for work
> The clothes store wants a cashier, the hayburger needs a janitor, and the arcade needs a prize master 
> Anything.would be good at this point
"Well here goes nothing"
> You say as you head into the clothes store
>"Oh hello! How may I help you?" Says a cheery girl behind the register
"Um yeah, I just came to ask about the job."
>"Oh yes! What about it?"
"What times are available and how much does it pay?"
>"Its weekdays from 2 pm to 7pm, and it pays $8 an hour."
> You nod
"May I have an application?"
> The girl nods and hands you a sheet of paper
> You thank her and head out
> Next stop Hayburger
> You grab another application and find out that it pays 8.50, 4 to 9 weekends 
> You walk over to the arcade and talk to one of the employees
> They go and get their manager, a girl.
>"Yes yes, you are wasting the great and powerful Trixie's time."
"I was just wondering about the job."
>"The prize master? Ah well its simple, you give out prizes worth the tickets the brats give you. Its from 3 to 7, week long, and it pays 8.75. Interested?"
> You nod
>"The I, the great and powerful Trixie, hire you. You start tomorrow. Don't be late"
>Wentbetterthanexpected.zip
> Did she say tomorrow, 3 to 7?
> Crap, when is Vinyl's show?
>"Yo, Anon!"
> Speak of the devil...
>"What's up?"
"Just looking for a job Vy, you?"
>"Handing out flyers for my show tomorrow. You still coming right? Its at 6."
> You think about it for a moment
>"If you can't make it Anon..."
> You cut her off
"No of course I'm going! I wouldn't miss it, after all, I did promise didn't I?"
> She smiles as wide as she can and nearly throws herself into you, giving you a hug
>"I'll see ya there then bro! Stop by after, we'll talk and shit"
> You nod and wave goodbye
> Welp, you have to ask to go home early on the first day
> Maybe you'll just stroke her ego, she seems like a very vain girl
> You check your wallet once more
> Yup, still $70
> You sigh under your breath
> Nothing to really do now except head home
> You walk down the street, hearing the chit chat of the others 
> It really isn't as different as home
> In your daze a hand grabs you and pulls you into the alleyway by the arm
> They pin you to the wall
>"Hey there loser, remember me?"
> You stare right at the literal Hitler of the school, Sunset Sociopath
> Next to her was the brute himself, Chase, pinning you to the wall
>"You got nothing to defend yourself, and no one to help out huh faggot?" Says Chase as he brings a knife closer to your face
>"Now be a good little Anon and give us your wallet"
> You see that there's nothing stopping your legs from kicking him in the shins and running away, but the blade is awfully close to your facial area
> You kick him in the balls without hesitation
> Timber!
> As he falls, the blade nicks you on the cheek
> Fuck it, chicks dig scars
> You bolt out of there faster than a chicken in Ethiopia
>"Get back here you sonuvabitch!"
> You keep the pace up as long as you can
> Too bad it isn't that long
> After a few minutes you begin to slow
> If you survive this ordeal you're definitely gonna work on endurance
> You feel his hand grab you by the collar
>Chase pants.
>"Now you've done it. Give me your fucking wall-"
> A thud was clear as day
>"Look at all the pretty stars..."
> Down like a sack of potatoes
>You look up at the person who saved you
>Fluttershy you think her name is
> She nods slowly before heading off the other way
> She's an odd one, but one that's on your side
> You run your ass back home
> You close the door behind you, panting hard
>"You okay Anon?" 
> You look up at Lyra, her expression worried
> You take a minute to regain your breath
"It was nothing, just a little run in with our friend Chase"
> She grabs a napkin and uses it to clean the blood from your cheek
> You let her as she began to use tape and make a makeshift bandage
> You smile and thank her
> She smiles in return and heads to her "room"
> You still need to put up the curtains
> Didn't Vinyl say to go meet up in her apt?
> You really need a planner or something
> You go out and knock.on her door
> You hope you're right and you don't intru-
> The door opens
> There she is, same tight blue shirt, but white panties
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>"Ah, Anon!"
> She shuts the door then comes back out with her pajama bottoms
>"You didn't see anything, did you...?"
> The blush is very noticeable
> You shake your head, playing coy
> She clears her throat and invite you inside
> You walk inside
> It still amazes you how dark it is inside 
> You sit down next to her
> She offers you an earbud
> You two just sit and listen to music
> With each song she moves closer and closer
> You put your arm around her waist
> She doesn't object
> She looks at your cheek
>"Anon, what happened?" 
>Another person worried about you
> You wave your hand
"It was nothing, I just had an accident with Chase"
>"Is that all he did to you?"
> You nod
"Yeah, just a small scratch"
> You really didn't know
> She lets out a relieved sigh
>"Good...."
"Excuse me.one moment?"
> She nods
> You get up and head out the door, taking.out your phone
> You dial 9-1-1
>"Yes, Emergency Services, what's your emergency?"
"I am calling to report and attempted mugging at knifepoint."
>"Do you have the street where the mugging is taking place sir?"
"No ma'am, I was the victim and I managed to get away. I do however know who did it."
>"Sir, unless you are currently in danger or are witnessing a crime in progress we cannot take your accusation as truth."
"I see, so although I have been held at knifepoint twice now, and I know who the person is, I can't have them arrested?"
>" Not to us, but you can go to your local police station and bring it up with them. Good bye sir"
>*click*
> Well you know what you have planned for someday
> You head back inside to Vinyl
>"Everything good?"
> You nod and sit back next to her
> She snuggles into you and you put your arm around her waist once more
> She rests her head on your shoulder
> You absent mindedly kissed her forehead
> Her face lit like a Roman firework
> Your heart is about to burst out your chest
> This may be the best chance for confessing to her, but would it be too early?
> You use your finger to boop her nose
> She shook her head 
>"That was unexpected"
> She smiles and yawns
>"I think imma hit the hay. I'll see ya tomorrow Anon."
> You nod and stand up
"Night Vy."
>"Night Anon"
> You head out and she closes the door behind you
> You look behind at the closed door then head into your apt
>*snore*
"Heh..."
> You cover Lyra with a blanket and lean down to kiss her forehead
> She throws her arms around you, pulling you closer
> You do your best to come out of the hold but she's like a retard holding onto a puppy
> After a bit she lets go
> You touch your neck
> You should recommend her to wrestling
> You head to your room and set your backpack down for the first time in a while
> You got Algebra homework today, and English as well
> You feel tired but you gotta do the homework
>Fuck it!> You set the English homework and book out on your desk
> You sit down and get right to work
"What is the main cause of Romeo's death? Was it his love, his mentor, or his own pride? Write a 4 paragraph essay..."
> Fuck
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> You finish the last problem
> You take a look at the clock
> 1:23 eh
> Only took an hour
> You jumped into bed, letting nature drift you into sleepville

> Wednesday
>*Beep, beep, be-*
> Almighty snooze button to the rescue
> You yawn silently
"Another day another...yeah..."
> You stand up and change into something for the show tonight
> maybe you'll stand out with a green shirt and black pants
>You collect the papers from the desk and put em in the bag
>You come out of the room 
>*snore*
>Not so bright and early huh?
> You walk over to the sleeping Lyra
"Hey, Lyra!"
> She groans and turns on the couch
"C'mon, we gotta go or else we'll miss the bus"
> "All right...I'll be down in a minute..."
> She was pretty cute when she....
> She was pretty cute in general
> You wait outside the doorway
> The door in front of you opens
>"Yo!"
> You raise your hand in reply
> "And Lyra?"
"She just got up"
>"Ah."
> You look at each other and laugh
"You nervous about tonight?"
> She nods 
>"I just don't think that I'll do good...I mean, what if I mess up?"
"Then you own it! If you mess up, you act like you did it on purpose and move on. The key is confidence."
> She looks at you
>"How do you always know what to say?"
"Years of fucking up really gets to you"
> Lyra appeared out of the apt.
"Well hello there sunshine"
> She puffs her cheeks
>"First time you wake me up..."
> You give her a side hug
"I'm just messing with you"
> You pull Vinyl in as well
>All three go downstairs and wait for the bus
> You sit and chit chat with the mane 6 as well at the two others
> Once the bus arrives, you take your seat and begin taking out your algebra
> Pretty simple stuff
> 3x - 25 = 2
> 20/15 
> Square root of 26x - 83y over the square root of...
> This is gonna be long bus r-
> Just then a hand came from the seat in front of you and swipes your algebra sheet away
"Hey, I was do-"
> Before you can even finish your sentence it falls into your lap, complete
>"Done" says the mysterious voice
> You peek over the seat and see the girl from the rollercoaster
"Thanks for that"
> You move up next to her
> She laughed softly
>"Don't mention it, after all, we gotta help each other out:
> You nod and smile
"Ye-"
>"I think that's prom queen worthy, don't ya think?"
> Wut?
"What? I don't..."
> She sighs and takes out a piece of paper talking about electing prom king and queen.
"So you did my algebra so you can be prom queen?"
> She nodded
> Sound logic
"You have my vote, but I need to know the name of who I'm voting for."
>"Oh right. My name's Twilight."
"Nice to meet you, I'm Anon."
>*hiss*
> The day now begins
>You head say good bye to the crew and head off into the building
> You make your way to English and place your essay on the desk
>"Okay class, today we are starting a small project on romeo and juliet."
> You could feel the class' hatred seep through
>"I will put you into groups and then I'll explain more"
> You sigh> Great, lets see if you can fit this in your schedule. 
>"First group, blah, blah,..."
> You drowned out the noise, thinking about how you'll sweet talk Trixie into letting you leave early
>"Fourth group, Anon, Macintosh, Blossomforth, and Maude."
> you hear your name and look around.
>"All right, get into your groups please."
> The guy you nearly killed in the weight room is one of your partners.
> Another is a girl with green and pink hair, very happy in general
> The other girl was the complete opposite.
> No emotion whatsoever 
"Um...hey guys. I'm Anon, nice to meet you"
>"I'm Blossomforth! Nice to meet you as well Anon."
>"I'd say nice to meet you as well, but I feel nothing"
> With a name like Maude, I wouldn't doubt it
"And your Mac?"
>"Ye'up"
"Not a man of many words huh?"
>"Ye'up"
"Is that all you can say?"
>"Nope"
> Yup, a fun group indeed
>"Now that you gotten acquainted with your group, I'll tell you the project. You and your group will modernize a scene from Romeo and Juilet. Any scene is up for grabs, but it must be able to relate the same feeling as the original. It's due next Friday, and I suggest you do it as you will preform it in front of the class."
"Awesome..."
>"When should we get started?" Asked Blossomforth
"I'm available Thursday and Friday, are you guys able to meet up those days?"
>"I don't have a choice"
>"I'm available"
>"Ye'up"
"Great its decided."
>*Ding, Ding Ding*
"Lets agree on the scene tomorrow"
> They all nod, except for Maude of course
> You smile at them and grab your things
> You head to algebra, you homework In hand when you hear a familiar voice
>"Anon! Darling!"
> No doubt about it
>It was Rarity
> You walk to her and raise your hand up
"Hey."
>"Anon, I need you to come with me. I have some new clothes for you to try on."
"I got Algebra right now Rarity I-"
>"It won't take long Anon, I promise"