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Date started: 3/15/14

Notes: Started this quite a few months ago and forgot about it. I already had the ending in mind but got stuck thinking of something for the next part and just gave up. Will finish this. (8/3/14)


>Princess Celestia asked you personally to accompany her in retrieving a confidential scroll containing what she considers "sensitive information"
>You oblige, you could use the exercise after all
>...and anything to get you out of Canterlot Castle and out of range of the everlasting stares from her personal guards would be great
>You manage to just get out of view of the Castle before noticing the infinite stares from ponies also walking the streets
"Out of the frying pan..." you mutter
>You find yourself walking with the Princess through Canterlot streets for a few minutes before finally coming to a realization 
"Celestia..."
>She stops and turns towards you
>"Hm? What is it Anon?"
>You give her a stern look
>It didn't dawn on you until now
"Why didn't you just have one of your guards retrieve the scroll for you?"
>She returns your look as she speaks
>"I told you Anon, this scroll contains sensitive information. I cannot risk such information being released to the general public."
>She continues
>"I have the utmost trust in my guards, but trust can only go so far at such levels."
>Your eyebrows raise
"Oh? Then why am I with you?"
>She turns away before speaking
>"You're.. You're different Anon."
"What? What is that supposed to--"
>"I trust you with my life."
>You weren't expecting that
"Princess..."
>She turns towards you again and smiles
>"Anyway... It's been a long time since I've walked down these streets. I'm always stuck inside the castle for months on end, only going outside to preform my duties before being shoved back inside."
>She abruptly starts walking again, signifying the end of the conversation and you follow
>You walk with her silently, as she hums an unfamiliar tune


>You continue walking, with the occasional stop to greet what seems like an endless line of ponies following you in the distance
>Most come to the realization that they aren't going to even come within 10 feet of her, so they continue their business 
>Peace, for now
>Eventually Celestia turns to you 
>"Mm, Anon? I'm famished, what about you?"
>You stop and ponder for a moment
"I'm fine. If you want to stop and get something we can..."
>She gives you a look you've never seen before
>Like a mixture between bedroom eyes and very slight intrigue 
>"Yes, that sounds grand. Do you perhaps know where I could find some... meat?"
>Wait what 
"Meat? You're telling me ponies eat meat this whole time?! I asked Twilight about that when I first arrived here but she says you guys can't get--"
>Her expression changes again
>"T-That's not what I meant..."
>You're genuinely confused
"What do you mean then? Is there some artificial meat or something here? You know I haven't had any type of meat since I got here, right?"
>She frowns
>"N-No Anon. There is no meat you can eat here. Let's just... let's just continue."
>You continue wandering Canterlot streets while you review what just happened
>If you weren't such a huge pervert, you could of sworn she was referring to your "meat" at first
>Such a lady would never make such a lewd remark, especially not a 1000 year old Princess 
"This doesn't make sense.. and now I'm hungry.." you mutter under your breath
>"You say something?" Celestia asks
"Yeah, I'm hungry now. You still up for grabbing a bite?"
>"Oh, of course! Lets find somewhere with seats, my flank is killing me."
>Your eyes travel down her back until they finally meet the ever so plump flank in question
>Just looking at it jiggle as she walks almost puts you in a hypnotic state
>"Find something you like back there, Anon?" she says mischievously 
>You quickly snap your head forward to meet her gazing at you with the same expression earlier
>Feeling your face get red, you nonchalantly hum as you continue walking forward, avoiding eye contact 
>You swear you hear her giggle as she walks with you


>Looking around, you notice not only are there no more places to eat, but you've been wandering for over an hour now
>You sigh before you speak
"Celestia, quick question."
>"Mmm, yes?"
"Are we close to out destination?" 
>She silences for a few moments before eventually speaking again
>"Y-Yeeesss..?" she says slowly
>That was the least convincing thing you've heard all day
"Do you even know where we're supposed to pick up the damn thing?"
>She stops walking and looks to the ground, shuffling between her two front hooves
>"N-No.." she whispers
>You got to be shitting me
"Celestia."
>"W-Well, I don't remember where the building is.. but I remember what I was supposed to look for in order to find it.."
>She shyly giggles before trailing off into a sigh
>You sigh as well, rubbing your temple
>"I think we're on the right track, if that brings you any relief, Anon." 
>Not really, but you won't tell her 
"Alright, you're the boss. Onwards, I guess."
>If any other pony in Equestria pulled this shit, you'd give them a good smack in the head
>You'd rather not risk getting shot into the fucking sun though, so let's leave that thought at that
>You continue your walk, as you have been for the past hour until you notice Celestia slightly increase her speed
>You try and speed up to match hers but she insists on being faster
>Slowing down to your original pace you notice shes walking directly in front of you instead of next to you
>What is she trying to pull here
"Are you taunting me for looking at your ass earlier? It was an honest mistake!"
>No response, just more walking
>Fuck, you hope you didn't upset her somehow


>Oh well, its not like you said or did anything to offend her earlier, you should be fine
>Or at least you hope
>She might just be trying to concentrate on finding that damn... whatever it is
>Now that you think about it, she didn't even tell you what kind of place it is
>Is it a store? A house? Details would of been nice
"I wonder if its a--" 
"Ooof!"
>Celestia suddenly stopped moving, causing you to slam into her from behind
>"Ooohh!~" you hear her moan under her breath 
>You pull yourself back, apologizing 
"Sorry Celestia, wasn't paying attention..."
>Why did she stop
>"How bold." you hear her mutter
>She cocks her head backwards with the same expression from earlier
"W-What?" 
>She smiles
>"Thrusting into me from behind in public? I would of never assumed someone like you..."
>Your eyes widen
"What? No! I just ran into you, that's all!"
>You look down at your pants, noticing your slight hard-on and some small amount of wetness where you ran into her
>What is this? Was this here the entire time?
>Wiping some of it on your index finger, you bring it up to your nose and inhale 
>This is what you think it is, isn't it 
>You look up at Celestia, who's still just staring, eagerly awaiting your response 
>Your eyes drop from hers to her flank, which confirms your speculations


"Are... Are you..." 
>She's still gazing at you with that look
>"Am I what, Anon? Come now, speak up."
>She bends herself lower and lower to the ground as she speaks, slightly jiggling her plump flank with every word
>She swishes her tail back and forth, giving you only a second to observe her increasingly wet marehood
>Is she crazy
>You dart your head around and find there are absolutely no ponies around
>She notices as well and speaks up
>"Oooh, theres no one around, would you look at that. You know what that means?"
>You stare at her and frown
"No, no I don't."
>She gives you a confused look before switching back to her original expression
>"That means.." she whispers "...no witnesses.."
>Your eyes widen again in surprise 
"What? No witnesses to what?"
>Theres no way she can be referring to what you think she's referring to
>Her voice slows as she speaks
>"Oh Anon, if you were to take me right now in the middle of the city, no one would be any the wiser..."
>She continues as you stare in disbelief 
>"Why, I don't even think I could defend myself if you decided to have your way with me..."
>She proceeds to jiggle her exposed flank in front of your face again and as she patiently awaits your response
>"Come now Anon, you don't even have to be gentl--"
>The sound of running hooves on the road cuts Celestia mid sentence 
>"Princess!" you hear a guard yell as he approaches quickly
>He appeared out of nowhere and rushes towards the both of you
>Celestia immediately pulls herself up quicker than you can blink
>She was so fast, you're not sure the guard even noticed


>"Pri.. Princess.." the guard gasps, desperately trying to catch his breath 
>Celestia speaks in her natural voice again as if nothing just happened
>"I thought I made it perfectly clear we were to have no interactions with guards whilst I received this document."
>You're just standing motionless behind her, trying to comprehend what just happened beforehand
>The guard bows and remains that way throughout his entire explanation 
>"Terribly sorry Princess..."