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Buttercup the Conquerer: it is time for

Buttercup the Conquerer: THE FORTUNA KID MARIO PARTY REPORT

Buttercup the Conquerer: Super Mario Party: the game where harpbro decides to try to abuse the power of the character's special dice and fucking fails to move for years.

Buttercup the Conquerer: each character has their own unique dice they can use whenever, along with a normal 6 sided die

Buttercup the Conquerer: Boo's dice had 2 5s and 2 7s on it... but also 2 where not only does he not move, he loses two coins.

Buttercup the Conquerer: yeah.

Buttercup the Conquerer: I was daisy because fuck if I know and harpsis was monty mole ('wow he really likes those belly paps')

Buttercup the Conquerer: "okay lets select a stage" and my eyes immediately were attracted to the one with the blooper

Buttercup the Conquerer: "the blooper is my friend," i say several times, before the blooper betrayed me near the end and slapped me somewhere i didn't want to be.

Buttercup the Conquerer: i trusted u, goops...

Buttercup the Conquerer: I was also losing for most of the time because my luck was a bit finicky and my brother has the ungodly power of "i can fucking win almost any minigame where the odds aren't stacked against me"

Buttercup the Conquerer: he is a menace and sometimes its a chore to deal with him.

Buttercup the Conquerer: he is truly

Buttercup the Conquerer: dennis

Buttercup the Conquerer: the menace.

Draco: lol

Buttercup the Conquerer: My sis was doing a good job at actually GETTING the stars, but everyone else started getting items to warp to stars

Buttercup the Conquerer: i just kinda did my own thing and got stuck on a melon island after getting the one star

Buttercup the Conquerer: It wasn't til much later where I not only get a star from a special event

Buttercup the Conquerer: not only get a means to roll higher numbers

Buttercup the Conquerer: not only get another star legit

Buttercup the Conquerer: but mount a comeback and travel the whole board like i'm a tourist

Buttercup the Conquerer: noteworthy moment: dennis warps to the star using an item, gets excited

Buttercup the Conquerer: then... fucking forgets to switch to his normal dice

Buttercup the Conquerer: and rolls -2 coins on his special dice

Buttercup the Conquerer: and doesn't even move.

Buttercup the Conquerer: his soul left his body as a CPU snagged it from him.

Buttercup the Conquerer: we weren't sure who would win: it was pretty close between the three of us and there were bonus stars to be had

Buttercup the Conquerer: dennis got one because IT HAD TO BE THE MINIGAME STAR

Buttercup the Conquerer: and then

Buttercup the Conquerer: the sightseer star

Buttercup the Conquerer: "for those who traveled a lot!"

ivel: was the CPU right

Buttercup the Conquerer: this is how i temporarily became a protagonist of a board game anime where the world is at stake.

Buttercup the Conquerer: the comeback.

Buttercup the Conquerer: i should have just yelled "HIIMDAISY" the entire time