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0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 INDOXXI Support dengan like & share :) 1 00:00:13,222 --> 00:00:14,640 Hold all my calls. 2 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:48,173 Somebody talked. 3 00:00:49,216 --> 00:00:50,884 Somehow, Baby Corp's biggest secret, 4 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:55,055 the existence of Stinkless Serum, got leaked to our old enemies, 5 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:56,931 Puppy Co. 6 00:00:57,641 --> 00:01:00,769 Heroically, my team and I managed to fend off their agent 7 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:02,187 and save the serum. 8 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:06,358 But one loose end keeps taunting me like a deranged squeaky toy. 9 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,778 Who told Puppy Co? 10 00:01:10,779 --> 00:01:12,197 That's where my team comes in. 11 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:16,660 We are in the process of "borrowing" a very special key. 12 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:19,871 One that will allow us to access the Chewpie Tracker. 13 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,414 Little-known fact, 14 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,042 Baby Corp keeps a log of every chewpie transport 15 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:25,919 taken by anyone in the company, 16 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:29,840 which means whichever filthy traitor baby visited Puppy Co, 17 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,092 the Chewpie Tracker knows. 18 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:34,219 And very soon... 19 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:36,430 I'm going to know, too. 20 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:40,100 Outstanding slide show, Double B. 21 00:01:40,183 --> 00:01:42,894 Now, why am I involved in this corporate sneak-a-doo? 22 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:46,982 Welcome to Chewpie Tracker! 23 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:50,319 Because you're the only one in this office who types 150 shapes per minute. 24 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,363 A hundred and 57. 25 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,743 Searching! Searching! 26 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,955 Everything's clockwork here, Templeton. 27 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:04,625 In less than five minutes, I will ID our corporate spy, 28 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,501 turn him over to Turtleneck Superstar, 29 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:10,631 and seize the inside track to becoming this company's next CEO. 30 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,758 No hurry. It's all clear at home. 31 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:16,261 Lazy Saturdays are the best. Wouldn't you agree, Football Mike? 32 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:17,429 Can't talk now, Tim! 33 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:20,015 This touchdown is for the Time Travelers' Championship 34 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,434 of the Past, Present and Future! 35 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:30,400 Tim! It's errand day! 36 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:33,779 Okay! You and Mom have fun! I'll keep an eye on the baby! 37 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:37,616 No, sweetie, we're all going together! 38 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:38,533 - What? - What? 39 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:40,410 Do the baby and I have to come? 40 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:41,578 It'll be fun! 41 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,455 And you have to be there 42 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:47,459 to try on new church slacks at Junior Fancy's! 43 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:50,754 Church slacks? Leg prison? 44 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:54,841 Whoo! Church slacks! Out the door in two, Timbo! 45 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,803 Two minutes? We just got an accelerated deadline, Hendershot. 46 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,054 Where's my traitor? 47 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,974 Searching! Searching! 48 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:05,977 Not showing any transports to Puppy Co yet. Hydrate me! 49 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,148 Templeton, I need more time. You have to stall them. 50 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:12,734 If it keeps me from shopping for church slacks, 51 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:14,486 oh, I will stall them. 52 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:15,946 I'll stall them to heck! 53 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,366 Mom, Dad, it's Saturday. 54 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:22,786 What if I miss an important cartoon and they ask me about it at school, 55 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,705 but I don't know, so I don't get into college, 56 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:26,873 and now I can't grow up to be a space fireman? 57 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:28,959 Who puts out fires in space then? 58 00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:31,044 I dunno. Robots, probably? 59 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:33,755 Dang it! They'd be great at it. 60 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,549 Still not getting church slacks! 61 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:36,967 - Hey! - Yes, you are! 62 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,221 Sir, the deadline's too short. There's no way! 63 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,515 Upper management always finds a way. 64 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:45,684 Jimbo! Throw more bodies at the problem. 65 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,231 - Did we just get promoted? - Sure. 66 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,651 Yeah! 67 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:58,447 Dad, I can't find any clean underwear! 68 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,823 Did you check your drawer? 69 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:00,782 Yes! 70 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,451 Ten-13! Ten-13! 71 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:05,787 It's raining underwear! The witch's curse came true! 72 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:08,290 - Boop! - Beep! 73 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,374 Computer! 74 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,711 - Almost there, Double B! - Boss Baby! 75 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,128 Ahh! 76 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:17,632 Out of time, Hendershot! 77 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,469 Tim, are you ready? 78 00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,637 Tag, you're it! It's time for hide-and-go-seek! Go! 79 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:25,390 Timothy, it is time to leave! 80 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,810 Security Baby Phil, retrieve my key. 81 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,563 Ha-ha! 82 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:34,566 Ma'am, if you'll just give me a few more seconds. 83 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:37,319 Were you granted Chewpie Tracker access? No. 84 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:41,615 Explain yourself, using vocabulary words of at least five syllables. 85 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,451 Absolute-ive-ly. 86 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:45,911 Search complete! 87 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:53,376 The following babies made unauthorized recent transports to Puppy Co! 88 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:57,214 - The source of our leaks. - Kick it to the big board! 89 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:02,260 Compliments of your highest-qualified CEO candidate... 90 00:05:02,344 --> 00:05:03,762 Boss Baby! 91 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,264 - Huh? - End of list! 92 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,271 Detain the conspirator. 93 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:23,990 Get him! 94 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:29,913 Peg! 95 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:32,207 They won't give me pepper spray. 96 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,627 Totally innocent, by the way, ma'am. Talk soon! 97 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:41,716 Timothy Templeton! Come on, open up! 98 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,344 - No more stalling, young man! - Come on, Timbo, open up! 99 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,470 It's errand day, come on! 100 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,389 We have to get off the grid, maybe go foreign. 101 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:48,765 How many languages do you speak? 102 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:51,268 - I can say "Who farted?" in seven. - Good! It's a start. 103 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,562 Errand day, now! 104 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,605 Who farted? 105 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,570 - He went that way! - Check the coordinates. 106 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,363 Boss Baby is a traitor? 107 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,491 This world doesn't make sense anymore. 108 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,326 I believe in nothing. 109 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:12,998 I'm gonna go listen to music about sadness and black eye shadow. 110 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,751 No! Beebs would never betray Baby Corp. 111 00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:18,086 This has to be a setup. 112 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:20,505 You guys work on finding proof the boss is innocent. 113 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,507 I'm gonna try to buy him some getaway time. 114 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:23,425 How? 115 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,844 By sabotaging the pursuit. 116 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:30,140 Ma'am, I volunteer to head up the fugitive baby hunt. 117 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,223 Qualifications? 118 00:06:31,349 --> 00:06:33,393 Well, this one time when I was in daycare, 119 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:37,272 the classroom turtle ran away, and everyone figured it was... 120 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,274 But did I give up? No! 121 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:43,194 I didn't sleep for five days until I found that turtle! 122 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:47,032 And made him pay. 123 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:49,034 Efficient, frightening. 124 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:52,329 I commend you, but I've already recruited a tracking party leader. 125 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:54,080 Recruited? Who? 126 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:58,209 Boss Baby is now an outlaw from Baby Corp. How do you catch an outlaw? 127 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:00,754 Well, if it's anything like catching turtles, 128 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,340 you just need a crossbow and the will to use it. 129 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,841 You send an outlaw. 130 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:14,309 Oh, why don't everybody snap? 131 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:15,894 Rewind, it's a comeback! 132 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:16,977 Hello! 133 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:22,025 I miss everybody! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 134 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:28,238 Take it, Ted. 135 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,419 I can't believe they think you sold out to Puppy Co. 136 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:44,130 This day is just one unfair after another. 137 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:49,177 It just got worse, boss. Guess who's in charge of hunting you. 138 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:50,637 - Not guessing. - Fair enough. 139 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,974 It's Mega Fat-Not-the-CEO Just-Regular-Baby-Now, I guess. 140 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,184 Smart play, Turtleneck. 141 00:07:56,267 --> 00:07:58,061 Any progress on proving my innocence? 142 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,023 - Mmmm... Mnh-mnh. - Keep at it. 143 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:06,236 Whatever happens, I swear one thing: I will not take the fall for this! 144 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,029 And I swear one more thing: 145 00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:11,491 I will not be getting new church slacks from Junior Fancy's! 146 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,369 Not. This. Day. 147 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:17,914 Church slacks. Junior Fancy's. Coolie-cool. See you there. 148 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,542 With my bossy posse. Woop! 149 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,168 - Gah! - What do you think, Tim? 150 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:23,795 Get the worst done first? 151 00:08:23,878 --> 00:08:25,422 Ooh, good call, honey. 152 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,674 First stop on this errand day, 153 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,051 fat stacks of fine slacks! 154 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,262 Now more than ever, we cannot go there. 155 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:35,807 - Junior Fancy's, here we... - I have to pee right now! 156 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:49,237 Whizzing. Don't have to tell you, right? 157 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,781 Restrooms are for customers only, man. 158 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:33,447 Fruit pie? 159 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,201 Mega Fat Regular Baby. 160 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:39,120 No? We're just doing this now, without the pie? 161 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,164 Fine. 162 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,709 Goo-gah kai? 163 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,711 The baby martial art. 164 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,589 Thought you'd be with your posse at Junior Fancy's. 165 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:51,131 How'd you find me? 166 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,509 You're not the only one 167 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,929 who knows his way around a Chewpie Tracker console. 168 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,057 Gah! Betrayer! 169 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,186 - Your form is exquisite. - Well, I needed a hobby. 170 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,246 It's amazing, all the free time you have 171 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,566 once you give up being a professional naughty boy. 172 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,235 Puh-leeze. 173 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,361 And thank you. 174 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,030 I can't tell you how delicious it tastes in my mouth 175 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,741 to say I'm bringing Boss Baby to justice. 176 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:19,327 This isn't justice! You know I was framed! 177 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,330 Baby, I don't know nothing but these sweet moves. 178 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,332 Boom boom, fall-down dropkick! 179 00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:43,268 So, how about those politics? 180 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,771 I don't like small talk either, man. We can just do this. 181 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:47,981 Oh, thank goodness. 182 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,778 You're not taking me in. 183 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,947 Take you in, take you out. Whatevs. 184 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:59,909 I just love being the good guy for once. 185 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,836 What a satisfying... 186 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,046 Huh? 187 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:15,841 Back in the car! 188 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,848 I'm buying potato chips. Why do I have to show ID? 189 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,017 It makes me feel powerful. 190 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,645 Dad, come on, let's go. Oh, we bought snacks. 191 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,742 No one escapes me forever, Boss Baby. 192 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,828 Isn't that right, Mr. Fruit Pie? 193 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:46,372 No! 194 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:50,251 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 195 00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:54,964 Hello, evidence! 196 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,008 Let's go clear the boss's name! 197 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,514 All clear. 198 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,977 Okay, first stop, slightly delayed, church slacks! 199 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:13,232 Umm... After I just ate all those snacks? 200 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,443 They'll be the wrong size if we shop now. 201 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,821 You want me to walk around church with slacks falling to my ankles 202 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,907 like some kind of holy circus clown? 203 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,828 I suppose we could drop off our water and power bill first. 204 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,455 Re-routing! 205 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,544 Interesting. 206 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,047 You found someone else's fingerprints on there? 207 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:40,051 Hmm? Oh, no. Just Boss Baby's. Nobody tampered with his chewpie. 208 00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:44,013 - Then why did you say "interesting"? - I just like my work! 209 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:47,725 Enjoyable! 210 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,188 Darn it! Come on, think, you guys! 211 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,107 The boss is counting on us. 212 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,988 Water and power bill dropped off. 213 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,739 One errand finally done. 214 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,534 And in record time, for slowness. 215 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,827 But a record, nonetheless. 216 00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,912 Celebratory rock! 217 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,293 What was that? 218 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:26,014 - Mom, let's go! - That's the errand day spirit, Timbo! 219 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,476 Uhh... 220 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,048 How long have you known me? 221 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:03,134 When have I ever done anything against Baby Corp? I'm a company man! 222 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:06,012 Babies change, Boss Backstabber. 223 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,474 Look at me. Magnus has me doing daily meditations. 224 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,060 I am at peace with the entire universe. 225 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,565 But I'm still going to crush you, for justice. 226 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,275 I was set up! 227 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:24,906 "Oh, I'm an excuse baby!" Set up by who? 228 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,449 It's ridicu-cray-cray! 229 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,368 Can we do some doughnuts? 230 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,580 - That's unsafe driving, Tim. - But the parking lot's empty! 231 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:39,087 Whoa! 232 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,511 That stopped being fun seconds ago! 233 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:47,844 Whoo! 234 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,056 Kiss me. Right now. 235 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,683 Ohh! 236 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,645 - You okay? - Fine. 237 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:59,816 Just thinking about what Mega Fat said. Set up by who? 238 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:04,070 Staci, forget looking for evidence I'm innocent. 239 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,406 We need to focus on finding who's guilty. 240 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,282 Way ahead of you, Boss. 241 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,161 Confess! 242 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,873 Sometimes I eat crayons just to feel alive! 243 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,000 Not him. Next! 244 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,129 Confess! 245 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,506 I never understood what's so great about patty-cake! 246 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,633 It's the camaraderie of it! 247 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:28,219 Not her. Next! 248 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:29,553 Confess! 249 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:33,516 I enjoy sitting in chairs and getting yelled at. 250 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,769 Pretty big office, though. Probably gonna take a while. 251 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:38,729 Just stay mobile. 252 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,106 Way ahead of you. 253 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,150 Church slacks, ahoy! 254 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,527 Can we make our library run first? 255 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,989 We can check out new books for the baby so he won't be bored while we shop. 256 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,118 Honey, that's so sweet. 257 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,957 Looks like Junior Fancy's is our next closest stop. 258 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,710 Doesn't the bank close early on Saturdays? 259 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,173 Ice cream truck! 260 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,717 Follow it, follow it, follow it, follow it! 261 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,264 Sometimes I have nightmares that our house is on fire. 262 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:16,142 Anyway, hope you guys remembered to turn off the coffee pot. 263 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:22,356 Just to confirm. You wanted me to wear no underwear, right? 264 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,152 I have to pee again. 265 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,987 Grab a cup. 266 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,784 Church slacks! 267 00:16:35,453 --> 00:16:36,579 Church slacks! 268 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,332 Church slacks. 269 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,461 4:30 p.m. 270 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:45,421 High noon. 271 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:05,149 Welcome! 272 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,319 Junior Fancy, incredibly handsome. 273 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,613 - Mwah! - Oh! 274 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,156 How'd you like to be, too? 275 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,909 No, thank you. Everything here looks like poop. 276 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,160 Timothy! 277 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:19,247 We're here for new church slacks. 278 00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,792 Right on. Gotta look fly for the Sky Guy. 279 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:26,629 My man, hope that church has room for one dapper devil. 280 00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:30,091 Gonna need your savvy eye for fashion here, too, Daddy-O. 281 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,552 Well, if you really need me. 282 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,314 I just want to talk, Boss Baby. 283 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,650 We can still end this business peacefully. 284 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,861 Then, what are these? 285 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:54,323 Oh. Must be my "Going Out of Business Sale." 286 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:12,008 They're too tight! Let me go while you find bigger ones! 287 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,888 We can try a bigger pair. Just hold still! 288 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:21,392 My dude, looking good has to start from within. 289 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:32,153 It hurts my feelings that you make me do this! 290 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:43,623 I'm so bored. Will you please just surrender, already? 291 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:44,999 Never! 292 00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:53,758 These ones are even tighter. 293 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,719 They're choking my butt, and my butt is going to die! 294 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,679 They're two sizes bigger! 295 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,264 Oh, my goodness. 296 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,767 That looks shaky-wobbly dangerous up there. 297 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,436 You should probably jump to safety into my arms. 298 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:07,271 Come on, jumpy-jump! 299 00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:10,483 Everything will be fine! Why don't you trust me? 300 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,068 You're joking, right? 301 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:16,030 Mad Dog will bring the traitor down, sir. 302 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,282 Don't need those. 303 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,452 Boss Baby is innocent. 304 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:22,744 What? 305 00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,956 Wow! Twist! 306 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,250 But... I mean, great, yay, finally. 307 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,169 But when did you realize? 308 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,880 After our happy fun doughnut time at the power plant. 309 00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,841 Then why didn't you say something before you trapped me 310 00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:37,968 on a dangerously high stack of shoeboxes? 311 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,805 Because it was hilarious! 312 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:45,226 Oh, you should have seen your face when you thought you were going to prison. 313 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:49,689 Oh, man, I love being a good guy. 314 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,191 Oh, you miserable... 315 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,068 - Whoa! - No! 316 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,696 - Tim! - My slacks! 317 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,197 Whoa! 318 00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,990 Gotcha! 319 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,579 I guess they were too tight, huh? 320 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:09,208 - You're still paying for those. - But we didn't budget for two new pairs. 321 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,336 Ugh. His old church slacks are fine. 322 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,672 Yes! I mean, amen. 323 00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:19,719 I told you to trust me. 324 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,389 Anywaysies, you seemed so golly-gee sincere, I thought, 325 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,475 "Well, who even could have set Boss Baby up?" 326 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,729 - Besides you? - That's what I'm saying, patsy man! 327 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:32,314 The Chewpie Tracker system can be altered, 328 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,316 but only by one baby. 329 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,402 The CEO. 330 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,904 But you're not the CEO anymore. 331 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,490 Yes, thank you, I love to remember that. 332 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,285 That would mean it was... 333 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,829 Turtleneck Superstar CEO Baby! 334 00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:51,876 Did I set you up? Yes. Reason? Nollaun Wigi. 335 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,170 The Korean leadership technique, 336 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,298 also known as "Surprise Crisis"? 337 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,468 I went to a seminar. 338 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:05,139 Precisely. I had to know if my top candidate for the next CEO 339 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,892 could handle the most stressful circumstances. 340 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,894 To be clear, 341 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:12,855 you did just say "top candidate for CEO"? 342 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,899 Yes. You passed. 343 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:19,195 Uh, ma'am, I'm pretty sure all he did was run away all day. 344 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,948 But who was back at the office trying to prove his innocence? 345 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,160 An entire team of allies. 346 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,245 Boss, we got it! 347 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,080 There's a back door to the Chewpie Tracker, 348 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,708 but it's only accessible by one person! 349 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,000 Guess who? 350 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,046 Dang it. 351 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,507 You can still guess. 352 00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:42,885 Loyalty, inspiring, priceless. 353 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,346 You even won the trust of a former enemy. 354 00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,223 That's leadership! 355 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:50,267 So... 356 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,477 Rewind. 357 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,396 You slipped a tippy-top secret to Puppy Co, 358 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,817 dibble-dabbled with computer files to make an underling look guilty, 359 00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,528 and all this shenaniganning was just to test 360 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:03,656 - if Boss Baby plays well with others? - Yes. 361 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:08,953 Ooh-wee! New CEO Lady, you are even more twisted than I was. 362 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:12,581 And I love it! Call me! 363 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,124 Magnus, let's bounce. 364 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,962 You impress me, Boss Baby. 365 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,422 This ends my praise. 366 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,094 We get promotions when you're in charge, right? 367 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,429 Private offices with gold-plated potties. 368 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:28,513 Cool. 369 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,433 All good? 370 00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:34,937 Do you see me in baby jail or you in church slacks? 371 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,730 No, I do not. 372 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,983 Lazy Saturday. Boom.
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