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Very hectic! Supreme luxury - 1

Suz: Woooooooooh, I'm brooooooke!!

Fuu: Urgh... What a vulgar scream.

Meb: She's right, Suzume. You're embarrassing us by being so loud.

Suz: But~, I have no money~.

Tam: I get you, Suzume. Tama too, I already spent my monthly allowance on snacks..

Anz: Monthly... But it's not even the end of the month, how did that happen?

Tam: There are so many limited snacks at the start of spring. I bought them all, and just like that, money's gone.

Suz: I understand, Tamako-san. Every maker pushes their strawberry flavored food during this season.

Suz/Tam: A~a~h, I want mone~~y!

Kar: Enough with you two! Just buy food a little more reasonably and in moderation.

Yum: That is right. Furthermore, this is no isolated incident, history repeats itself passed the first half of each month.

Ren: To repeat a cycle of mistake and regret, I have no words but foolish to describe it.

Mit: Isn't it because you eat too much?

Tam: No, I don't think so. Just look at Fuu, she clearly eats way more than Tama every month, and she's not going broke.

Its: Ah, I'm not a big eater, so I give the rest of my money to onee-chan, that's all.

Suz: She gets by with cleverness, as expected of the great club president! Chirp chirp♪

Shi: Jumping on the occasion to flatter...

Suz: I'm jealous of you, Sonoko-sans. You must be eating luxurious snacks every day.

SON: Hm~? Our snacks are mostly just Wasshi's botamochi though~?

Son: My meals are the same as Mino-san and Wasshi. Only ancestor-sama and Hinata-senpai eat out on the weekends~.

Suz/Tam: You're lying!!

SON/Son: Eeeeeh!?

Tam: You two... I know you're eating gorgeous feasts every day in secret!

Aki: Then their stomachs would explode! Wipe off that drool and calm down.

Suz: A~a~h, I'm jealous~ of rich people. I wanna see what it's like just once.

Chi: If you buy all the cheap snacks you can, you'll just experience the gluttony part of it...

Tak: Is your image of rich people that they eat a lot? Because I see them as fashionable with private jets.

Sek: Yeah. Buying stuff whatever the price may be too, or wasting money on gambling with no restraint.

Tam: I know that! When we went to the festival, Wakaba took out 1000 yens at the lottery and said "I'll take 10"!

Suz: A-A true bourgeois! I'm so jealous!

Wak: Eeh!? B-But I only wanted the prize earring for Hinata...

Hin: Oh my, Wakaba-chan... Po♪

Tam: She ended up getting it on the first try, and she just gave the rest to some kids nearby!

Fuy: That's so cool! I wanna do it too!

Suz: People who were born rich just live the life the most naturally in the world... Haa~.

Yuz: Right, even just 1000 yens, it wouldn't have even occurred to me.

Wak: No... I'm not rich, I simply manage my finances well enough to get by...

Suz/Tam: You're lying!!

Wak: Eeh!?

Suz: Aah, I wanna be rich! I wanna know how it's like wasting money without having to worry about running out!

Tam: I wanna bathe in bills, use cash as a fan, and sleep on a diamond bed!

Kir: Don't that sound more like torture to ya?

Sum: Besides, I don't think the Sonocchis do that sort of thing...

Gin: Your mental images are scary...

Suz/Tam: I still want to~~!

Aka: What if we pretended to be rich then?

Aya: Ah, this reminds me, we played this with everyone before the sentinels arrived!

Tak: Eh? We did?

Tou: A-Are you referencing... this sinister play house?

Tam: That sounds good! I want to! Let's do it! Let's all pretend we're loaded!


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[Hero Club]

Uta: How are we supposed to pretend being rich? By all acting like high society?

Yum: What a wonderful prospect! Ah, I am of genuine high society, most evidently.

Suz: The only thing that's high about you is your socks.

Yum: Su~zu~me-~saaaaaaan!!

Tam: Don't you think of rich people as playing at the casino? Betting 1 million at once♪

Fuu: I don't care if we just play pretend, I will not allow gambling for minors!

Aya: Uuh, excuse me. What is a casino?

Yos: Speaking of which... Aside from vaguely a roulette, it is an unknown concept to me as well.

Anz: Yeah. I know some terms like cards, tarot, and baccarat from novels or movies, but concretely...

Its: I remember seeing a mafia man smoking a huge cigar saying in a movie "I'm calling 10,000 dollars"!

Nat: So in short... a gambling place.

Sum: Aah! I know about those! They appear frequently in historical plays.

[Washio Sumi's knowledge]

Tou: Place your bets, even or odd!?

Meb: Even!

Aki: Odd!

Kar: Even!

Hin: Even or odd, let us see! It's double ones, even!

Aki: Bullshit, you cheated!

Hin: Dear customer... I cannot allow such slanderous accusations. Take care of her!

Gin/SHI/Tou: Oryaaaaaah!!

Hin/Tou: Sumi-chan!?

Sum: W-Was I mistaken?

Ren: Hmph, the Japanese origin alone creates a great difference with casinos.

SON: You all know less than I expected~. What about our game maniac, Chii-chan?

Chi: I know about casino games themselves, but I don't know how it's like inside a casino.

Tam: Sonoko~. you're the only one we can rely on. Be our pretend rich organizer~.

Fuu: For the second time, there will be no gambling.

SON: What if we buy and use chocolate coins instead~?

Nat: It's good. We could eat them together when we're done playing.

Fuu: I see... Then, I have no complaints. Make an order of chocolate coins immediately!

Kar: Wait. We'll be gambling chocolate only? If we're doing snacks, we could gamble dried sardines too.

Tam: Are you taking Tama for a cat, to gamble fish!?

Suz: Munching on crunchy dried sardines doesn't have the gambling vibe at all, rejected!

Kar: Waah... Swiftly refuted. These two are serious today...

SON: So anyway, I take it a casino is our final choice, right~?

SON: I'll have it arranged before too long, so please wait a little until everything is ready~♪

Tam: Ooh, thanks, Sonoko! I have high expectations!

Suz: Having a real rich friend is a blessing♪

Shi: You've been hating the wealthy, but you change your tune as soon as things go your way, this is the peak of lower middle class...


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[Sunday at the gymnasium]

Suz/Tam: Waaaaaah~~!?

Fuy: It's like a movie set! The gymnasium has become a casino!

Fuu: U-Um~, Sonoko-san? What is...

SON: Casino props are surprisingly big, they wouldn't fit in the club room or lounge~.

SON: So I used club activities on Sunday to leave school and I got all that in before the evening~.

Tam: Amazing... So that's a casino! It's the first time I see one!

Aki: I'm feeling a little emotional. Boy~, this sure has a different flavor from Mahjong parlors~.

Yos: Of course it is. Where did this comparison come from?

Chi: Haaa... I only saw slot machines in games before. I-Is it okay for me to touch them!?

SON/Son: Go ahead~♪

Nat: What is this table...? It looks like there are playing cards...

Anz: My guess would be a Blackjack table.

Nat: I'm healthy, I don't need an operation...

Kar: Not this one! Stop with the bokes on unmistakable words!

Suz: D-Does everyone know the rules to the card games played at casinos?

Yuu: The winner gets coins!

Mit: I assume it would be true for all games.

Aya: The only card games I know are old maid and concentration... Sorry.

Yum: There is no need for apologies, Kokudo-san. Let it be a learning experience for all of us.

SON: Let's kick things off with the easiest one, we'll explain Blackjack rules~.

Son: The objective is to get the closest possible to 21 with the sum of the cards in your hand~.

Shi: Surprisingly easy...

Son: As for particularities, cards numbered 2 through 10 score according to their numbers...

Son: But the jack, queen and king are all worth 10. An ace is 1 but can also be 11~.

Uta: Ha? 1 or 11? So can face cards also be 11, 12 and 13?

Son: No, they can't~.

Nat/Yuz/Tam: S-So difficult...

Aka: Why are 11, 12 and 13 worth 10? Is it rounded half up? And who decides between 1 and 11?

Its: Aaah... My head is turning into mush with all of this.

Kir: Hey, can't we just count cards based on their numbers today?

Meb: I feel like it would only lead to more confusion. Shouldn't we follow the established rules?

Suz: U-Um! My stance on this is I don't want to gamble for real!

Suz: I just wanna know how it feels to be rich. If we made it a legitimate match, I'd lose anyway!

Suz: So rather than playing with punishing rules, can't we just enjoy the mood of the place?

Tam: Well said, Suzume! Tama completely agrees.

Gin: So today, let's all act like we're rich people meeting up at a casino!

Hin: I don't see an issue in that. Old maid and poker should not damage the general impression.

Wak: In any case, we won't know until we try. Shall we begin then?

Yos: I assume we can proceed? Now everyone, let this make-believe wealthy gathering begin.

Yum: My~, good day to you, countess Kagajou♪

Suz: Goodness, if it isn't... Miroku-san, that's acting like nobility, not rich!


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[Sunday at the gymnasium]

Yum: Nobility and wealth are closely affiliated, or would you be saying I am mistaken?

Tak: Right! What rank should I be♪

Yuu: What are the shakus that exist?(*1)

Kir: Like irritable, evening drink, reduced scale, and ladle?

Yuu/Tak: Eeh!

Chi/Tou: Don't lie to Takashima-san! / Don't lie to Yuuna-chan!

Ren: The ranks of nobility within ancient Japan were based on Kazoku-rei, from top to bottom are duke, marquis, earl, viscount, and baron.

Uta: I want to be a baron! It sounds provincial, so it's obvious for me!

Aya: Eh, but you're a girl?

Uta: Ah, right. Then I'm a baroness.

Ren: Hmph, such a word does not exist.(*2)

Its: Hm~m, then I'll be a viscount.

Shi: But you're not a kid...?(*3)

Sek: Wait, middle schoolers are... That's not what it means, is it!?

SON: The concept of nobility doesn't exist in the Divine era, so do as you like~.

Yuu: Really? What would fit me? Tougou-san♪

Tou: Yuuna-chan, you're having fun. Are you interested in nobility ranks?

Yuu: I am! I don't understand it but Highness and Majesty are so cool!

Yum: She has gone straight to the royal family!

Mit: If you're talking royalty, Utanon is the farm king... But she's been demoted to baroness.

Tam: Aah, how much longer are you gonna talk? Who wants to take on duke Tama in old maid!?

Kir: Pf... Pfft... Pugyaaaaaah! C-C-Count Tama... Tamakou! Ahyahyahyahya!(*4)

Suz: Now now, duke Suzume shall be your opponent. With these coins!

Shi: Hm...? Wait. SHIZUKU is saying something. Eh? ......Count dumbassparrow.

Suz: She already called me that once!

SON: Everyone, can I interest you in antique Japanese grape juice? Who wants some?

Aki: Wah, the drinks too? I'll help serving them!

Tou: Young Washio countess, Sumi-sama. What a most ravishing clothing it is.

Sum: Well thank you very much. This kaga yuzen has been passed down over generations among the young girls of my family.

Fuu: Well they didn't lose a second.

Yuz: Uumm... I'll distribute the cards then. Here.

Sek: Here, the chocolate coins you've been waiting for♪

Tam: Oooooooh, a huge stack of coins! That's the symbol of wealth!

Suz: Mhmh. I'll bet these 3 coins.

Gin: We have so many, you can bet more than that, you know?

Suz: No, I won't! If I lose, they're gone!

Its: So much for pretending to be rich...

Meb: Hm... That's a pretty good hand I have. I'll be adding 10 more coins. What will countess Miyoshi do?

Kar: I-I'll also...... nevermind, one more.

Meb: Pft... Excuse me, countess. It would seem jokers have a high affinity for you.

Kar: Guh... You laughed. How rude of you! You need a glove in this situation. Who has a glove...!?

Wak: Why would you need gloves in March?

Yum: Do you not know? Tossing a glove upon someone's face acts as a declaration of war. A duel so to speak.

Kar: Exactly. I challenge baroness Kusunoki to a duel! Bring me my glove immediately, Alfreeeeeeeeed!!

Yum: Excuse me!? You butler thief!

Note 1: Nobility ranks in Japanese end with "shaku", all words Shizuka says after do as well.

Note 2: Baron in Japanese is gender neutral, but the word itself is written with the kanji for man, and Utano replaced it with woman which isn't a real word.

Note 3: Viscount is written with the kanji for kid.

Note 4: Removing the "shaku" part at the end makes "Tamakou".


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[Sunday at the gymnasium]

Kar/Meb/Yum: Uryah! Eyah! Doryah! / Petty thief! Return my butler!

Kir: Table over there's lookin' distinguished, and here's the exact opposite.

SON: Casinos are social gathering places, getting along and talking isn't a bad thing~.

Tam: Getting along? But they're fighting?

SON: Yes. Observing the powers while creating friendships can lead to future business opportunities~.

SON: If they're low on cash, you should avoid them, and if they're profitable, maybe you could get sales going~.

Ren: Hmph, deducing people's intention while harboring a smile is an everyday occurrence to the powerful.

Suz: Sounds complicated. I thought rich people just did what they wanted without having to think about anything.

Anz: Even though English race tracks give more of an elegant afternoon tea image.

Anz: Nobles running their favorite horses of proud lineage, approaching their sweetheart with wine in one hand...♪

Tam: Eeh? Horse races? The ones where everyone's over the top cheering for horses. That's elegant~?

Wak: People aside, horse mane fluttering as they gallop, slicing through the wind, I believe this is elegant.

Hin: I agree. I love horses. One day, I'll race Wakaba-chan...

Wak: Yes, I'd like to race with you too.

Hin: Ufufu, and I'll win♪

Sek: What're these girls talking about!?

Aya: Everyone, would you like another fill of grape juice?

Aka: Ah, sorry, we're putting you to work. Aya-chan and Mito, do you wanna be over here?

Mit: No. I find serving to be more fun than playing rich.

SON: If you're already at work, are you interested in being dealers~? Offer for the Mikos~♪

Aya: Dealer?

Yuu: I saw them in a movie! They're the rabbit people at casinos♪

Gin: Rabbit... people... at casinos???

Yuu: Yeah. The main character said "Hey, bunny. Come over here" to the rabbit person he fell in love with at first sight.

Tou: Haa~, what a happy rabbit I would be if Yuuna-chan said it to me♪

Tou: I'm half Miko, pale, love carrots, and mature, being a rabbit would suit me well!

Nat: Right... Now that you say it, I can imagine rabbit Tougou...

Shi: Kohagura... Wake up.

Its: Uum... Yuuna-san, about the line from earlier, I think you mistook honey for bunny...

Fuu: So anyway, could it be bunny girls Yuuna is talking about?

Mit: B-Bunny girls!? With those practically swimsuit outfits!? I-I can't wear that!

Sum: That's right, it is indecent!

Chi: First of all, if we're not doing the casino games properly, there's no need for them.

Chi: It's endless chatting at this table anyway, I think I'll just go home early...

Yos: Ko-Koori-sama, the reason for your disapproval towards Miko bunny girls... Is that I would be too much of an eyesore...

Chi: Haa?

Tak: Cheer up. I'll pet you, Yoshika bunny. Hey, bunny, come over here♪

Chi: Ta-Takashima-san!? Yoshika or not, petting Hanamoto-san would be too far...(*1)

Tak: But Yoshika-chan will feel lonely if you leave, if I don't do at least that...

Chi: What are you saying? I'll always be here, please let me!! Takashima-san, by your side!!!!

Uta: Sobanny!? Sobanny girls!? Mii-chan! You need to do this!(*2)

Mit: W-What you are saying!? A~~h! This doesn't make any sense~~!

SON: It doesn't have to be incident. Maybe that extra flavor to casino games is needed~.

SON: Since we already brought that in, I'm sure it'll be interesting to all play together~♪

Tam: That... Aah!! That's the weird spot over there!

Note 1: Pet is "Yoshiyoshi".

Note 2: By your side is "Anata no soba ni", mistaken for a mix of soba and bunny.


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[Sunday at the gymnasium]

Son: Anyway, until our special dealers preparations are done, we let Aki-senpai do it first~.

Aki: ...Last call. No more bets. Noir 13, countess Doi wins.

Suz: Splendid, countess Doi. I believe this makes a million dollars?

Tam: Ha ha ha. That was only luck, baroness Kagajou. Now, drink away. Cheers♪

Suz: Renaissance♪

Kir: Not too shabby, Suzuyan, you're on fire♪ Ya're gettin' a feel for gambling.

Yuz: You just have to guess which number the ball will stop on at roulette. Even I can do this.

Son: There are more intricacies to the real rules, but for today, you can simply enjoy it~.

Tam: Who's next for a match against me? Not that anyone stands a chance.

Yum/Ren: Let us put it to the test!

Tam: Who!?

Ren: It is us, the Miroku dukes!

Ren: We are betting 567 thousand dollars.

Wak: It seems like everyone changes their nobility titles as they see fit...

Kar: Or rather, they forget right away.

SHI: I'm getting in on this battle. I bet everything on the red of blood splatter!!

Chi: 10 thousand dollars on every black space.

Aki: Awawa... Owner. We have a lot of costumers that are bad news bearers~.

Son: Mmh... Dealer change! I leave it to you, my bunnies!

Aya/Mit: Sorry for the wait.

Anz: Haaaaaaaa~~h♪

Meb: A-Aya-chan as a bunny...

Uta: Mii-chan as a sobanny girl...

Mit: Next game... Roulette start...

Aya: No more bets, pyon♪

Anz: She said pyon! So cute~~♪

Mit: Double zero... Dealer takes all.

Yum/Ren: Pardon me!?

Chi: Skilled dealers are able to throw the ball to land on a specific space... Could it be!?

Tam: Haha~, what do we have, the owner is cheating? Tamastounding.

Suz: But it's not like we'll get upset. You don't start fights when you're rich. Munch.

Kar: Don't eat your coins!

Mit: Next game. Farm king, will you bet?

Uta: I-I'll bet, I'll bet! 100 millions on Mii-chan the sobanny girl!

Aya: Count Mebuki? Will you play, pyon?

Meb: Of course, pyo-... Ahem, I will.

Anz: Everything on Aya-chan!

Kir: Ye're betting like it's a derby!

Nat: I'll bet on Mito too...

Fuy: Mm~h, I'm on the fence, to even my surprise, I can't decide!

Sek: The game has totally changed!

Its: I think... I understand now why casinos have bunny girls...

Fuu: They're not cute little bunnies... They're devil rabbits out to squeeze to your last coin.

Aya/Mit: Roulette start♪