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>"...the hell?"
>You bust out into laughter. You get the joke!
>Pink shares your enthusiasm, and the two of you laugh for a good minute uninterrupted.
>Purple coughs loudly and gets pink to quiet down.
>"Alright, well, it seems as though we may have forgotten to introduce ourselves. I am Twilight Sparkle, these are my friends:Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity and Fluttershy."
"I'm Anonymous, and this is my master, Zetta."
>Well shit, that was pretty natural to say.
>"Well we came to this area in the Everfree forest when something landed in it from space. Seeeing as you are a completely undocumented species and a magic book, perhaps you would like to come meet our princesses?"
>"Say yes, you idiot! Oh wait, I'm not pretending anymore. HYAAAHAHAHAHA! Very well! We accept this offer!"
>He turns you and the world grows darker for a moment.
>"If we take out their royalty, taking over should be a snap! Just play along and point me where I need you to, alright?"
"Sure. I feel bad about attacking p0nies though."
>"Well then it doesn't matter! I'M doing the attacking!"
>You turn, and the world rebrightens, and it appears that the other ponies were frozen in time.
>Neat trick.
>The six ponies lead you through the forest, without any talking to you. They mutter amongst themselves, but fuck if you know what's going on.
>"Alright, slave. Maybe your talent lies in deception, or perhaps the more evil talent of politics. What is it you used to do?"
"I used to browse the internet."
>Zetta blinks and then glares at you.
>"That isn't a healthy past-time you know."
"Ugh! First my mom, and now my overlord. Great."
>"That's it! When I get my castle, you're going straight to your room!"
>Eventually you are free from the forest, and the girls lead you to a train.You board it, and it takes off.
>"Make conversation, Anonymous."
"Right-o Zetta."
>The ponies have taken to staring at you expectantly.
>Well shit.
>Open with a light joke.
"You know, when they said I'd go to hell for the things I've laughed at, I didn't expect this."
>Chirp.
>Chirp.
>"Was that a joke?"
>Pinkie looks perturbed at your pathetic prose.
"Well, actually I died not too long ago, this is like the afterlife for me."
>You look at Zetta, to see if you done goofed.
>He's snoring. Bubble out of where a nose should be and everything.
>Twilight: "Wow! Your species' afterlife is reincarnation? So is ours!"
"Yeah, well. On Earth...this isn't Earth, right? Well on Earth, we have tons of religions, I was kind of mad when I found out mine was one of the wrong ones."
>Is that the castle in the distance?
>Yes it is.
>You disembark the train and are led through a large city of other p0ny creatures, most of them in monocles or some other rich-person wear.
>The castle itself takes up a majority of the city, it seems, and you reach it in no time.
>White ponies in gold armor begin to swarm the group and lead you on a direct path the a long hallway.
>"Ahhh, whoever made this castle had great taste! I think I'll make mine a bit bigger though..."
>This book, man.
>The doors at the end of the hallway open, revealing a large white pony and a slightly smaller blue one, though both are easily larger than the six who have led you here.
>...how the hell do six random ponies have the connections necessary to get an audience with the monarchs?
>Whatever the fuck.
>You don't give a damn.
>A third form steps out from behind the white one, this time a small girl in a white dress with long white hair.
>"PRAM!?"
>Zetta sounds pretty surprised.
>"Why hello, Zetta. Just checking in on my favorite idiot overlord."
>"You THREW ME across the UNIVERSE."
>White large pony speaks up.
>"Pardon me, for intruding on this reunion, Miss Oracle. I do believe we have yet to introduce everyone."
>Another round of introductions, bigwhite is Celestia and bigblue is Luna, the girl is Pram.
>Pram: "Well I'm just soooo glad to see that Zetta's making friends. And with another human? I'm not surprised."
>"SHUT UP, PRAM!"
>Pram: "He's just shy. Well, remember what I told you two, and eeeverything should work out fine."
>Pram snaps her fingers and a whole mess of runes fly into the air and surround her. When the light it emanates disappears, she is gone.
>Celestia: "Well, it is a pleasure to meet you, Overlord Zetta, our condolences on the loss of your planet."
>Z: "Yeah, whatever. Now listen here, I'm Lord Zetta, one badass freakin overlord!...That's your cue, Anon."
>OH!
>You lift him up, facing the princesses.
>"ZETTA..."
>Luna: "That will be enough of that, mister Zetta."
>Luna shoots a beam from her horn and it smacks Zetta in the face.
>Z: "What the? Who turned out the lights?"
>You bring him back down to eye level, finding a blindfold on him.
>L: "We are well aware of overlords, and by their standards, we are as well. We should hope to remedy your situation peacefully."
>C: "Yes, my sister has it right. Overlord Zetta, come hither."
>She doesn't wait for you to bring him to her, but rather lifts him out of your arms with magic.
>Z: "Wait! We can talk about this!"
>...so much for being a badass.
>She opens him up.
>Z: "No! No, don't do it!"
>She lifts a quill, and begins to write in the pages.
>As the writing is finished, words etch themselves onto your eyes.

I WISH FOR A SUITABLE CASTLE

>C: "Well, that didn't cost too much mana at all!"
>Zetta calms down after that, and shuts himself closed.
>Z: "You..gave me a castle"
>C :"Actually, this is what Pram suggested."
>She continues "You are to live among ponies in order to greater understand our source of mana, and shall in turn defend Equestria."
>Z: "Now hold it right there, I'm grateful for a castle, but I can't even see, much less see the castle. No de-...Anon, remove this fucking blindfold!"
>You comply, taking Zetta from Celestia's grasp.
>Once freed, he grins.
>You are pulled to the side and darkness again.
>"Alright, here's the deal. I just got a whiff of the mana these two are packing. Those six ponies over there are about on par with whitey, the larger of the two in terms of mana. It's clean mana. They are literally producing mana for next to no cost. Now I'm already the proud owner of the most mana in the multiverse aside from Zenon. Mine is the most powerful. But if I managed to learn this mana trick from these ponies, I could top him too!"
"What the fuck is mana?"
>Zetta is stunned.
>"How in the hell do you not know what mana is? It's life energy! Us demons sort of use it like currency with the dark court, or create stuff with it ourselves, like I do. Fuck the dark court."
>He spits.
>"So anyway, this planet is golden for mana...if we stay here, I can have enough mana for my body back!"
"This isn't your body?"
>"Hell no!"
>You turn, the world brightening once more.
>Z: "We accept, princesses Celestia and Luna!"
>C: "We are glad you see it our way, Overlord Zetta."
>Z: "Now enough of this, where's my castle?"
>L: "Oh, you know...around. It is located in P0nyville, where you will be based out of."
>Z: "Sweet! Let's get a move on, Anon!"
>You exit the castle, Zetta in hand and the six ponies in tow.