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Toonami Non-Alcoholic Drinking Game
(because no human could survive WITH alcohol)
 
Take a shot every time:
-Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish
-One of the following commercials airs:
    -Gamefly
    -Trojan condoms
    -Upcoming/current video game
    -Any commercial you feel out of place airs
    -Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets
    -Random upcoming genre movie
    -Any anti-smoking (two if it's REALLY annoying)
    -Sonic shakes
    -Steve Blum Fast Food/theme restaurant
 
Dragonball Super:
-The episode covers stuff from movies
-Someone complains that it's not like DBZ
-The jokes don't work
-A character from Dragonball or another Toriyama work shows up
-Goku is even more of an idiot
- Super Spoils something from Buu saga
-A powerful character from DBZ gets BTFO by a new enemy
-Someone panics over offending Beerus
-Someone promises Beerus food
-A character from original DBZ is embarrassingly put down in Super
-Goku fucks up another chance to resurrect King Kai
-Yamcha plays baseball (2 shots if he gets wrecked)
-Vegeta loses any shreds of dignity he has left
-Flashback to DBZ Kai, with Kai's animation
-Beerus and Whis react to Earth food
-Whenever the whole Pilaf Gang show up
-Future Trunks cries
-"ZAMASU"
-Dragon Ball callbacks

My Hero Academia:
-Deku cries
-Deku hurts himself using his power
-All Might transforms
-Plus Ultra is yelled
-Someone says why they want to be a hero
-Frog girl says ribbit
-Bakugo acts like a bitch
-This little purple fuck says something perverted
-Deku spergs out over anything
-You recognize what a character is a reference to
-There's costume talk

FLCL Progressive:
-There's a callback
-There's a pantyshot (2 shots if it's a male pantyshot)
-There's sexual innuendo
-Someone in the thread complains it's not like the original
-Someone in the thread complains it's too much like the original
-MC calls her mom mommy
-someone's gonna overflow
-something comes out of someone's head
-jinyu fails at maiding
-Haruko educates the next generation
-Little Buster

Pop Team Epic:
-you recognize a VA
-there's a 4th wall break or meta-humor
-there is an unexpected reference out of no where. E.G.: Cool Runnings, Hanna Barbara, Skyrim
-there's a live-action segment
-something is untranslated
-Popkuo gets angry
-Bob Team Epic starts
-the french segment starts
-down a whole drink when HELLSHAKE YANO happens
-down a whole drink when it's time to POP TOGETHER.
 
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure:
-Someone strikes a pose
-Someone does something physically impossible
-The first time someone who isn’t white/Asian shows up
-A female character does something plot relevant
-Bad things happen to a dog
-A vehicle is destroyed
-The anime uses a different name than the manga
-Someone says a weird analogy in the middle of a battle
-Someone gets a wound that would kill a normal person
-A scientific fact is dropped into the middle of a fight
-Colors change
-Someone mentions the Speedwagon Foundation
-A new Stand appears
-Chug when Stands put out a ton of punches
-ゴゴゴゴゴ MENACING ゴゴゴゴゴ
-A Stand with a non-human user is shown
-Hamon is mentioned
-Jotaro says “Gimme a break”
-Old Joseph’s a dick
-Old Joseph destroys a camera
-Jotaro is the only who stays cool under pressure
-Kakyoin is a weirdo
-A defeated Stand user comes back

Hunter x Hunter:
-Kurapika mentions spiders
-Leorio gets mad
-Kurapika is angsty
-Someone compares Hxh to Naruto/YuYu Hakusho
-A character appears for the 1st time
-A character reappears after missing 2 or more episodes
-Someone is angry (2 shots if it’s not Kurapika)
-Gon is hardheaded
-Kurapika gets triggered
-Killua is arrogant
-Leorio gets flustered
-Hisoka gets aroused
-Rambling exposition lasts over a minute (2 shots for 2+ minutes)
-Someone cries
-An unnamed character dies
-They say the word “hunter”
-They explain how something works
-A nen ability name appears on screen.
-Kurapika’s eyes turn or flash red.
-Someone uses a phone
-Senritsu comments on someone’s heartbeats or footsteps.
-Someone tells a lie (2 shots if it’s not Killua or Hisoka)
-Two Ryodan members toss a coin to solve a disagreement.
-Neon complains.
-Someone comments how young Killua & Gon are/calls them kids.
-Someone does something that should be impossible for a normal person
-Buttshot!
Take 2 shots when:
-A named character dies
-Leorio does something serious or useful
-Someone gets punched in the face
-Gon and Killua break a wall
-The Genei Ryodan steals something.

Black Clover:
Take a tiny sip when:
-Asta yells for no reason (2 drinks if he yells about friendship)
-Asta doesn't understand a basic thing
-Asta says he'll be the wizard king
-Asta has gooey shoujo eyes (2 drinks if anyone else has them, unless they're always like that)
-"Oh it's magic, you can just cut through it, Asta!"
-Someone's surprised about the sword and/or doesn't understand Asta's power
-Someone who didn't care about Asta at first suddenly likes him or thinks he's "interesting"
-Someone highlights Asta's bad qualities
-Yuno reacts blankly to something
-Noelle acts tsun
-Luck calls something "fun"
-Nero (the bird) nests in Asta's hair
-Finral (the spatial magic guy) flirts with a girl
-The wizard king fangirls about magic
-Yami (the Black Bulls' leader) has a moodswing
-Someone talks shit about the Black Bulls
-Something new and black shows up
-Royalty calls a peasant a peasant, or calls themselves royalty
-Peasants call themselves peasants, or society's hierarchy is otherwise mentioned.
-"Hayai!"
-There is an attempt at fanservice
-There's a flashback
-There's obvious "hidden" foreshadowing
-There's contrived shipteasing
-There's unnecessarily long side character exposition
-Someone tries to make a badass one-liner
-Someone talks shit about Noelle for not being able to control her magic
-Someone's a dick for no reason (drink again if it only happened as a setup for Asta to beat the shit out of them)
Take a full shot when:
*There's a declaration of rivalry
*The battle is won or someone gets a powerup from the power of friendship
*Nero (the bird) is used for plot convenience
*A shot or plot idea is nearly identical to that of another anime
 
Naruto Shippuden:
-Sasori sleeper agent meeting flashback
-Someone sighs or facepalms at Naruto's antics
-Naruto mentions ramen
-Sakura misses a chance to be useful
-Somebody runs with their arms trailing behind them
-There's a flashback
-Jiraiya does something perverted
-Sharingan activates
-A rasengan is used
-Someone gives a speech on friendship
-A kunai, shuriken, or paper bomb is used
-A nature based jutsu is used
-A hokage is shown or referenced
-A ninja walks on water, up a tree, or side of a mountain
-Someone does/uses something overly impractical

Space Dandy:
-Someone is dandy
-Sexy girls in underwear show up
-Someone says "Boobies" or the place shows up
-A new alien appears
-Dandy hits on a girl
-Dandy does maintenance on the pompadour
-The narrator speaks up
-Someone breaks the fourth wall
-Dandy does something incredibly stupid (like dropping his gun in the first episode)
-Meow points out the obvious

Cowboy Bebop:
-The three old guys show up
-Faye gets herself in trouble
-Someone pulls a gun
-Tank! finishes playing
-Spike mentions hating either kids or pets.
-Any character says bounty.
-Spike does something borderline awesome/badass
-You d'aaw at Ed
-Faye gets herself into trouble
-"See You Space Cowboy" shows up

Lupin III:
-The gang goes to a new part of Italy
-2 shots when they steal something
-A car chase happens
-Fujiko reveals herself
-Zenigata gets embarrassed
-Lupin’s wife shows up
-Nox gets pissed
-Robocop gets serious.
-The locals get theirs for not listening to Zenigata.
-Budget wasted on keeping animation styles from clashing.
-Fujiko double crosses everyone.
-Lupin hits on Fujiko.
-Lupin escapes a trap or outplays an enemy.