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September 9, 2012
2:55 AM - Brick: Voice chat tonight
2:55 AM - Brick: Let me get out maps
2:55 AM - Brick: And we'll start
2:55 AM - sUiCiDaL Beaf McBighuge Appsy: Dalek chains are made of cardboard or something, jeez
2:56 AM - Nerts: can we not do the actual game over voice?
2:56 AM - DiscoInferno: Also, just a heads up my internet has be a bit unpredictable lately
2:56 AM - Nerts: because my parents are trying to sleep
2:56 AM - DiscoInferno: I may disappear for extended periods of time, might not
2:56 AM - DiscoInferno: My parents are trying to sleep too
2:56 AM - Brick: Fine, no voice chat
2:56 AM - DiscoInferno: In a tent somewhere
2:56 AM - DiscoInferno: Aww
2:56 AM - DiscoInferno: Please?
2:56 AM - Brick: Fine
2:57 AM - Brick: But rolls and stuff, in here
2:57 AM - M.Ciaster: aw, but the voice chat is great
2:57 AM - Brick: So we can log em
2:57 AM - DiscoInferno: Ok, mu importante stuff in text form
2:57 AM - Brick: Yup
2:57 AM - DiscoInferno: muy*
2:57 AM - sUiCiDaL Beaf McBighuge Appsy: Yes, I vote we do this over chat
2:57 AM - Brick: Get in Voice chat if you can
2:57 AM - sUiCiDaL Beaf McBighuge Appsy: so I can read it between commercials of Doctor Who
2:58 AM - Trogdor: so do we have all of DAH PEEPS
2:58 AM - Trogdor: also i forgot to add laser pistol to my character sheet i will do so now
2:58 AM - Nerts: brb, doritos
2:59 AM - Brick: Trog, I put down the pistol
2:59 AM - Nerts: Also, make sure your character's got that 2500 for clearing out the previous rooms
3:00 AM - Trogdor: i am pretty sure i did the xp
3:00 AM - Trogdor: cause i am level 3 now
3:01 AM - Nerts: Yep
3:02 AM - Trogdor: got another 22 skillpoints
3:02 AM - Brick: Did you put your latest sheets on dropbox?
3:03 AM - Nerts: the one on Dropbox for Knight is upto date
3:03 AM - Brick: Good
3:05 AM - Brick: Everyone ready?
3:05 AM - M.Ciaster: ready.
3:05 AM - Trogdor: i am here
3:05 AM - sUiCiDaL Beaf McBighuge Appsy: Nobody punch any holes in the universe
3:05 AM - Knight: ~
3:06 AM - Trogdor: tooo
3:06 AM - Trogdor: laaate
M.Ciaster has changed their name to Red Allen.
3:06 AM - Red Allen: can I shoot one instead?
3:06 AM - Brick: We're waiting on Disco
3:07 AM - Brick: Dan, Disco is a man, I'm just as surprised as you
3:07 AM - DiscoInferno: Not by choice though
3:07 AM - sUiCiDaL Beaf McBighuge Appsy: So Disco is speaking?
3:07 AM - Red Allen: yes he is
3:07 AM - Knight: Don't think anyone chooses their gender :v
3:08 AM - DiscoInferno: But I actively dislike the choice made for me
3:11 AM - Steven Brule: so whats going on
3:11 AM - Brick: Lets start
3:12 AM - Brick: The main docks are empty, and at far end, you see a door to a small office building connected to the 

docks
3:12 AM - Knight: wasn't there a truck or something?
3:12 AM - DiscoInferno: I thought we were in a building with a tank and stuff
3:12 AM - Brick: Well, except except for the tank on a flatbed, connected to a truck
3:12 AM - Red Allen: weren't there muties in building too
3:13 AM - Brick: You killed the ones on the dock
3:14 AM - DiscoInferno: Right
3:14 AM - DiscoInferno: So
3:14 AM - Knight: Ok, head over to the office, then
3:14 AM - DiscoInferno: Is there a second floor?
3:14 AM - Knight: That's how we got in
3:14 AM - Brick: You came in through the second floor
3:14 AM - DiscoInferno: Oh
3:14 AM - Brick: Remember, Knight hit a ramp
3:14 AM - DiscoInferno: So where the c**p are we?
3:15 AM - Knight: Dynamic entry~
3:15 AM - Knight: ground floor of a warehouse
3:15 AM - Steven Brule: wait didn't we kill everyone
3:15 AM - Brick: In the docks
3:15 AM - Brick: The office attached hasnt been touched yet
3:15 AM - Knight: Yep, but we need to search this office
3:15 AM - DiscoInferno: Well let's do that then
3:16 AM - Brick: You open the door, and immediatly see two mutants, one barehanded, the other with a .44 revolver
3:17 AM - Steven Brule: (so is the leader dead and we are just cleaning up?)
3:17 AM - Brick: (Nope, you're getting to the leader)
3:17 AM - Knight: (Haven't found him yet)
3:17 AM - Steven Brule: (also what did i scavenge from the lab or whatever i did last time)
3:17 AM - Knight: ok, I'd roll inititive, but you're doing all the rolls
3:18 AM - Brick: (You'll do that later, the party is cleaning out the building)
3:18 AM - Brick: Knight, you dont rol initiative, you use the sequence stat
3:19 AM - Knight: What I mean is, can I shoot him before he shoots me?
3:19 AM - DiscoInferno: So this section is pretty much shooty-shooty-bang-bang with little in the way of application of 

Charisma based skills?
3:20 AM - Red Allen: you could try to talk them into surrendering, I guess
3:20 AM - Brick: No, they're mutties
3:20 AM - DiscoInferno: Dumb-Dumb muties?
3:20 AM - Red Allen: not that it would work of course
3:20 AM - Knight: Well he's got a gun, so I was going to respond with a gun
3:20 AM - Brick: Dumb-dumbs
3:22 AM - Brick: Now then, Knight is first
3:22 AM - Brick: And uh, Brule, you have 100% laser damage resistance
3:22 AM - DiscoInferno: pewpew
3:22 AM - Knight: he what
3:22 AM - Steven Brule: (yes i was aware)
3:22 AM - Brick: And the BoS weapons of choice are mostly lasers
3:22 AM - Brick: Fuck
3:22 AM - Red Allen: fallout PnP, folks
3:22 AM - Knight: it caps at 85%
3:22 AM - Brick: It does?
3:23 AM - Knight: it does it literally all the PC games
3:23 AM - Brick: Not for the PNP
3:23 AM - Knight: So I assume it does here, if only for the sake of balance
3:23 AM - Brick: PNP? Balance? Hahaha
3:24 AM - DiscoInferno: Can my character slide into cover?
3:25 AM - Knight: ok, so what's the layout of the room?
3:25 AM - Brick: You can when its your turn
3:25 AM - Brick: Its a main lobby, wide open except for a desk at the end of it
3:26 AM - Knight: ok, I walk forward as much as I can and then burst fire at the dude with the revolver
3:27 AM - DiscoInferno: By the way, for those of you how can't here the voice chat, the GM is doing more than just 

reading pornography
3:28 AM - Brick: 3 hit, 1 crits with a nine
3:28 AM - Knight: ded
3:29 AM - Brick: 7-Bypasses armor
3:30 AM - Brick: 15 damage
3:30 AM - Knight: Not bad
3:31 AM - Brick: Next, Batman
3:31 AM - Brick: Shit, Wing left
3:32 AM - Brick: He gone
3:32 AM - Knight: god damn it
3:32 AM - Brick: Laaady
3:32 AM - Brick: You up
3:33 AM - DiscoInferno: I jump on the mutant's back
3:33 AM - DiscoInferno: Can I do that?
3:34 AM - Brick: Nope
3:34 AM - DiscoInferno: spoilsport
3:35 AM - DiscoInferno: Err
3:35 AM - DiscoInferno: Can I hide behind Knight?
3:35 AM - Brick: Yes
3:35 AM - DiscoInferno: I do that then
3:35 AM - Knight: I'll be your Knight in shining armour
3:35 AM - Brick: I gave you a ninja sword for a reason
3:35 AM - Brick: You disappoint me
3:36 AM - Knight: Lady's a pacifist it would seem
3:36 AM - Red Allen: or just scared of combat
3:36 AM - Brick: Maybe both
3:36 AM - Brick: Brule, you're up
3:36 AM - DiscoInferno: Let's not make any assumptions when it comes to someone with such a deceptive nature
3:37 AM - Knight: I think my small guns is lower than Lady's melee, actually
3:37 AM - Brick: Well, you have burst fire
3:37 AM - Brick: That's why I gave you the SMG, you kinda need it to hit anything :V
3:37 AM - DiscoInferno: That's because you get a high base melee skill
3:37 AM - Knight: true, but that also raises the chances of my blowing up
3:37 AM - Steven Brule: I get within range and shoot, unless any of use are wounded
3:38 AM - Steven Brule: any of us*
3:38 AM - Brick: BRULE, YOU DIDNT ADD THE LASER PISTOL TO YOUR SHEET
3:38 AM - Brick: GIVE ME A MINUTE TO FIX
3:39 AM - Steven Brule: i quite literally thought you just said you did it for me
3:39 AM - Knight: 01:59 - Brick: Trog, I put down the pistol
3:39 AM - Knight: he did~
3:40 AM - Brick: But I had to DL your new sheet
3:40 AM - Brick: For skills
3:40 AM - Brick: Whatever
3:40 AM - Brick: :V
3:40 AM - Steven Brule: sorry
3:45 AM - Knight: so, what's the hold up?
3:45 AM - Brick: Doing the sheet
3:45 AM - Brick: Rolling now
3:46 AM - Brick: Rolled a 12
3:46 AM - Steven Brule: (hurray i'm a winner)
3:46 AM - Brick: 18 damage
3:47 AM - Knight: pew
3:47 AM - DiscoInferno: Who turn?
3:48 AM - Brick: Red
3:48 AM - Red Allen: I shoot the gun carrying guy with my sawed-off.
3:50 AM - Brick: Its a 2
3:50 AM - Steven Brule: duh duh duh
3:50 AM - Red Allen: shotgun crits best crits
3:51 AM - Knight: shotgun + through armour crit
3:51 AM - Red Allen: I should start shooting people in the balls or eyes
3:51 AM - Brick: You would knock him unconcious, but he dead
3:51 AM - Red Allen: how much damage
3:52 AM - Brick: 20, 6 on the D10, base of 14
3:52 AM - Red Allen: nice
3:52 AM - Brick: Mutie goes up and attempts to punch Knight
3:52 AM - Brick: Aaaaand, he missed
3:53 AM - Brick: Knights up
3:54 AM - Knight: I make a targeted shot to the left cochlea of the other mutie
3:54 AM - Knight: not really, crouch and burst fire
3:57 AM - Brick: With crouching you have +10% chance to hit, bringing it up to 29%
3:58 AM - Brick: Crotch shots take 30% of that chance away
3:58 AM - Knight: nah, regular chot
3:58 AM - Knight: *shot
3:58 AM - Knight: also the cochlea is part of the inner ear
3:58 AM - Brick: Alright
3:58 AM - Brick: Ah
3:58 AM - Brick: Im an idiot
3:58 AM - DiscoInferno: I think I lead him astray about that, sorry
3:59 AM - Brick: You hit once, and get a crit fail
3:59 AM - Brick: Yes you did Disco :V
3:59 AM - Red Allen: finally, crit fails are always fun
3:59 AM - DiscoInferno: Mea culpa
3:59 AM - Red Allen: and since we don't have fluffy anymore
3:59 AM - Red Allen: we don't really see them so often
4:00 AM - Knight: I hope I don't lose the ammo
4:00 AM - Brick: You just shot Disco
4:00 AM - DiscoInferno: What?!
4:00 AM - DiscoInferno: HOW?!
4:00 AM - Knight: She's behind me?
4:00 AM - Brick: You hit the closest person
4:00 AM - Brick: Disco, is right behind you
4:01 AM - Knight: well, it's on;y one bullet
4:01 AM - Brick: 8 damage
4:01 AM - Knight: *only
4:01 AM - Brick: Max roll :V
4:02 AM - Knight: RIP
4:02 AM - Red Allen: I can just imagine that, knight holds down the trigger, the recoil throws him on the ground, .45 

flies everywhere
4:03 AM - Knight: Or I hit her in the face with the stock from the recoil
4:03 AM - Red Allen: everyone dodges, lady just stands there all smug thinking she won't get hit since she was behind him
4:03 AM - Brick: Haha
4:03 AM - Red Allen: and she catches the last bullet
4:03 AM - Brick: 3 damage to mutie that you hit
4:04 AM - Knight: Not as good as that first guy I fired at coming down the stairs
4:04 AM - Brick: Haha
Brick left chat.
4:04 AM - Steven Brule: GG
Brick entered chat.
4:05 AM - Brick: Brule, you're next
4:06 AM - Steven Brule: Hmmm
4:06 AM - Steven Brule: (is lady really hurt or just a scratch)
4:07 AM - DiscoInferno: (Less than half health, 12/31)
4:07 AM - Brick: Brule, please shoot Lady
4:07 AM - Brick: 0u0
4:07 AM - Steven Brule: I go up and use first aid on her
4:08 AM - Brick: It'll take 3 minutes, so she wont be healed till the end of combat, and after taht
4:08 AM - Brick: Red, you're up
4:08 AM - Steven Brule: (shit really 3 minutes i thought it was faster than that, i guess doctor takes hours then?)
4:08 AM - Brick: 1 hour
4:08 AM - DiscoInferno: (Doctor is more for crippled limbs and stuff)
4:08 AM - Steven Brule: (got it)
4:09 AM - Red Allen: I blast the mutie with a magnum, I don't want to hit knight with any stray buckshot or something
4:09 AM - Brick: Wait
4:09 AM - Brick: As Brule goes to help lady, he realizes, she isn't exactly as she seems, you notice wires sticking out 

from her mid-section
4:10 AM - Steven Brule: (whadafuq)
4:10 AM - Red Allen: omg lady's a cyborg
4:10 AM - Brick: (Disco's planned that for a while)
4:10 AM - Red Allen: that's why she was such a cold bitch at the beginning!
4:11 AM - DiscoInferno: (Actually, that's a separate plot twist)
4:11 AM - Red Allen: so, um, does regular healing work on her or do you need repair
4:11 AM - Steven Brule: (too late now!)
4:11 AM - Brick: Repair
4:12 AM - Steven Brule: (i am pretty sure it uses science like first aid for robots)
4:12 AM - Knight: Hi
4:12 AM - Brick: (I thought it was science)
4:12 AM - Knight: I think it's both, or either?
4:12 AM - Brick: Its both
4:12 AM - DiscoInferno: Am I fully robotic or a cyborg?
4:13 AM - Brick: Wait, thats monthly maitenance
4:13 AM - Brick: Disco, you wanted to be a robot, tell me
4:13 AM - Knight: Fully robutt, less complicated
4:14 AM - Brick: Cyborg he says
4:14 AM - Brick: :V
4:15 AM - Red Allen: so um what happened to the mutie I shot
4:15 AM - DiscoInferno: he wuz ded
4:15 AM - DiscoInferno: i cri evertim
4:15 AM - Red Allen: but I want to see how dead is he
4:15 AM - Brick: Max damage roll, 24, he's still alive
4:16 AM - DiscoInferno: very
4:16 AM - Red Allen: aw
4:16 AM - DiscoInferno: Oh
4:16 AM - Brick: He attempts to punch Red
4:16 AM - Brick: Aaaand, its a miss
4:16 AM - DiscoInferno: Who's go?
4:17 AM - Brick: Knight
4:17 AM - Knight: I'll use my revolver, I can make two shots with it, yeah?
4:17 AM - DiscoInferno: Oh dear
4:18 AM - DiscoInferno: Yes, he says
4:18 AM - Brick: Yes
4:18 AM - DiscoInferno: See? I told you
4:18 AM - Brick: 1 hit
4:18 AM - Brick: 10 damage, Mutie down
4:18 AM - Brick: You won a combat!
4:18 AM - Brick: 250 XP
4:19 AM - Knight: Wheeee
4:19 AM - Red Allen: *victory jingle*
4:19 AM - DiscoInferno: No-one is going to mention my character is the T-1000 all of a sudden?
4:20 AM - Steven Brule: only Brule knows thus far i think
4:20 AM - Brick: Yes
4:20 AM - Steven Brule: "What...... are you?"
4:20 AM - Knight kicks the mutie, making sure he's staying down before turning to Lady, "Uhh, yeah, sorry about that, you 

ok? I say Brule checked you so I'm guessing so."
4:21 AM - DiscoInferno: "What do you mean 'What am I?'?"
4:21 AM - Knight: *saw
4:21 AM - Steven Brule begins to whisper
4:21 AM - Steven Brule: "Do you see this??"
4:21 AM - Steven Brule trys to show wires to her
4:22 AM - The Lady: "Huh, I guess that's what happened when I tried whiskey for the first time"
4:22 AM - Red Allen: "What's goin' on?"
4:23 AM - The Lady: "I swallowed a bunch of wires or something"
4:23 AM - Steven Brule: "Uh everything is alright..... uh... just... i'll be done in a second!"
4:23 AM - Steven Brule whispers back to her
4:23 AM - Steven Brule: "you know you aren't going to fool me with that"
4:23 AM - Knight: "Wires?"
4:23 AM - The Lady: "Fool you with what? What's so wrong?"
4:23 AM - Steven Brule sighs
4:24 AM - Steven Brule: "People aren't made of wires!"
4:24 AM - Knight: "...who's made of wires?"
4:24 AM - The Lady: "I knew that"
4:24 AM - Red Allen: "Wires? What the hell's going on here?"
4:24 AM - The Lady: "I... I just don't know how this happened"
4:24 AM - Steven Brule: "She appears to be some sort of cyborg"
4:25 AM - Steven Brule: "I'm sure i could still fix some of the damage but this is really unnerving, i have never seen 

anything like this"
4:25 AM - Red Allen: (and now we'll have to flee chicago with replicant hunters on our tail)
4:25 AM - Red Allen: (and yes I know it was LA)
4:26 AM - The Lady: "Ahh well, I was fine when not knowing about all this, I'll be fine afterwards"
4:27 AM - Knight: "Uhh, well, I know a bit about electronics, I guess I could help, but now's not really the time, you're 

still holding together, right?"
4:27 AM - Steven Brule: "you won't continue to be fine with your guts hanging out like this..."
4:27 AM - Red Allen: "Wait, wait, wait. That lady's a robot? She doesn't look like your usual talking tin can, that's for 

sure."
4:27 AM - Steven Brule: "whatever constitutes for your 'Guts' "
4:27 AM - The Lady: "Well, I don't really know what's robot and what's biological sex machine"
4:28 AM - Knight: "Explains not having a name, and acting funny around that securitron."
4:28 AM - The Lady: "I have a name, I'm just not telling you it"
4:28 AM - Knight: "Oh, then you're jsut being rude."
4:29 AM - The Lady: "You'll live"
4:29 AM - Knight: "I'm not the one that's been shot, though, are you alright? We should deal with this later."
4:31 AM - The Lady: "I'll fine, don't worry"
4:33 AM - Knight: (Did you say this place has a basement we need to check out?)
4:33 AM - Brick: (Yes)
4:34 AM - Brick: You notice a door into a large office, and through a covered window, you can see a large shadow
4:36 AM - Knight: Well, Knight heads over there to check it out if no one else is going to.
4:36 AM - Red Allen: "Looks like someone's in there, I'd wager it's the gang leader. Let's whack the bastard."
4:37 AM - Brick: Knight opens the door, and a mutie is face down, sleeping on the desk
4:37 AM - Red Allen: throw a grenade, close the door, run
4:38 AM - Red Allen: ~stealthy assasination~
4:38 AM - Brick: Nerts, you going to do that?
4:39 AM - Knight: I pull out a bundle of dynamite, set the timer for 20 seconds and make a swift retreat
4:39 AM - Brick: As Knight slams the door, the mutie waits, but by the time he gets to the door, he meets an untimely end
4:39 AM - Brick: 500 XP for the unique kill, Knight only
4:39 AM - Knight: Boom
4:39 AM - Knight: Aww yeah
4:39 AM - Red Allen: let's search his remains
4:40 AM - Red Allen: might've had some sweet, sweet loot
4:40 AM - Brick: The corpse is scattered across the room, you see half a MESON class cannon in one corner, half in 

another, damaged beyond repair
4:40 AM - Red Allen: oh no you're not giving us MESONs at this point
4:41 AM - The Lady: Depends what even is a MESON cannon is
4:41 AM - Steven Brule stands breathless
4:41 AM - Brick: No, you arent getting them
4:41 AM - Steven Brule: "............You....... Idiots.........."
4:41 AM - Brick: Its just a tease
4:41 AM - Knight: (The MESON is only there because I blew it up)
4:41 AM - Red Allen: there's fun overkill and there's everything dies without effort overkill
4:41 AM - Steven Brule: (i know)
4:41 AM - Red Allen: and the MESON would be the latter
4:41 AM - Knight: (If I shot him he would've had a .44 :V)
4:42 AM - Red Allen: still, did he have anything in his desk
4:42 AM - Steven Brule: (roleplayin duh)
4:42 AM - Brick: ((Brb, drink))
4:42 AM - The Lady: "Right, what were we going to do next?"
4:43 AM - Red Allen: "Figure out how to get the bus down."
4:43 AM - Steven Brule: "The chem lab and lady still need my attention"
4:43 AM - The Lady: "We weren't asked to get anything?"
4:43 AM - Red Allen: "Yeah, we need to pack the lab stuff and then blow the room up."
4:44 AM - Red Allen: "We were supposed to destroy it, but since Steve wants the equipment, might as well get it"
4:44 AM - Knight: "There's that flatbed truck, might save us the bother of getting the bus unstuck."
4:45 AM - Red Allen: "Assuming it even runs."
4:45 AM - The Lady: "I'll leave the sensless destruction to you fine gents"
4:45 AM - Red Allen: "That's the sensible thing to do. C'mon, Knight, we've got some truck testing to do."
4:46 AM - Steven Brule: "If that is the case i will see what i can do with the lab"
4:46 AM - Knight: "Alright, let's see what we can strip of that tank too, no way it runs, but there's got to be useful 

parts."
4:47 AM - Knight: *off
4:47 AM - Red Allen: "Wonder if the cannon still works."
4:47 AM - Brick: While entering the office, Brule trips over something and notices a hatch in the floor
4:47 AM - Knight: "That's what I mean by 'useful parts'."
4:47 AM - Brick: (DONT STRIP THE TANK, REPAIR IT)
4:48 AM - The Lady: "Hmm..." I look around for a safe or a locker or somewhere you might keep something secure
4:48 AM - Steven Brule: i attempt to find something to put on the hatch to block it or stop it from opening
4:48 AM - Knight: (I don't know what state it's in, jeez)
4:49 AM - Brick: The office has no safe, but merely a hand made nameplate on it reading 'DA CO-BOSE'
4:49 AM - The Lady: (Why not open the hatch? It might have a bunker to prevent the end of the world)
4:50 AM - Red Allen: (the end of the world already happened anyway, it would be useless)
4:50 AM - Steven Brule: (i don't want more people coming out at me when i save the lab)
4:50 AM - Brick: (You guys need to go down there, you havent seen Baby Face yet)
4:50 AM - Steven Brule: (gasp)
4:50 AM - Red Allen: (wait, that wasn't Nelson?)
4:51 AM - The Lady: (I thought we just blew him up)
4:51 AM - Knight: (Oh, I thought I just blew him up._
4:51 AM - Brick: (Nope, it wont be that easy)
4:52 AM - Red Allen: (so, about that safe)
4:52 AM - Knight: brb, drinnk
4:53 AM - The Lady: (There is no safe)
4:53 AM - Red Allen: (oh wait I read it wrong)
4:54 AM - Knight: So, we head down the trap door?
4:56 AM - Brick: You head down the ladder and find your self in a metalic room, with a single door
4:57 AM - Knight: "Ok, this is getting creepy."
4:57 AM - Steven Brule: (wait so we never seperated??)
4:57 AM - Brick: (Nope, clear out the base first
4:57 AM - The Lady: I'm heading down the ladder but in stealth
4:57 AM - Knight: (Rrrrretcon)
4:58 AM - The Lady: I'm staying in stealth though
4:58 AM - Red Allen: "Well, let's go down there and see if there's any survivors."
5:03 AM - The Lady: We explore this new area then
5:04 AM - The Lady: Hello?
5:04 AM - Brick: You go through the door, and see two Nightkin playing cards, they get up
5:04 AM - Steven Brule: (and then everyone was dead)
5:05 AM - Brick: One is using a shotgun of similar model to Red's, the other has two incredibly larged Spiked Knuckles
5:05 AM - Brick: Knight goes first
5:05 AM - Knight: Brrrrrrrrrrrrt
5:05 AM - Knight: at the guy with the shotgun
5:05 AM - Knight: how much ammo do I have, anyway
5:06 AM - Brick: 5 hits
5:06 AM - Brick: 40
5:07 AM - Knight: Huh, nice
5:07 AM - Brick: 1 crit
5:07 AM - Brick: 10, insta kill
5:07 AM - Steven Brule: (damn)
5:07 AM - Knight: Thank you and good NIGHT
5:08 AM - Red Allen: (it's kind of getting ridiculous.)
5:08 AM - Brick: Good Knight more like it :V
5:08 AM - Red Allen: hell yeah puns
5:08 AM - Brick: (He gets 10 shots, 12 crit chance)
5:08 AM - Red Allen: (true dat)
5:08 AM - Brick: (So that's why its crits galore with him)
5:10 AM - The Lady: Who's go?
5:10 AM - Brick: Bruuuuule
5:10 AM - Steven Brule: (oh okay)
5:10 AM - Steven Brule: (i shoot the one that isn't full of holes)
5:11 AM - Brick: You miss
5:12 AM - Brick: Laaady
5:12 AM - The Lady: Umm
5:12 AM - The Lady: I try to sneak past them
5:12 AM - Brick: he's 5 away, you can go up and hit him!
5:12 AM - The Lady: To the next room or something
5:12 AM - Red Allen: stab the fucker, dammit
5:12 AM - Brick: You cant make it that far in one turn
5:12 AM - Red Allen: do something useful for once
5:12 AM - The Lady: I'll take two then
5:12 AM - Brick: You'd end up within range of him anyways
5:13 AM - Knight: Be ninja robot
5:13 AM - The Lady: Noooo
5:14 AM - Brick: You stand there and piss yourself, one of the downsides of being half human
5:14 AM - Brick: Red, you're up
5:14 AM - The Lady: Is this The Sims now?
5:14 AM - Red Allen: I shoot the Nightkin it the balls with my shotgun because why not
5:15 AM - Brick: 7, its a crit hit to the nuts
5:17 AM - Brick: 23 damage, and he's knocked out for 4 rounds
5:17 AM - The Lady: See, I didn't have to stain my suit
5:17 AM - Brick: Combat over, you can either leave now, or execute him
5:17 AM - Red Allen: (I also assume that his crotch disappeared in a cloud of buckshot)
5:17 AM - Brick: (True)
5:18 AM - sUiCiDaL Beaf McBighuge Appsy: (Delicious)
5:18 AM - Red Allen: (also lady, stab him, do something useful for once dammit)
5:18 AM - The Lady: (Why don't you do it)
5:18 AM - Steven Brule: (FINISH HIM)
5:18 AM - Brick: (LADY FINISH HIM)
5:18 AM - Red Allen: (because I'm not the stabby type)
5:18 AM - Brick: (GOD DAMMIT)
5:18 AM - The Lady: (Is that a full deck of cards on the table?)
5:18 AM - Knight walks over, makes a stupid movie refrence and them shoots the guy.
5:18 AM - Red Allen: (also obligatory Mortal Kombat joke)
5:18 AM - Knight: *then
5:19 AM - Steven Brule: "we could have just tied him up..."
5:19 AM - Brick: 500 combat for surviving a battle against the Nightkin, 250 for Knight bonus for the execution
5:19 AM - Knight: aw yee
5:19 AM - Red Allen: "He'd die anyway, at least it happened quick."
5:19 AM - Steven Brule: (this just in, knight overleveling us all)
5:20 AM - Knight: (I missed out on the car bomb XP)
5:20 AM - Steven Brule: (so did i)
5:20 AM - Steven Brule: (man i guess i just have to do something really badass)
5:20 AM - Brick: (You'll get it dicking around in the lab)
5:20 AM - Brick: (SCIENCE)
5:20 AM - Knight: "If I had to die I'd rather be out cold when it happened."
5:20 AM - Steven Brule: (SCIENCE)
5:20 AM - The Lady: If it's a full deck, I'm 'avin' it
5:21 AM - Brick: Take it
5:21 AM - Brick: Why would they play with a non-full deck
5:21 AM - The Lady: "Yoink"
5:21 AM - The Lady swipes the deck of card
5:21 AM - Brick: Its a normal deck of cards
5:21 AM - Steven Brule: "I don't know, we could have brought him with us or something? night kin are more intelligent, 

and part of my kind..."
5:22 AM - Knight: "I doubt he'd cooperate, don't most nightkin end up deranged?"
5:23 AM - Red Allen: "He tried to kill us, why do you think he'd just go with us? Besides, he was working for a drug 

lord, so he was probably Psycho'd up."
5:23 AM - Steven Brule: "It behoves me to try, at the very least"
5:25 AM - Knight: "I might take a lot of chances, but pissed off super mutant special forces types aren't something I 

want to gamble with."
5:25 AM - The Lady: "Oh well, we've got cards now. Up for a game of poker later?"
5:25 AM - Steven Brule: "Not while you still have a hole in your stomach"
5:25 AM - Red Allen: "You're gonna regret that, miss."
5:26 AM - Knight: "Playing for caps, I hope."
5:26 AM - The Lady: "Oh yeah that... ripped my good suit"
5:27 AM - Knight: Onwards, to the next room
5:27 AM - Knight: Also I should probably reload
5:28 AM - Brick: You should
5:28 AM - The Lady: Wait, do I have artifical flesh covering the robotic parts or am I wearing gloves and stuff?
5:28 AM - Brick: Robot parts get fake skin
5:28 AM - The Lady: Ok
5:29 AM - Brick: Enter the next room?
5:29 AM - The Lady: Yes
5:30 AM - Brick: brb, phone call
5:30 AM - The Lady: Shneaking for me though
5:30 AM - Brick: Sorry
5:30 AM - Red Allen: (was that a Sean Connery referrence or a misspeling?)
5:30 AM - The Lady: (Yes)
5:31 AM - Red Allen: (oh crap I just misspelled misspelling, IRONY)
5:32 AM - Knight: it's 0430 for me,can we leave off here?
5:33 AM - Brick: Back
5:33 AM - Brick: Sure thing Nerts
5:33 AM - Brick: We got through a lot
5:34 AM - Knight: my eys hurt
5:34 AM - Knight: *eyes
5:34 AM - Steven Brule: Good work team, how much xp did we get
5:34 AM - Brick: Brule, I've said it after each combat
5:34 AM - Knight: How many bullets do I have left?
5:34 AM - Steven Brule: yea so like 750 or 1000 or something
5:34 AM - Red Allen: about seven hundred in total, I think?
5:34 AM - Brick: 39, 1 was used in the execution
5:35 AM - Brick: No, more than that
5:35 AM - Knight: .45 rounds?
5:35 AM - Brick: Yes
5:35 AM - Knight: wat
5:36 AM - Knight: oh wait
5:36 AM - Knight: yeah, oh
5:36 AM - Knight: *ok
5:36 AM - Brick: Who's recording the log? I accidentally closed out half way through
5:36 AM - Knight: I meant to use the revolver for shooting him, but whatever
5:36 AM - Knight: I can
5:36 AM - Red Allen: I am
5:37 AM - Steven Brule: yea its 750 for us
5:37 AM - Brick: Alright
5:37 AM - Steven Brule: knight got his bonuses though
5:37 AM - Knight: 1250 for me~
5:37 AM - Steven Brule: i didn't count those he can go find em ;o
5:37 AM - Brick: So, we're done for noww
5:37 AM - Knight: Yep