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>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green main.
>Your ruined ear rest on the side of your head, your crooked tail is sore.
>Your body aches a little from being kicked into a bush but you are getting over that.
>You were riding in the back of an animal control van, but it has now stopped.
>You hear large doors closing and you see the light outside dim.
>The back doors of the van open up.
>You can see that you are in a big room and the man with white fur is between you and escape.
>You start to puff your cheeks and he brings out a net.
>You look at the cages between you and the exit, you can see no escape.
>You slump as he puts the net over you.
>”Pwease nuu hewt Deadmeat…” you mutter.
>”Guy, I capture you fellas for adoption, I don’t hurt you.”
>He leans in and grabs the scruff of your neck.
>He slowly takes the net off and picks you up under your front hooves and carries you.
>You quickly look around, all doors are shut and you don’t see any place to hide.
>You are carried into a room with a large pen, it is filled with fluffies.
>”Yay! Take fwuffy home!”, “Nuu daddeh?”, “Fwuffy wan sketties!”, “Fwuffy wub daddeh! Pick fwuffy!”
>They all clamor at the pens sides trying to get the white furred monsters attention.
>”No guys, bringing you a new friend today.”
>He sets you in the pen.
>The other fluffies ignore you and still try to get the man’s attention.
>You start to walk around the pen looking for a gate.
>You have to get out.
>The man yells at a closed door, “Got another one for you!”
>”And I’m watching TV! I’ll feed them in a minute!”
>The man gets a worried look on his face then looks at you, “The owner really loves fluffies.”
>”They won’t hurt you, they’ll get fired.”
>You ignore him and keep prodding the sides of the pen.
>”Ok guys, I have to go and get you more friends.”
>They all start cheering, “Yay! Mo fwen fo fwuffy!”
>You keep prodding at the wall trying to find an opening.
>As you go around you see a fluffy laying at the bottom of the wall.
>He is a light green unicorn with a white mane.
>He looks familiar and you start to sniff him.
>Your eyes get big, “Yoo bad smawty! Go way!”
>He just lays there not really responding.
>You start to circle him and view him from the side.
>His back is to the wall and his feet are to the inside.
>His back side is coated with poopie.
>He seems to be breathing deeply.
>You step closer, “Why bad smawty just way der?”
>You puff your cheeks and stomp, “Go way!”
>The unicorn starts to whine, “Nuuuuuu… nuu mo hewties…”
>You keep an eye on your old enemy.
>He raises his head and opens his mouth in a quiet cry.
>You drop your stance, he smells the same, but he looks different.
>He is having trouble holding his head up, one of his ears is flopped down.
>It looks like his head is dented in on the right side.
>”Pwease… fwuffy sowwy… nuu mo hewties…” he gives a long wine again.
>You see he is no threat.
>You start to wonder what happened to him.
>”Heheh, time fo sowwy emfs!”
>You hear rustling behind you.
>You run to the wall and get your back to it and puff your cheeks.
>You see the fluffies start to scatter.
>”Dum dum hoomin go bye bye. Big smawty wan sowwy emfs!”
>The fluffies spread apart, “Fwuffy nuu wan…” some start crying.
>Then out of the mass of fluffies four fluffies come strutting out.
>They are followed by a large earth fluffy, he has straw yellow fluff with a gray mane and gray eyes.
>The four fluffies are from the bad smarty’s herd.
>They truddle toward their smarty.
>He glances up and sees them, “Nuuuuu… Nuuuuuu….Pwease… nuu hewt fwuffy nuu mo…. Wahhhhh”
>They ignore him, when they get to him one of them stomps his nose, “Yoo smawty nuu mo!”
>The others bite his fluff and drag him away from the wall.
>”NUUUUU! FWUFFY SOWWY! NUUUUUU!!!”
>The fluffies start to buck his body as the large earth fluffy get closer.
>”Get on tummy! Big smawty say so!” One of the fluffies starts to nip the downed smarty’s ear.
>”Bwaaahaaahaaaa… Booohuuu huuuuuu…”
>The beaten smarty weakly rolls on his belly.
>He has no will to resist.
>The earth fluffy walks behind him and sniffs his poopie covered rump.
>”Heh sowwy emfs!” He gets behind the light green unicorn and mounts him.
>The earth fluffy starts to thrust roughly as the beaten unicorn lets out a long whine.
>”Enf! Enf! Enf! Sowwy Enf! Enf! Enf! Gud Enf! Enf! Feew! Enf! Enf! Sowwy enf!”
>The unicorn futily tries to crawl away with his front hooves.
>They only make small rubbing noises as he frantically pads at the floor.
>”Waaahhhhh… fwuffy sowwy…wahhhhhh… nuu hewties…. Nuu sowwies…. Huu huu huuuuuu…”
>Boo boo juice starts to leak from the beaten smarty’s poopie place.
>”Enf! Enf! Sowwy! Gud! Enf! Eenf! Feew! Eenf! Enf! ENF! ENF!”
>The yellow earth fluffy raises his front hoof and slams it down on the unicorns head right in the dent.
>The light green unicorn’s head slams and bounces on the floor of the pen.
>His body goes into small seizures as boo boo juice stains his lips.
>The earth fluffy stiffens up and holds on.
>He forces his final thrusts, “Eenf!.... ENF!... gud feew…Enf! Enf!... Sowwy enfs! .. Enf!”
>He catches his breath and dismounts.
>A small puddle of boo boo juice is forming below your old enemy’s tail.
>One of his old owchie friends quickly mounts him when the straw colored earth fluffy steps away.
>”Big smawty wan gif mo sowwy enfs! Whewe new fwen!”
>The gaggle of fluffies start to mill about nervously.
>One sees you and yells, “Dere new fwen! Pwease nuu sowwy emfs fo fwuffy!”
>You continue to stand with your back to the pen’s wall as the other fluffies back away from you.
>After they clear away one gasps, “Dat munsta smawty!”
>Another whispers, “Munsta smawty and big smawty… nuu haf mo dan one smawty….”
>The straw colored fluffy looks at you, “Yoo ugwy fwuffy! Bad fwuffy tuwn wound and get sowwy enfs!”
>You face the large earth fluffy, he is about half bigger than you.
>The three owchie friends get behind him while the last finishes giving sorry enfs to the subjugated smarty.
>”Deadmeat nuu tuwn wound, yoo go way or big owchies!” You puff your cheeks.
>The other owchie friend joined the others and they try and stare you down.
>One of their eyes bug out as he recognizes you, “Dat munsta smawty! Munsta smawty gif biggest owchies!”
>You look at the whining fluffy on the ground
>You stare the large earth fluffy in the eye, “Yoo bad fwuffy! Go way!”
>You lower your head and puff your cheeks to be as intimidating as possible, “..or biggest owchies!”
>He starts to stomp, “Yoo nuu tawk smawty wike dat! Yoo get sowwy enfs! You get wots and wots sowwy enfs!”
>”Owwie fwens! Get dat fwuffy!”
>You and the five fluffies face off, the rest of the fluffies in the pen pack to the other side shaking.
>The owchie friends start to stomp and puff their cheeks.
>”Munsta smawty dum dum fwuffy! Fwuffies haf big stwong smawty noa!”
>The straw colored earth fluffy get a smile on his face and you can see his pee pee place start to stick out through his poop stained bottom.
>”Smawty gif sowwy enfs, hee hee hee…”
>You give a raspberry and stomp puffing your cheeks.
>One of the owchie friends charges, “AHHHH!”
>You charge lowering your horn.
>The other owchie friends truddle forward giving a sweet harmonious war shout.
>You try and stab the front fluffy in its neck but hit too high ramming your horn into its mouth.
>You feel soft resistance as it buries into the back of his mouth.
>The boo boo juice flows immediately covering your horn.
>He starts to make gurgling noises as he tries to back off.
>The other three are on you knocking you back.
>Your horn comes out of the charging fluffy’s mouth.
>Boo boo juice flows and sprays out of his mouth.
>He gives struggling rasps of breath unable to talk.
>One of the owchies bites your hind leg, one bites your ruined ear and the last is a unicorn who starts to stab your ribs with his horn.
>”EEEEEEEE! eeEEEEeeeeEEEE!!” You scream as they lay into.
>Instinctively you kick back hitting the fluffy on your leg in his throat.
>Your hoof burries into his soft neck, you feel a quiet crunch.
>The fluffy flops back padding at his neck with his hoofs.
>He jumps up with tears in his eyes crying, but no sound comes out.
>He starts to run in circles in a panic.
>You push the fluffy biting your ear and he stumbles and falls down.
>You give the unicorn a boop on his nose.
>He looks at you and tears up, “Yoo mean fwuffy!”
> He sits and cries.
>You turn to face the owchie you just pushed down.
>You see the first fluffy lying face down on the floor not moving, a pool of blood around his face.
>The owchie friend you pushed down is now back up and coming at you.
>He is trying to nip your nose and ears.
>You stab and swing your hooves trying to boop his nose.
>You finally connect and knock his head to the side.
>You lunge and stab his neck.
>He lets out a squeal of pain.
>You pull back and blood spurts from the wound spraying your face.
>The blood spays in your eyes blinding you for a second.
>You spit some blood out of your mouth as his screams fill the air, “AHHHH! Fwuffy hewt! EEEEEE!!”
>You feel large hooves slam down on your back knocking you to the floor.
>You feel hooves start to close on each side, “Hee hee! Sorry enfs!”
>”Big smawty have munsta smawty down! Gif big owchies!”
>You start feeling jabs as the unicorn runs up and starts poking your face.
>You start to struggle and push yourself up.
>You feel the hooves start to wrap around your ribs.
>”Nnnnn! Nuu gif Deadmeat speshul huggies!”
>You kick backwards trying to hit the large fluffies pee pee place.
>”Ahhhh! Bad fwuffy!” You feel another jab to your nose.
>”Bad fwuffy! Stay still fo sowwy enfs!” you can hear frustration in the large earth fluffy’s voice.
>”NNnnnnn! Get off Dead- OWCHIES!”
>The unicorn pokes you again.
>You spin where you can see one of the large fluffy’s legs.
>You twist further kicking off to the side.
>”Bad fwuffy! Nee gif sowwy enfs!”
>The unicorn lunges some more poking your neck.
>You twist your head for enough to bite the large earth fluffies leg.
>”Owie owie owie owie! Nuu hewt fwuffy! Wahhh!”
>He starts to shake his leg trying to get away from you.
>You finally get a good view of his pee pee place.
>You rear back your back leg and kick straight back hard hitting the pink top of his protruding penis.
>You bend it back and kick further hitting his tender mounds.
>”WHAAAAA! Bad fwuffy hewt big smawty!” 
>The strength goes out of his legs letting you get out from under him.
>The large straw colored falls face down on the floor and starts to run randomly with his rear legs.
>He is covering his pee pee place with his front hooves, “Wahhhhhh! Bad fwuffy gif pee pee owies! Wahhh!”
>You face off with the unicorn.
>You see the fluffy you stabbed in the neck truddle in the back ground still squirting blood from his wound.
>You spot the fluffy you kicked in the neck laying on his side not moving.
>”Yoo bad fwuffy! Bad bad bad! Yoo hewt big smawty! Gif biggest owchies!”
>He lunges trying to poke you with his horn.
>You dodge to the side and bite his horn.
>”Ahhh! Wet go fwuffy hown! Nnnnnnn!”
>The two of you start to struggle.
>You start forcing him back.
>The fluffy with boo boo juices squirting from his neck starts to lay down, “Fwuffy ….. nuu feew gud….”
>”Nnnnn! Bad fwuffy! Wet go! Nnnnnnn! NnnNnNNN!”
>You back him into the wall.
>You start to shake his head.
>He wiggles his horn trying to get away.
>You decide to try and put the fluffy on its back.
>You raise your hoof hitting him under his jaw and twisting with all your might.
>You put your shoulder into his head trying to flip him.
>His head turns quickly and you hear a sickening pop.
>Suddenly his body goes limp dragging you to the ground.
>You get up seeing only his head twisted.
>His eyes are bugged out unnaturally looking at his own back.
>You see he is no longer breathing.
>”Nnnn! Bad fwuffies! Gif owchies fo smawty!”
>You turn and the large straw colored fluffy is poking the one that laid down.
>His eyes are closed, the side of his neck is now matted with boo boo juice.
>A puddle of boo boo juice has formed around his body.
>The large smarty walks to the fluffy you kicked in the neck.
>”Get up! Gif owchies! Nuu sweepy time!”
>The fluffy limply moves when pushed but never moves on its own.
>The straw fluffy stomps in frustration.
>”Nnnnnnnn! EFEWY FWUFFY GET SOWWY ENFS!”
>The rest of the pen starts to shake in fear.
>Some outright shit themselves.
>He huffs heavily as you start to step toward him.
>”It yoo fault! Yoo suppose to tuwn and get sowwy enfs! Yoo nuu tuwn! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
>It seems as if the whole day is boiling in you right now.
>You start to puff your cheeks, “Gonna gif biggest owchies!”
>The straw fluffy starts to stomp its hoof and lower his head toward you.
>His voice is filled with venom, “Gif you wots sowwy enfs! Make big smawty guud feew!”
>The two of you walk toward each other with heads lowered.
>Both have puffed cheeks, you are making sparklies.
>You get close and slowly circle.
>The big smarty shouts angrily and swings his hoof at you.
>You are much faster than the large earth fluffy and easily dodge his swing.
>You spin and buck him in his nose.
>”Owie! Bad fwuffy hewt smawty!” He yells as he covers his nose.
>You run to his side and push him causing him to stumble.
>He turns with boo boo juices staining his nose.
>”Bad fwuffy! WHAAA!” he charges you.
>You easily step to the side and kick his ribs as he runs by.
>”Munsta smawty…. Goin’ beat big smawty…”
>The fluffies start to murmur.
>”Nuu mo sowwy enfs?”, “Munsta fwuffy scawe fwuffy…”, “Yay! Bad smawty get owies!”
>You and the large earth fluffy face off again.
>You charge each other and you ram him with your horn.
>It gets buried in the large fluffy’s left shoulder.
>You are scooted back a few inches but you stop the large fluffy cold.
>”OWIEEEEEEEEE!! EEEEEEEE!!!”
>You pull your horn out and watch as the straw colored fluffy stumbles forward.
>He can’t put weight on his left leg and he falls hard on the floor.
>He lays there crying as the fluff around his shoulder starts to turn red.
>”Why meanie fwuffy hewt smawty? Wahhhhhh!! Onwy wan gif sowwy enfs! Bwahhhahhhahhh!”
>He looks at you with a tear stained face as you circle around to his side.
>You stare down at him, “Yoo bad bad fwuffy! YOO BAD!”
>You charge and ram your horn into the side of his chest.
>He stiffens out screaming in pain, “EEEEEE! Hewp fwuffy! EeEEeeeeee… fwuffy…”
>His head slumps to the floor as the pen cheers you.
>”Yay! New smawty!”, “Dum dum smawty biggest owchies!”, “Nuu mo sowwy enfs!”, “Fwuffy wan be speshul fwen!”
>You pull your horn out and see boo boo juice boil out of the wound you made.
>It is dripping from your horn and your fluff is stained.
>You rise up and place your front hooves on your fallen foe.
>The fluffies jump and giggle around you.
>”What in the fuck are you guys doing!?”
>You hear a door open.
>”I am trying to watch TV and you bastards can’t keep fucking quiet!”
>You see a two legged monster come into view.
>He looks in, “Ok! What the hell are you guys…. Well fuck me…”
>He looks down and sees you over the body of the large earth fluffy, its yellow fluff mostly red now.
>He sees the fluffy with the broken neck, then one with the crushed throat, the two with puddles of boo boo juice around them.
>You shake making a mist of blood around you.
>A drip of blood falls off your horn as you look the human in his eye.
>”Wet Deadmeat go or big owchies munsta!”
>You give a big raspberry.
>The fluffies in the pen are still cheering you.
>The two legged monster still looks at you and yells over his shoulder, “Bob! We have a smarty!”
>You puff your cheeks.