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# Save as choice.ash
buffer page;

void addText( string initialText, string addedText )
{
	int index = index_of( page, initialText );
	if ( index == -1 ) return;
	index += length( initialText );
	insert( page, index, " - " + addedText );
}


void main()
{
	page = visit_url();
	if( !page.contains_text( 'bgcolor=blue><b>Pick a Card</b>' ) )
	{
		page.write();
		return;
	}
	
	addText( "X of Clubs", "PvP Fights" );
	addText( "X of Diamonds", "cubic zirconia" );
	addText( "X of Hearts", "bubblegum hearts" );
	addText( "X of Spades", "shovels, spading string" );
	addText( "X of Papayas", "papayas" );
	addText( "X of Kumquats", "kumquats" );
	addText( "X of Salads", "delicious salad" );
	addText( "X of Cups", "random booze" );
	addText( "X of Coins", "valuable coins" );
	addText( "X of Swords", "random swords" );
	addText( "X of Wands", "random buffs" );
	addText( "0 - The Fool", "20 turns of +200% moxie" );
	addText( "I - The Magician", "20 turns of +200% myst" );
	addText( "II - The High Priestess", "fight a hippy" );
	addText( "III - The Empress", "500 myst substats" );
	addText( "IV - The Emperor", "fight The Emperor" );
	addText( "V - The Hierophant", "fight a dude" );
	addText( "VI - The Lovers", "500 moxie substats" );
	addText( "VII - The Chariot", "fight a construct" );
	addText( "IX - The Hermit", "fight The Hermit" );
	addText( "X - The Wheel of Fortune", "20 turns of +100% item" );
	addText( "XI - Strength", "20 turns of +200% muscle" );
	addText( "XII - The Hanged Man", "fight an orc" );
	addText( "XIII - Death", "fight an undead" );
	addText( "XIV - Temperance", "fight a hobo" );
	addText( "XV - The Devil", "fight a demon" );
	addText( "XVI - The Tower", "tower key" );
	addText( "XVII - The Star", "fight a constellation" );
	addText( "XVIII - The Moon", "fight a horror" );
	addText( "XXI - The World", "500 muscle substats" );
	addText( "Plains", "white mana" );
	addText( "Swamp", "black mana" );
	addText( "Mountain", "red mana" );
	addText( "Forest", "green mana" );
	addText( "Island", "blue mana" );
	addText( "Healing Salve", "get skill" );
	addText( "Dark Ritual", "get skill" );
	addText( "Lightning Bolt", "get skill" );
	addText( "Giant Growth", "get skill" );
	addText( "Ancestral Recall", "get skill" );
	addText( "The Hive", "fight a bug" );
	addText( "Goblin Sapper", "fight a goblin" );
	addText( "Fire Elemental", "fight an elemental" );
	addText( "Unstable Portal", "fight a weird" );
	addText( "Lead Pipe", "1h club, +50 HP, +100% mus" );
	addText( "Rope", "1h whip, +2 mus stats, 10 fam wt" );
	addText( "Wrench", "1h utensil, +50 MP, 100% spell damage" );
	addText( "Candlestick", "1h wand, 2 myst stats, +100% myst" );
	addText( "Knife", "1h knife, +50% meat, +100% moxie" );
	addText( "Revolver", "1h pistol, +2 moxie stats, +50% init" );
	addText( "Professor Plum", "plums" );
	addText( "Spare Tire", "tires" );
	addText( "Extra Tank", "full meat tank" );
	addText( "Sheep", "3 stone wool" );
	addText( "Year of Plenty", "5 random food" );
	addText( "Mine", "1 of each ore" );
	addText( "Laboratory", "5 random potions" );
	addText( "Werewolf", "fight a beast" );
	addText( "Go Fish", "fight a fish" );
	addText( "Plantable Greeting Card", "fight a plant" );
	addText( "Pirate Birthday Card", "fight a pirate" );
	addText( "Christmas Card", "fight an elf" );
	addText( "Gift Card", "get a gift card" );
	addText( "Suit Warehouse Discount Card", "fight a penguin" );
	addText( "1952 Mickey Mantle", "10k autosell" );
	addText( "Slimer Trading Card", "fight a slime" );
	addText( "Aquarius Horoscope", "fight a mer-kin" );
	addText( "Hunky Fireman Card", "fight a humanoid" );
	addText( "Green Card", "fight a legal alien" );
	addText( "The Race Card", "20 turns of +200% init" );
	
	
	page.write();
	return;
}