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>Loan is sitting in her room, MHW just got ported and she needs to grind to the level she is on the console or she’ll chew her nails to the bed.
>The door swings open and Leia in her girly scout uniform stomps in
>”You!” Leia says as she points at the girl.
>”Me. Wait, me!?” Loan points to herself nervously.
>”You were never going to tell me? Miss Cookie, 5 years in a row!? I could have this town under my thumb with connections like yours!” Leia yells.
>”That was a different time, Leia. I was a different person then. J-just leave me alone, okay?” Loan says.
>”Nuh-uh. No, you’re telling me everything. I am going to get this out of you one way or another.” Leia pulls out a lighter. “Your computer might overheat.”
>”Not my baby!” Loan jumps and hugs her tower.
>”Then start talking, Miss Cookie.” Leia says as she takes a seat on Loan’s bed.
>She pulls out an half-eaten bag of funjuns from underneath her and tosses it on the floor.
>Loan pickups the bag and pops in a shard of funjun.
>”My mom signed me up for Girly Scouts. I hated it; the meetings, the oaths, the activities, the badges. It was so pointless, but then cookie season came. And it was different, I don’t know how, but I was a natural. I’d stand in front of a store and get a dozen orders in a hour. My mom would got to work and I would sell a hundred boxes. I was fearless going house to house, it was so easy, with a mission.”
>”So, what happened?” Leia says.
>”... I aged out. The Moon Scouts sell popcorn and yarn and shit. It’s not the same. I was destroyed. The game had changed.”
>”Oh. That sucks.” Leia says. “... think you could ask Aunt Lori to sell cookies for me?”
>”Yeah... could you get out of my room? I need to grind Nergi.”