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HELLLOOOOOOOO, you poor unfortunate souls! Welcome to the Wheeled Cage, floatin’ high up in the sky with our patented Balloons of Weather. See that island below you? Yeah, that’s where you’ll be living from now on! Congrats, you’re officially an exile and you shall rot on this island full of deadly animals, crazy cultists, and other assorted crazy crap. But hey, no sweat. Some people are already on there and they made safe havens for you to live in. You just gotta make it over to there in one piece. 

My name is Ninja Ned, and I wish you guys good luck on your first fortnite on:

The Island of Exile.

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Arr, ye mateys. My name is Captain James, Earl of Joneston. The rumors you’ve heard are true. The Fountain of Youth exists… but it’s not a fountain. It is an entire realm full of islands. A land where time seems to stand still. You will never have to worry about growing old here. We can make something out of this. There’s treasure to be found, after all. Not to mention the native Injuns who live there, as well as mermaids.

So what do you say, mate? Will you accompany me on our quest to:

Neverland?

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On the day of the queen’s coronation, the gates for the kingdom would open up and we would have been in harmony…

But that all changed when the queen, in a fit of rage, froze the entire kingdom and ran off, but not without leaving her sister to freeze to death.

I am forming a group to go on the manhunt for her. I am Hans of the Southern Isles, and we will bring spring back to:

Arendelle.

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You fought and died for your king. I should know. You’re in my realm. 

Welcome to the afterlife. If you think it’s shabby, then there’s a reason for it. You have unfinished business. Only by fulfilling it will you move on from here and go to a better place. Though, I wish you the best of luck on that. Why, you may ask? 

Because I’m gonna do my best to keep you all here. And if I can’t do that? I’ll just send you to a worse place.

My name is Hades, and I personally welcome you to:

The Underworld.

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Aaaah, aaaah, come, come! You’re here because the Plane of Fire has cooled off enough for humanoids to visit, right? Well, I’m glad to announce that there are dozens of wonderous caves, all filled with unforgettable treasure! Just promise me one thing: you swing by and give this lonely shopkeeper a visit… as well as some gold while you’re at it. Don’t worry, I have a lot of valuable magic items and I can ensure that you’ll have a lovely stay at:

The City of Brass.

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Of course, the tale of Chult is not complete yet. There are still adventures to complete. The Yeast may be gone, but the Zhentarim are here to stay. Oh, sure, the other factions may wish to free Chult from their grasp, or even the Yuan-Ti who wish to “make Chult great again”, but let’s be honest: only with the Zhentarim can Chult be truly at peace.

Folks call me the Rat for a good reason. I’m the leader of Zhentarim’s Chultan sect, and I wish to recruit you to partake in:

The Conquest of Chult.

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Long ago, there were two dragons that fought each other. One good, the other evil. The battle ended with the good dragon victorious, and the evil dragon banished to the Shadowfell where he would remain…

Until now.

As you may have noticed with the fall of Greenest, as well as subsequent raids all across the Sword Coast, a cult of dragon worshippers have shifted their focus from reviving dead dragons to freeing the imprisoned Ryuga from the Shadowfell. In doing so, the realm will be plunged into darkness.

I am the last remaining Dragon Knight of Bahamut and I implore you to help me stop:

The Rise of Ryuga.