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i'm on vacation somewhere with my class
at one point i guess i meet some cops, we chat for a while
later on i'm trying to drive down a really busy road
everyone's going like 70 mph, it's practically impossible to stay in the middle lane
i try to change lanes but steering is really, really hard
it's like trying to steer with a mouse in GTA, i just keep swerving
i somehow manage to avoid hitting other people and drive off onto a side street
the cops come after me, i crash my car into something and get out on the ground
the cops approach me and handcuff me, then they see it's me again
i explain to them i was just trying to drive and how hard it is, they understand

now we're all getting back on the bus to go home, i'm making sure i have all my stuff with me
we're in a big garage, the bus is idling and waiting for us
stanley asks if he can take my car home, i ask him where he lives so we can get it later
he also wants to take my jigsaw puzzle with him
i keep delaying the bus when i check for more missing stuff, then i realize my car is here
i ask the lady in charge if i can drive it home behind the bus, she's like no
she's really super strict and mean, literally nobody on the bus likes her
i explain to her that this car needs to come home, she's like fine, whatever
i'm trying to think of how i'm even going to drive it home
i apparently have a license, but i'm really bad at driving
what if i lose the bus, or get pulled over or something?
then i remember that stanley took my car home, then i also remember i brought a motorcycle
i ask the lady if i can stow the motorcycle on the bus, she says no
then i wonder if i can drive it home too, i don't have a motorcycle license
but it's not like you'll get pulled over for that, the cops can't tell
i get on the motorcycle, it must be made for kids or something, it's really tiny
i decide to just ride the bus home after all, it'll be way easier and nicer
i get on the bus and walk up the steps to the upper back area, it's like its own room
i sit next to my friend, she didn't notice me sit down, she has earbuds in
i tap her on the shoulder, she looks at me and smiles
i look out the back window and see some of my jigsaw puzzle pieces on the ground near the motorcycle
i don't even care anymore, i just want to go home
we start driving, the lady is still being bitter and angry at everyone and everything
i guess i fall asleep or something, when i wake up something's happened
the bus is stopped on the side of the road, everything's being stripped down
the driver (grandpa) is packing up all his stuff
apparently that lady was SO angry that she drove the two other people who work on the bus to quit
everyone's sad and sullen, i go over to the lady
i'm like "wow, you were so bad you made everyone quit"
she has her head in her hands, she's like "i know..."
i ask the bus driver if he's going to finish driving us home at least, he never answers
dad's also on this bus walking around doing stuff about the quitting
i get out my camera, but it's really tiny and most of the case is missing
then i realize it's NOT my camera, and go get my real one
the screen has some sort of shadow on it i can't get rid of
i want to take some pictures and put this on reddit or something
but when i take a photo it makes the sound from pokemon x/y when you select a main menu option (baDUM)

i'm watching some video guide on how to solve some pipe/wiring problem in a game
it involves growing a tree through the pipes then sending in a big dog to dig through the pipes
and a smaller dog behind him to find stuff? i don't remember
the game looks like some sort of mod for runescape
it's definitely the runescape classic engine, but the game is way different

i'm doing some sort of raid achievement, possibly lich king
there's a bunch of floating ice platforms in a cold sea
i have to shoot arrows and break the platforms in one hit
a while in i notice jane's also doing this fight, she's off in the distance
i don't get the achievement when i should have, then i notice some enemies with like 1 health left


something about magic and god stuff way out in the desert
at some point we're supposed to break the pillars blocking some nation in
then we show them some vehicle we have and they'll see it as their salvation and join us?
we do that, and one guy shows up, but he doesn't seem impressed
then something about punching my teeth out, cleaning the plaque off the roots, and putting them back in

=== nap ===

i'm deployed in afghanistan in the desert, i think i'm a helicopter pilot?
either way i'm taking with my buddies on the radio, they're asking for supplies
i'm gonna bring them some drinks and stuff too, they're gonna love it

now i'm with some people
we joke about having to survive on just the contents of one helicopter
then something happens and the helicopter is destroyed, now we DO have to survive on it
i look in the distance, there's an utterly massive city that takes up the whole horizon
the buildings look like you're only standing a few hundred feet away, but we're miles away
also the nearby ocean has giant spire things regularly spaced around in it

i look over, there's some guy with his wife and kid
apparently he brought them here with him for a vacation, but they don't like it
the wife is all like 'please, we just want to go home, could you please just...'
then he cuts in to finish her sentence and says something like 'send you home? sure'
and they all cheer

i manage a bank or something with my friends
there's somebody spamming harassing things through the drive thru
i rush to the bank in my car and pull into the parking lot
one of my friends tells me to block off the drive thru so others don't get caught in it
then i see a car pull out right in front of the exit of the drive thru, blocking everyone in
i'm like 'damn!' and i see the guy run out of the bank and across the parking lot
i point at him and yell at everyone to try and catch him
he apparently runs towards his mom and grabs her, but she gets the upper hand and captures him
she drags him back to me in the bank, i'm like 'you'll see what we do to trolls like you'
we sit him down in the lobby, i'm not sure WHAT we're allowed to do to people like him
i get up with him and twist his arm and throw him to the ground then i sit on the other side
i look over at this little booth thing that has gold plaques with all of our rules on them
i try to figure out what banks are allowed to do to like, shoplifters
can we beat them up? question them? even HOLD them? or do we have to call the cops
i go and sit down in the booth, as i'm looking through the rules i look kind of cool i think
i'm sitting on the ground with my knees up, my hair is disheveled, my tie is loose

now i'm looking at something online, but it's in real life in front of me...
some guy has a ribbon thing around his head, he asks how it looks or something like that
then michael swaim responds, wearing a similar one around his head
it looks like it came from a boater hat
he reenacts himself in one of the videos i saw with him in it, it was really funny
now both of them are in front of me, i stick my pencil in michael's mouth, it gets sharpened
then i do it again and he bites the tip off
i stick the broken pencil in the other guy's mouth, nothing happens

now my friends and i are all outside in the back, it's bright and sunny
we're recording some advertisement or something, i'm the cameraman with cody's ipad
the screen/video has some fragmented effect, like broken glass
i'm pointing it at the ground, and my friends are like standing in each 'glass' part of the frame
also there's a line of apples leading to the center of the frame
the video is something like 'if you're starting a bank thing with your friends, don't just go in circles'
i mess up the framing and can't get it right again, we're all like 'oh well' then just fool around
we joke about someone stealing cody's ipad
i'm like, no, if someone stole it, it'd look like this...
then i do my best ryan stiles impression and act out like he picked up an ipad and ran with it
i pick up something, then shake my face around (to symbolize the ipad being grabbed and rotated)
then i look up at an angle and look around, bouncing my head up and down while looking side to side
(which symbolizes looking around shadily while running away with the ipad)
=== that whole impression thing i did in real life as i woke up from the dream ===