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Fear glared at his clipboard, carefully scrutinizing it as if he was Disgust looking for dirty socks in a pile of clean ones. As always, he had hastily written down the top ten major threats they’d have to deal with today. He continued to scribble away, trying to organize his scattered thoughts.

“Okay, so Number 10: Poisoned cereal. Blando Flakes has been recalled 3 times in the past 10 years for heaven’s sake! Number 9: The unsanitary beards of those guys hanging around in the park. Uhh. Number 8: Used tissues. We've got to make sure we don’t catch any of that flu going arou-“

“Hey, hey, Fear! What kind of toy is this? Do you know!?”

Fear jumped at the sudden sound, diving for the nearest shelter. In this case his own clipboard, which he held in front of his body like a makeshift shield. Peeking around the edge, Fear saw the cheery emotion beaming at him like she always did. 

Letting out a sigh of semi-relief, Fear lowered the clipboard half an inch. “Oh, i-it’s just you J-Joy. W-what can I do yah for?”

“Oh, well, since you know so much about scary stuff, I thought you could help me figure out what these are!” What Joy brought forth with her hands almost caused Fear to stop breathing. 

Joy was holding two peculiar objects in her hands. In her right hand was a strange pink bottle with a familiar shape. In her other hand she held an white object with bumps along it's length that seemed to split into two ends, one shorter then the other.

She holds up the bottle with a pink cap filled with clear liquid. “Well, see, this one is full of a liquid that tastes terrible and makes you all slippery!” She then held up the other object,  “And this one is a really interesting shape!!  “I wonder how you use it? Do you know Fear!?” 

“Joy, I don't know... but at the very least, I can tell it's dangerous. Maybe we should consult the manuals on what to do…” Undeterred by his frightened expression, Joy prattled on.

“Well jeez, Fear, you could at least help me figure out what it’s used for!” Joy pointed the strange, bumpy object directly in Fear’s line of sight. He once again jumped back in fright.

“H-hey, could you quit coming closer with that thing?! W-why are you asking me! He began slowly backing away, a look of pure horror plastered on his face. Oh, he knew exactly what it was. 

Joy looked up from her hands to see the terrified nerve shaped emotion increasing his distance from her. That simply wouldn't do. “Hey, wait! Let me try!!” Joy rushed after Fear, frantically waving the two-ended as though it was a magic wand.

“Try what!? You don't even know how to use it, right!?” What did he mean by that? Did he really want to know if she could use it?

“I dunno, but I want to play with it!!” 

“I definitely don't want to!! “ Fear frantically waved his arms around, moving as fast as his legs could take him. But despite the stamina he had for his round the clock freak outs, there was no matching Joy’s boundless energy. Joy quickly tackled Fear to the ground, wrapping her arms tightly around the purple emotion. Fear let out a shriek that was quickly silenced as when his face hit the ground.


Fear turned his head on it’s side so his cheek rested against the cold, hard ground. He felt a sense of dread as he thought about what the star on top of him would do. The manuals he had to read each time they pressed the “poo-bear-tea” button had gone into vivid detail about what they could expect to encounter in this strange new world of intimacy. Fear had found himself awoken many times by nightmares about some of what the manuals called “accessories”.  Horrible visions, of large objects of unimaginable shapes and sizes, chasing him, aiming themselves at his-

“Pooper!”

Fear had been so caught up in his own pensiveness he hadn't noticed that Joy had already started examining the devices on her own. It take long for her to put two and two together. The strange object was a self-pleasuring device called a “dildo”. Like Fear, Joy had also read the new manual chapters. Unlike Fear, she used to just skim through them. But now she took pride in her new mission to actually read the manuals. In fact, she had come across a rather interesting chapter about “master-bay-shun” or something, with lots of pictures to keep her interested. She’d have to go over that with Disgust later…

“Oh, I get it now! Oh Fear you rascal you dog you, you knew exactly what this was the whole time, didn't you?” Fear couldn't speak. Any words he tried to force out where drowned in the sorrow he felt for him self. And his backside. Startling his back, Joy wasted no time hiking up her dress to reveal her clean sex. She then took the short end of the dildo and placed it at her entrance. Craning his head, Fear could see that she was already a little moist. Joy quickly slipped the short end into her, gleefully exhaling as the toy penetrated her.

Then she smiled at him. It was the most terrifying smile he had ever seen. “Alright then, your turn buddy!”

Before Fear could wiggle his way from under the bright emotion, Joy used one hand to push Fear’s scrawny frame back on to the floor. With her other hand she grabbed the waist of his pants and tugged hard, so hard they began to tear. Leaning back, Joy put all her strength pulling the pants off, until the finally left the purple emotions waist with a loud rip. Throwing the ruined trousers aside, Joy made quick work of his (green with little purple kittens) boxers as well. She now had an eyeful of Fear’s small buttocks.

“Awww, you got a cute butt Fear!”

He couldn't believe she could be so casual about this. “Now’s not the time for compliments, Joy! What are you doing?”

Joy rolled her eyes so hard they practically retreated into her skull. “Uh, playing with these toys. Duuh! Now quit complaining!” Joy took the bottle of lube she had set and began slowly rubbing some of it on the larger half of the dildo until it was practically shining from reflecting her inherit glow. Fear was about to express his many, many objects to the current course of actions when Joy lined up the fake member with his asshole.

Joy gave him a jovial yet menacing grin. “Aaaaaaalrighty then!”

“Wait! Joy! No no no! Please, please don’t-“

“BOOYAH!!!” Joy lunged her body forward, plunging her faux cock into Fear’s backdoor. The raw nerve let out a yelp. The sudden girth inside him was incredibly painful, he was honestly surprised it was actually going in at all. With a few more movements, Joy managed to fit the whole length in.

“Now, now, you aren't going to get anything done lying around like that. Upsy daisy!” Joy wrapped her arms around Fear’s waist and pulled him upright. She then pushed his upper body down so he was now on all fours. Satisfied with her expert coordination, Joy slowly back away, dragging the dildo out of Fear’s ass. The purple emotion shivered at how empty he felt now. Firmly planting her hands on Fear’s waist, she began slowly moving back in until her waist was flat against Fear’s cheeks, and then repeated that action again. And again. Once she was sure Fear’s asshole had loosened up enough, Joy started picking up the pace.

Fear was too terrified to even protect. He simply whimpered to himself as Joy rocked him back and forth. The pain of penetration had subsided to a low throb, and as much as Fear hated to admit it, it was starting to feel kind of good. Actually, it was starting to feel really, really good. The intruder was starting to rub against on side of his opening that was driving him crazy and he could feel-

“Ah!”

Fear slapped his hand against his mouth, a bewildered look in his eyes. As the girth filled him once more, he let out another moan. And another. and another. Was he actually starting to enjoy this? 

Joy certainly was. The star was having a jolly good time as she pounded the member into Fear’s tight, purple ass. Not only was the smaller side of the dildo rubbing her pussy in all the right places, but the sight of Fear aroused her even more. She always thought Fear was pretty cute, but the sight of him panting and moaning as she thrust into him was absolutely thrilling.

But as she moved her hips forward, Joy noticed something flapping around underneath Fear. Not slowing down her movements for even a second, she reached around Fear’s waist and felt around. Her hands found their way to a hard, pulsating cock, a testament to Fear’s reluctant pleasure. Joy ran her finger down the underside of Fear’s member, stopping to the tip where she felt something sticky. Drawing her hand back, Joy studied the strange, slick substance before licking her finger. 

“Mmmm… Tastes kind of like… Grapes!”

Fear weakly turned his head around. “Wha… What?”

“What is this stuff? Can I have more?! Oooh gimme gimme!” Joy firmly grasped Fear’s hardened member and started furiously pumping it, trying to milk it for all it’s worth. At the same time, still pounding Fear’s ass vigorously, which in turn pushed the other end farther into her own entrance. 

Suddenly, Joy’s ever present glow seemed to have increased. With a wild look in her eyes and a ferocious countenance, she pulled the dildo out so far it nearly felt out, then pushed it in so far there wasn't any space between the two. Joy pumped into Fear with all her might, overcome with desire. Bending over her partner, Joy planted a flutter of kisses along Fear’s back and neck. Moving further up, she gave the purple emotion a big smooch on the cheek.
The overwhelming combination of being fucked in the ass and having his cock jerked off was to much for the scrawny emotion. Joy was now pounding into him so hard it created a loud smack every time their bodies collided, all while she vehemently pumped his cock. His panting became heavier and louder, his vision blurrier. The thin arms that had supported him so far were getting shaky. His own faint glow was increasing as well, and was now rivaling Joy’s.

And in a moment, it was over. A spasm went down Fear’s entire body, shaking him to his core as he came. Strings of thick, somewhat-purple-tinted white liquid spurted from his member as Joy continued to jack him off. Joy reached her own peak, screaming with pleasure as she grew so bright the whole room seemed to turn yellow. Fear’s arms finally gave out, and he fell to the floor, taking Joy with him.

Fear flipped himself over to lie on his back, huffing and wheezing. He stared at the ceiling and tried to process what had just happened. Could he ever look Joy in the eyes again, after what she had done to him? Should he tell the other emotions? What had worried Fear the most above all was how he felt about everything. Honestly, it felt amazing. He must have came a whole gallon. Speaking of which, he should clean all that up, it could be the cause of at least seven different accidents.

It was then that Fear looked up and saw Joy sucking on his cock, gently rubbing the sides so she could milk any leftover cum out of him. Noticing his eyes on her, she smiled at him before taking his dick out of her mouth with a loud pop. Wiping her mouth with the back of her arm, she gave Fear a hopeful, but still malicious grin.
 
“‘nother round?”
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