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So, just another day in Eve Online looking for war targets and on my scout alt I notice a fresh 'less than 1 day' Marmite recruit sitting in Uedama station. I actually recognize this guy from The Merc Contracts channel (as another needy player who thinks because he lived in low sec he's a pirate and awesome at pvp). Had a feeling he'd join the Marmite failbrigade from his terribad posting in Merc contracts over the past few weeks.

I strike up the conversation to see if he realizes what he's gotten himself into and low and behold he makes the sweeping statement that I will never kill him. Challenge accepted, offer delivered that same night.

http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/56721/

Here's the rest of the story. Bruce Wolf before the loss...

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  Channel ID:      -51150670
  Channel Name:    Private Chat (Bruce Wolf)
  Listener:        VegasMirage
  Session started: 2013.09.04 05:52:53
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[ 2013.09.04 05:52:58 ] VegasMirage > jesus hope he's paying you enuf
[ 2013.09.04 05:53:17 ] VegasMirage > why would you suck Tora's c**k?
[ 2013.09.04 05:53:18 ] Bruce Wolf > O_o
[ 2013.09.04 05:54:17 ] VegasMirage > guess low sec didn't work out?
[ 2013.09.04 05:54:39 ] Bruce Wolf > i was hired to make a corp into mercs job done i am out lol
[ 2013.09.04 05:55:00 ] VegasMirage > you were hired :P
[ 2013.09.04 05:55:14 ] Bruce Wolf > yep
[ 2013.09.04 05:55:22 ] Bruce Wolf > i am a merc after all
[ 2013.09.04 05:55:27 ] VegasMirage > haha yes I know
[ 2013.09.04 05:55:35 ] VegasMirage > and we're merc killers as you know
[ 2013.09.04 05:55:44 ] Bruce Wolf > yarp
[ 2013.09.04 05:55:47 ] VegasMirage > Black Guards were horrible
[ 2013.09.04 05:55:52 ] Bruce Wolf > yep
[ 2013.09.04 05:56:04 ] Bruce Wolf > got them set up...did my job...gone
[ 2013.09.04 05:57:27 ] VegasMirage > so you gonna undock?
[ 2013.09.04 05:57:43 ] Bruce Wolf > i gotta set up the ts n all kinds of crap gimme bit
[ 2013.09.04 05:57:51 ] Bruce Wolf > i will kill u after i am done ok be patient
[ 2013.09.04 05:58:13 ] VegasMirage > and if you don't will you cry like they do
[ 2013.09.04 05:58:48 ] Bruce Wolf > ? u wont kill me
[ 2013.09.04 05:58:50 ] Bruce Wolf > dont worry

***BINGO WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER*** - challenge accepted.

[ 2013.09.04 05:58:59 ] VegasMirage > if you don't undock I proly wont
[ 2013.09.04 05:59:12 ] Bruce Wolf > as i said hold on i iz multitasking

edited out some info about accounts and non related convo trying to keep him interested as I make my way towards him and then I ask him if he realizes mercs are generally pretty bad...

[ 2013.09.04 06:02:09 ] Bruce Wolf > O_o yeah i am a pirate more than a merc
[ 2013.09.04 06:02:29 ] VegasMirage > whatever that means
[ 2013.09.04 06:02:38 ] VegasMirage > is this your main? hope not
[ 2013.09.04 06:02:51 ] Bruce Wolf > why is that?
[ 2013.09.04 06:03:50 ] VegasMirage > says a lot if its your main
[ 2013.09.04 06:03:51 ] Bruce Wolf > huh only 40 kills last month? u getting old or are mercs getting better?

He's making reference to my light number of kills... all merc only kills

I cut out a bunch of non related probing about account info, which I wont display here...

[ 2013.09.04 06:07:31 ] Bruce Wolf > as to friends...yes call me charismatic :)
[ 2013.09.04 06:07:50 ] VegasMirage > I been watching you in merc contracts
[ 2013.09.04 06:08:03 ] Bruce Wolf > stalker O_o
[ 2013.09.04 06:08:07 ] VegasMirage > you seem more needy than charismatic
[ 2013.09.04 06:08:17 ] Bruce Wolf > lol good to know

He keeps reiterating how he's more of a "Pirate" than a "Merc", no difference to me tbh once a cry baby always a cry baby in my book. Love how bads love labels and role-playing in this game.

[ 2013.09.04 06:09:07 ] Bruce Wolf > O_o i am a pirate....
[ 2013.09.04 06:09:21 ] VegasMirage > you are a PIE-RAT
[ 2013.09.04 06:09:36 ] Bruce Wolf > yesh piwate :)
[ 2013.09.04 06:09:42 ] Bruce Wolf > and no ur not a pirate
[ 2013.09.04 06:09:55 ] Bruce Wolf > ur a griefer
[ 2013.09.04 06:10:02 ] Bruce Wolf > dont bother me none but there is a difference

edited out a bunch of pointless shit talked trying to keep him in convo as I make my way towards him from Jita, at the moment 3 jumps away when he says this...

[ 2013.09.04 06:17:42 ] Bruce Wolf > and yet u talked all this shit then ran away rofl
[ 2013.09.04 06:17:51 ] VegasMirage > what?
[ 2013.09.04 06:17:56 ] VegasMirage > ran away?
[ 2013.09.04 06:18:30 ] VegasMirage > maybe wrong convo?
[ 2013.09.04 06:18:54 ] Bruce Wolf > lol no it was u
[ 2013.09.04 06:19:05 ] Bruce Wolf > talked all shit about killing me when i undock u gone
[ 2013.09.04 06:19:10 ] Bruce Wolf > its alright tho i understand

Totally lost now, I try to keep him in convo...

[ 2013.09.04 06:19:14 ] VegasMirage > oh
[ 2013.09.04 06:19:19 ] VegasMirage > I can come back
[ 2013.09.04 06:19:20 ] Bruce Wolf > anyway tho imma go afk to smoke
[ 2013.09.04 06:19:23 ] Bruce Wolf > have fun ☺/
[ 2013.09.04 06:19:23 ] VegasMirage > no no

He quickly closes in-game chat channel. My main was never actually in Uedama, my scout was but I convo'd him with my main. So confused, I continue this via eve mail...

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
From: VegasMirage
To: Bruce Wolf

You say one thing, that you wont die to me, then you do. Tag you're it...

http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/56721/

hawhaw piggy, you lose.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
From: Bruce Wolf
Sent: 2013.09.04 06:46
To: VegasMirage

rofl ur wasting my time and mailbox space grow up make a name for urself then come back :)

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
From: VegasMirage
Sent: 2013.09.04 06:45
To: Bruce Wolf,

I'm a war target - you fail - who cares if you know my name

See, you said I wont kill you and you're proly right... cause you wont fight. Pie-rat.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
From: Bruce Wolf
Sent: 2013.09.04 06:44
To: VegasMirage,

rofl again bro...u aint worth my time...come back when i have heard of u

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
From: VegasMirage
Sent: 2013.09.04 06:43
To: Bruce Wolf,

dude, you called me out and I'm willing to go anywhere Rancer, Ammamake, fuck it I'll go to Fountain to kill a scrub Marmite... link system

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
From: Bruce Wolf
Sent: 2013.09.04 06:42
To: VegasMirage,

rofl u gonna split screen both guardians to rep u?


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Re: Re: Re: Re: Puss?
From: VegasMirage
Sent: 2013.09.04 06:41
To: Bruce Wolf,

I just came from low sec you stoner

link your low sec, watch what happens

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Re: Re: Re: Puss?
From: Bruce Wolf
Sent: 2013.09.04 06:32
To: VegasMirage,

ur in a proteus with an alt in system with u? i told u bro imma pirate follow me to lowsec see what happens :) i dont do the 1v1 thing rofl

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Re: Re: Puss?
From: VegasMirage
Sent: 2013.09.04 06:32
To: Bruce Wolf,

derpy doo

I come to you solo... link system

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Re: Puss?
From: Bruce Wolf
Sent: 2013.09.04 06:31
To: VegasMirage,

lol i wasn't paying enough attention to u to close a convo lol i came back was empty so i closed

but while i would have fun killing u i am too far away and u aren't really worth my time to fly back...even if it was for u and your alt


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Puss?
From: VegasMirage
Sent: 2013.09.04 06:30
To: Bruce Wolf,

Really, you're going to fit right into Marmite.

You smack then leave convo lulz

I'm sitting on Sivala gate puke bring it