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A Galactic Order of Oppressive Neckbeards Goon Station 13 server!

Managed by Pantaloons.

Need to talk over radio?  'say ;your message'
If you don't like OOC turn it off ('(Un)Mute OOC').

By playing here you accept that you may occasionally / frequently be toolboxed / bombed / burned at any time for someone's amusement.

Got a problem?  Use adminhelp if you want to complain about it, not OOC.

BIG BAD LIST OF THINGS THAT COULD GET YOU BANNED:

Not reading the rules.  ('Rules')


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OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: sorry dash
Failed
Hello pubbie sir!
OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: I think Ty set your bomb off couldn't find it
OOC: Funnel: Spedup,security?
OOC: Torqus: tanner why do you have to be such a dick :(
OOC: Torqus: Wait what
OOC: Torqus: what bomb
OOC: SpedupBeatz: sure
OOC: SpaceChef: a bomb you say?
OOC: 9Lives: My beautiful bomb.  Wasted
OOC: Funnel: Jake too, security!
OOC: Shadowslord: Sleepz, What about this round?
OOC: SpedupBeatz: i hate you jake D:
The current game mode is - Secret!
Possibilities: changeling, meteor, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, vampire, and wizard
You are the Chemist.
Your pin to your ID is: 5024
Dash Cunning is the captain!
Enjoy the game!
Your icons have been generated!
The Sylvie jumps!
OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: well don't break in to everything ty
OOC: Hootus: I wish I was good at combat. I feel like im doing everything right but I always get beaten.
OOC: Detective100: so wait... how is it being a vampire?
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OOC: buttt: robusting is an art
OOC: Sleepz: AIM FOR HESD
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OOC: Sleepz: HED
OOC: Snatchduster: vampire is p easy
OOC: Sleepz: groin*
OOC: buttt: if you want to be ableto fight properly, ask some pro robusters for a fight
OOC: Snatchduster: but people want to play around witht he powers so they get caught
LYNOT is the AI!
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown the pen.
Tanner Schaeffer has added PDA-Tanner Schaeffer to Box!
No significant chemical agents found in Box.
OOC: buttt: if you're not having fun as vampire you're not playing it properly
You add the beaker to the machine!
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Trenton Wardle has signed up as Chief Engineer."
OOC: Torqus: too bad vampire is so rare
OOC: Detective100: what kind pof powers?
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Marcelo Brasil has signed up as Quartermaster."
System Confederation Update

Enemy communication intercept.  Security Level Elevated.

Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.

OOC: Snatchduster: i like to call bunch of ghosts
OOC: Sleepz: first you gotta suck blood by aimaing for head
OOC: Detective100: of*
OOC: Sleepz: blaaaa blaaaaaaaa
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Trinity Hill has signed up as Medical Doctor."
The Geoffry Owlington scratches.
Beatbeat Goodbeat  [145.9] asks, "is there any miners?"
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OOC: Detective100: ok.. another question - is the antique laser weapon is any good?
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OOC: Poolord: BEW BEW BEW
OOC: Snatchduster: yes
You splash the solution onto the floor.
You add the beaker to the machine!
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Good morning crew, Have a pleasant day."
The Geoffry Owlington scratches.
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OOC: Hootus: anyone else lagging?
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Emanuel Treeby has signed up as Quartermaster."
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The Geoffry Owlington rolls.
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You add the beaker to the machine!
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "No children are allowed on station Mr.Goodbeat"
You add the beaker to the machine!
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You add the beaker to the machine!
You swallow Dexalin Plus pill.
The Sam scratches.
You swallow Dexalin Plus pill.
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "That was funny AI."
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "I like you"
Tanner Schaeffer farts and fondles his own buttocks.
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "I am also fond of you Vince"
Current Admins:
	Pacra
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Oddball Stephenson has signed up as Assistant."
You slipped!
Tanner Schaeffer has added the fire extinguisher to the backpack!
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "AI let me out of maintenance please"
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "one moment TY"
Tanner Schaeffer has added the utility belt to the backpack!
Ty Fuhrer has added the weldingtool to the backpack!
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Be save, be productive"
Ty Fuhrer asks, "yes?"
Tanner Schaeffer has added the space helmet to the backpack!
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "error ALERT EVA HAS BEEN BREACHED"
Tanner Schaeffer has added the space suit to the backpack!
Ty Fuhrer asks, "you don't mind breaking into EVA now, do you?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "beh"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I just wanted a jetpack"
Grandpa Hook  [145.9] says, "Who did it lynot"
LYNOT  [145.9] queries, "Mr tanner what are you planning with those?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "well I'm not security so"
Ty Fuhrer says, "CE has one"
Ty Fuhrer is trying to take off a backpack from Trenton Wardle's back!
Tanner Schaeffer says, "he doesn't have one"
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "a Ty Furher and tanner shaffer are currently in EVA"
Ty Fuhrer has added the rapid-construction-device (RCD) to the backpack!
Ty Fuhrer says, "oh well"
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "They're cool"
Ty Fuhrer says, "later"
Preston Wright  [145.9] says, "Coulda dropped the ball somewhat more subtly."
Emanuel Treeby  [145.9] says, "AI please open detectives office"
Emanuel Treeby  [145.9] says, "I'm trapped"
Tanner Schaeffer likes the smell of his own farts.
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "Evan"
Tanner Schaeffer farted! It reminds you of your grandmother's queefs.
Zurc Gibson  [145.9] exclaims, "Evan back!"
Tanner Schaeffer shat his pants!
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "I needed somewhere to dock"
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "TANNER SCHAEFFER MIGHT BE A CHANGELING"
Evan Wood  [145.9] asks, "and whats with that unknown?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "na"
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "be more carefull next time MrTreeby."
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "That's me Evan"
Evan Wood  [145.9] asks, "And whats with your unknown..?"
Ty Fuhrer says, "then how"
Ty Fuhrer says, "EXPLAIN OR DIE"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "secret"
Brayden Lombardi  [145.9] says, "Get rid of all the lockdowns jesus CHRIST"
Ty Fuhrer exclaims, "CHANGELING!"
Ty Fuhrer says, "OR"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "not until I spit acid"
Ty Fuhrer asks, "That shit from the RD's office?"
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "Nothing, just chilling Unknown"
Tanner Schaeffer asks, "what shit?"
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "Didn't want Beatbeat to know I was a miner"
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "please be more specific Officer Lombardi"
Adell Shaw  [145.9] exclaims, "Logghdownsh?! AI mushg be going a liggle grazy!"
Ty Fuhrer says, "Yobihorazine"
Ty Fuhrer says, "in the spaced rum."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "what is that"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "oh"
Tanner Schaeffer asks, "you can go in space with that?"
Beatbeat Goodbeat  [145.9] says, "i need pharosium miners"
Ty Fuhrer says, "yes"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "how"
Beatbeat Goodbeat  [145.9] says, "that is why i asked"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I'll trade secrets"
Beatbeat Goodbeat  [145.9] says, "you paranoid shit head"
Ty Fuhrer says, "Protects you from the vacuum but gives you brain damage."
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "I am aware"
Fribox123 earned the I Just Cleaned That! medal.
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "I didn't want to give you harosium"
Ty Fuhrer says, "you just drink it - make sure to take the rum out first"
Tanner Schaeffer asks, "rum does that?"
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "Because I'm not mining"
Ty Fuhrer says, "or you get super drunk"
Ty Fuhrer says, "no"
Ty Fuhrer says, "it has rum AND Yobihorazine"
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "High toxic levels detected in Adell Shaw"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "huh"
Ty Fuhrer says, "take the Rum out with the chemical thingymajib"
LYNOT  [145.9] queries, "are you well MrShaw?"
Ty Fuhrer exclaims, "your turn!"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "well this was dexalin plus + leporazine"
Tanner Schaeffer suffers from flatulence!
Ty Fuhrer says, "Ah, okay"
Adell Shaw  [145.9] says, "gompuger, I'm begger duan well"
Ty Fuhrer says, "What"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "100cc of each"
Ty Fuhrer says, "did you just fart"
Adell Shaw  [145.9] says, "I'm shgraighg bourbon! HAHAHA"
Ty Fuhrer asks, "to propel yourself?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "yes"
Ty Fuhrer says, "... I see"
Ty Fuhrer says, "later"
The Research Shuttle has been Called and will leave shortly!
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "i'm sorry i didn't understand that, could you please repeat your statement"
The Research Shuttle has Moved!
The Research Shuttle has been Called and will leave shortly!
The Research Shuttle has Moved!
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Recomend a healthy dose of lime-aid"
Adell Shaw  [145.9] says, "AI, you're ugly"
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Ms. Table has signed up as Detective."
Tanner Schaeffer has added First-Aid to the backpack!
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Elspet Baum has signed up as Roboticist."
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This is   Zurc Gibson!
Zurc Gibson is wearing a   Head of Security Jumpsuit.
Zurc Gibson has a   armor on.
Zurc Gibson has a   Security Headset by his mouth.
Zurc Gibson has a   Breath Mask on his face.
Zurc Gibson has a   PDA-Vince Ponyarmor in his left hand.
Zurc Gibson has a   backpack in his right hand.
Zurc Gibson has a   emergency oxygentank on his belt.
Zurc Gibson has a   backpack on his back.
Zurc Gibson is wearing   Zurc Gibson's ID Card (Evan's Royal Guard).
Zurc Gibson looks slightly burned!
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Zurc Gibson has added PDA-Vince Ponyarmor to the backpack!
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "I would not appreciate that statement if I were alive."
Zurc Gibson asks, "Hmmh.. Looking for something?"
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "I think your cyan hue has the glimmer of the most beautiful jewel AI."
Tanner Schaeffer spits acid at Zurc Gibson!
Adell Shaw  [145.9] says, "If you were alive, I dunno"
Adell Shaw  [145.9] says, "I mighg reshpegg you aliggle more"
You add the beaker to the machine!
Zurc Gibson sighs.
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "as I would, "reshpegg" you also"
Zurc Gibson says, "Tanner, I hate you.."
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Misto Maxo has signed up as Botanist."
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "EVan"
Tanner Schaeffer fart in he own mouth. A shameful Tanner Schaeffer.
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] asks, "Did you take my bag?"
Evan Wood  [145.9] asks, "Yes?"
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "You took the NASSA suit"
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "No"
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "Not cool"
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "some miner did"
Zurc Gibson  [145.9] says, "I took your back and spaced it."
Vince Ponyarmor  [145.9] says, "Why."
Cyborg Upsilon-50  [145.9] states, "Will the miners please oad the mining station furnaces."
Adell Shaw  [145.9] says, "Vinge and LYNOg shigging in a gree... magesh me wanghf go vomig"
Cyborg Upsilon-50  [145.9] states, "They are currently offline"
Tanner Schaeffer farts. It smells like Soylent Surprise!
Evan Wood says, "kay."
Zurc Gibson says, "It was great idea, in my opinion.."
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LYNOT  [145.9] states, "fire detected in security, use caution"
Alert: Self-Destruct Sequence for the Research Outpost has been engaged.
Detonation in T-60 seconds!
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Adell Shaw  [145.9] says, "WHAg duE"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti  [145.9] says, "YOU FUCKERS"
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Elspet Baum  [145.9] says, "Oh noes."
Ty Fuhrer  [145.9] says, "DISENGAGE THAT SHIT"
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Dr. Andrew Mulaverti  [145.9] says, "Evan Wood you BASTAR"
Grandpa Hook  [145.9] says, "who did it"
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System Confederation Update

Research Announcement

Centcom congratulates the scientists of the station for reaching Tier 2 of Robotics Research.

You add the beaker to the machine!
You add the beaker to the machine!
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "crew please follow saftey procedures, proceed to duck under a desk and cover head."
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Adell Shaw  [145.9] says, "AND GEg YOUR Ashsh OUg OF HgERE"
You add the beaker to the machine!
You add the beaker to the machine!
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You add the beaker to the machine!
Grandpa Hook  [145.9] asks, "HoS?"
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Grandpa Hook  [145.9] asks, "Is anyone else on the research station?"
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LYNOT  [145.9] states, "power alarm in the mining outpost"
You add the beaker to the machine!
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "\er"
You add the beaker to the machine!
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10 seconds until research outpost detonation.
9 seconds until research outpost detonation.
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You add the beaker to the machine!
7 seconds until research outpost detonation.
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Damn it."
Grandpa Hook  [145.9] exclaims, "Oh good god capt get out of there!"
6 seconds until research outpost detonation.
Evan Wood  [145.9] says, "Zurc."
Evan Wood says, "Zurc."
5 seconds until research outpost detonation.
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Emanuel Treeby  [145.9] says, "what the -"
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Zurc Gibson  [145.9] asks, "Yes?"
2 seconds until research outpost detonation.
The Research Shuttle has Moved!
1 seconds until research outpost detonation.
Tanner Schaeffer lets out a girly little 'toot' from his butt.
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti  [145.9] says, "HOLY SHIT."
Vince Ponyarmor says, "ILL REVIVE YOU TANNER"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "okay"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "thanks"
You have given up life and succumbed to death.
Preston Wright says, "You have fun now."
Malachi Stall says, "nice one guv"
Grandpa Hook asks, "thats it?"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "Also syntax errors galore, even though we typed it in correctly"
DEAD: Ghost (Dash Cunning) says, "Oh well I guess I can go to bed"
Malachi Stall says, "dont need my specs anymore"
Zurc Gibson says, "RD, back"
Karen Jewell says, "SUCSESS"
Zurc Gibson says, "ARrival, RD"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti says, "Oh , right"
Lord Nez says, "I see.."
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "I need to be RD mroe"
Grandpa Hook asks, "did the captain and detective make it?"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "More"
Karen Jewell says, "INFINTIE"
Karen Jewell says, "LOOP"
Grandpa Hook says, "hah"
Lord Nez says, ":-D"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "I'm looking for suvivors Zurc"
Beatbeat Goodbeat asks, "cyborg, you got taht pharosium?"
Karen Jewell exclaims, "Lets test it, to the kitchen!"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti says, "A little shaken up, sorry."
Beatbeat Goodbeat asks, "cyborg you got that pharosium?"
DEAD: Ghost (Dash Cunning) says, "I thought it said Operation Succesful for a moment and was all elated"
Zurc Gibson says, "Make yourself good ID"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "Haha"
Zurc Gibson says, "Okay, Vince. I doubt anyone made it, but check lockers."
Karen Jewell says, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Karen Jewell says, "wait shit"
Zurc Gibson says, "And if you find captain's body, I would appreciate it."
DEAD: Ghost (Dash Cunning) exclaims, "Anyhow, good night!"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "Yeah, you too"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "have a good one"
LYNOT states, "Ranger Four has signed up as Assistant."
Zurc Gibson says, "Grats, you are in charge now."
DEAD: Ghost (Tanner Schaeffer) says, "have a butt one"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti says, "Well. I locked Evan in my office before the bomb went off."
DEAD: Evan Wood says, "hahaha"
Zurc Gibson says, "I hope he has to escape alive."
DEAD: Evan Wood says, "god damn that was crap"
Zurc Gibson says, "Because if he only had to blow it.. well, we have lost already."
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti says, "We'll see."
Zurc Gibson says, "Yup."
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "What happened to you, Evan"
Zurc Gibson says, "Let's get you gun too."
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti says, "Crew, this is the RD. In light of recent events, I am now in charge of the station."
Karen Jewell says, "Didnt work much"
Karen Jewell says, "WOAH"
DEAD: Evan Wood says, "i blew up zeta"
Karen Jewell says, "ASS"
DEAD: Evan Wood exclaims, "Teehee~!"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "What about the CE"
Lord Nez asks, "Woot?"
Lord Nez says, "Im here.."
Zurc Gibson says, "TAke baton and headset plus armor."
Zurc Gibson says, "Then gun from bridge, I guess."
Grandpa Hook says, "HoS is still around"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "Way to go"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "No he isn't Hook"
Lord Nez says, "We should like send the crap into a cell or something at the police place"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "He got caught in the blast"
Zurc Gibson says, "I am not HoS"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "The computer was misbehaving when we tried to disarm it"
Zurc Gibson says, "I am officer who has HoS's stuff."
DEAD: Evan Wood asks, "What did you try?"
Allen Mueller asks, "Medic here. Anyone in need of medical assistance?"
Karen Jewell says, "This should fix it"
Grandpa Hook says, "Ah. Nevermind then"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "N_Dis"
DEAD: Evan Wood says, "Thehee."
Vince Ponyarmor says, "I think all lockers have been destroyed"
Allen Mueller asks, "Medic here. Anyone in need of medical assistance?"
DEAD: ADMIN(Drunkwaffel) says, "Tsk tsk. You werent even the traitor that was supposed to die in the blast."
Zurc Gibson asks, "Vince, any bodies?"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "None"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti says, "KEep it."
DEAD: Evan Wood asks, "who was the other traitor?"
Karen Jewell says, "gonna try again"
Zurc Gibson says, "Okay, get gun and take the lead."
DEAD: Evan Wood says, "i should have killed zurc too."
DEAD: ADMIN(Drunkwaffel) says, "The guy who shot you and left you on the station. "
Elspet Baum says, "OH NOOO"
LYNOT queries, "hello?"
DEAD: Evan Wood says, "oh"
Elspet Baum says, "oh shi-"
Grandpa Hook says, "gross"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) asks, "The captain?"
DEAD: Evan Wood exclaims, "oh!"
Adell Shaw says, "Hi."
LYNOT states, "good evening barman"
DEAD: Evan Wood says, "Damn it"
Adell Shaw says, "Whagshup lynog."
Elspet Baum says, "HELP ME"
LYNOT queries, "lynog?"
Grandpa Hook says, "where"
DEAD: Evan Wood says, "and damn that bot that stunned me"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Oh wait"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Tanner survived"
Emanuel Treeby says, "what's wrong"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) asks, "Do sunglasses still show you who your co-traitors are?"
Allen Mueller says, "Eeeww"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Well. Tanners body"
LYNOT queries, "what is the matter MrBaum?"
DEAD: Ghost (Tanner Schaeffer) says, "yes"
Elspet Baum says, "MEDBAY OH GOD"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti asks, "AI, bridge camera. Anyone in there?"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "I promised I'd revive him"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "I promised I'd revive him"
DEAD: Ghost (Tanner Schaeffer) asks, "why wouldn't they?"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "So I'll do that now"
Zurc Gibson says, "I will arrive with research shuttle there soon."
Karen Jewell says, "EY AI"
LYNOT queries, "Is there a problem Mr baum?"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "Just wondering"
Karen Jewell says, "FUCK U"
Grandpa Hook says, "AI open the door"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti says, "Be more specific, Elspet."
DEAD: Ghost (Tanner Schaeffer) says, "hum"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "It's been forever since I've been a traitor"
Allen Mueller says, "Bloody Mess found"
Karen Jewell says, "woop"
Cyborg Upsilon-50 states, "32 pharosium ores inbound to robotics."
DEAD: Ghost (Tanner Schaeffer) says, "ah"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "TURDS for life"
DEAD: Evan Wood says, "i got traitor twice  in a row"
Elspet Baum says, "Fuuuu"
Karen Jewell says, "gaaaaaay"
DEAD: Evan Wood says, "i get em frequently."
Allen Mueller says, "Body beyond recognition"
Karen Jewell says, "why does it keep doing that"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti says, "All security staff, check in."
Elspet Baum says, "oh no..."
Lord Nez asks, "You got throwed out?"
Grandpa Hook exclaims, "AI open this door!"
Zurc Gibson says, "Officer Gibson here."
Grandpa Hook says, "Hook here"
Elspet Baum says, "OH SHIIIIIIIII"
Grandpa Hook says, "what are you up to"
LYNOT states, "Sorry for the delay MrHook"
Elspet Baum says, "I DONT WANNA SLEEP"
Preston Wright exclaims, "Oh, the IRONY! I'm blind, yet telekinetic!"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Hello there"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "it is ok crew"
Malachi Stall says, "hi"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "he attacked me in robotics"
Malachi Stall says, "whats happenin"
Vince Ponyarmor asks, "You a geneticist?"
Malachi Stall says, "nah dawg"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "i subdu him"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Anyway"
Vince Ponyarmor asks, "Mind getting him to the Geneticists?"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Since you'd be much better equipped"
Grandpa Hook says, "Ill take him now"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "Ranger Four, why so gibbed"
Preston Wright says, "Coulda asked."
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "he is now resting peacefully in medbay"
Ty Fuhrer says, "sorry"
Lord Nez says, "I dont think your loop does work."
Preston Wright says, "Just leave me to my work and I don't care what you do."
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "ok"
Karen Jewell says, "Last try"
Grandpa Hook says, "Feel free to hold onto his card"
LYNOT queries, "have you any upgrades for me?"
Preston Wright asks, "Say, want a chance at tk/heat?"
Ty Fuhrer says, "hey"
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "HELLO AI"
Ty Fuhrer says, "wait"
LYNOT states, "Blake Adcock has signed up as Miner."
DEAD: Ghost (Ms. Table) says, "HOW ARE YOU"
Beatbeat Goodbeat asks, "can AI recon be upgraded?"
Ty Fuhrer asks, "do you know how to run disks off these computers?"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti says, "AI, check the bridge. Anyone there? If not, open the blast doors."
Preston Wright says, "Yeah."
Ty Fuhrer says, "I have two disks"
Ty Fuhrer says, "I have inserted the first one"
Ty Fuhrer says, "run it, pelase"
LYNOT states, "yes, you can upgrade my mobility and radio functionality"
Zurc Gibson asks, "Vince, did you get to station with body?"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "oh ok"
Preston Wright asks, "Hold on. What kind of disks?"
Beatbeat Goodbeat asks, "speed upgrade?"
Karen Jewell says, "EY ADELL"
Ty Fuhrer asks, "won't work?"
Preston Wright says, "Ah. We can only run ones with SEs on them"
DEAD: Ghost (Tanner Schaeffer) says, "man quit playing football with my corpse"
LYNOT queries, "through here, are you using this terminal?"
Karen Jewell says, "FUK U"
Ty Fuhrer says, "damn"
Preston Wright says, "Feel free to try the other"
Adell Shaw says, "Yo garen"
Ty Fuhrer says, "I have been trying to figure out what is on this thing for AGES"
Karen Jewell says, "hah"
Grandpa Hook asks, "Beatbeat what did he attack you with?"
Karen Jewell says, "GAAAAAAAAAAAY"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "tool box"
Preston Wright says, "You could probably construct a computer from scratch"
Karen Jewell says, "wot"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "hit me in the head twice"
Ty Fuhrer says, "nothing on this one either"
Karen Jewell says, "the shit"
Preston Wright says, "For the express purpose of reading it"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti asks, "AI?"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "he also tried to steal my borg suit"
Ty Fuhrer says, "no, I've already checked it in a computer"
LYNOT states, "Richard Gray has signed up as Engineer."
Ty Fuhrer says, "nothing on it, apparently"
Grandpa Hook asks, "We have a cloaked turd operative! Are these guys good?"
Karen Jewell says, "Dude"
Karen Jewell asks, "Could you bring a medkit?"
Ty Fuhrer says, "but I refuse to belive it"
Lord Nez says, "Sure"
LYNOT states, "looks like you are busy, i shall re-enter the mainframe from here"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "so how do i upgrade this thing"
Misto Maxo says, "Finally, rainbow weed."
Preston Wright says, "Either way, I'm close enough to Supremacy that I'm excited for once."
Karen Jewell says, "I traveled around with fucking glass"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti says, "Dangerous, at the minimum"
Ty Fuhrer says, "Well"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "hmm"
Zurc Gibson says, "Teleporter is your friend"
Grandpa Hook says, "shit"
Malachi Stall says, "pull this guy in please"
Ty Fuhrer says, "I will take your superpowers or whatever you're offerin'"
Ty Fuhrer says, "throw me in"
Karen Jewell says, "My first plant ever was explosiv tomato"
Malachi Stall says, "put in disposal"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti says, "Do not fire unless fire upon."
LYNOT states, "unfortuanally most conventional methods do not work"
Preston Wright says, "Yeah, hang on"
Malachi Stall says, "hey"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti says, "Fired upon, that is."
Malachi Stall says, "help me"
Zurc Gibson says, "Cloaked.. Two of the three thermals went with detective and Evan.."
Beatbeat Goodbeat asks, "how does it work then?"
Karen Jewell says, "Ointment please :s"
Grandpa Hook says, "Ok. he didnt attack me.. but I really dont want to take the first shot in the face"
Clone generation process initiated.
This will take a moment, please hold.
Your icons have been generated!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
System Confederation Update

Research Announcement

Centcom congratulates the scientists of the station for reaching Tier 3 of Robotics Research.

... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
You begin to recover.
You feel nervous.
You begin to recover.
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I feel nervous"
Preston Wright says, "Hang on tanner."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "thanks"
Preston Wright says, "Ohshit"
Ty Fuhrer says, "STill no"
Preston Wright asks, "You okay Ty?"
Ty Fuhrer says, "I feel weak though"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "HEY TANNER"
Preston Wright is trying to inject Tanner Schaeffer with the DNA-Injector (2)!
Tanner Schaeffer stammers, "thhaannkkss  vvviincee"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "HOW WAS EVAN"
You feel smarter.
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Vaelin Lekk has signed up as Engineer."
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Was he HILLARIOUSLY PISSED"
Ty Fuhrer says, "It didn't work try again"
Tanner Schaeffer stammers, "II  ffeeeellll   ssmmmmartteerr"
Tanner Schaeffer stammers, "wwhaaatt??"
Preston Wright says, "And he gets tk on the first try. Heh."
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti  [145.9] stammers, "AAAIII. loocattee  Gaannddpppaa HHHHooooookkk!!"
Cyborg Upsilon-50  [145.9] queries, "How much celetine to you require?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I was just sitting around in chemlab"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Evan Wood got caugh tin the blast"
Cyborg Upsilon-50  [145.9] states, "I currently have 21 samples."
Tanner Schaeffer says, "and booked it"
Ty Fuhrer asks, "OH COMMON, HE GETS TK?"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "But he stole my nassa suit after stunning me"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "So I may have not revived him"
Misto Maxo  [145.9] says, "Rainbow weed smokes now available outside botany."
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Like I did you"
Preston Wright says, "Yep. First injection he gets it"
Vince Ponyarmor smiles.
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "unable to locate a Grandpa Hook"
Preston Wright shakes Nelson Ivanov trying to wake Nelson Ivanov up!
Preston Wright shakes Ty Fuhrer trying to wake Ty Fuhrer up!
Tanner Schaeffer says, "let's see here"
Ty Fuhrer says, "I feel weak"
Ty Fuhrer punches Nelson Ivanov!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Tanner Schaeffer passively!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Tanner Schaeffer aggressively (now hands)!
Tanner Schaeffer has reinforced his grip on Tanner Schaeffer (now neck)!
Tanner Schaeffer has temporarily tightened his grip on Tanner Schaeffer!
Tanner Schaeffer has tightened his grip on Tanner Schaeffer's neck!
Preston Wright says, "That's just an overdose of rads"
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Let it be known that a Trenton Wardle has broken into the Captains office"
Preston Wright says, "Nothing to worry about"
Tanner Schaeffer extends a probiscis!
Vince Ponyarmor laughs.
Preston Wright says, "Uh huh."
Preston Wright says, "Fuck."
Preston Wright says, "What have I done."
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Mr Wardle such actions are frowned upon in this station"
Preston Wright says, "I don't even care."
Preston Wright says, "I won't bother you."
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to take off Tanner Schaeffer's ID Card (Chemist) from Tanner Schaeffer's uniform!
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to take off a backpack from Tanner Schaeffer's back!
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to take off a labcoat from Tanner Schaeffer's body!
Vince Ponyarmor says, "You realise he is joking"
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to take off Genetics Jumpsuit from Tanner Schaeffer's body!
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to take off the White Shoes from Tanner Schaeffer's feet!
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to take off the Research Headset from Tanner Schaeffer's ears!
Tanner Schaeffer is trying to empty Tanner Schaeffer's pockets!!
Preston Wright says, "Oh. Either way."
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Tanner Schaeffer passively!
Vince Ponyarmor says, "This is Tanner 'run around beating himself with a fire extinguisher to generate the sound effect' Schaeffer"
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown Tanner Schaeffer.
the reinforced window was hit by Tanner Schaeffer.
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Tanner Schaeffer passively!
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown Tanner Schaeffer.
the reinforced window was hit by Tanner Schaeffer.
You kick the grille.
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Ok look guys"
Ty Fuhrer says, "You know what, just keep giving it to me"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "My last objective is to die a glorious death."
Cyborg Upsilon-50  [145.9] states, "Large quanities of Celetine and Pharosium."
Ty Fuhrer says, "and I will cme out when I ahve what I need"
Beatbeat Goodbeat  [145.9] asks, "have you found 3 uqill and 2 telecrystalls?"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Now I can do this a number of ways so I've pretty much already won"
Preston Wright asks, "Well what's glorious to you?"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "WHO WANTS MY PDA"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "say me"
Ty Fuhrer says, "I suggest massive killing spree"
Ty Fuhrer says, "I DO"
Ty Fuhrer says, "GIVE IT TO ME"
Preston Wright has grabbed Nelson Ivanov passively!
Vaelin Lekk  [145.9] says, "Why is the CE dragging the captains closet into the singularity"
Cyborg Upsilon-50  [145.9] states, "Will the miner please load the furnaces."
Vince Ponyarmor says, "What I'm going to do is simples"
Preston Wright says, "Hang on."
Preston Wright is trying to inject Ty Fuhrer with the DNA-Injector (2)!
Vince Ponyarmor says, "I'm going to release the singularity and die in it."
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Mr Lekk, Wardle is a suspicous person, use cation. His intetions are unknown"
Ty Fuhrer says, "Sure. But a massive killing spree would be much better"
Ty Fuhrer says, "all that did si bring me closer to death"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "The singularity is the massive killing spree"
Ty Fuhrer says, "WHY CAN I NOT HAVE TK"
Ty Fuhrer says, "wait"
Tanner Schaeffer has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
Grandpa Hook  [145.9] says, "The turd hasn't disemboweld me and used my intestines for jump rope yet. I think he wants something.."
Ty Fuhrer has analyzed Ty Fuhrer's vitals!
Preston Wright says, "Okay"
OOC: Megamisto: que
Karen Jewell  [145.9] says, "Done"
OOC: Gamer_cad: LAg
You connect Canister: [O2] to the port.
Now dissembling table
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "there are errors detected in my runtimes"
Cyborg Upsilon-50  [145.9] states, "Drag char onto the furnaces until the furnace power level shows green"
Vaelin Lekk  [145.9] says, "CE released singularity, Threw the captains closer into the singularity,"
Beatbeat Goodbeat has been implanted by Beatbeat Goodbeat.
Vaelin Lekk  [145.9] says, "He is now dead i believe"
Beatbeat Goodbeat places the implanter into the the disposal unit.
T.U.R.D Operative K-15  [145.9] says, "h We are in need of research personnel here."
Tanner Schaeffer asks, "how do you get that beat?"
Beatbeat Goodbeat places Glass Case- 'Machine Translator' into the the disposal unit.
Beatbeat Goodbeat stuffs Emanuel Treeby into the the disposal unit!
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "get what"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "i mad eit"
LYNOT  [145.9] queries, "Is the Singulity loose Mr Lekk?"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "machine translator"
Vaelin Lekk  [145.9] says, "It is"
Tanner Schaeffer asks, "you can make it?"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "yes"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "oh nice"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "can I have one"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "hey"
Vaelin Lekk  [145.9] says, "Wait, The CE is alive, Must be the other engineer who died."
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "never mind"
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "ALERT, Attention all crew please take any and every precaution to stay alive, the singularity is loose, The SINGULARITY IS LOOSE"
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Tanner Schaeffer aggressively (now hands)!
Tanner Schaeffer has reinforced his grip on Tanner Schaeffer (now neck)!
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown Tanner Schaeffer.
Ty Fuhrer asks, "what happened to it?"
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Tanner Schaeffer passively!
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Captain, may I call the shuttle in this time of emergancy"
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Tanner Schaeffer aggressively (now hands)!
Vince Ponyarmor points to Tanner Schaeffer
Tanner Schaeffer has reinforced his grip on Tanner Schaeffer (now neck)!
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Is a changeling"
Dr. Andrew Mulaverti  [145.9] says, "Do it AI"
Vince Ponyarmor cries.
Preston Wright says, "Took away my blindness"
Grandpa Hook  [145.9] says, "Agree to the deal you assholes."
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown Tanner Schaeffer.
the reinforced window was hit by Tanner Schaeffer.
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Tanner"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "yes"
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Are you acutally tanner"
Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Misto Maxo  [145.9] says, "This rainbow weed isn't oh wait now it's kicking in."
Vince Ponyarmor says, "Or did you absorb Tanner"
Vaelin Lekk  [145.9] says, "Ai track the CE"
Preston Wright says, "Now I need TIME."
Ty Fuhrer seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Vaelin Lekk  [145.9] says, "Trenton wardle"
Preston Wright says, "Let me work on Supremacy."
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown the cryptographic sequencer.
Grandpa Hook  [145.9] says, "I hate you Zurc"
Preston Wright says, "He"
Zurc Gibson  [145.9] says, "Ahaha! Love you Hook"
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "William Swabey has signed up as Assistant."
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "trenton is currently in eva storage"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I'll give you an emag for machine talk"
T.U.R.D Operative K-15  [145.9] says, "I am preparing the prisoner."
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "alright"
Grandpa Hook  [145.9] says, "Dont try to stop him. He doesn't go down with stuns."
Beatbeat Goodbeat points to the implanter
Beatbeat Goodbeat has added the cryptographic sequencer to the backpack!
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "goign to stop shuttle"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "alrighty"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "i don't have right id"
Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "but oh well"
Tanner Schaeffer has been implanted by Tanner Schaeffer.
You implanted the implant into Tanner Schaeffer.
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Trenton is outside Teleport access"
Robotic Talk, Tanner Schaeffer says, "Bork Bork Bork"
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "near the boxing rign"
System Confederation Update

Payroll Announcement

The station budget appears to have run dry. We regret to inform you that no further wage payments are possible until this situation is rectified.

Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Trinity Hill passively!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Trinity Hill passively!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Trinity Hill aggressively (now hands)!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Trinity Hill passively!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Trinity Hill aggressively (now hands)!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Trinity Hill passively!
Vaelin Lekk  [145.9] says, "Trenton is suspected traitor,"
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed William Swabey passively!
Tanner Schaeffer has failed to grab William Swabey aggressively!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Reece Butt passively!
Lord Nez  [145.9] says, "He is hacking into Teleporter room"
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Reece Butt passively!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Reece Butt passively!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Reece Butt aggressively (now hands)!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Reece Butt passively!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Reece Butt passively!
Tanner Schaeffer has failed to grab Reece Butt aggressively!
Tanner Schaeffer has grabbed Reece Butt passively!
Vaelin Lekk  [145.9] says, "Beat Beat has an e-mag"
Mr. Rathen has been attacked with the fire extinguisher by Tanner Schaeffer. 
Mr. Rathen has been attacked with the fire extinguisher by Tanner Schaeffer. 
Mr. Rathen has been attacked with the fire extinguisher by Tanner Schaeffer. 
Beatbeat Goodbeat  [145.9] says, "doesn't everyoen"
Jones has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the fire extinguisher
Jones hisses at Tanner Schaeffer!
Jones has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the fire extinguisher
Jones hisses at Tanner Schaeffer!
William Swabey  [145.9] says, "I do not believe so."
Jones has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the fire extinguisher
Jones dies!
Jones hisses at Tanner Schaeffer!
Beatbeat Goodbeat  [145.9] says, "when i ran to bridge i saw two liein on the ground"
Beatbeat Goodbeat  [145.9] says, "p sure electrician been mass producing them"
Fat, Lazy Piece of Shit has been hit by Tanner Schaeffer with the fire extinguisher
Fat, Lazy Piece of Shit dies!
System Confederation Update

Anomaly Alert

Space-time anomalies detected on the station. There is no additional data.

Beatbeat Goodbeat  [145.9] says, "KILL BEATBEAT HE TRAIOT HURR"
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown the space suit.
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown the space helmet.
Tanner Schaeffer  [145.9] says, "AHHHH"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "AHHHH"
Beatbeat Goodbeat  [145.9] says, "halp beatbeat kilin me on miner station"
Beatbeat Goodbeat  [145.9] says, "no beatbeat killing me on zeta"
Tanner Schaeffer  [145.9] says, "I traded beatbeat an emag actually"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I traded beatbeat an emag actually"
Beatbeat Goodbeat  [145.9] says, "oh god"
Tanner Schaeffer  [145.9] says, "I got it from space"
Tanner Schaeffer says, "I got it from space"
Locked In
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "trenton is currently in the west wing matinence"
Tanner Schaeffer has added the glass to the backpack!
Shadowslord earned the Spamhaus medal.
The baton is now off.
The baton is now on.
Tanner Schaeffer has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
LYNOT  [145.9] queries, "Is thre any reported damage from the Singularity?"
LYNOT  [145.9] states, "Israel Fischer has signed up as Botanist."
Robotic Talk, Beatbeat Goodbeat says, "AI is a bonner"
The jetpack is now on
  Tanner Schaeffer's ID Card (Chemist): The current assignment on the card is Chemist.
You open the tank valve.
Zurc Gibson  [145.9] asks, "Hook?"
Teleporter engaged!
Israel Fischer  [145.9] says, "badluck...I got warped into space"
Israel Fischer  [145.9] says, "MAde it back"
Zurc Gibson  [145.9] says, "Me too"
You step in the broken glass!
You wrench the frame into place.
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown the wrench.
You place the circuit board inside the frame.
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
Tanner Schaeffer has thrown the cable coil.
You screw the circuit board into place.
Alert: Shuttle launch time shortened to 10 seconds!
You add cables to the frame.
You add cables to the frame.
Zurc Gibson  [145.9] says, "Bye traitor."
T.U.R.D Operative K-15  [145.9] says, "Goodbye."
The crew's final score is:
681
The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
The syndicate traitor was Vince Ponyarmor (played by Coolspot)
Objective #1: Destroy Research Outpost Zeta by activating the on-site nuke. Success
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success
The traitor was successful!
The syndicate traitor was Evan Wood (played by SpedupBeatz)
Objective #1: Destroy Research Outpost Zeta by activating the on-site nuke. Success
Objective #2: Assassinate Zurc Gibson, the Security Officer. Failed
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle alive. Failed
The traitor has failed!
NESgamer190 earned the Guardin' gnome medal.
OOC: Tanner Schaeffer: god damnit beat
Restarting in 25 seconds
OOC: Strider1233: Hah. Die a glorious death.
OOC: Snatchduster: hehehehe
Tanner Schaeffer has been stunned with the stun baton by Tanner Schaeffer!
OOC: Coolspot: thanks SpedupBeatz
OOC: Chair Chair: teamwork
OOC: Chair Chair: nice
OOC: Coolspot: not even teamwork
OOC: Coolspot: he did all thew work
OOC: Funnel: There were none..
You begin to recover.
Network connection shutting down due to read error.
Connection failed.
Network connection shutting down due to read error.
Connection failed.