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"Why does my ass have to be so fat!?" Zelda fretted to herself, looking back at her gigantic posterior. "By the Goddess, why was I cursed with such a massive fucking butt!" She was extremely self-conscious about her booty, especially the way that these tight leggings she was wearing emphasized their curves, and felt embarrassed by the way that her cheeks lightly clapped as she walked, letting everybody in the village know that she was delightfully bottom-heavy. "No wonder Link hates me, when my trunk looks like I'm smuggling an a pair of ripe hydromelons! Wait, what am I talking about... I'm n-not into Link or anything!" Her face reddened with humiliation as she realized that she was still crushing on the handsome Hylian. Her mind was already beginning to picture the Hero bathing naked in one of the hot springs, his chiselled abs glistening as his hardening cock beckoned the princess over. "...oh Goddess, help me!" Billy was a huge Nintendo fan and an avid gamer who was too poor to own a Nintendo Switch to play the latest game in his favorite franchise, The Legend of Zelda, so instead he resorted to illegal means via some dodgy emulation software he found online. The copy of the ROM he downloaded promised to "let [him] live the full immersive experience of Breath of the Wild!", and while he thought this was some marketing garbage, he was shocked when upon booting the game he suddenly found himself inside of the world of Hyrule! This wasn't just any version of the game, but one set before the Great Disaster that ruined the Hyrule Kingdom, and worst of all, Billy wasn't playing inside of the body of his favorite hero but the cute, thicc Princess Zelda! It had been stressful adapting to her new life as she tried her best to escape from the digital world, but nothing was working, and the more time that passed the more she began to pick up new mannerisms. She'd already started comfortably going by the name of Zelda and understood her royal duties, but the worst part was how hot she got whenever Link entered the room! She knew it was against her duties as Princess to think so lewdly about a commoner not of royal blood, but she could barely make eye contact with the young man without rubbing her thick thighs together to try and dull the aching, desperate throb deep inside of her womb that was begging to be filled with his heroic seed. Even masturbating every night using whatever primitive sex toys she could find for her kitty wasn't enough to make it go away completely, so when her father the King asked her to go on a short pilgrimage with Link to pray at an abandoned temple she pleaded for him to reconsider, knowing that she would easily humiliate herself and soak her panties to the bone. Unfortunately her father was insistent, and being too shy to stand up to him, she was forced to travel alongside her crush. Seeing him on his horse, so brave and silent, drove Zelda crazy, but she was sure that such a handsome hero could never like a girl like her, a shy, stuck-up princess with a massive butt that weighted down any horse she tried riding. Between that and the constant friction of her steed against her feminine parts her saddle was mysteriously drenched at the end of every day, and it took every inch of her willpower to stop herself from screaming out Link's name as she played with herself in her private tent at night. It was so difficult to try and keep herself from stripping and bending over like a whore to let him have his way with her, bringing an impossible shame to her family lineage. One day, however, it became all too much as Link bathed in a nearby river, most of his buff body on full display. "Oh Goddess, forgive me, I can't take it anymore..." she whispered as she pulled her leggings down and groped her cheeks, spreading herself for Link and beckoning him to take her virginity. "Use whatever hole you like, Link! Just don't look at me, and fuck me! Take me like a Gerudo slut!" Link was obviously surprised by his princess' sudden advancements, but always one to follow orders he obliged, stroking his rod until it reached it's impressively erect 8-inch length before spearing the Hylian royal's pussy. "Oh, wOoOoOoW!" Zelda screamed, her tongue lolling as her eyes rolled into the back of her head in inescapable bliss, satisfied that her heavy ass was able to please the handsome knight. Knowing that this was a forbidden, taboo act for her just made it all the more incredible. "J-just like that! Yes! OoOoOhHhHh... make me a whore, please! Make me a pregnant slut and fill me with your cumMmMmM!!!"
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